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*ruins your mixed nuts*

>> No.11337322

fuck off, brainlet

>> No.11337337

Cashews are the thinking man's nut

>> No.11337338

>>11337320
Cashews are the best nut other than the one I give your mom.

>> No.11337355

Official nut power rankings
Macadamias > pistachios > cashews > hazelnuts >peanuts > Brazil nuts > almonds

Any nut not on this list is not worth mentioning

>> No.11337364

>>11337320
cashews are the best nut u fucking nonce if i ever find you ill shag ur mum up the battyhole

>> No.11337366

>>11337355
>No pecans or walnuts
Nigga you gay

>> No.11337374

>>11337355
wrong. you forgot pecans, which are the best nut, so you are obv unqualified to say anything on the subject.

pecans > walnuts > pistachios > cashews almonds > peanuts > macadamia nut > hazelnuts > brazil nuts > pumpkin seeds > sunflower seeds

in b4 peanuts arent a true nut. eat a dick, u autismal human abysses.

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>>11337320
*ruins your otherwise healthy trail mix*

>> No.11337387

>>11337381

What the fuck is unhealthy about raisins

>> No.11337390
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>>11337355
Macademias are good, but scary.
I just ate two handfuls. I think I'll skip lunch now.

>> No.11337393

Nut mixes are bad, the different nuts just taste weird together.

>> No.11337403
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>>11337393
Don't stuff 'm all in your face together.
Eat one, enjoy it, cleanse palate, eat the next.

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>>11337320

>> No.11337421
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11337421

Cashews aren't nuts you dumb negroids
They're drupes

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>>11337421
>pic

>> No.11337509

pistachios > cashews > macadamias > peanuts > almonds >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hazelnuts >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> uncle Ray's nuts

>> No.11337560

>>11337421
drupe these nuts over head

>> No.11337569

>>11337320
>*ruins your mixed nuts*
>cashews are like 80% of the nuts in a mix bag

>> No.11337577

Cashews are the best Brazil nuts are shit

>> No.11337605

You can't go wrong with a cashew, macadamia, or pistachio nut

>> No.11337616

>>11337387
sugar, bro

>> No.11337844

>>11337403
that would be obnoxious.

>> No.11337864

>>11337355
>no walnuts, chestnuts or OP’s favourite: chin-nuts

>> No.11337891

In most nut mix, 70% peanuts, 15% almonds, 10% almonds, 5% cashews

>> No.11337924

>>11337891
>15% almonds, 10% almonds
???

>> No.11337937

>>11337924
I never was good with algebrah, sorry.

>> No.11337939

Macadamia > Pecan > Pistachio > Cashew > Walnut > Hazelnut > Brazils > Almond
peanuts are filler and do not deserve rank

>> No.11337942

>>11337355
Which nuts are the one my grandma calls nigger toes? Those are good

>> No.11337948

>>11337942
Probably WAS nuggertoes.

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>>11337374

This report is supported by evidence, it has also high internal validity.

>> No.11338052

>>11338047
That is an impressively shitty photoshop.

>> No.11338061

>>11337381
Man I fucking hate rasins.

>> No.11339039
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>>11337355
Pistachios>cashews>peanuts>walnuts>almonds>brazil nuts>hazelnuts>macadamias

>> No.11339064

>>11337355
Imagine being this wrong

>> No.11339084

>>11337355
Walnut > cashew > pistachio > pecan > peanut > macadamia > brazil > blanched almond > almond

>> No.11339134

What about Chinese almonds?

>> No.11339370

What is it with normies and putting raisins in otherwise perfect granola/nut mixes?

>> No.11339539

>>11337320
Fuck you dude, shit taste

>> No.11339568

>they don't know about the almonds hidden in stone fruits

>> No.11339571

>>11337320
You mean when some asshole picks all the cashews out because they're the best and you're left with 90% peanuts?

>> No.11339670

>>11339571
Cashews ruin mixes BC once you have them everything else tastes underwhelming.

>> No.11339715

>>11339370
raisins are dirt cheap and literally filler

>> No.11339837

>>11337387
fuck raisins. they taste like shit and look like meth head granny aunty Beth's skin tags.

>> No.11339858

I like raisins :-)

>> No.11339894

Pecan Nuts are S tier
prove me wrong

>> No.11339907

>>11339894
What's "S tier"? Did you eat them raw?

>> No.11339910

>>11339907
top tier

>> No.11339924

>>11339910
peepee cans are tasty. Walnut is the best nutritionally.

>> No.11339925

>>11337924
10% of them are activated.

>> No.11339939

At least we can all agree that hazelnuts are the worst nuts.

>> No.11339945

>>11337924
Some of them are bitter almonds, to dissuade you eating too many, with cyanide.

>> No.11339954

>>11339939
No. I like hazelnuts and homemade hazelnut butter (consisting entirely of hazelnuts)

>> No.11339960

>>11337355
Wrong
Cashews>almonds>walnuts>peanuts>pistachios>pecans>filberts>brazil>macademia

>> No.11339962

>>11339939
Acorns are pretty inconvenient. They need to be leeched for days before they can be cooked and eaten, and there's a good chance some of them will have worms.

>> No.11339966

>>11339960
Macadamia is shit because it can kill your cat and it's also very overrated. They taste like nothing.

>> No.11339975

Any nut tier list that doesn't have macadamia at the top is automatically null and void.

>> No.11339977

>>11337320
If you eat too many cashews your asshole will itch for a week. It is because they are found in the bottom of the cashew fruit that has a poison ivy like seed pod. Enough residue from the seed pod causes itchy mouth and asshole.

t. stoner who ate an entire can of them and regretted it

>> No.11339979

>>11337355
Macadamias are just hazelnuts for queers.

>> No.11339982

>>11339975
Pistachios go toe to toe with macadamia

>> No.11339996

>>11339966
It's also overpriced and a defining ingredient of the absolute worst cookie.

>> No.11340611

>>11339925
Can you activate cashews?

>> No.11340706

>>11340611
if you play the right card

>> No.11340835

>>11339039
the brazil nut is a seed ya doof

>> No.11340856

>>11337616
Ask me how I know you don't hike.

>> No.11340876

>>11337393
quit eating out your mum

>> No.11340971

>>11340611
Usually not. Even "raw" ones have been steamed to deactivate the itchy stuff.