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11336853 No.11336853 [Reply] [Original]

Now here is a food that never wanted to be eaten.
>Skin of a rhinocerous, leather armor
>Impossible to open up without making a sticky mess

>> No.11336860

>>11336853
>pre-sliced
You’re a faggot

>> No.11336862

there's a lot of foods that don't want to be eaten.

only the plants whose seeds survive your digestion benefit from being eaten.

>> No.11336871

>can't peel an orange

Laughing at you college boy with your girlie arms

>> No.11336873

>>11336853
>skin comes off easily
>juice can be quickly rinsed off and oil is very low viscosity so it can be left there without affecting grip
Does orange oil dissolve polyisoprene like it does natural latex?

>> No.11336876

>>11336853
but it wants to stay fresh

>> No.11336880

>>11336876
Citrus molds easily.

>> No.11336888

You see it's kind of like a woman - to get that sweet nectar you gotta want it, you gotta get rough if you have to, 'cos there's nothing better than tearing through that tender, juicy flesh after you put so much effort into getting it...
Or just use a knife

>> No.11336889

>>11336853
>never wanted to be eaten
>bright fucking orange to attract attention
>full of meme sugar
>hand sized

>> No.11336905

>>11336853
thats why you get your girlfriend to peel it for you

women have long nails, its much easier for her

>> No.11336960

>>11336889
more of an off-yellow really

>> No.11337011

>>11336905
>tfw no orange-peeling-nails gf

>> No.11337035

So I guess I'm the only one that peels the skin with a knife huh

>> No.11337043

>>11336960
I really love off-yellows. Off-yellows are my favourite fruit.

>> No.11337096

>>11336880
YOU mold easily

>> No.11337098

>>11336888
>just use a knife
On the orange or the women?

>> No.11337102
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11337102

>>11336905

>> No.11337140

>>11337011
checked

>> No.11337148

>>11336905
>not just growing your own nails
you're literally born with 10 knives on your hands and you clip and file every single one of them away then wonder why you can't fucking peel us

>> No.11337160

>>11336853
>bite a chunk of peel off
>use that to peel the rest of it, often in one piece

Ez

>> No.11337167

>>11336853
>a food that never wanted to be eaten
>a fucking orange
Call me back when you find out about jackfruit, pomegranates, and artichokes.

>> No.11337190

>>11337167
Or just fucking pineapple. Spiky, hard, though skin that's hard to peel, crown can hurt you and house spiders and scorpions

Or just a durian, tough peel and stinky.

>> No.11337351

>>11337148
>us
why are there sentient fruits on this site

>> No.11338606

>>11337190
Durian is easy. It wants to be opened, just not by critters too small to carry the seeds. Find a seam and pull.