>that'll be 35$ bro

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Anonymous Mon Oct 15 05:56:39 2018 No.11336600 [Reply] [Original]

>that'll be 35$ bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 05:57:25 2018 No.11336602 >>11336600 The dollar sign comes before the value

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 05:57:49 2018 No.11336603 You kiddin me? You KIDDING me? Lol, nah jack, I'm outty

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 05:58:45 2018 No.11336607 >>11336602 faggot bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 06:00:01 2018 No.11336610 File: 98 KB, 1080x1350, 02e987939a918f6acb8a29f5dbc960bdr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 06:01:30 2018 No.11336613 >>11336610 >week old lettuce >smothered in mayo >greasy, soft bun >moist bottom bun >onions >white substance on the bacon >lard-filled 'drink' Pass

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 06:03:57 2018 No.11336617 >>11336613 To each their own. Checkers puts all three of ketchup mustard and mayo on that burger, and that's just how I like it. On the bacon, it is ranch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 06:15:49 2018 No.11336638 >>11336610 jesus christ anon would you some food with your vegetables? looks like a fuckin salad on a bun, what is wrong with you fries look amazing though

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 07:11:39 2018 No.11336771 >>11336600 Really? I was in the US like 5 years ago and I remember eating pretty often at five guys while thinking "Damn, it's no wonder they all so fat here if fast food is this cheap" Have they upped their prices since then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 07:25:49 2018 No.11336802 >>11336771 Its like $9 for a burger and like $4 for fries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 07:26:27 2018 No.11336804 >>11336802 What the hell? Since when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 07:33:33 2018 No.11336813 >>11336804 I honestly don't know. I'd rather get 10 mcdoubles than five guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 07:38:04 2018 No.11336823 >>11336813 yeah five guys is over priced and taste extact same mmmmm purgers

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 07:50:09 2018 No.11336852 >>11336600 It'll fill me for two days though, like a python eating a deer

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 07:51:29 2018 No.11336858 >>11336804 Since forever you fat retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 08:02:47 2018 No.11336887 >>11336858 You seem angry that you were caught lying and now you will burn in hell my obese comrade

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 08:16:14 2018 No.11336916 >>11336600 Is it normal for their cheese to be melted? It never is from my local one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 09:17:16 2018 No.11337030 >>11336600 Quad dubs don’t lie. This shit is overpriced.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 09:18:42 2018 No.11337034 >>11336887 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 09:31:27 2018 No.11337062 >>11336852 I'd like five guys to fill me up desu, specifically by fucking me full of semen

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 12:27:46 2018 No.11337508 >>11336607 you tried.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 12:37:40 2018 No.11337555 >>11337062 Wasn't there some news story about some faggot that had to get his stomach pumped because he was so full of semen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 12:45:35 2018 No.11337589 >>11337555 No but using a bike pump is all the rage with anons these days

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 12:48:17 2018 No.11337602 >All these communists freaking out over five guys and in and out Portillo's is the true GOAT burger restaurant. Those two wish they were as good as my goddamn italian beef/ double burger bacon combo. Fucking fight me mates.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 12:59:07 2018 No.11337647 >>11336600 >$35 Nice tip, but you don't have to do that at 5 guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 14:52:33 2018 No.11338079 >>11337602 >how can a million dollar capitalistic corporation not care as deeply about my far-left politics as I care about them? Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 14:56:47 2018 No.11338091 >>11336804 I first went to a five guys about five years ago and yeah it's pretty expensive. It cost about double what McDonald's did at the time but granted at least you got all those toppings and it tasted better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 14:58:16 2018 No.11338098 >>11337647 hes not far off. I went to 5 kikes ONCE and got a bacon cheeseburger. thats it. no fries or drink and it was like 9 fucking dollars, and it wasnt that great. what a waste. fuck that place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 14:59:09 2018 No.11338100 >>11336600 thought you were exaggerating but I looked it up and jesus fuck... how are there are morons that actually paying this much for fast food?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 15:04:22 2018 No.11338127 Went there once. Burger was worse than what you get at Wendy's. Fries were limp and soggy. Costs like $14. Never gone back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:15:35 2018 No.11338494 >>11336804 It depends on the region. Here it's $8 and change for their regular two patty cheeseburger and under $4 for fries. I can get a better quality burger and for less going to this neighborhood joint that hand press patties to-order.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:41:16 2018 No.11338609 >>11337508 you didn't

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:42:40 2018 No.11338612 >>11336600 There's one in my city is it worth it? Britbong btw

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:44:49 2018 No.11338619 >>11338100 >>11338098 man you guys are retarded. i can get a bacon cheeseburger with fries for 10 bucks. plus they have free peanuts

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:57:19 2018 No.11338666 File: 91 KB, 640x400, 1420541030036.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11338619 >m-muh peanuts fucking lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:57:56 2018 No.11338671 >>11337589 A bike pump?! What do they do with said bike pump, fuck themselves in the ass?!

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:04:21 2018 No.11338689
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5 Guys quality is still breddy gud honestly

but i would agree that their prices have gone to fuck. they used to pride themselves on begin a quality $5 burger

my wife and i just split a burger and some fries. plenty of food without breaking the bank

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:27:32 2018 No.11338763 >>11338671 >he doesn't punish his gf with a bike pump

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:29:37 2018 No.11338773 >>11338763 Am single though...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:33:22 2018 No.11338787 >>11336602 it did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:44:21 2018 No.11338855 >>11338127 Everything from Wendy's is worse in every way apart from cost

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:45:24 2018 No.11338862 >>11338612 Its a damn good burger, the only thing slightly dissapointing is the price. Go for it

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:45:53 2018 No.11338866 >>11338612 Another Britbong here, used to go to the one on Tottenham Court Road after uni occasionally - pricy but pretty damn good tbf

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:47:19 2018 No.11338871 >>11338773 Then become the gf

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:49:11 2018 No.11338878 >>11338619 You probably live in rural mississippi or louisiana, they used to be a bit overpriced but at some point they really jacked their prices up in all habitable urban locations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:53:15 2018 No.11338896 >>11338855 t. Five guys shill

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:53:41 2018 No.11338898 >brother gets a burger at hipster bar >18 bucks >it's not even good Inflation is out of control and CPI is a joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:59:37 2018 No.11338923 >>11338878 >urban >habitable Gross. Enjoy nothing, because cities are shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 18:01:22 2018 No.11338933 >>11336852 Low EQ post

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 18:06:12 2018 No.11338955 >>11338923 I agree, but I don't think being a farmboi would be any better. Currently suburban but that's meh too. I think life is just shit desu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 18:10:04 2018 No.11338977 >>11336600 This. I went once, payed, and bitterly ate my mediocre burger and vowed to never return.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 18:43:02 2018 No.11339130 >>11338494 >I can get a better quality burger and for less going to this neighborhood joint that hand press patties to-order. I read this as "hand press panties"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 18:45:10 2018 No.11339139 I see no beet roots, eggs, pineapple so it looks pretty good to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 18:58:31 2018 No.11339191 File: 28 KB, 358x406, 1518100852716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11338619 >burger & fries for 10$ >muh peanuts tho >prices are different for me lol ur retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 18:59:40 2018 No.11339198 >>11336600 Five Kikes

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 19:01:02 2018 No.11339203 >>11339191 >>burger & fries for 10$ You haven't been to many fast food places lately, champ. That's the price of a wendy's #2 combo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 19:02:31 2018 No.11339212 >go to 5 kikes >only employees are 2 teenage girls who to take 30 minutes to make two burgers >give me the wrong burger >$13 I hope this place goes bankrupt

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 19:18:37 2018 No.11339292
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>go to 5 guys in uk with friends
>burgers are 7 quid
>realise the employees can only look at me with confusion if i stuff my jumper with peanuts and leave
>proceed to flush the non eaten peanuts down a bowling alley toilet
>wont flush
For that price you should learn how to make a good burger. I make them thicc and juicy but if you want to replicate 5 guys style just smash them.
Hell, invite your buddies over with free food promises, make a big night of it and save £30+ while having something of equal/higher quality

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 19:20:54 2018 No.11339306 >>11339203 anyone that buys that is stupid >not using the dollar menu

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 19:54:38 2018 No.11339466 >>11336600 Everything but their fries are shit, but the fries are really good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 20:05:30 2018 No.11339518 >>11338896 You really think 5 kikes can afford shills

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 20:30:10 2018 No.11339636

>in reality it's like $12 for a burger, small fries (they dump a ton extra in the bag, more than one person should eat anyway even with a small order) and a refillable regular sized drink
>maybe $5 more than shit'n'out burgers
>this price difference is enough for poorfags to pretend their Cali shithole is better than 5 Chads

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 20:48:29 2018 No.11339733 >>11339636 >$12 for a shitty fast casual experience when you could just go to a real restaurant at that point $12 for a burger meal is a fucking ripoff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 20:55:01 2018 No.11339753 >>11336600 It's more like $15, but yes Five Guys is overpriced but has great burgers

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 20:57:49 2018 No.11339764 >>11339466 Its not shit, its just overprices. Definitely higher quality than other fast food places, but getting 10% better quality for 50% higher prices is just a bad deal

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 21:04:50 2018 No.11339793 >>11339636 12 dollars for an okay fast food burger is pretty steep. Also any place that markets how great their fries are is guaranteed to have mediocre fries.

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 21:07:29 2018 No.11339809

>>11339733
>>11339793
>$12 is minimum for a single patty bacon cheeseburger at restaurants
>comes with a pathetic amount of fries
>usually lukewarm because waiters and waitresses fucking suck and lag on bringing food over
>soda is an extra $3 and again you have to wait for server to refill it

>5 Chads:
>$12 for the whole kit and kaboodle
>double bacon cheeseburger with whatever toppings you want, no extra charge
>burger is ALWAYS super hot because as soon as it's taken off the grill and put in the bag they call your number and YOU pick it up, no down time
>french fries portion is fucking insanely huge, more than any single person should eat
>similarly these french fries are always super hot and fresh, delicious
>soda is included in the $12 pricetag and is refillable by yourself, meaning 0 downtime waiting for refills and you can mix it however you want
Give me one good, valid, unbiased reason why this place isn't better than shit'n'out burger besides MUH EXPENSIVE.

t.non-poorfag

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 21:11:58 2018 No.11339825

>>11339809
I've never been to in n out. I still think five guys is pretty bland. The only flavor you get in their burgers is grease, and the burgers are only good if you get bacon. A good burger shouldn't need bacon. I can get a better burger at pretty much any local restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 21:12:10 2018 No.11339828 >>11339793 Their fries are legitimately better than most other fast food places

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 21:13:34 2018 No.11339835 >>11336852 Actually anon, a python that eats a deer will be good for up to 6 months, faggot retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 21:15:22 2018 No.11339842 >>11339828 I guess. But they're still just fries. I know too many faggots who rave about their fries like they're the greatest thing on earth. They're nothing special.

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 21:17:55 2018 No.11339853

>>11336600
I had a Wendy's triple cheeseburger meal on Saturday for $10.00 or whatever. It was total shit. It used to be good (I thought) years ago.

Five Guys not even in same league. So much better. Every ingredient is far better. But yes overpriced.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 21:30:27 2018 No.11339905 >>11339853 How the fuck could you possibly spend $10 at a low tier fast food place?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 21:32:12 2018 No.11339908 >>11336600 what you ordered is probably closer to $15-$18. the trick is to go with a friend and share the fries, since there are so many, and don't get a soda.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 21:32:21 2018 No.11339909 >>11339905 Not him but baconators are like $8 or 9 by themselves. And that's 2 patties. Add a 3rd and it's easily $10+.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 21:32:46 2018 No.11339916 >>11339905 Most shit at Wendy's is like 6-7 dollars.

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 21:33:30 2018 No.11339920

>>11339908
I routinely go there with my wife like once a month or two. We get two bacon cheeseburgers (two patties each), a small fry and a regular drink. That's $23 for two people and more than enough for us. We're always full by the time we get halfway through our meal. It's delicious, fresh and honestly not that expensive.

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 21:33:51 2018 No.11339922

>>11339809
You're making two different arguments, tard.

1, I said a "real restaurant," not "go get a burger at a restaurant."
>Five Guys gives more fries than you should eat!
>but it's an argument that people should have to throw away food instead of eating a reasonable portion
>i need two buckets of soda with lunch!!!11
Also, where the fuck are you going without a decent lunch special or whatever?

2, you're now arguing Five Guys vs. In-n-Out
>Burger is fresh, made fast
>doesn't taste like some asshole just made it on their grill in the backyard and slapped on some random ingredients
>service is fast, you can drive up or walk in
>cost is actually valid, i'm getting everything i need for more than half the price of 5 cucks
>can drive through
>perfect for fast, on the run, eating in your car, which is the only time you should really be getting fast food if you're not still a sophomore in high school and have nowhere better to be

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 21:34:18 2018 No.11339926 >>11339916 I just can't imagine going to Wendy's, McDonalds, Taco Bell, or BK and spending more that $5, that kinda defeats the whole purpose of going there

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 21:40:46 2018 No.11339964 >>11339922 You're a literal retard. You've made the same point stretched out over like 5 different lines. Admit it, you're a poorfag from Cali that thinks his shit is the best because it's all you can afford.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 21:56:32 2018 No.11340040 >>11339916 For a meal? Do you live in Guatemala? I live in Jew York.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:12:31 2018 No.11340118 >>11340040 >going to a shitty restaurant where the only draw is the cost and then buying expensive options anyways Coasties sure are fucking strange

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:28:04 2018 No.11340160 >>11340118 1. I'm from the Midwest. 2.I wanted Wendy's because it used to be good. 3. Your IQ must be around 7.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:47:44 2018 No.11340216 >>11336916 I ask them to put the cheese on and let it melt a bit. They're usually happy to do so

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:53:44 2018 No.11340237 >>11336916 the cheese is supposed to melt while inside the foil wrapper while you take your food home. apparently your fat ass cant wait two minutes to inhale your food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:56:56 2018 No.11340252 >>11339753 they make their money on the sodas and milkshakes. have a glass of water instead and reduce your bill to around 11 dollars.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 23:49:20 2018 No.11340403 >>11336771 It was never cheap. Literally $2 per topping, $18 for a microwaved burger, and $39 for cold garvage fries seasoned with nut crust, and $684 for a cup of sugar water. At least you get all the stale peanuts you can eat

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 00:04:04 2018 No.11340441 >>11339753 I haven't been there ins a while. I think I did get drinks. BTW if anyone opens a restaurant, milk shakes are "high margin" items. Five Guys was always pushing them when I went there. Had no interest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 00:05:23 2018 No.11340445 >>11336602 That's how you know he's European

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 00:20:00 2018 No.11340500 >>11340403 >microwaved burger Retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 00:23:25 2018 No.11340508 >>11340403 And you think anyone actually believes you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 00:25:23 2018 No.11340517 >>11336610 did I ever tell you about the time checkers gave me the most savage ass blasting diarrhea of my life that I actually thought I might die before sunrise

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 00:33:09 2018 No.11340539 >>11340517 Mild food poisoning maybe? What did you get?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 00:38:17 2018 No.11340549 >>11336600 just go to dairy queen, they have exactly the same burgers

Anonymous Tue Oct 16 01:07:29 2018 No.11340612

>>11340539
it definitely wasn't mild, but I got 2 burgers with I think some kind of 2 for $3 deal
and that was the last thing I ate before heading up to vermont for a weekend retreat

I was pretty far into the mountains when it hit, and I spent the night shitting my fucking organs out. The cramping and just continuous unceasing diarrhea
it had gotten to the point where everything in my entire digestive system was completely flushed, I would drink water an a few minutes later pure clean crystal clear water would come gushing out of my ass, I swear it was probably safe to drink. everything completely evacuated, I had no poop left to poop and still it was relentlessly shedding any water I tried to take in out through my butt almost immediately
for hours I spent glued to that toilet

there was a heat lamp that I kept turning on because it felt nice on my back, and every 15 minutes it would automatically shut off and that was the only way I was keeping track of time and my connection to the outside world
hours had gone by and eventually I gave up
it was snowing hard outside and even if I wanted to seek medical attention I would never have made it

in the pitch black dark of the bathroom I fell forward off the toilet out of exhaustion, I rolled into the bath tub completely naked. the cool ceramic felt good on my skin, and I resigned myself to my fate. I simply laid there in the dark shitting all over myself and waited to die

eventually however the continuous shitting had stopped, the contractions got further and further apart
2 minutes, 5 minutes, 10 minutes, until finally I felt it was safe enough to make my move
I crawled to the bedroom, it was now morning an the sun was fully up in the sky. I drank a bottle of water and fell asleep right there on the carpet

I continued having bouts every half hour or so for the majority of the day, but by that night the storm had settled, I was able to eat a meal and keep it inside me
corn chowder..and It was great

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 04:12:29 2018 No.11340990 >>11340216 I've tried this but it's never melted. >>11340237 Usually it's about 15 minutes from the store to home so that isn't it either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 04:30:08 2018 No.11341032 >>11337555 that was rod stewart

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 04:36:29 2018 No.11341048 Had five guys once. It serves no purpose. Want a decent fast burger? Burgerking or Wendys Want a greasy shit? Hardees Want actually good fast food? Whataburger/innout Want an actually good burger? Gastropub or a weber grill

Anonymous Tue Oct 16 06:54:14 2018 No.11341318

>>11340549
This just isn't true. Five guys hand forms their patties. I used to work at Dairy Queen and I know they use use frozen patties that are each cut in the same irregular round pattern to make it look like they could have been hand formed. They were grilled in large batches before lunch and dinner and sat in a heating tray until someone ordered them, then they were assembled and "boosted" (microwaved, but we were instructed to not use the term microwaved).

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 06:56:50 2018 No.11341323 >>11341318 >I used to work at Dairy Queen found the wagecuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 06:58:24 2018 No.11341327 >>11336852 You filled me for two days last night with cum you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 11:06:21 2018 No.11341879 >>11339764 No, it's shit. Their burgers taste like the blandest pieces of crap and they cost at least $5. Their fries are the only things that taste good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 13:17:25 2018 No.11342313 >>11336600 I’d rather have five guys than an expensive restaraunt.

Anonymous Tue Oct 16 13:29:37 2018 No.11342348

>>11341048
Burgers are so easy to make and all the ingredients are so cheap that it's tough for me to justify going out for one. For, say fried chicken you have to marinate the chicken beforehand, and you have to heat up a fuckload of oil, and it's a big mess of flour and eggs, etc., so I'll usually just stop at popeye's if I want that. But I can make a burger in less time from start to finish, than driving, waiting and driving back from any 'fast' food place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 14:00:08 2018 No.11342468 >>11336638 >vegetables aren't food Amerilard detected

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 14:20:00 2018 No.11342514 >>11339926 Dude a Big Mac alone is almost 5 bucks and a meal is over 7. Most meals are over 5, and the premium stuff is almost pushing 10.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 14:37:09 2018 No.11342586 >>11339905 By visiting one now instead of 20 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 16:40:52 2018 No.11343073 File: 1.15 MB, 1677x2981, 20181011_192151-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11336600 Pic related is a roach I found in my five guys fries last week. I probably should've called and told them to change their fryer grease.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 17:12:17 2018 No.11343189 >>11338612 The food is pretty nice but its so fucking expensive The croydon one is always empty now

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 18:03:18 2018 No.11343400 >>11336600 >those digits five guys is the subway of the burger world. no matter which toppings you throw on, it tastes bland and boring. their fries would be killer if they actually made them crispy.

Anonymous Tue Oct 16 18:10:22 2018 No.11343428
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>>11338612
>Nearly $20 for a fast food burger, fries and a drink
I don't know how the burgers at non fast food places are in the UK, but in the U.S, Five Fucks is definitely not worth those prices.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 18:22:17 2018 No.11343473 >>11343428 Just eat Wendy's, Christsakes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 18:25:32 2018 No.11343486 >>11343473 The stuff on Wendy's value menu or whatever they call it is honestly pretty good. Definitely better than McDonald's.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 18:32:24 2018 No.11343517 File: 971 KB, 500x490, 1537402094074.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11336600 >only three dudes checked this motherfucker you bunch of fags

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 18:48:24 2018 No.11343575 >>11343517 /ck/ is a slower board. No one gives a fuck about dubs on slow boards. So it's not surprising that most people didn't noticed the quad dubs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 19:25:58 2018 No.11343715 >>11343428 What the fuck do you see as a normal meal? A small fries at 5 guys is massive, and a "little" hamburger means a burger with one patty and not two... If you're paying more than 13 bucks you're just a fat fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 19:44:37 2018 No.11343785 >>11336600 nice quadruple dubs

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 19:47:54 2018 No.11343796 >>11341327 This is my favorite post on 4chan of all time

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 19:52:26 2018 No.11343812 i went to five guys once and it seemed expensive but the cashier ended up thinking i was cute so i just ate her pussy behind the dumpster out back

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 20:24:57 2018 No.11343970 >>11340612 Did it feel like you got shot in the gut during earlier contractions?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 20:27:34 2018 No.11343982 >>11343715 Most people I've ever seen go to Five Guys get a bacon cheeseburger, a small fry and a drink. That's what I'm basing it on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 20:31:43 2018 No.11343998 >>11343812 did she dump extra fries on it? I like it when they do that

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 20:33:14 2018 No.11344009 >>11336602 >has no idea he made an apt metaphor

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 20:48:41 2018 No.11344068 >>11343982 >$14 >almost $20

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 22:16:15 2018 No.11344480 >>11336813 Don't lie, homo. You'd love five guys

Anonymous Tue Oct 16 22:20:46 2018 No.11344500
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>>11336802
>>11336804

>he's not lying

holy fuck do i just ignore the menu evry time ive been there? granted, their normal burger is 2 patties instead of 1 and the most expensive is w/ bacon...

still thats crazy. Id still eat there though. ive had a five guys craving recently.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 23:25:15 2018 No.11344744 >>11338619 peanuts are dirt cheap. Go use some of the money you saved by not going to 5 Guy to buy a huge bag of peanuts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 23:34:53 2018 No.11344773 >>11344500 I didn't realize five guys was over there..

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 23:43:07 2018 No.11344805 I will never understand why this restaurant exists. It's a McDonald's-tier restaurant that markets itself as "better than McDonald's". Which is just false.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 23:46:14 2018 No.11344814 >>11336602 who cares the english language is FLUID and always has been read any chaucer lately? i bet it would be breezy reading for you

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 23:49:21 2018 No.11344824 >>11336610 It's okay. The really good burgers are much too small and you have to order like 14 of them and break the bank in the process.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 23:54:38 2018 No.11344839 >>11339920 That's what I'm saying. I don't know where the meme came they are outrageously expensive lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 23:58:20 2018 No.11344846 >>11339920 >I routinely go there fucking why have you no tastebuds are you so impressed by manufactured hype obviously, the answer to my last two questions is "yes" so don't bother answering i already answered my own questions

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 00:00:48 2018 No.11344853 >>11344805 >better than McDonald's well it is

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 00:02:09 2018 No.11344857 >>11339920 This reads like the worst and most obvious shill post I have ever read on this websight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 00:03:28 2018 No.11344860 >>11344853 by a very very very slim and narrow margin. paying so much more for it is pointless

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 00:16:18 2018 No.11344899 >>11340517 Checkers milkshake gave me pneumonia as a kid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 00:20:27 2018 No.11344913 >>11338689 All the ones around here are trash but that's probably because they're staffed by niggers.

Anonymous Wed Oct 17 00:43:45 2018 No.11344986
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This is the cheapest meal you can get at this overpriced shit heap? Who would actually buy this? I just went to their website to check their prices. This is ridiculous. the cheapest burger is 5 dollars? It better be huge. If it isn't whoever pays for this is the biggest cuck ever.

Anonymous Wed Oct 17 00:50:28 2018 No.11345022

>>11344824
thats the fattest scentence ive ever read. my entire family is obese and we still only get a junior except i who gets a double then we all share a med fries 3 ways and were still fat fucks. also its fucking 5 dollars for a burger 6 something for a double and like 4 for fries that whole meal would be like ten bucks cuz theres meal options n shit. it only costs as much as any other place and its only 2x as much as the other fast food places. that being said if youre not making your own food why are you the fuck on ck. five guys allows for customization but it doesnt count as fucking cooking

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 00:52:16 2018 No.11345026 >>11344986 the burger is fucking huge i can accou nt to that. also itw real meat youre a fucking autistic fuck

Anonymous Wed Oct 17 00:53:09 2018 No.11345031

>>11344986
All of these servings are massive. The "little" fries is basically a small cup thrown into a big paper bag half full with french fries. The little burger is a normal sized burger, just with one patty instead of the usual two, and any toppings you want. And the food is fucking good, way better than your average burger joint. I don't understand what everyone is talking about in this thread. These serving sizes are massive and way more than anyone needs. If you are eating an entire small fries and burger there and still feeling hungry then you're a fatass. It's way more than you can get at a sit down restaurant for even less.
If you wanna talk about overpriced, talk about Johnny Rockets

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 01:03:12 2018 No.11345064 >>11345026 >>11345031 Don't listen to these retards, the burgers are tiny and they taste like shit. Only the french fries give large portions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 01:12:30 2018 No.11345085 >>11340445 No, retard. Euro's also put the currency sign first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 01:13:37 2018 No.11345089 >>11336600 Epic digits tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 01:14:44 2018 No.11345094 >>11338098 Are you me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 01:39:38 2018 No.11345162 >>11336602 35$ you say 35 DOLLARS 35 = 35 $ = DOLLARS you don't say that will be DOLLARS 35 you retard

Anonymous Wed Oct 17 01:49:47 2018 No.11345188

>>11345031
That's not the case at my local one. When I order a regular fries, I typically get the cup of fries and then just a handful of more fries in the bottom of the bag. It sounds like when I order regular I get less than the little you're used to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 01:55:29 2018 No.11345200 File: 1.08 MB, 326x244, 1539154749662.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11345162 This has to be bait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 01:56:52 2018 No.11345202 >>11344009 >>11345162 >>11345200

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 01:58:06 2018 No.11345208 >>11336613 this, I'm starting to realize that stuff does not make for a good burger your post did not go unappreciated, burgerbro

Anonymous Wed Oct 17 01:58:35 2018 No.11345210

>>11345188
Well that sucks, all the ones I've been to give an insane amount of fries. I once went to Five Guys with like 10 people and ordered a large fries and there was more than enough for all of us. Last time I went to one I ordered a burger and little fries and I couldn't finish them and had to save them for later, and felt full after only eating them later.
I imagine with a chain the size of Five Guys the serving size's and over all quality of the food must vary from location to location. Even if the Five Guys company wanted to be known for giving tons of food (idk if this is the case or not) their might still be some stingy manager trying to maximize profits. idk how fast food restaurants work tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 04:19:29 2018 No.11345556 bmp

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 06:46:35 2018 No.11345801 healthy tinfoil

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 09:02:00 2018 No.11346097 >>11339292 Underrated

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 09:08:01 2018 No.11346111 >>11345026 did you have a stroke from eating too many burgers? Are you ok?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 11:32:04 2018 No.11346534 >>11339733 Its better quality than most chains that will charge $8-9 for a combo. Plus the 'small' fries are larger than any other chain's large fries.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 11:35:29 2018 No.11346543 >>11343428 The 'little cheeseburger' is a normal size hamburger if not bigger than most because you can get all those toppings. The small fries are huge and more than enough for any individual.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 11:37:03 2018 No.11346550 I eat at least $20 worth of peanuts there and then steal a bunch in my empty bag. You're paying for my devilish behavior

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 11:49:51 2018 No.11346598 A five guys cheeseburger is $6.69 A wendy's daves double is 5.35 A whopping 1.34 difference for a better burger. You jews are so fucking stingy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 12:30:12 2018 No.11346727 >>11346550 With how cheap peanuts are theres no way you're eating $20 worth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 12:34:02 2018 No.11346747 >>11346727 Have you seen the fat fucks on this board?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 12:36:42 2018 No.11346757 >>11345085 No we don't. It's 35€ not €35.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 12:37:19 2018 No.11346759 >>11338666 >Ignores the main part of the post Yup, you're a faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 12:38:37 2018 No.11346767 >>11336600 >I have to wildly lie about the price of their food to make them seem unreasonable Cool

Anonymous Wed Oct 17 12:41:20 2018 No.11346777

>>11344986
not mention the 2.39 that goes into your drinks allows you to literally get ANY flavor of soda you can imagine.. and then some.. and YES the fries are huge AND if you order it online they wait until you arrive to cook your fries ensuring peak crispiness and freshness.. as someone already said with a little fry they legitimately dump a shovel full on top of your burger to keep it warm.. mad boys who have never even tried five guys need to go for a spin

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 15:42:45 2018 No.11347582 >>11336602 go back to r*ddit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 15:44:18 2018 No.11347595 File: 300 KB, 1338x1863, Screenshot_20181017-154300_Google.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11344068 Are you actually retarded?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 15:46:03 2018 No.11347608 >>11345162 nigga u smart

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 15:48:19 2018 No.11347622 >>11340500 >He doesn't see the massive flat microwave past the cashier where they microwave all the burgers. It's literally right in front of everyone, how are you so blind?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 15:49:19 2018 No.11347624 >>11346550 >Not stealing the bottles of vinegar. Come on now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 15:52:17 2018 No.11347639 >>11346550 $20 dollars worth a peanuts is nearly 87lbs. You must be a big boy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 16:56:32 2018 No.11347831 >>11347622 This meme could get traction if Five Guys didnt have a completely open kitchen where you can watch someone make your food from start to finish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 17:42:52 2018 No.11347961 >>11347831 >everything typed on the internet is a meme Expand your vocabulary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 20:16:12 2018 No.11348612 >>11343073 Haha holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 21:36:07 2018 No.11348915 >>11347961 t. Ms Welch, middle school english teacher and hall monitor supervisor.

Anonymous Wed Oct 17 22:45:53 2018 No.11349200

because of this thread I stopped at a 5 guys and bought one Hamburger for 8.36 with onions, sauteed mushrooms, sauteed onions, and hotsauce. It was tasty, but it gave me the worst fucking farts all the rest of the day.

Wish they had a chicken sandwich on the menu tbdesufamicoms

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 18 06:10:20 2018 No.11350326 Pee

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 18 08:05:30 2018 No.11350483 >>11336600 A double with fries (the fries generally fill that cup and half the bag they come in) is only like $11. When a big mac meal costs $7 these days I think it's a pretty good value.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 18 08:11:20 2018 No.11350491 >>11344986 >paid $2.39 for sugar water when he could have upgraded his burger to the bacon double instead Grow up

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 18 08:43:26 2018 No.11350543 >>11343517 B A S E M E N T P I L L E D

Anonymous Thu Oct 18 08:47:22 2018 No.11350555

>>11339920
Hahha fuck off shill.
23 for 2? Ok maybe, if you both get a burger and drink each and share a small fries.
But i went there trying to order the smallest amount I could and ended up paying fucking 15+ dollars. The burger was aight, same for fries. I dont pay almost 16 dollars for aight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 18 08:52:30 2018 No.11350566 >>11345210 this. only time I go to Five Guys is with coworkers and the big game is who's will is gonna break and buy an order of fries that we all end up eating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 18 10:18:07 2018 No.11350758 >>11350491 >Ask for a cup for water for free >Get soda anyway when they are busy/not looking LOCK ME UP

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 18 11:42:06 2018 No.11350964 >>11345162 damn you right

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