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Drunk and driving an electric scooter to taco bell.
What should I get?

>> No.11334730

steak quesarito

>> No.11334735

that 5 layer burrito

used to eat those in college

>> No.11334767

>Drunk and driving
>What should I get?
Arrested, at the very least.

>> No.11334773

>>11334767
Upvoted my good sir. Now that was a healthy chortle.

>> No.11334775

>>11334725
You should get your ass back home before you kill somebody.

>> No.11334783

>2018
>drinking alcohol

Oh my poor flyover child.

>> No.11334786

For the best taco bell experience, just pull up to the drive thru and ask for "the new thing" whatever it is. Then get an old favorite to fall back on, and supplement it with a baja blast

>> No.11334789

cinnamon twists

>> No.11334816
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11334816

>>11334775
>kill somebody
>an electric scooter

>> No.11334903

>>11334725
Crunchy beef burito duo

>> No.11334917

>>11334725
classic doritos locos taco

>> No.11334918
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11334918

>>11334725
Drive safely, anon.

>> No.11334926
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>>11334783
>2018
>being muslim

>> No.11334953

>>11334725
A new direction in your life.

>> No.11334996
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11334996

>>11334816

>actually going out in public dressed like the fuckwit on the right

Are all coasties colossal faggots, or just most of them?

>> No.11335189

>>11334996
Just 80% of them, which is a pretty good statistic compared to 100% of Canada.

>> No.11335369

>>11334725
3 xxl grilled stuffed burritos and a baja blast to wash it all down

>> No.11335432

>>11334725
OP here
just got back
ended up getting a $2 beefy crunch burrito duo without the shitty fritos things and add beans
would eat again 10/10

>> No.11335435

killed

>> No.11335556

>>11334725
Arrested

>> No.11335588

>>11334926
>2018
>not being Muslim
Y
I
K
E
S

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11335667

>>11334725
>Drunk and driving
Kill yourself.

>> No.11335690

>>11335432
Should have gotten some of those cinnabites.
Things are good as hell.

>> No.11335736

>>11335667
He's on an electric scooter you brainlet

>> No.11335824

>>11334725
Why don't you ask those fucking pieces of human shit why I have to pull aside and wait every time I ORDER A CARMEL APPLE EMPANADA? Makes me want to FUCK MY OWN ASS!

>> No.11335841

I know its a meme but my best friend (20 y/o) just got a DUI for crashing into the side of a taco bell last week.

>> No.11335853

>>11334816
BIRD GANG
I started using these for short-medium commutes because I drive a V8 trucc and gas is retarded where I live and it’s honestly pretty damn fun

>> No.11335873

>>11334725
That's a nice yard.

>> No.11335910

>>11334786
Wow I’m gonna start doing this now

>> No.11335921

>>11335690
those things are greasy, rich and sickeningly sweet, i felt like shit after eating four.

>> No.11335930

>>11334725
Is there anything better than this when you're hammered? Apart from maybe pizza

>> No.11335936

The real question is how do I buy Taco Bell before getting drunk and keep it warm? Is there a secret somewhere?
I can't drunk drive to taco bell because the closest one is like 5 miles from me on a road that has a sobriety check point every day of the week.

>> No.11335955

>>11334725
That new beef duo thing with the fritos.

>Drunk and driving an electric scooter
Don't let the cops see you cause that's still considered driving under the influence and can land you with a DUI, at least in my region.

>> No.11335966

>>11334725
If you're a should-be-fat-fuck like me, 5 beefy frito burritos with extra cheese

>> No.11335994

Actually drunk and actually going to drive a real car in a few minutes to pick up my app order.

>triple double crunchwrap box:
>triple double crunchwrap add mexican pizza sauce and onions
>strawberry skittles freeze
>crunch taco add jalepenos, onions, red sauce
>crunchy taco add mexican pizza sauce and onions

>cheesy bean and rice burrito, add mexican pizza sauce and onions
>beefy 5 layer burrito, add fritos, onions, red sauce, grilled
>beefy crunch burrito, add beans, onions, grilled

The 5 layer is honestly the best thing on the menu, but I recently discovered the app and have been going a little crazy actually being able to see the full menu and how much the options cost.

>> No.11336007

>>11334725
Is it one of those Lime or Byrd scooters? My city just got them and they're a fucking blast

>> No.11336074
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>>11335994
The screen said I chose well, but the guy on the other end sounded like he was saying, "what the fuck" under his breath.

>> No.11336089

>>11336074
Fucking Orwellian

>> No.11336097
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>>11336074
I didn't start these threads, but I feel like I started posting about getting drunk TB around the time they started, and now they're just encouraging me. Fuck you, OP. I brought home an app and a burger from work last night, got home, then got drunk and went out and ordered enough TB for dinner and breakfast. Tonight I brought home a few arancini and a salad with chicken, saw this thread, and still went out and drunkenly bought 2500 calories worth of Taco Bell.

>> No.11336100

>>11334725
sober

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>>11336097
They didn't have the skittles drink, so I got a caramel apple instead, and it was actually pretty good - better than that baja blast shit everyone seems crazy about on here. They also didn't have the pizza sauce, so I had to sub for red.

>> No.11336111

>>11335690
Hey if you like cinnabites you should seriously try making them at home with packing peanuts and a mixture of half sugar half playground sand.

>> No.11336158

>>11334725
You can still get a DUI that way.

>> No.11337907

>>11335841
did he make a thread about it?

>> No.11337940

>>11334953
Like to McDonald's?

>> No.11337956
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11337956

>>11334725
I usually get 2 mini chicken quesadillas, a spicy potato taco and then some other kind of taco. Open the mini quesadillas and slap them around the tacos. Eat.

>> No.11337981

>>11337956
so basically a cheesy gordita crunch but with chicken

>> No.11337988

>>11337981
Basically. And it's cheap.

>> No.11338018

>>11337956
The craftsmanship, remarkable.

>> No.11338025

>>11334725
A DUI.

>> No.11338031

>>11334767
Imagine being so shit at life, drinking, and driving all at the same time that you wouldn't be able to have a few drinks and drive somewhere without killing someone. That's what you're assuming about pretty much everyone that exists.

>> No.11338107

>>11337956
wait this is genius so I am trying it next time. those $1 shredded chicken quesadillas are amazing already on their own and i love crunchwraps too

>> No.11338118

>>11338107
their shredded chicken is hugly underrated.
everyone complains about their shitty beef but nobody realizes you can substitute it for the shredded chicken on most items.
I always get tacos and crunchwraps with shredded chicken.