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>trying to start eating healthy
>go to store, buy some meat and veggies
>guy holding his ~5 year old son's hand
>his son starts making pig snorting noises at me
>big fat juicy pumpkin. fat boy, fat pig
>dad not even acknowledging me as if its not happening

>> No.11329812

>>11329781
oink oink oink reeeee

>> No.11329828

>>11329781
shut up pig boy

>> No.11329831 [DELETED] 

>>11329781
>tfw youre so fat and ugly even kids hate your fat ugly ass piggy oinker motherfucker

>> No.11329991

You should have sit on him

>> No.11330002 [DELETED] 

>>11329991
>sat

>> No.11330061

>>11329781
that kid is rad

>> No.11330070

Not all heroes wear capes.

>> No.11330243

>>11329781
"Your son is very perceptive. Have you had him tested for the gifted program?"

>> No.11330677
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>>11329781
I'm sorry that happened to you OP. Children can be very rude, you should've killed him.

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>>11329781
>so insecure even a child can bully him
You're never going to make it.

>> No.11330681

>>11329781
>trying to start eating healthy
The only Thing that actually happened

>> No.11330692

>>11329781
I once did that to a fat guy when I was a kid. He looked down at me and said "I'll eat you if you're not careful." He had a real vicious sneer on his face. I was terrified. My mother just laughed. I can tell you I did not do that again.

Nowadays he'd probably be sued.

>> No.11330713

>>11329781
> I have autism
>I expect everyone around me to acknowledge me and the fact I'm trying not to be a fatty anymore.
>Still a fatty after I've eaten all the stuff I bought has run out and go back to Chito's and Macca's.

>> No.11331015

>>11330692
Made me kek

>> No.11331187

>>11329831
>Maybe the troll stories are about fat incels in ancient times.

>> No.11331197

>>11329781
Why not eat the kid? Isn't eating away your problems the go to?

>> No.11332246

>>11329781
Just think of it as motivation, you fat loser

>> No.11333741

Squeel piggy, squeeeeel!

>> No.11333845
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11333845

>the chad 5 year old vs the virgin fatty

>> No.11333851

>>11329781
That's when you follow them to the parking lot and execute the father with a gun in front of the kid then you shoot the kid.

>> No.11333945

Look the kid in the eye and fart as obnoxiously loud as you can
Or
>>11333851
But only while shouting Allah Snackbar

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>>11332246

>> No.11334250

>>11329781
You wanna have that happen again, fatboy?
I bet you don't, so you better make sure you stick to this lifestyle change
>>>/fit/48002349
join your brothers in redemption

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>>11329781
>not pulling the father pants down in front of his young son
>not promptly rubbing a meme oil on his hairy unwashed asshole
>not telling little Johnny this is his fault as you slide your hard tiny obese schnitzel into his sphinct
Anon, do you even /ck/?
Post boipussy or gtfo nigger fagit

>> No.11335905

>>11329781
He's actually helping you, don't take it personally. You're fat and that's why you're eating healthy.