/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11328047]

Stop eating grains, vegetables, fruits, legumes, nuts, seeds, eggs and dairy.
https://www.motherjones.com/food/2018/09/carnivorism-zero-carb-jordan-peterson-mikhaila-shawn-baker-andrew-torba-alt-right/

[Anonymous No.11328070]

>>11328047
>mother jones
wew lad, have some decency .

[Anonymous No.11328071]

>>11328047
I feel good on low carb, and even better on just meat, but you can't eat like that forever. We're not Eskimos. They don't sell eyeballs at the store. Still, I gotta say, nothing clears my skin up quicker than keto. Any kind of blemish, eczema flare ups--you name it. GONE. It's amazing.

[Anonymous No.11328127]

>>11328047
The man in the pic dosen't look healthy in the slightest

[Anonymous No.11328143]

>>11328127
let's see how you look when you're in your 70s faggot

[Anonymous No.11328145]

Make me

[Anonymous No.11328152]

>>11328143
None of my relatives turned grey before they died

[Anonymous No.11328160]

>>11328047
Please stop. This isn’t doing a service to any of us eating this way for health benefits.

[Anonymous No.11328163]

>>11328152
that's not surprising considering they all dropped dead in the 40s from fucking diabetes and heart attacks you amerifat piece of shit lardass

[Anonymous No.11328167]

>>11328152
that's not surprising considering they all dropped dead in their 40s from fucking diabetes and heart attacks you amerifat piece of shit lardass

[Anonymous No.11328180]

>>11328047
He's trying to kill his followers because he doesn't want what they've become.

[Anonymous No.11328182]

>>11328167
I'm brazilian, all of my relatives died above 95

[Anonymous No.11328184]

>>11328127
He's not that grey in real life. Probably a filter or something.

[Anonymous No.11328187]

>>11328160
Why are you on this board if you eat this way? 90% of the content doesn't apply to you.

[Anonymous No.11328193]

>>11328184
one third of your face being blue probably isn't a sign of excellent health either

[Anonymous No.11328194]

>>11328071
Inuit have always eaten organ meat. You can't eat just muscle. And the belief they don't die young from heart disease was a total ass pull.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25064579

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12535749

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8298320

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1163480

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20320248

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22968891

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21696310

[Anonymous No.11328200]

>>11328182
No shit, black people don't turn grey

[Anonymous No.11328205]

>>11328193
lol

[Anonymous No.11328211]

>>11328127
He isnt. He and his daughter have some genetic disorder that forces him to eat zero carbs. The lugenpresse is just trying to spin it as something he encourages others to do.

[Anonymous No.11328219]

>>11328211
They used to eat just meat and green vegetables which seems a lot more reasonable and healthy to me than just meat alone.

[Anonymous No.11328253]

>>11328194
>he believes (((studies)))

[Anonymous No.11328277]

>>11328047
>drinks apple cider
>can't sleep for a month and gets depression

[Anonymous No.11328282]

>The Bizarre Fad Diet Taking the Far Right by Storm
>“Carnivorism” advocates claim meat will cure health woes, replenish masculinity—oh, and piss off liberals.
What.
What is wrong with the brain of someone who writes about a diet like that?

[Anonymous No.11328292]

>>11328282
It's a proven effective method of generating views and thus revenue for the publisher. The problem is the braindead trailer trash who consumes that kind of shit.

[Anonymous No.11328324]

this sounds like a terrible idea long-term
without any dietary fiber your bowels will basically produce cement and lipid regulation will be fucked without being on statins

[Anonymous No.11328331]

>>11328282
Libtards, they are apoplectic at Kanye because he said his balls grew when he put on his maga hat. We live in a time where balls are toxic masculinity

[Anonymous No.11328338]

He's using his platform to push a diet trend so his daughter can come in and have a new market for the diet books she is going to push.

[Anonymous No.11328354]

>>11328152
none of my relatives died

[Anonymous No.11328358]

>>11328127
what the patron bought tailored suit doesn't convince you of his health?
maybe if you were allowed to throw snowballs you'd understand, damn this emasculating world

[Anonymous No.11328360]

>>11328338
Zero carb has already been a fad since 3 years, he's not pushing anything.

[Anonymous No.11328369]

>>11328071
>Still, I gotta say, nothing clears my skin up quicker than keto.
My skin is fine when I'm eating whole wheat, beans, dairy, vegetables. What causes issues for me is fruit, nightshades, refined sugar, chocolate, and coffee.

You really can't recommend a specific diet for everyone. Maybe with genetic testing in the future we can learn exactly what each person should be eating, but right now the only thing you can do is give recommendations for people to try if they're having issues so they find what works.

>Mikhaila Peterson...advertises $75 half-hour Skype consultations about the extreme elimination diet
>some conservatives, many of them inspired by the Petersons, have taken up all-meat diets for a different purpose: to piss off liberals
fucking lol, eating more meat to make someone else mad is pretty disrespectful to the animals and borderline psychopathic

[Anonymous No.11328376]

>>11328338
What could possibly be in that diet book?
"just eat meat"
$29.95 please

[Anonymous No.11328381]

>>11328376
>vegan books
>"just eat plants"
>$29.95 please

[Anonymous No.11328385]

>>11328360
I never said he created it or even made it popular. He sold a lot self help books, he has a market. Now he wants that market to buy a diet book.
>>11328376
You could ask him what he thinks of the weather today and get a 3 page answer.

[Anonymous No.11328386]

>>11328071
I have for months. One Chuck pot roast a day. Ama

[Anonymous No.11328392]

>>11328385
well to really address weather I think we should look to russian novelists

[Anonymous No.11328400]

>Meat Industry working over confederates.
kek, Call me when the dairy industry does it again.

[Anonymous No.11328406]

>>11328369
im sorry but your genetics just don't differentiate you or your diet from what's good for a human. you're just not that special.

[Anonymous No.11328408]

>>11328381
I doubt a carnivore book will try to mimic a broccoli using minced meat and fermented liver or something.

[Anonymous No.11328418]

>>11328400
haha mcpoyles

[Anonymous No.11328420]

>>11328406
>being this ignorant

[Anonymous No.11328422]

>>11328406
It does if you have organic acidemia

>>11328420
For you, it's true.

[Anonymous No.11328427]

>>11328047
Nah.

[Anonymous No.11328430]

>>11328187
Because I enjoy cooking for other people, despite the fact that eating most of this dishes makes me feel terrible.

[Anonymous No.11328436]

>>11328369
>he doesn't change his diet solely on the assumption that it pisses off libtards
Libshits detected

[Anonymous No.11328447]

>>11328436
bet the faggot don't even roll coal

[Anonymous No.11328452]

>>11328447
I bet he even wipes his ass even though touching your own butthole is gay

[Anonymous No.11328549]

>>11328282
They have nothing else going on in their lives.

Like the pleasure of a woman or a fulfilling career and social life

[Anonymous No.11328555]

>>11328549

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En__V0oEJsU

[Anonymous No.11328570]

>>11328555
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.11328587]

>>11328282
*female british accent*
Is you local butcher enabling muscular hypertrophy in hate speech criminals? Tune in to Channel 4 if you don't fear to hear the ugly details.

[Anonymous No.11328592]

>>11328570
Criticism and advice are almost always partially projection. Clean your room :^)

[Anonymous No.11328604]

>>11328376
It depends how strict they are I guess. If they're allowed to use seasonings they could prepare meat lots of different ways.

[Anonymous No.11328612]

>>11328324
The people who eat that way and posted in the article comments say they have no problems in that area. Another thing I noticed in the comics is how bloodthirsty liberals are. Practically every comment is wishing colon cancer and heart attacks on conservatives (even though Peterson is moderate and his daughter never mentions politics at all).

[Anonymous No.11328649]

>>11328612
*comments
not comics lmao

[Anonymous No.11328717]

>>11328211
>genetic disorder
lol

[Anonymous No.11328718]

>>11328717
the guy didn't sleep for 30 days after drinking cider... now you can't tell me THAT is just in his head

[Anonymous No.11328725]

>>11328376
bruh he's made millions off of telling manchildren "be responsible" in a million different ways.

[Anonymous No.11328729]

>>11328718
>didn't sleep for 30 days
lol
that's impossible

[Anonymous No.11328734]

>>11328729
he slept at night >:)

[Anonymous No.11328742]

>>11328729
>>11328734
lmao you guys are hillarious, would upvote but this weird webpage won't let me log in :((((

[Anonymous No.11329147]

>>11328406
Yeah it does mate. Different races have easier times digesting different foods. Lactose is a basic example.

[Anonymous No.11330066]

>>11328047
Ok

[Anonymous No.11330142]

>>11328406
Not sure why you seem to be offended by that statement. Differences between farming populations and hunter-gatherers have been identified with farming populations having genes that make them produce more amylase in their saliva to better digest starchy foods. Genes for lactose digestion is another example.

[Anonymous No.11330228]

>>11328047
>everything I don't like is alt-right/le nazi
russia. china, someone please just nuke us already

[Anonymous No.11330365]

>>11330142
do you really think that jordan peterson is a hunter?

[Anonymous No.11330375]

>>11330365
No I don't think that and I didn't say anything implying I did but it's okay if you misunderstood we all make mistakes

[Anonymous No.11330411]

>>11330375
he can't eat farmed food my dude, seems pretty cut and dry

[Anonymous No.11330518]

>>11330411
Is he eating only wild game?

[Anonymous No.11330521]

>>11330518
he's got that noble savage hook-up

[Anonymous No.11330784]

>>11328592
Holy fuck what a mess lmao

[Anonymous No.11330812]

>>11328047
>zero-carb-alt-right/
wew

[Anonymous No.11330866]

>>11328282
The writer's not wrong. Alt-rights are attention whore cancer.

[Anonymous No.11330931]

>>11328127
You should see him last year. I watched him before and after the diet, he's so much better nowadays.

[Anonymous No.11330940]

>>11328324
Interestingly enough some recent research found that 0 fiber leads to no constipation, add fiber and you get more and more constipation until you've added enough to have the effect of making big turds that get pushed easy.

[Anonymous No.11330942]

>>11328360
>he's not pushing anything.
yeah, he's not. His daughter is, for auto immune reasons.

[Anonymous No.11331012]

>>11328408
The way I see it, why would you want to go without either? Both veggies and meat are the bomb. There's nothing like a bunch of broccoli or some Brussels sprouts to eat with a juicy steak.

[Anonymous No.11331035]

>>11328143
Peterson is 56 years old.

[Anonymous No.11331075]

>>11330066
Pretty decent body.
Butter face.
Always looks tired in every pic I've seen of her.

This is from her Instagram. She's married.
Maybe I'm a prude (don't think so really) Just strikes me as really inappropriate.

[Anonymous No.11331217]

good lord you JBP zombies are like a cult. this guys been schooled by Sam Harris twice and by Matt Dillahunty, among dozens of other debates. He doesn't even know what post modernism is yet uses it all the time in his arguments. if you actually needed or got anything out of JBPs boomer-tier "lift yourself up by your bootstraps" self help bullshit you might be a brainlet.

based contrapoints destroys this faggot in her video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LqZdkkBDas [Embed]

No seriously self help advice is like doing no fap, alpha males don’t do that shit, only desperate beta cucks with shit lives, so by liking this losers philosophy or any of this gay self help shit you admit to being mentally weak. Really telling that these overcompensatingly masculine dullards on the right love this guy, surprise surprise most of them are resentful losers.

[Anonymous No.11331227]

>>11331217
Not really.

[Anonymous No.11331292]

>>11328324
The Mongolians as long as they didn't die from injury or contagious disease lived until they were 60 or so in a hostile climate with harsh winters where little to no plant matter was available. Not great, but not 'ur going to die in a few years' alarm bell ringing. Nowadays they binge on stuff like alcohol and choco pies while still eating a mostly meat+dairy diet so they're probably actually worse off than their ancestors.

If you're so convinced that carnies will die early why do you care? They're going to be ded

[Anonymous No.11331310]

>>11328047
why would you ever bother to bring up a crypto-kike?
nobody actually cares to hear his "opinions" do they?

[Anonymous No.11331688]

>>11328386
aren't you niggers worried about cholesterol? post your numbers faggot

[Anonymous No.11331699]

>>11328193
Cringe and bluepilled

[Anonymous No.11331710]

>>11331075
Wew lad

[Anonymous No.11331713]

>>11331035
>56 years old
>56%

[Anonymous No.11331720]

Keto, low-carb, carnivore, whatever -- you people are literally the same as the vegans, gluten-free, or organic-only people. Normal balanced people eat whatever they want to a reasonable degree and feel fine and don't get ill. You are ill, mentally.

[Anonymous No.11331721]

>Jordan Peterson
Stopped reading there. Guy's a quack and I pity the fool that's falling for his bs

[Anonymous No.11331722]

>>11328047
EAT ONLY BEEF AND BE AS SICKLY AND FRAIL LOOKING AS JORDAN PETERSON

[Anonymous No.11331730]

>>11331722
To be fair, he has always looked sickly and frail, years before he started this fad diet

[Anonymous No.11331750]

>>11331720
>eat whatever you want, stay fat and unhappy and die early ;^)
Theres probably a reason people listen to someone that wants the best for them instead of you.

[Anonymous No.11331763]

>>11331720
Whenever people say balanced I notice they almost never actually detail the actual ideal ratio of macros and when they do they're never the same

[Anonymous No.11331769]

>>11328277
he is just making stuff up honestly
sounds like what a compulsive liar would lie about: random shit you can never verify and that gives them an unique quality.

[Anonymous No.11331800]

>>11331075
>butter face
if this is what chads call a butter face it seems i have hope after all.
to me she is at least a 7.

[Anonymous No.11331804]

>>11328282
It's the new talking point that'll begin making the rounds in all the clickbait articles and Tweets from Blue-Checkmarks. Everything that the right does is just to piss off liberals. They know it's wrong, but they do it to "totally own the libtards". I'd bet that you'll see that phrase a lot "totally own the libtards".

[Anonymous No.11331806]

>motherjones.com/...jordan-peterson
nothing like a swift kick in the face to wake me up on a sunday morning

[Anonymous No.11331824]

>>11328406
There's no universal diet that works for everyone.

[Anonymous No.11331827]

>>11331688
Cholesterol doesn't matter because a "man bites dog" headline of an article I didn't read says so

[Anonymous No.11331831]

>>11328282
>What is wrong with the brain of someone who writes about a diet like that?
nothing really, if i received donations for blaming the cuck-right for everything then i'd also do it. it is good old business.

[Anonymous No.11331834]

>>11331750
In industrialized countries, a shit diet lessens quality of life moreso than quantity, especially during consumption of shit food.

[Anonymous No.11331913]

>>11328211
>genetic
Self diagnosed.

Lets hope that kid sees a doctor occasionally. This isn't an eskimo diet. Beef strips aren't the same as eating whole animals and birds buried in seal skin and fermented for a season.

[Anonymous No.11331935]

>>11331913
Inuits eat carbs, Atkins was a professional con artist and you fell for it hook line and sinker like a typical brainlet.

[Anonymous No.11331937]

>>11331292
>lived until they were like 60 once you ignore the communicable illnesses
Truly, a standard we should all strive for!
Die as you wish, just do it in the woods instead of raising health insurance rates for the rest of us MUH NATURRR faggot. You people sure as hell ain't MUH NATURRR when you die.

[Anonymous No.11331948]

>>11331217
yeah dude, alpha males are snarky and passive-aggressive skinny fat guys who quote rationalwiki and need to let the world know that nothing matters and that they're above it all.

[Anonymous No.11331954]

>>11331948
>alpha males are pale soulless eyed wasted-my-life-on-a-psych phd losers who constantly feel the need to reinforce societal norms
>h-honest

[Anonymous No.11331958]

Fuck your copypasta
I bring the meat blaster
On a beat I kick it faster
I'm the rhymin' everlaster

I'm on my Juicy J beef grind
Memphis Tennessee shit
Smokin' on my meat prime
Booty paid sublime
She a fine temptress and I'm lit
Time to eat it

Carnivore bitches are delicious (mmm)
Not too vicious (mhm)
I don't wanna wash no dishes (mm mm)
I bring the meat up on the beat (eat me baby)
There's no carbage in my kitchens (teach me baby)
That garbage I'm ditchin' (impeach me baby)
Cause the meat up in my kitchen's firin' up the heat in my metabolism
I think I might skeet skeet skeet along to the meat beat
This is meat rehabolism
Sync'd to the mother lovin' beat of this song
It's fat-adapted fab-o-lism (okay)
Try a little dabble-ism (today?)
With yo mother or yo sister man I bring the meat up all night long in conversation
All across the nation and on every street
To the beat of this song yeah I fire up your grill and bring the heat
With yo daughter I'ma feed her meat until she tweet about it
I think she might tweet tweet tweet along to the meat beat
All across the internation
You don't need to bring the heat about it

[Anonymous No.11331960]

>>11331827
what creates plaques in arteries then?

[Anonymous No.11331962]

>>11331958
I see you creepin' with her thong
Don't ever doubt it
Peep-peepin' along
While I'm mother lovin' bone in raw discussion 'tryna educate
While 'ya masturbate outside?
While 'ya tryna' fornicate on the side?
Bakin' sweet cakes in the oven?
Watchin' feet pornicate?
What about the babymakin'?
No carbs it ain't complicate
I bring the beef and the bacon
For all the lambs
My teeth like percussion
I don't spread no jams
The meat that I masticate
Spreadin' like my dope jams
Keeps me off my tater-tate

I'm alpha wolf like dire Russian
You know I'll just see her later when she higher on my meat
You know I ain't rushin'
You just a beta liar
Just another mother cuckin' hater
I might steal your wife for one night and educate her 'bout my meat
No alfalfa for the alpha wolf
I'm full
Fool
No mother cuckin' tater needed in my life
Just raw meat and my wife
I don't need no cuckin' hater heat or no cuckin' tool
Or no mother cuckin' panty raider

Incest? Wincest?
That's some mothertruckin' shit
I ain't about no cuckin' shit
Skullfuckin' ass shit?

Sheeeit

I don't care what you're into
But one thing you should do
Bring the flippin' meat
Don't be a mother cucker
You straight trippin' on mind boggled JP lobsta ethics
You's a blind goggled sucka' G
Now I'm dippin' with all 'ya ho's and tricks
Meat mobsta' on my flow I'm on my death mix
For my homies in the Carnivore Clan
I'll lend your girl a hand and teach her more and more
She can listen to my feature while she eat'cha
I don't have to meet'cha to meat'cha

justmeat.co

[Anonymous No.11331989]

>>11331763
Because sane people don't care about that. I mainly eat carbs, protein and vegetables, like a normal human being. If you're worrying about details beyond that then you're a fetishist.

[Anonymous No.11331995]

>>11328152
are you dark skinned by any chance

[Anonymous No.11331997]

>>11331989
>normal people don't care about nutrition in 2018 where everyone is obsessed with looks
Found the fatty.

[Anonymous No.11332002]

>>11331997
It's not fat it's either "bulking" (if a male hamplanet) or "a real woman" (if a female hamplanet)

People who are better looking than me are "NCP" and if you're fit, that means you're unhealthy. Fat people are healthier because I said so.

[Anonymous No.11332010]

>>11331997
Are you 50? If not then stop worrying about nothing or trying to express superiority through exclusivity in your diet

[Anonymous No.11332035]

>>11331997
That was the 80's ... people are obsessed with (self-)perception, not beauty standards.

As for the raw food/meat/paleo faggots, they're just terrified of death. It won't help them in the end, just make the intervening years less enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.11332036]

>>11332010
>trying to express superiority through exclusivity in your diet
you know, people eating a certain way doesn't have to be related to you, you egotistical fuck.

[Anonymous No.11332071]

>>11332035

[Anonymous No.11332082]

>>11332071
this is basically my starter pack but i feel generally happy and healthy

[Anonymous No.11332252]

>>11328047
why are people concerned with what i eat. why can't they mind their own. I'm going to eat whatever i want for the measly 70-100 years im around and i'll be damned if i cant eat what generation after generation got to.

[Anonymous No.11332301]

>>11331769
>he is just making stuff up honestly

Taking a lesson from Trump, it's the same kind of people he is selling himself to.

[Anonymous No.11332307]

>>11328047
Find another site to sully, you evil coward.

[Anonymous No.11332314]

>>11331960
having shitty genes

[Anonymous No.11332414]

>>11330066
does eating her ass count as the carnivore diet?

[Anonymous No.11332434]

>>11332414
Poopoo is not mean, Anon

[Anonymous No.11332438]

>>11332414
Poopoo is not meat, Anon

[Anonymous No.11332911]

>>11332301
conflating two groups you hate is the first sign you live in a bubble.

[Anonymous No.11332927]

>>11332438
what if it has undigested bits of meat though?

[Anonymous No.11333089]

>>11331800
why would you assume that a chad's runoffs isn't still too good for you?

[Anonymous No.11333114]

>>11328047
Another "news" site playing at our side vs. their side, now carnivorism vs veganism, color me shocked.

On a serious note, how much longer do you think it'll be before the moderate majority drags these shitstirrers out into the street and forces them to deepthroat a revolver? I miss news actually being news.

[Anonymous No.11333179]

my diet is almost exclusively meat

[Anonymous No.11333214]

>>11333089
my self confidence isn't at sub-zero levels, let's remember that this is /ck/ and not /r9k/.

[Anonymous No.11333224]

>>11333214
don't be so sure about that

[Anonymous No.11333231]

>>11331800
>the virgin post

[Anonymous No.11333249]

>>11333114
>On a serious note, how much longer do you think it'll be before the moderate majority drags these shitstirrers out into the street and forces them to deepthroat a revolver? I miss news actually being news.
Not sure, although sometimes it seems like more and more liberals are saying they would be happy to work with conservatives even if they disagree with them to get rid of the radical left.

[Anonymous No.11333270]

>>11333114
News has never been 'just news', moron. Control has always been the purpose of the media, and before that it was the clergy (not fedora tipping here, it's good that they did that)

[Anonymous No.11333338]

>>11333224
how is he doing nowadays? is ja/ck/ dead yet?

[Anonymous No.11333365]

>>11333249
Keep dreaming, cleeetus
Believing in the 4th amendment is only “radical” if you’re a fascist retard

[Anonymous No.11333376]

>don't eat the foods you like because some faggot said so!
yeah nah, i'm still eating sugar

[Anonymous No.11333405]

>>11333270
Nope, exposing abuse of power and corruption has been its primary purpose in democracy which is why we have wannabee tyrants running around screaming, "they pointed out where I'm lying and abusing power so it's fake, I'm telling you, it's fake, ok?" A free press is literally the only thing standing between our democracy and outright tyranny at this juncture (it sure as hell isn't our 2nd ammendment popguns) which is why there's currently a full scale assault against it.

[Anonymous No.11333409]

>>11328143
>>11328167
>>11328200
Why are you being so hostile and moronic?

[Anonymous No.11333433]

>>11333405
>imagine believing this
>and then typing it for others to see

[Anonymous No.11333478]

>>11333365
t. communist

[Anonymous No.11333489]

>>11333433
>imagine not believing it
Keep lickin' dem boots, Billy Bob!

[Anonymous No.11333497]

>>11328047
>stop eating fruits and veggies
>implying I put that nasty shit in my mouth

[Anonymous No.11333499]

>>11333338
nah he's getting better, sounds more or less like he did pre 2nd stroke. His hand is still pretty shitty and his whale wife does a lot of his heavy lifting. more things change the more they stay the same.

[Anonymous No.11333521]

>>11333489
>says the biggest boot licker alive
blue and pillcringed