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11327704 No.11327704 [Reply] [Original]

Hey guys what's your order?

>> No.11327709

>>11327704
NUGGETS!

>> No.11327717

I'll have two Number 9's, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with extra Dip, a Number 7, Two Number 45's, one with Cheese, and a large Soda

>> No.11327718
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11327718

E A T

A

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>> No.11327725

>>11327704
Just bread

>> No.11327735

>>11327717
only oldfags will get this reference

>> No.11327736

Quarter Pounder, large Coke, large fries and about ten packs of catsup please.

>> No.11327740

2 mcdoubles and a large coke no ice

>> No.11327742

20 nuggets

>> No.11327862

>>11327704
Bacon McDouble and a medium fries. Unless they have hot n spicy McChickens, in which case I just want 2 of those with no mayo.

>> No.11327964

I'll have the *loud muffled noise* with fries and a large *indecipherable sound*.

>> No.11327975
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>>11327735

>> No.11327978

two double cheeseburgers, large fries and bottled water

>> No.11327981

FOR ME

>> No.11327983

>>11327704
two red Krakow bratwursts with hot mustard with a side of Bavarian potato salad please

>> No.11327988

I SAID
FOR ME

>> No.11327992

IT'S THE

>> No.11327995

MCCHICKEN

>> No.11327996

THE BEST FASTFOOD SANDWICH

>> No.11328075

>>11327704
Double cheese burger and hold the lettuce

>> No.11328294

>>11327704
>20 nuggets for 5 bucks
Burger King has 20 nuggets for $2

>> No.11328295

>>11327704
big dick chocolate

>> No.11328306

>>11327988
>>11327992
>>11327995
>>11327996
Literally all me.

>> No.11328310

2 mcdoubles
2 mcchicken

>> No.11328367
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>>11327735

>> No.11328416

I order you faggits to get a real job

>> No.11328426
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>>11328416

>> No.11328439

>>11327704
uuuuhhhhhh....lemme git uuuuuuuhhhhhh....y'all got pepsi or coke? uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh lemme git uuuuuhhhhhhh quarter pounder with extra pickles...and a uuuuuuhhhhhh coke with no ice....and a uuuuuhhhhhhh mcfish with no cheese and extra tartar sauce....and a uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh...no, wait. hol' up....this mac donalds? i thought i was at burger kang

>> No.11328450

And now that the children have ordered, what will the adults be having?

>> No.11328470

>>11327704
I order everyone in this thread to leave /ck/

>> No.11328471
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>>11327735

>> No.11328479

>>11328426
Why is there a Cisco IP phone in her house?

>> No.11328480

I'll take 40 McNuggets please.
One big Mac
Small coke.

The nuggets are for ghetto Chicken Marsala I'm making later.

>> No.11328490
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11328490

Hey Fuck Face give me four number 5's!!!

>> No.11328724

>>11328294
Microwaved chicken nuggers are better than the lukewarm soggy bits of salted tissue paper that's been sneezed on and deep fried in bk's kitchens

>> No.11328731

>>11328479
Because it's a casting couch office

>> No.11328747
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11328747

I'll have a McChicken™ a large fry and a pop s'il vous plait.

>> No.11329456

>>11327704
Monster Mac, Large Fries, 2 Piece Chicken Tenders, 2 Hot'n'Spicy, a Large Oreo McFlurry, and a Large Diet Coke.

>> No.11329464

>>11328426
Is this porn?

>> No.11329468
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>>11327704
>going through the drive thru
pffff what is this 2006?
get on that mobile ordering, anon. never have to speak to a fast food employee ever again.

>> No.11329469

>>11327704
Large #3, Double Quarter Pounder with ONLY Cheese, Ketchup, Mayo and Bacon. Dip fries in Sweet n'Sour if they're cold and unsalted, eat dry if hot and salty. Large Coke no ice.

One time I had a coupon for buy one sandwich get another free, and I used it on the above order to get a duplicate DQP the same way. That was my biggest meal there, and it was fucking delicious. That fresh meat is godlike.

>> No.11329475

>>11327704
For me, It'll be the big breakfast with hotcakes.

>> No.11329607

>>11327704
Two McGriddles

>> No.11329614
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>>11327704
can i get uuuuuuuuuuuh
numgets, 8 piece?

>> No.11329630

yeah can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
BURGER

>> No.11329648

>>11329614
Sorry sir, we only sell them in multiples of ten.

>> No.11329707
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11329707

Quarter pounder hold the pickles, no I don't want the combo.

Also let me get a mutha fucking uhhhh hot n spicy mcChicken

Then I pull up and use my McDonald's app to get the quarter pounder for $1

>> No.11329742

I would like one thicc thigh, cute tummy waifu please.

>> No.11329752

>>11327704
"Sorry, I changed my mind!" and go home and cook a burger that's actually edible.

>> No.11330793

I'll have 3 hot n spicy McChickens and 2 McDoubles, please. Also pack in some honey mustard.

>> No.11331135

>>11327717
jej

>> No.11331167

>>11329752
Why did you go there in the first place, retard? Fucking hell.

>> No.11331174

>>11331167
Dementia

>> No.11331179

>>11329752
i guarantee more people would like mcdonalds food than yours
you saying it's "inedible" means you have shit taste and exaggerate like a woman.

>> No.11331199

>>11327704
Mcnuggets have been 4.99 for a 20 piece for a while, feels bad.

>> No.11331228

I get the McNuggets happy meal. I'll do the mighty kid's meal if I'm feeling extra hungry.

>> No.11331235

>>11327704
Two cheeseburgers extra pickle extra onion
And a McChicken tm

>> No.11331240
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11331240

>they ALREADY got rid of the 2 for 5 deal

>> No.11331285

>>11327704
Sausage and egg mcmuffin with cheese x 2

or a mcchicken and a mcdouble

>> No.11331288
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11331288

I'll take the #5 super sized with a diet coke

>> No.11331295

NUMBER 15

>> No.11331298

>>11327704
Hot N Spicy McChicken, Cheeseburger, Sausage Biscuit. Large drink. Post haste.

>> No.11331300

87 McChickens please

>> No.11331317

Two PLAIN McChickens two Mcdoubles, and a medium order of fries.

>> No.11331428

>>11327704
Directions to the nearest fast food place that isn't this one

>> No.11331598

Breakfast time gimme like 6 hashbrowns and a parfait and a medium black coffee.

>> No.11331619

>>11327704
4 double cheese burger medium fry, large coke

>> No.11331764

Two McDoubles (no onions), a large fry, and an apple pie. Gotta have my dessert, bros. :)

>> No.11331791

>>11327704
>can I get uhhhhhhhhhh
>double cheese burger combo with a large coke?
>yeah and a second double cheeseburger

This seems to be the only way to phrase the order so they don't get confused and start asking for clarification

>> No.11331946

>>11327704
Double quarter, no cheese, no onion.
And I think that’s it.
(Please pull around)
Alright, thank you

>> No.11331951

Yeah, can I get.....uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............Uuuhhh....Yeah.....Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

>> No.11331975

>>11329464
Pro wrestling,I think her friend just lost a match.

>> No.11331987

2 mcdoubles, medium fry, large coke.

>> No.11331992
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11331992

This is literally the perfect burger.

>> No.11332130

>>11331992
Trouble is at least in the UK it's not worth the expense. You can get a McDouble for 1.49 which has almost the same amount of ingredients, except an extra half bun

>> No.11332263

I'll have a double cheese burger, hold the lettuce
Don't be frettin' son no seeds on the bun
We be up in this drive-through, order for two
A number 9, number 9 like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here, in this hizzle
Fo rizzle my nizzle, extra salt on the frizzles
Doctor pepper my brother, another for your mother
Double double super size and don't forget the fries

>> No.11332286

>>11327704
hi, yeah, gimme a kids meal, 20 mcnuggets, and uhhhhhhhhh a vanilla iced coffee. medium. yes please, honey mustard. yes ma'am a kids meal. thank you, okay. hi, okay. here you go. okay thank you. hi. yes, thats correct. uhh why? but its a fairly simple order, i dont see why... fine. sigh. these fucking beandip niggers cant put together nuggets coffee and a fucking kids meal thats unbeli- Hi! yes that's correct. yep. thanks you too! unbelievable.

>> No.11332376

I'll have a small water no ice and 10 ketchup packets, please!

>> No.11333056

>>11332286
This was like the Clint Eastwood Obama empty chair speech.

>> No.11333088

>>11331428
why would you go through a drive thru to ask for directions retard?

>> No.11333095
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11333095

>>11327704
n-nuggies desu~

>> No.11333107

>>11327704
I'll have the feel like shit 20 minutes later and then shit my pants at work

>> No.11333113
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>>11327704
i'll tackle the twenty, please.

>> No.11333148

big mac, no onions extra sauce. medium fry.

>> No.11334120

>>11332376
homeless and no welfare...pilled

>> No.11334140
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>>11333095
Here I am!

>> No.11334154

>>11328426
did she died

>> No.11334202
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11334202

>>11334154
Huggy-er than ever!

>> No.11334229

>>11327704
Do you people ever stop and think about the fact that you eat the same food that white trash, homeless people and niggers eat? It's on the same level as drinking malt liquor but malt liquor serves a purpose. How do normal people eat mcdonalds without feeling like a lowlife?

>> No.11334235

>>11334229
So?

>> No.11334240

>>11334202
i want bayley to fart on me