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11326055 No.11326055 [Reply] [Original]

Post webms. Extra points will be awarded for Fall themed shit or OC (at least semi).

>> No.11326532

OC

>> No.11326542

>>11326532
It uploaded my webm but it isn't posted, wtf

>> No.11326544
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>>11326542
No, it didn't.

>> No.11326553

>>11326542
i think the problem is cause you're gay

>> No.11326636
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>> No.11326644

>>11326553
ur mom is gayer

>> No.11326651
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>> No.11326652

>inb4 pumpkin spice hotdog

>> No.11326656

>>11326544
>>11326652
Fucking hell, never mind

>> No.11326753

>>11326651
what the fuck?

>> No.11326755

>>11326753
what's wrong?

>> No.11326759

>>11326755
Poor guy looks like he's stuck in there, is this his home?

>> No.11326764

>>11326759
nah bro, he's only stuck until he cooks all the eggs

>> No.11326767

>>11326764
But why does he takes the eggs out randomly on his shelves?

>> No.11326781

>>11326651
How does he get out?

>> No.11326786

>>11326781
he cook the egg

>> No.11326788
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>>11326781
Teleportaion.

>> No.11326813

>>11326651
how?

>> No.11326815

>>11326786
All of them?

>> No.11326831

>>11326788
Just what I need my coffee infused with Bangkok's pungent cocktail of gasoline fumes, exhaust and fecal particulate matter and body, sewage and open gutter odors.

>> No.11326848
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>>11326055
>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

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>>11326848
>inb4 flaming pizza dome
>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis
>inb4 kay and her man hands
>inb4 avocado macchiato
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
>inb4 Favreau making an autism sandwich
>inb4 asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs
>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich
>inb4 cooking longpork with Hannibal Lector
>inb4 weiner and mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 roasties hitting a chef's knife with a hammer to open a coconut
>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably
>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog
>inb4 crab preparation with kitchen shears
>inb4 plump erotic cakes
>inb4 Joey anything (pls no)
>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages
>inb4 bbq montage
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 the pizza crust is a watermelon (?)
>inb4 butterslut
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed anything
>inb4 Nigella’s titties, boners ensue
>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana
>inb4 turkish ice cream illusionists
>inb4 cheetofrap
>inb4 squid karate chop instakill
>inb4 making toast on a citronella candle
>inb4 liquor in a flower vase
>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail
>inb4 creme.webm (blue board, faggots)
>inb4 tiny asian girl eats 500lbs of big macs
>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator
>inb4 ice cream on a fucking watermelon
>inb4 the machine race from the matrix makes pizza
>inb4 bandsaw animal dismemberment
>inb4 motherfucking salt bae

>> No.11326867

>>11326848
You weren't inb4 the pumpkin hot dog loser

>> No.11326871
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>>11326852
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 big booty cook
>inb4 icecream porn
>inb4 stroggification
>inb4 LA beast eating lamps
>inb4 vegan egg
>inb4 fish in a fucking mixer
>inb4 someone's entire ja/ck/ folder
>inb4 Monster melting in lava
>inb4 autistic micro sized cooking
>inb4 the crust cutter forced meme
>inb4 sad old man burning his toast and eating it
>inb4 two faggots mixing sauce and skittles
>inb4 lonely thot eating Domino's pizza and taking selfies in front of camera
>inb4 expensive japanese beef box
>inb4 a chink swallowing a squid alive
>inb4 mosquito patties
>inb4 crepe cook on cocaine along with the comment chain that ends with the Event Horizon
>inb4 cute japanese survival food
>inb4 chilli beans fountain
>inb4 grown up dudes literally cutting meat with machete
>inb4 a dude drinking 100 eggs
>inb4 koreans trying american food
>inb4 killing a crab through inserting screw in dickhole
>inb4 any webm from mexico where they mix sweets and potato chips with different sauces
>inb4 Gordon Ramsay cocaine documentary
>inb4 rolling burning pigs
>inb4 putting pasta in cheese wheel
>inb4 girl picking lobster with crane game in restaurant
>inb4 cage falling on wild boars
>inb4 any "food art" webm followed by "that will be $299 plus tip sir" comments
>inb4 faggot degreasing pizza and eating it with fork and knife
>inb4 old school Subway ad
>inb4 skinning a frog
>inb4 chinks slicing a big fish while it's in agony
>inb4 that webm with guy tapping the knife and autists reeeing in the comments
>inb4 two japanese girls blowing a cockroach at each other through a pipe
>inb4 japanese food show where everything could be edible
>inb4 dildo gummy candy
>inb4 """spicy""" frapuccinos
>inb4 chink cutting a headless spasming fish

>> No.11326879

>>11326767
Doesn't give a shit mate

>> No.11326890

>>11326848
>>11326852
>>11326871
Doing god's work, anon. These threads are /b/ tier repost crap.

>> No.11326952

>>11326852
Okay, what’s big booty cook? I need to know.

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>> No.11327760

>>11327747
Damn, imagine being half as pretentious as this

>> No.11327776
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>>11327753
Munch well, ratto

>> No.11327783

>>11327753
it gives it that special street flavor

>> No.11327788

>>11327776
that's a big squirrel

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>>11327776
so close

>>11327788
Checked

Rats fascinate me because of my own response to them. Met a girl just the other day who had a pet rat and it was the the most adorable thing. They act a lot like dogs and are probably just as smart as well. A friendly little fellow that I enjoyed playing with.

But... if I wake up in the morning and find that exact same rat sitting on my toiletseat or in the kitchensink I will not only kill him but also sterilise my flat and throw out all foods that might have been touched by him. I don't think I'd feel that way about a dog.

>> No.11327863

>>11326871
>>11326852
>>11326848


>inb4 "That faggot that always complains about OC, but doesn't contribute"

oh wait, too late, it's you

>> No.11327871

>>11327834
it's different for pet rats, at least you know those are probably not carrying a disease or covered in sewer slime, feral rats are disgusting.
If I found a feral dog in my house, I may not kill it, but I would sterilize anything he may have gotten into and cover my rugs in flea killing powder.

>> No.11327946

>>11326952
Guys c’mon, please.

>> No.11328146
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>> No.11328168

>>11326848
>>11326852
>>11326871
autism

>> No.11328208
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>>11327753
jej

>> No.11328230

>>11326636
galettes are overrated and gay

>> No.11328238

>>11327747
Man, dude has to be a great cook/butcher, because I'm sure the Emirates would have tossed his faggot roach ass off a roof by now.

>> No.11328266

>>11326055
>"here my child, let me show you the way of diabetes"

>> No.11328275

>>11328266
>wieners wrapped in pastry
>diabetes
what's wrong with you

>> No.11328303
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>>11328208

>> No.11328325

>>11328303
what movie dis is?

>> No.11328327

>>11326055
>those mutt hands

>> No.11328329

>>11328325
demolition man

>> No.11328340

>>11328325
I think it is Judge Dredd

>> No.11328366

>>11328238
nah, he is good but not THAT good, he just got the hang of gastronomy, its 70% showing off and 30% skill

>> No.11328379

>>11326055
oven baked jihadists, perfect for bombing season

>> No.11328409

>>11326848
>>11326852
>>11326871
Is this what clinical autism looks like?

>> No.11328476

>>11328366
Then why haven't the emirates killed him yet for being an effete gay boi roach?

>> No.11328492

>>11328476
>a flamboyant showman must be gay
just how stupid are you?

>> No.11328493
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>>11328476
1. Go back to /pol/
2. He's not gay
3. Fuck off
4. Yes, saying go back to /pol/ is accurate in this case and not just a boogey man argument
5. Go back to /pol/

>> No.11328522

>>11328476
as i said, his cooking is not bad, he is good, and its not like the arabs are experts on meat, they just enjoy a good cut and a good show.

>> No.11328554

>>11328493
Take your gay pedo shit back to /pol/ you homo

>> No.11328560
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>> No.11328591

>>11326848
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
Never seen this one

>> No.11328603

>>11328560
Honestly looks good

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>>11326055
Jesus christ, those hot dogs are poorly wrapped. Can't children do anything right? I hate them so much.

>> No.11328720

>>11328560
that's disgusting
but god forbid me from ever seeing one of those things when i'm drunk

>> No.11328750

>>11326055
id recognize bar-s weenies from a mile away

>> No.11328780
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>> No.11328787

>>11328636
>ketchup
>putting condiments on without asking the others eating
fuckong garbage

>> No.11328793

>>11328676
its a mummy dipshit

>> No.11328794

>>11328636
>frying bacon in oil
Why?

>> No.11329051

>>11328275
>wieners wrapped in pastry
Pretty rude, those are just her fingers anon

>> No.11329054
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>>11326055
do better

>> No.11329068

>>11329054
What does the baking soda water do?

>> No.11329108

>>11327834
Man, imagine sleeping in a giant loaf of soft, delicious bread. That must be so comfy.

>> No.11329128
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>> No.11329129

>>11329068
it makes the water more alkaline thereby helping to denature the starch molecules which helps the mallard reaction. essentially it gives you a browner chewier crust. it's used in pretzel and bagel making.

>> No.11329135
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>>11329128

>> No.11329151

>>11329135
that's neat and everything but the finished product seems dry, idk

>> No.11329162

>>11328238
The Emirates are unironically full of faggots fucking each other in the ass.

>> No.11329167

>>11329162
just like the rest of the world, how strange

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>>11328560
sweet baby jesus. No wonder you are all fat cunts.I could go to a forum peopled by monkeys throwing their shit randomly at a keyboard, and find better food.

>> No.11329542

>>11326544
>Put in "all the pumpkin spice"
>but have to put in more later
what

>> No.11329561

>>11329135
Thank god they put some chives on that 100th layer. Can't imagine it being edible if it weren't for that.

>> No.11329617

>>11329561
fuck off

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>> No.11329792

>>11328329
thx

>> No.11329796

>>11328560
this turned out better than expected

>> No.11329823

>>11326848
>>11326852
>>11326871
speaking autism...filenames doesn't even match with the occurance of the webm's mentioned.

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>>11328146

>> No.11329947

>>11328493
There's no way she hasn't eaten cotton candy like that before.

>> No.11330016

>>11328636
Each one is 50% cheese. That's fucking repulsive and stupid.

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>>11330058
>Love ranch dressing
No because I'm not white suburbanite soccer mom.

>> No.11330075

>>11329947
It looks like an act, so yes, she would have rehearsed it.

>> No.11330076

>>11328493
:( Not having a pure wife like her that would seek to please me all the time.

>> No.11330083

>>11329401
that shit looks disgusting

>> No.11330088

>>11328146
I wish I could watch, and maybe help clean up afterwards.

>> No.11330094

>>11330058
I would try the multiple dips with the fries dish, with friends of course.

>> No.11330121

>>11328146
Imagine actually having this nigger garbage saved on your PC

>> No.11330126

>>11330121
>edit all dicks to look like actual turds
I need more motivation, I clearly have funny ideas.

>> No.11330143

>>11328780
The results, fat fucks like the one who made it

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>> No.11330637

>>11326651
I'm still pretty stumped here.

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>>11326055
OC you said ?

>> No.11330658

>>11328146
I really need the sauce pls

>> No.11330660

>>11330645
I'm not seeing food.

>> No.11330663

>>11330658
goatse.cx

>> No.11330671

>>11330064
>the amerishart feeding

>> No.11330682

>>11330645
>oc
>4chan filename

>> No.11330687
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>>11330682
Not him but in 4chan X there is a setting to randomize filenames. Good on slow boards so people don't know it's you spamming your own shitty stuff in each thread.

>> No.11330698

>>11330671
>>11330064
Scissoring meat is Korean.

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>>11330698
That is a white American lady.

>> No.11330881

>>11328476
>gay
The man has NINE fucking children. If anything, he loves giving women his meat the same way he gives his customers his meat.

>> No.11330884

>>11328636
why not cube the cheese and had jalapenos then mix with the hamburger then roll out? A huge chunk of cheese in the middle sounds gross.

>> No.11330907

>>11329129
it's pretty nice to occasionally read something informative on here

>> No.11330930

>>11330884
how exactly? do you hate cheese?

>> No.11330947
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Guess who's back? Back again.

>> No.11330955

>>11330700
this is depressing me

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>>11330955

>> No.11330979

>>11329135
this was a truly sinister creation
I feel sad

>> No.11330987

>>11330956
not sure why you replied to me with this but alright

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>>11330987

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>>11330990
Cute doggo with bib

>> No.11330999

>>11330990
stop replying to me you fucking faggot

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>>11330999

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>>11330990
This dog is next.

>> No.11331021

>>11331001
what the fark am I looking at here

>> No.11331022
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>>11331021
The most expensivest drink in Mexico.

>> No.11331029

>>11331017
what a garbage person he is

>> No.11331030

>>11331022
funny that the most expensive drink in mexico is only because they used like 50 bottles of borderline poison, where in japan the most expensive one would be one tiny shot glass from a sacred distillation ceremony over 20,000 years old that is virtually priceless because of the unmatched taste and quality that might possibly even impart you with superpowers

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>>11331030

>> No.11331037

>>11331031
exactly

>> No.11331042

>>11330196
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11331099

>>11331030
And the most expensive drink in America is just a normal drink, but garbished with gold and diamonds because that totally counts.

It's actually pretty interesting to compare.

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>>11331031

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>> No.11331134

>>11331104
this was so well made

>> No.11331136

>>11331134
it's not the same without the spund

>> No.11331143

>>11331136
I think the lack of sound makes it more confusing, and kind of better.

>> No.11331145

>>11331104
>>11331134
>>11331136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyd51lvu3xw
Heres the video for anyone interested

>> No.11331155

>>11331145
It's less fun when you post the source.

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>>11331219
What's the source for this? I keep seeing it posted. Reverse image search just gives me nonsense.

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>>11331252
Sorry, that's not what we do here. Unless you cast Scan.

>> No.11331257

>>11330990
>Making the dogs eat their brother dog

Why are gooks like this?

>> No.11331261

>>11331029
He seems nice.

He made lasagna with brick cheese. It's probably good. You're just a lonely faggot with no friends.

>> No.11331318

>>11330658
I second this.

>> No.11331324

>>11328146
gib da sauce pls

>> No.11331334

>>11331252
Looks like world of final fantasy.

>> No.11331383

>>11326871
What a great list, thanks for sharing!

>> No.11331658

>>11330907
real baking hours riders use lye

>> No.11331678
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>> No.11331705

>>11330947
>avacados
>clearly a single avacado
yo what the fuck

>> No.11331745
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>> No.11331757

>>11330947
I want to turn that faggot upside down and pour acid in the bucket.

>> No.11331776

>>11331745
Interesting..where can I find more?

>> No.11331779

>>11331022
Imagine being one of the best and classiest bartenders in the world and having that thing come through door. All that tacky shit around his neck jangling like a sack of nickels. Doesn't even take off his shades.
And you have to stand there and smile and pretend he has class because of the money in his pocket.

>> No.11331788
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>>11331776

>> No.11331794

>>11331745
>dish comprises a single carrot and some leaves

fuck you

>> No.11331807

>>11331779
That's a perfect opportunity to serve him "something custom, a special little something that's not on the menu" and rip him off for megabucks. That type isn't going to complain out loud about the price even if it's eating away at him inside, since it'll imply he can't afford it.

>> No.11331857
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>>11331031
>that will be $1200 plus tip

>> No.11331874

>>11328325
>>11328325
First Blood

>> No.11331879

>>11331857
That's the thing poor people don't realise - it's not meant for you. To those who can afford it, the price is irrelevant because experiences are more important than something as petty ad what they cost

>> No.11331881

>>11326544
Why?!

>> No.11331887
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>>11331879
>muh experience

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>>11331745
>Oyy, such a hard Winter.
Yeah, we all remember that grim year where Denmark ran out of fucking carrots.

>>11331776
Nice digits.
That's René Redzepi. He's the head chef at Noma in Copenhagen. I'm sure the food is great but he comes off as such a fucking prick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqDaZsgR5zg

>> No.11331897

>>11331887
Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

>> No.11331903

>>11329054

>sea salt
>uses shitty table salt

What?

>> No.11331911
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>>11331897

>> No.11331914

>>11331887
Typical poverty mindset

>> No.11331917
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>>11331903
I'm on a sea salt diet actually.
I see salt and I eat it
lmao

>> No.11332004
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>>11331103

>> No.11332009

>>11332004
The google translated japanese really grinds my gears on this one. Almost all of it in incorrect.

>> No.11332021
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>>11331890
I think he's hilarious. If you watch longer interviews, he seems fully aware how ridiculous his life is, but he's just said fuck it and decided to run with it. If he can sell ants on sticks and live shrimp to rich people for hundreds of dollars, why not?

>> No.11332033
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>> No.11332040
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>>11331914
Whatever you say, fart-sniffer.

>> No.11332044

>>11328636
if it's beef is it still technically a sausage?

>> No.11332050

>>11332044
Sausage is form, not material

>> No.11332061

>>11332050
>>11332044
As opposed to bacon, which is explicitly a cut of pork

>> No.11332086

>>11331261
It's dripping.

>> No.11332088

>>11331779
The bartender has faggy slicked back hair and earrings, he's also short and fat, who the fuck is he to judge?

>> No.11332092
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>>11331788
This is the dumbest shit i've ever seen.

>> No.11332095

>>11332088
don't talk down about your betters.

>> No.11332116

>>11331879
Yeah, it's only meant for people rich and dumb enough to be duped by it

>> No.11332118

>>11331917
That doesn't work in text retard

>> No.11332132

>>11332095
So you want me to squat?

>> No.11332137

>>11331219
>Make a girl
>call it a boy

Man, Japan was a mistake.

>> No.11332148

>>11329135
the glorious nippon lasagna

>> No.11332151
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>>11332118

>> No.11332161

>>11331030
>>11331099
everywhere has fancy booze you weebs

>> No.11332257

>>11329108
Soft, warm, and you can just open your mouth if you're hungry

>> No.11332268
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>> No.11332277

>>11326055
Women were a mistake. What the fuck even is this whole qebm?

>> No.11332279
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>>11326544
>hotdog
>whipped cream

>> No.11332281

>>11326831

Wow you're like peter at the beginning of Hook.

>> No.11332325
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>>11329135

>> No.11332330

>>11329401
>raw honey
as opposed to?

>> No.11332334

>>11332021
I agree with you, but some of his stuff seems mouth watering. That oyster is a good example (I adore the taste of the sea).

>> No.11332348

>>11330956
I cry every time.

>> No.11332353

>>11330700
>>11330064
wrong, i saw the original video, that's an asian woman

>> No.11332355

>>11332330
Pasteurised

>> No.11332364

>>11331031
oooh that's clever, using cochneal to colour the drink red. Looks way less faggy than adding yellow and red food dye.

>> No.11332373

>>11332330
Pasteurized which is most of the honey sold in the US. 'Murricans are scared of anything "raw."

>> No.11332388

>>11332355
>>11332373
>raw milk is illegal
>uncultured butter
>washed and refrigerated eggs
>pasteurised honey

What the actual fuck? Archaeologists have found pots of honey in the pyramids that's still edible. Why the fuck would you pasteurise honey? Don't get me wrong, I don't hate America, but I do hate the way you people treat food "safety".

>> No.11332404

>>11332330
grilled honey

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>> No.11332444
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>>11326055

>> No.11332452
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>> No.11332453

>>11332435
Ok, cool, but that's not food.

>> No.11332474

>>11329561
don't forget the Parmesan. Those few sprinkles made all the difference.

>> No.11332488

>>11332444
You might as well try to make the best out of it if you have a shit job like that.

>> No.11332494

>>11332452
Kid doesn't look black, what's with the niggers at his party?

>> No.11332528

>>11332488
He'll probably make more opening his own food cart in a touristy area. Unless that's actually his shop and it's already in a touristy area.

>> No.11332551

>>11332452
That poor little kid! The way his head just shakes "no" like that! What a bunch of fucking monsters!

>> No.11332556

>>11332452
Is this how people turn into serial killers?

>> No.11332646

>>11332388
Only wide distribution of raw milk is illegal, not the milk itself. It was made illegal because it accounted for a retarded amount of food poisoning.

>> No.11332655

>>11332646
Depends entirely on the country and state.
In the US, for example:
Some states sell it in any supermarket.
Some states ban its sale entirely.
Others allow it to be sold but with restrictions. In my state it is legal to sell, but only at the originating dairy; it cannot be sold at a supermarket.

>> No.11332735
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>>11328780

>> No.11332817

>>11332452
Where does this come from and why

>> No.11332888

Bump

>> No.11332982

>>11332161
Yes, and I'm saying that it's interesting to compare what counts as 'fancy' in different countries and cutures.

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>>11328146
Holy shit my sides

>> No.11333050

>>11330658
Looks like Ava Dalush.

>> No.11333070

>>11332982
but you're making it out like japanese fancy booze is more rarefied, artisanal and precious than in other countries, which is bullshit

>> No.11333082

>>11326636
So, it's just a pretentious pie?

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>> No.11333099

>>11332353
I made the fucking webms mate.

>> No.11333100
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>>11326055
goro creates a food webm

>> No.11333108
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>> No.11333118

>>11333082
90% of all deserts are pretentious... it's kind of the point.

>> No.11333147

>>11329129
okay we get it, you're smart. Never post here again bitch

>> No.11333160

>>11328303
Rocky VII

>> No.11333161

>>11331261
He's marred...

>> No.11333165

>>11333160
Rocky VII is actually Creed. Creed II will be Rocky VIII.

>> No.11333168

>>11329493
you know these are just old videos people have saved on their computers right? not what theyre doing right now?

>> No.11333177

>>11331104
at first I thought it said liquid islam

>> No.11333195

>>11332092
When you make a reservation or get invited to this guys restaurant you know food and probably know how to cook a fucking egg. Besides, it part of a tasting menu, and only about 20 or so people are allowed at each dinner service.

>> No.11333201
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>>11333195
How does that make it not dumb?

>> No.11333235

>>11333201
because from start to finish of the tasting menu it fits perfectly into the flow of the meal.
when you go to a place like that it's not just randomly chosen dishes thrown at you, it has a sequence of events.

Also, that guy is in a lot of cooking documentaries, he show cases a lot of failed and experimental dishes in his test kitchen that never make it to his menu.

>> No.11333252

>>11331788
I like hot pots and other places where I can 'cook' my own food but I would be pissed if I had to spend alot of money on cooking my own egg or meal.

>> No.11333257

>>11326651
How does he get in without reassembling all the eggs?

>> No.11333279

>>11333235
It's still fake and gay but if you are a posing pretentious poofter bored out if your gourd then have at it

>> No.11333306

>>11333279
It's not fake... how do you honestly think 3 star chefs maintain 3 stars? By doing the same shit over and over?

>> No.11333322

>>11333252
As people have said, it's the sort of place you go on a waiting list to attend. You know what to expect, you don't just go in on a whim and get ambushed with this gay shit

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>>11333322
And as others have said, it's still fucking retarded.

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>>11333322
Just because you willingly engage in dumb shit doesn't make it not dumb.

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>>11333322
Still gay.

>> No.11333445

>>11333306
Fake plastic food for fake plastic people

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>> No.11333606

>>11330687
>people think this is funny
can't howtobasic just die already

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>>11331879
>>11331914
excellent bait.

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>>11331897
sure you would, big guy

>> No.11333798

>>11326848
woooooooooaaaah, never seen so much inb4 in my 13 years of 'chan'ing'

>> No.11333805

>>11331887
It must be easy being a dish boy there.

Just silverware and glasses.

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11333812

>>11327946
>he doesn't know that other people don't derive their entire life experiences from the internet

>> No.11333814

>>11331879
An experience would be doing it yourself, not watching someone else do things.

Might as well watch a movie of people jet skiing they do it yourself for all it amounts too.

>> No.11333827

>>11328325
you're not old enough to be here

>> No.11333832

>>11328409
the kind that needs medication and is non-functional socially and economically?
yes

>> No.11333836

>>11333814
this just in, watching performance art isn't an experience unless you're the performer

>> No.11333848

>>11328636
I hate mustard. Discarded.

>> No.11333856

>>11329493
Have you been waiting since America On-Line to use that comeback? Did you think no one would remember?

>> No.11333877
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>>11330094
of course

>> No.11333879

>>11330126
or exasperatingly-dead-end-time-wasting ideas, like the ones that you have

>> No.11333887

>>11330196
holy fuck this took forever, I thought Chinese people were superior production Gods, why is this so damn slow? they should be fired

>> No.11333907

>>11330956
>after 30 seconds in:
Rice-nigger, if you don't cook my fucking food RIGHT NOW, i'm going to shove all of these utensils up your ass and stir fry you and I guarantee I'd get a meal faster.

>> No.11333918

>>11330990
Next video there's only 1 dog

>> No.11333926

>>11331017
that's called a heart-attack

>> No.11333939

>>11326542
sometimes if you make a post at the exact same time as someone else 4chan will switch the images. Igot banned for posting porn on a sfw sub once even though I was trying to post a reaction image

>> No.11333960

>>11331779
That's the world we have created and live in anon. All actions have consequences. Shit is still shit, no matter how much money you throw at it. We're still waiting for the rest of us to get done with their lives and realize this universal truth before we can get on with the rest of consciousness and reach the next level. Unfortunately we keep getting dragged down by retards with more money than sense, because we have made mamon our God.

>> No.11333965

>>11330196
this is literally how you make Cincinnati chili

>> No.11333970

>>11331857
can you imagine the skill that it takes to "slice ice"?

>> No.11333971

>>11331104
better with sound

>> No.11333988

>>11331879
so your enjoyment in life only goes as far as your dollar can reach? something tells me after about 5 times this kind of thing would get boring and more expensive than it's worth

>> No.11333989

>>11331788
this is my favorite noma webm
I can't believe they thought this was a good idea

>> No.11333994

>>11331745
>that'll be $299 plus tip sir.

>> No.11334007

>>11332388
we definitely have cultured butter, and yeah the honey is the most retarded shit

>> No.11334008

>>11331914
right, the rich got rich by spending all their money on one-off experiences which enriched them for decades ensuring their happiness while they slaved away for wages remembering that one time they dropped 20k on one meal, and passing that story down for generations ensured their children would share that same happiness and that sole memory would guard the future generations against poverty.

gtfo

>> No.11334014

>>11332452
super villain in the making

>> No.11334020

>>11334008
>implying rich people earn money by working

>> No.11334021

>>11332817
it's the latest thing for 2 year olds to go nuts on a birthday cake. You make 2 and smush their face in one. and save the other for eating. These people just took it a step too far, although it is a dumb idea

>> No.11334028

>>11332268
I've got a feeling that there could be fried bird shit on that spoon and his face wouldn't change a bit

>> No.11334033

>>11332281
>Comparing real life to fairy-tales
You must be a Democrat

>> No.11334042

>>11332388
It's not for "safety". It's to deprive us and make us sick in order to drive industry and serve mammon.

>> No.11334080

>>11332452
I still laugh that some retard said there was BOILING water poured on his head and the eggs cooked despite the fact that the kid didn't even flinch. LOL! I hope the memory of your stupidity lives forever and haunts you as long as this video survives.

>> No.11334101

>>11333082
pretty much. that one slice is the only one that will look and behave like that. the rest will fall apart and be a general fucking mess

>> No.11334110

>>11333099
liar, you can barely make solid shit in a toilet with YOUR diet, fatass

>> No.11334118

>>11333147
pfft
God help you if you think that's intelligent
because now that you know, you are that intelligent

>> No.11334136

>>11333306
yes, you don't get notoriety by serving quality one day and trash the next

>> No.11334142

>>11333306
>>11334136
if you can't produce, you get the caboose

>> No.11334167

>>11333836
>I coulda gone pro
It's therapy for has-beens or never-will-bes

>> No.11334176

>>11334020
that's the point, moron

>> No.11334284

>>11333082
Why do you faggots have to bitch about literally everything even when there's nothing wrong with it in the slightest?

>> No.11334471

>>11328560
>Cordon Bleu

>> No.11334496

>>11326651
>that filthy poo eating egg after egg

>> No.11334498

>>11333877
Sounds about right.
>>11333322
Ah, okay. I would be open to try it. Thank you for the information.

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>> No.11334511
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>> No.11334513
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11334513

>> No.11334574

>>11331104
Holy shit I had those chairs

>> No.11334692

>>11334511
I wish Indians were more hygenic. I would love to visit but the country is disgusting

>> No.11334913

>>11334692
Please explain in detail how unhygienic that was? And how much of a retarded person you are as well.

>> No.11335032

>>11334913
Sorry your right. India is not disgusting. Tourists can totally eat that street food without shitting themselves to death. Indians don't shit on that very street shown in the gif.

>> No.11335286

>>11331788

Must be Noma, surely?

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11335560

>>11334913
>clarified butter kept at warm temps all day
>hygenic

>> No.11335676

>>11335560
Amerishart? Butter doesn't spoil if you leave it out of the fridge. Bet you think eggs have to be refrigerated also. And yes, I know ameritards fuck their eggs up, but for normal non-retarded people you don't have to.

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>>11331917

>> No.11335927

>>11331788
>hay and hay oil
im fucking sneezing just watching this

>> No.11335940

>>11328146
/pol/nazis triggered to death hahaha

>> No.11335942

>>11326636
this is the first Tasty video i've seen that looked like a really big pain in the ass to make

>> No.11335958

>>11327834
Rats are closer to humans in their brain chemistry than chimps. It's what makes them so personable and relate-able, unfortunately it's also what makes them such horrific vermin.

>> No.11335965

>>11330143
No different than butter-basting you retard

>> No.11335978

>>11329561
kill yourself

>> No.11335989

>>11334913
It's in india.

>> No.11336008

>>11334080
You can see the steam you stupid faggot.

>> No.11336204

>>11331857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbdsOrVwV9g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTdJ_6qCpH4

>> No.11336218

>>11331897
T. Edgy 12 y old

>> No.11336280

>>11327753
Get that kebab meat off my rat wtf

>> No.11336430

>>11332151
>>11327747 0:55
same person?

>> No.11336460

>>11334913
The guy doing the cooking is also handling the money. Also
>india

>> No.11336587

>>11336008
That's just the spray, you fool.

>> No.11336659

>>11336204
why so many dislikes on the first vid

>> No.11336920

>>11334176
Well you fucked up trying to make it, sweetie.

>> No.11337047

>>11330884
The cheese closest to the pan will melt out and fuse to the pan instead.

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11337461

>>11326055
>something cooked by filthy children

>> No.11337504

>>11332817
Indonesia. Tradition

>> No.11337748

>>11333939
>sfw sub
Sorry, is this fucking reddit?

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