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11324742 No.11324742 [Reply] [Original]

Sushi chef puts out fresh sushi at Chinese Buffet. People behind me want some. I take every piece. It's all you can eat i'm within my rights. Chef has to make more immediately and people in line have to wait ever longer.

>> No.11324768 [DELETED] 

>>11324742
>be OP
>watch sushi chef in supermarket put out something "fresh" from the backroom
>"ugh, i don't want to annoy people, i'll just take the old one"
>"haha, it would make a funny story on 4chan though if i said i took it before other people got it xD"
>makes this reddit-tier thread with reddit-frog image

>> No.11324772

>>11324768
But I'm telling the truth. :( I go to the chinese buffet like twice a week. It's only 9 bucks. Pretty good deal. Good sushi too ;)

>> No.11324791
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>> No.11324796
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>> No.11324867

>>11324772
I'm sure you do buddy

>> No.11326697
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>>11324772
>use public restroom in restaurant
>hit the stall for number two
>do my thing, and clean myself until there is no visible shit left
>now I carefully unravel some toilet paper, w/o tearing it off
>I wipe it through my asscrack, balls, dick, taint, etc.
>all while being careful and leaving it intact
>afterwards, meticulously roll it back up and leave it looking "untouched"
>mom asks why I was in the bathroom for 45min

>> No.11326702

>>11324796
>>11324791
Do nips actually believe this "fold the rice one mirrion times" shit? Why is everything some exacting ritual?

>> No.11326707

>>11324796
That's great

>> No.11326712
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>> No.11326715

Sometimes I go to an all you can eat buffet and I eat less than I can eat. A bit naughty, I know, but I can't help myself.

>> No.11326718

>>11326712
that looks horrendous

>> No.11326726

>>11326712
how am i supposed to eat this shit without it falling apart as soon as i bite into it

that defeats the whole purpose of sushi

>> No.11326733

>>11326702
Those aren't rituals. Those are exact techniques to get the result they want. It's the difference between 'Made in Japan' and 'Made in China'.

>> No.11326805

>>11326715
Ban this sick filth.

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>>11326715
devilish and fedpilled

>> No.11326927

>>11324742
DAB XD

>> No.11326937

>>11326712
>avocado
everytime
these people must shove avocados up their freaking asses

>> No.11326948

>>11326712
I only watched half. This is nonsense and you’re a cunt for posting it. Get a life or maybe KYS.

>> No.11326958

>>11326715
what a ruse

>> No.11326972

>>11326712
that's got to be the laziest way to make "sushi" and you know what, who cares. i'm not a jap, i don't care. bet it tastes fine. would skip all that cream cheese and avo though. keep it simple.

>> No.11326986

>>11326712

That's a terrible technique for mixing sushi rice in the first 3 seconds. And the han-dai is way too small for that amount of rice. This person is 100% not a properly trained sushi chef...

>> No.11327026

>>11326702
the same reason funnelfags autistically warm all their equipment and do their whole brew on a digital scale.

>> No.11327170

>>11326712

Why is avocado put in so many sushi dishes, is it american influence? I hate that stuff. Avocado is hardly traditional japanese ingredient.

>> No.11327173

>>11326715
That's probably going a little too far, actually. I mean, we do need some semblance of order in society.