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11323028 No.11323028[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Why don't you milkybois eat the retarded or the recently dead?
>non-vegans actually thinking rationally
Hahahahaha my bad

>> No.11323032

Because there are laws preventing the desecration of corpses and if I eat a retard it might turn me into someone like you

>> No.11323034

>>11323032
>eating meat turns me into a vegan

>> No.11323036

>>11323032
Don't lie and hide behind laws
You wouldn't if it was legal, and it's because you're an idiot
How correct am I?

>> No.11323038

>>11323028
It's almost as if cannibalism is associated with health problems. But of course, you wouldn't understand that because herbivores are all very stupid animals.

>> No.11323045

>>11323038
only eating the brain
the rest of the human body is just regular ol' meaty tissue, bone, organ, and whatnot

Here's another question:
Is human flesh "red" or "white" meat?

>> No.11323053

Why don't vegans eat fish or chicken? Do they really think they have feelings?

>> No.11323063

>>11323053
They have an aversion to pain and death, a kind of sentience.
And since it's simply not necessary (been vegan 13 years, all my health problems are smoking/drinking related, I'm good nutritionally) why do it?

It's also fucking gross, have you seen what goes on inside that business? Every non-vegan owes it to themself to visit a slaughterhouse and gut a few pounds of fish.

>> No.11323067

>>11323028
Prions

>> No.11323072

>>11323067
Skip the brain idiot. >>11323045
All that fleshy tissue and cow tit juice is clogging up your thinking parts.

>> No.11323084

>>11323034
Eating a retard might incorporate the retard genes into my dna and i got enough of dat as it is famalam

>>11323036
I wouldn't if it was legal but not because i'm an idiot. Why would I eat a retarded or dead person when I have more viable options? It'd be like opting to go to mcdonalds with a freezer full of porterhouse steaks. Sure I could eat it, but why would I want to when I have infinite better foodstuffs available?

>> No.11323087

>>11323028

>who knows what retards ate during their whole life
>who know why he might have died, diseases etc

>eating subpar prey
>mfw

>> No.11323108

>>11323084
What's more viable about a cow steak than a human steak, or a dog steak, if you were offered your choice of them?
You suffer from a moral schizophrenia and are unable to own it

>> No.11323121

>>11323108
I couldn't say until I've tried them. Dog would probably be fairly lean and unsubstantial. Human would probably be pretty nice depending on the cut. In your hypothetical they are equally viable, but in reality there is limited opportunity to procure human or dog meat so I will be content to munch on a cows asshole.

>> No.11323131

>it's a vegans are morally superior episode

I hate reruns.

>> No.11323137

>>11323131
>I hate facing my own moral schizophrenia
fixed for you my babe

>> No.11323143

>>11323137
says the guy who probably eats mushrooms
MUSHROOMS ARE NOT PLANTS, THEY ARE INTELLIGENT LIKE YOU AND ME

Daily Reminder: MUSHROOMS ARE NOT VEGAN

>> No.11323150

>>11323028
That pic is so manly
Being vegan is gay, but I look at that pic and I think: Damn, that dude is a real man's man.

>> No.11323157

>>11323150
Rhett N Link is a soyboy so actually it is probably a soy udder

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>> No.11323164

>>11323150
I bet it's warm when it squirts into your mouth
You gotta really work it with your hand to get it though

>> No.11323338

>>11323028
Because bodily integrity is about ethics more than legality. As soon as I see a cheetah ethically respect the rights of body autonomy to a gazelle, I'll stop eating animal products

I bet you're the type of person that thinks a bundle of cells inside a raped pregnant woman has more rights than the woman herself

>> No.11323346

>>11323137
>i'm unable to enjoy my own decisions on diet without pushing my agenda unto others due to my low test levels from lack of animal protein

ok lel

>> No.11323381

>>11323137
He says, while munching on pesticide-ridden vegetables, the cultivation of which kills millions of animals every year.
You should just fast until you're dead if you really want to minimize animal suffering, hypocrite.

>> No.11323413

>>11323381
nah dude clearly they grow their own everything and process all their food with no impact to the environment at all

ignore the fact that they're posting on a website with a device likely made on the slave-like labor of others, using up electricity from a factory that's depleting environmental resources

but they don't eat those poor chickens

>> No.11323420

>>11323413
>deflatedwojakhead.jpg
>because everyone uses products that negatively impact the environment we should not attempt to do anything to mitigate that impact

I'm not even a vegan and I can see how retarded you are (i'm pescatarian and also gay if that matters)

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>>11323420
>and also gay if that matters

>> No.11323428

>>11323420
Then as
>>11323381 said, fast and die.

>> No.11323432

I eat eggs and I'm into femdom

>> No.11323434

>>11323420
hey, if we all change over to a non-wasteful way of life, that'd be great! but i'm still gonna be the amish dude that's raising chickens for eggs and meat

>> No.11323435

>>11323063
Vegetables literally grow in shit you dumb fucking al/ck/
Do you honestly think plants have no will to live? Just because we can't observe their sentience doesnt mean it doesn't exist.
All life requires death, keep denying it if you want but just know that nobody cares what you have to say on the subject.

>> No.11323437

>>11323108
Trophic pyramid condenses toxins in carnivores. I'd rather eat herbivores and omnivores, thank you.

>> No.11323440

>>11323435
You're thinking that my moral decision has a fine line and you're thinking that you're MEGA PHILOSOPHER by ANNIHILATING my position, but I only seek to minimize suffering, mostly at my convenience as I'm a self-interested human, but it's hecka convenient to be vegan.

you are 14 years old

>> No.11323446

>>11323437
So why shouldn't we shuffle off the retarded and keep them vegan, feasting on them when they naturally die (or perform a humane butchery)

>> No.11323449

>>11323338
If she didn't take a plan B the day after, or let a copper IUD be placed within a week, yes the child now has more rights than the woman.

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>>11323338

>> No.11323456

>>11323446
Because humans take too long to reach maturity. It's more efficient to just kill them at birth and feed them to the pigs.

>> No.11323457

>>11323440
i dunno if you're gaffin with that "hecka" but if you're self-interested then why would you give a chicken's egg-laying ass about what other people eat

>> No.11323475

>>11323428
>what is mitigation

kys yourself please and eliminate your carbon footprint ty.

>> No.11323487

Anybody here have any good drink recipes? We may not all agree on eating animal products or retards or whatever the fuck we're arguing about in here, but we can all get loose with some nice alcohol, right?

>> No.11323489

>>11323475
Killing yourself is the ultimate form of mitigation
So jump off a cliff and die, hypocrite
Make sure not to squash an ant on your impact

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>>11323137
Why the fuck do you even feel the need to shove your shit into the faces of people who don't care? If you fuckers would just shut the hell up and live your own life without trying to police everyone else's there would be no hatred toward you retards.

The majority of the world does not give a fuck about you or what you stick in your face hole.

>> No.11323509

>>11323489
Or alternatively I could slaughter all you retarded meat eaters which would be a larger act of mitigation. Also you're genuinely an idiot g'day mate.

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11323511

Genuine question here why don't we use human breast milk?

>> No.11323515

>>11323511
They don't produce enough milk to sustain humanity. Not even remotely.

>> No.11323519
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>>11323515
What about girls with hyper lactation

>> No.11323557

>>11323457
my self-interest is larger than my corporal body my dude

>> No.11323565

>>11323487
I love a good high alc content beer, the darker the better
god it's one of my favorite things in my sad lonely existence, just thinking about it, paired with some hot rich and spicy soup, jesus fuck I want it

>> No.11323569

>>11323506
>stop tryin to police me bro im just fiddlin kids
You realize that for a vegan, a non-vegan lifestyle is completely abhorrent, pyschopathic.

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>>11323569
Yeah, totally the same thing. You sure got me, man.

>> No.11323590

>>11323580
Sorry, you're right, they're very different.

At least the kid survives.

>> No.11323631

>>11323028
>Implying I wouldn't

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For everyone's reference.
>Claim your cut
I'm taking a rack of ribs

>> No.11323660

I agree with vegans about pretty much everything. I also ate cheese 30 minutes ago.

>> No.11323718

>>11323660
get yourself front and center with what's involved in cheese, from start to finish
I mean, if you'd like to. Not like OP, I don't care what people do but it seems like you're disconnected.

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>>11323028

>eating your own species is the same as eating other species

Why are vegans so sociopathic?

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11323827

>>11323734
>he actually buys into the Linnaeus taxonomy bullshit

>> No.11323899

>>11323028
Prion diseases. And, if retardation were contagious, the whole world would probably be trying to go full organic vegan by now.

>> No.11323904

>>11323427
homophobe go back to r*ddit

>> No.11323907

Human meat is far to expensive to grow. You don't eat animals that have died of natural causes either.

>> No.11323911

>>11323904
dude I suck a lot of dicks, I was wtf'ing because it obviously doesn't matter