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I'm killing myself tomorrow what should my last meal be

>> No.11321448

a bullet

>> No.11321450

Pussy

>> No.11321454

good song

>> No.11321460

>>11321448
>>11321450
both of these would be nice but unfortunately they're both unavailable to me

>>11321454
I haven't been able to enjoy music for weeks despite it being a big part of my life till recently

>> No.11321486
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Why kill yourself? That's a bitch move. Also, last meal should be a big bite of shit, because that's what you are, a shit eating faggot who gave up on life.

>> No.11321497

>>11321447
Beef Wellington

>> No.11321508

shrimp alfredo and antifreeze
its been a good one, OP

>> No.11321514

>>11321486
yeah

>>11321497
sounds good

>> No.11321520

have a big indian curry with lassi so that when you die and shit yourself itll be really smelly

>> No.11321525

My scrotum

>> No.11321555

>>11321520
hahaha fart
poopy hahaha

>> No.11322089

>>11321447
Nothing. The emptier your gut is the easier it will be on the people who have to do your autopsy. Just because you're dead doesn't mean you can't be considerate.

>> No.11322095

>>11321447

cocaine and hookers

>> No.11322237

>>11321508
They put an additive in antifreeze now that causes you to throw it up.

>> No.11322280

get drunk tonight and have one thing off all the restaurants in ur neighborhood tomorrow

>> No.11322288

>>11321447
If you truly wanted to die you would have done it already. The fact you're delaying it means you either just want attention or do really want to keep living.

>> No.11322295

>>11321447
why kill yourself? You're already not afraid of death just go out and do something interesting that can potentially kill you and die llike a man

>> No.11322300

>>11322089
Then whatever he ate before that would be his last meal, dumbo.

>> No.11322301

>>11321447
a human baby, your choice of preparation

think about it

>> No.11322311

>>11321447
Stream it or gtfo

>> No.11322320

>>11321486
Wow. Imagine being as deluded as this guy. Dying is the most fun anybody can ever have.

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>>11322311

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>>11321447
If I were gonna kill myself, I'd de-bone chicken thighs, slice them flat, and stuff them with onion, garlic, spinach, mushrooms, mozzarella, and bread crumbs. Add my favorite herbs and spices, cover them in butter, and let em marinate for a while (overnight, or a couple days; however long it takes to not kill yourself). I prefer them grilled, with a side of almost any grilled vegetables: zuchinni, asparagus, carrots, broccoli, corn, whatever. A meal like that, done properly, can make life not seem so bad imo.