/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11318893]

Would you eat it?

[Anonymous No.11318896]

>>11318893
>implying both
yes

[Anonymous No.11318897]

No, just lick.

[Anonymous No.11318898]

>>11318893
Yes to both dishes

[Anonymous No.11318906]

her titties doubled in size since she got a kid

[Anonymous No.11318939]

>>11318893
No, I would feed her.

[Anonymous No.11318970]

No, you can tell by the way her eyebrows angle that her pussy smells bad. This is a 100% accurate way to know.

[Anonymous No.11319008]

>>11318893
Id eat her ass if you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.11319009]

>>11318970
Share your worldly wisdom on eyebrows and pussy smell. I wish to have this power.

[Anonymous No.11319036]

>>11318893
>another literally who thread

[Anonymous No.11319038]

>>11318970
Her eyebrows angle that way because she picks at them. It isn't natural unlike body odor. You can disguise and try to wash away body odor but it will still be there no matter how hard you scrub or how much deodorant or perfume you use.

[Loyanon No.11319040]

>>11318893
No because im not the biggest fan of beef

[Anonymous No.11319058]

>>11319036
>it's a hot girl
Was it that difficult?

[Anonymous No.11319065]

>>11319036
>another literally who cares frog poster

[KM_Projects No.11319143]

Eat what?

[Anonymous No.11319149]

As a white vegan numale beta, I would not "eat her pussy." I feel that it degrades women to treat them as sexual objects.

I would give her a nice back rub as a friend, but in a very respectful, non sexual manner.

[Anonymous No.11319151]

Throw out the corn then yeah

[Anonymous No.11319163]

>>11319036
>frogposter is an absolute retard
Wow who would have guessed

[Anonymous No.11319166]

>>11319149
>I would give her a nice back rub as a friend, but in a very respectful, non sexual manner.

That's too risky. You might get accused or "raping" her 30 years from now.

[Anonymous No.11319171]

>>11319166
>You might get accused or "raping" her 30 years from now
Nip women don't do that.

[Anonymous No.11319206]

>>11319166
Or, y'know, you could just not rape women.

[Anonymous No.11319215]

>>11319206
> back massage = rape now

What California liberal arts college do you go to?

[Anonymous No.11319261]

>>11319171
Senator Hirono of Hawaii would.

[Anonymous No.11319311]

will she be a good mom?

how do you think porn stars feel after they have a kid knowing its only a matter of time until their child sees a video of them getting fucked in really perverted depraved ways?

[Anonymous No.11319350]

It looks like shit, but even a terrible meal tastes great when it is prepared for you by a pretty girl.

This day and age you could fall in love with girl for competently making mac and cheese.

[Anonymous No.11319373]

>>11319215
Way to put words in my mouth, I'm just saying if you don't rape you probably won't get accused of it

[Anonymous No.11319384]

>>11319373
>Way to put words in my mouth

I'm not putting anything near your mouth. :pleasedon'taccuseme:

[Anonymous No.11319398]

>>11319373
>don't rape you probably won't get accused of it

Fair enough. On the flip side, will you promise to stop accusing people of rape when they didn't do anything?

[Anonymous No.11319571]

>>11319373
Thats just not true
False rape accusations are actually pretty common in court

[Anonymous No.11319609]

>>11319571
Legally false =/= false. Rapists get away with it all the time. There's one on the Supreme Court right now.

[Anonymous No.11319616]

>>11319609
>no penetration
>didn't even get stinky fingers
All they did was playfully wrestle, that hardly qualifies as rape.

[Anonymous No.11319668]

>>11319038
It is the scent that first speaks of love.

[Anonymous No.11319697]

nO

[Anonymous No.11319958]

>>11319036
>>another literally who thread
Gee anon, it's almost as if most normal human being's are literal who's.
Including you.

[Anonymous No.11319966]

>>11319350
>This day and age you could fall in love with girl for competently making mac and cheese.
>mac and cheese
Never. Fucking burgers and their shit food.

[Anonymous No.11319983]

>>11319609

They last time women could just find men guilty of "rape" without due process, black men were being lynched and hung from trees. I'm so glad liberal white women want to eliminate due process again.

[Anonymous No.11320017]

>>11319609

Are all feminists such simple minded bigots? wow

[Anonymous No.11320020]

>>11319166
How to give away that you're a virgin in <current year>

Incels are the gifts that keep on giving. My life is so much better than yours.

[Anonymous No.11320027]

>>11319609
Thank god we have the psychological process of "recovered memory" to understand the true depth of these horrendous sex crimes, even 30 years later!

[Anonymous No.11320055]

>>11320017
>Are all feminists such simple minded bigots?

Most millennial "3rd wave" feminists are. They don't need proof to get all worked up and full of hate.

[Anonymous No.11320057]

Anri's pregnancy pictures are so hot. Her breasts are even bigger now. I think that's actually topped Hitomi, yet they're still perky and nice.

[Anonymous No.11320065]

>>11320027

My favorite part is how none of Ford's witnesses could cooberate her story. But let's not let facts get in the way of a good lynching.

[Anonymous No.11320093]

>politics in a cooking thread
why

[Anonymous No.11320098]

>>11320057
>I think that's actually topped Hitomi
Lets not get too carried away, Anri is fuckin stacked now but Hitomi continually grows and is still way bigger.

[Anonymous No.11320134]

>>11320093
/pol/fags turned into SJWs and can't stop spreading their retardation everywhere even when literally nobody asked for it

[Anonymous No.11320149]

>>11320093
>cooking thread
>of tits
Surely you can't be serious.

[Anonymous No.11320178]

>>11320149
Oh shit you got me, lets just shitpost about sjws and libshits forever now

[Anonymous No.11320188]

>>11318893
Burgers with no buns no thanx

[Anonymous No.11320197]

>>11319038
That's racist, black people are just oppressed due to systemic racism and that's why they can't afford soap

[Anonymous No.11320242]

>>11320197
>That's racist, black people are just oppressed due to systemic racism and that's why they can't afford soap

I'm black, and this is some funny shit.

[Anonymous No.11320244]

>>11320178
Until the janny does her daily rounds of deleting threads once per day.
The food doesn't even look very good. If it's a Hambagu steak, where's the sauce? Why do Nips put corn in everything vaguely American?

[Anonymous No.11320249]

>>11320197
>>11320242

Samefag. How pathetic can you be

[Anonymous No.11320255]

>>11320242
Same fellow black man I just laughed with my friends it was great.

[Anonymous No.11320288]

>>11318893
>>11318898
You do know that you ain't getting anywhere near that bush if you don't eat and actually compliment that thing in her hand, right?

[Anonymous No.11320851]

>>11320098
Anri said in a video shes actually bigger than hitomi now, she said they measured them together.

[Anonymous No.11320986]

>>11320098
Anri currently has bigger tits. She said in a post recently that Hitomi couldn't wear her bras.

[Anonymous No.11321188]

>>11319311
>will she be a good mom?
Of course not. Also, fuck off posting this whore already.

[Anonymous No.11321286]

>>11319206
How many years do you have left at UC Berkeley until you graduate with your art degree?

[Anonymous No.11321308]

>>11318893
maybe if she washed first. she looks good at least

[Anonymous No.11321414]

>>11319609
Yeah, you don't need to force yourself on someone and penetrate them for it to be rape. As long as they say they're violated, that's enough.

[Anonymous No.11321623]

>>11320851
>>11320986
God damn how does she even manage

[Anonymous No.11321641]

id eat anri any day of the week.

[Anonymous No.11321788]

>>11319373
That's completely not true, in 100% of false rape accusations cases the person did not actually rape the accuser.

[Anonymous No.11321829]

>>11320986
Incel detected

Wow some porn sluts that's whole livelihood is on their tits are trying to hype up... TITS

The way bras are fitted is not the same as your tighty whities faggot.

Anri and Hitomi have never been the same bra size because they have different cup and band sizes. No shit Hitomi's tumor tits don't fit into Anri's fake, pregnancy enhanced bra

[Anonymous No.11321879]

>>11319373
>dude why are all these black people complaining? as long as they don't commit any crimes, the police probably won't beat them up

[Anonymous No.11321880]

>>11320065
>lynching
He wasn't even on trial, for god's sake. The absolute victim mentality to compare basically a job interview where frat bro rants his love for beer to sanctioned mob violence is the dumbest fucking thing.

[Anonymous No.11321892]

>>11320055
You anti-feminists have been saying the same shit since women fought for the right to vote.

[Anonymous No.11321895]

>>11318893
Looks a bit bland but yes.

[Anonymous No.11322110]

>>11321892
Funny how the evolution of the shrew has not changed with time.

[Anonymous No.11322129]

>>11319609
>one
I guarantee most if not all of them have raped somebody at some point. The sort of attitude that gets somebody into a powerful position like is the same attitude that will have had them take advantage the moment they saw an opportunity. Especially in their more virile years.

[Anonymous No.11322322]

>>11321892
100 years later and you're still using the same memes.
Fuck off and die

[Anonymous No.11322386]

>>11321788
I'm sure there's a lot but really? 100%? That's an exceptionally confident number for something that is exceptionally difficult to prove. Or are you saying that you've personally looked into every single false rape accusation and observed that none of them involved the accused raping the accuser?

[Anonymous No.11322408]

>>11322386
By virtue of an allegation being false how could the accuser have been raped?

[Anonymous No.11322411]

>>11322386
It's a semantics joke. Read it again.

[Anonymous No.11322417]

>>11320027
I wonder what brand of beer Kavanaugh drank.

[Anonymous No.11322423]

>>11322408
Because the accused could have raped the accuser at a different time or in a different way than they were accused of. If you (relatively) innocently raped a girl alone a month ago and then she suddenly accuses you of gangbanging her yesterday it's a false accusation despite the fact that you did in fact rape your accuser.

[Anonymous No.11322455]

>>11322423
Rape is a crime of subjectivity not objectivity. If the accuser can't correctly accuse one of the crime then the crime or a similar crime didn't occur. She can only rightly accuse one of rape if she can correctly recall the facts she is basing her rape allegation on. If she can't recall the facts of the incident then her assessment that she was raped is fraudulent because in the end rape is a matter of her opinion on whether sex was consensual based on a solid bedrock of facts.

[Anonymous No.11322467]

>>11322455
We seem to be in agreement regarding the veracity of rape claims. What I'm saying is that you can rape someone and then be, separately, falsely accused of rape by that same someone. This has nothing to do with misremembering details or changing her mind about consent. A woman can deliberately falsely accuse you of rape even if you have in fact raped her.

[Anonymous No.11322474]

>>11322467
It is only rape when she forms an opinion on the event. If she forms an opinion on an event that didn't occur she wasn't raped. If she never formed an opinion on an event that did occur then she wasn't raped. It is not until she judges sex to be rape that she was raped.

[Anonymous No.11322482]

>>11318893
A successful pornstar in that small apartment. I don't think so hidden demon face!

[Anonymous No.11322503]

>>11322474
That doesn't contradict anything of this scenario. Most importantly, it's not the same thing that was said by >>11321788
>in 100% of false rape accusations cases the person did not actually rape the accuser.

100% of false rape accusations are false, but this is not logically equivalent to that quote. A thief can still be falsely accused of theft. In the case of rape, you can rape a woman and be (correctly) accused, tried and, sentenced. The same woman can later (falsely) accuse you of raping her a second time. This would be an example of "a false rape accusation where the person did actually rape the accuser," bringing that number below 100%. If you wanted that statement to be true by definition you would have to rephrase it as:
>in 100% of false rape accusation cases the person did not actually commit the accused rape.

[Anonymous No.11322731]

>>11318893
I'd unironically marry Anri.

[Anonymous No.11322747]

>>11318893
Japanese hamburgers are actually really great hamburgers.
My wife lived in Japan for years and can make most Japanese housewife dishes very well. She didn't like my eating hamburgers outside so I asked her to make this and then I put it in a bun with the usual fixin's. She accepted this as more healthy than any bought hamburger which may or may not be true but it's much, much tastier.

It's really just an old fashioned western hamburger as they were done in the 50s or 60s when the recipe was brought to Japan. You could get hamburgers like this in the west when I was very young but these days of course, they're usually frozen things from a box that is full of all sorts of shit.

[Anonymous No.11322750]

>>11322747
You can't get ground beef anymore?

[Anonymous No.11322835]

>>11318970
I bet her pussy tastes like water but more refreshing.

It kills me that some baby is sucking those titties right now and it's not me.

[Anonymous No.11323079]

>>11318893
Anri Okita can cook? Amazing

[Anonymous No.11323088]

>>11322835
This

[Anonymous No.11323129]

>>11323079
Oh, she's asian? I actually wasn't able to tell from OP's pick. Huh, wierd

[Anonymous No.11323138]

>>11319966
You obviously don't understand what I was getting at.

Mac and cheese isn't good.
You could fall in love with a girl for Making you mac and cheese.
The bar is set very low.

I thought that was really obvious but I keep forgetting there are euro's on this board

[Anonymous No.11323141]

>>11322503
The original statement was about a singular allegation for a singular criminal occurrence. It did not need further qualifying. It was nothing more than a statement like "water is wet."

[Anonymous No.11323144]

No thanks asian pussy stinks

[Anonymous No.11323152]

>>11319008
Yes Anon, I do.

[Anonymous No.11323155]

>>11319036
>not know who she is
Let me guess, you only look at cartoons.

[Anonymous No.11323162]

>>11319206
Based blue-pilled anon

[Anonymous No.11323165]

>>11323141
To be fair it did need qualifying to be a true tautology. But the meaning is clear enough to anyone reading it even if it's not formed perfectly.
Well, almost anyone...

[Anonymous No.11323166]

>>11319373
Thanks for your armchair wisdom. Where can I donate to your patreon?

[Anonymous No.11323168]

>>11319149
Based and redpilled. Eating pussy is gay

[Anonymous No.11323171]

>>11322322
And it's still true.

[Anonymous No.11323175]

>>11318893

[Anonymous No.11323191]

>>11321892
That poster didn't prove your point exactly.

[Anonymous No.11323196]

>>11318893
you mean her cunt? Absoultely yes

[Anonymous No.11323201]

>>11318893
Yeah

[Anonymous No.11323204]

these disgusting heated up flesh lumps?
fuck no, what does she think I am, some kind of non-vegan barbarian?

[Anonymous No.11323212]

>>11323204
Yeah, you tell your boyfriend to go heat up your tofu patties.

[Anonymous No.11323227]

>>11323212
cool, here I picked you something up from the store
you drink this shit, right?

[Anonymous No.11323236]

>>11323227
No thanks, I drink my gfs milkies ;)

[Anonymous No.11323237]

no
shes disgusting

[Anonymous No.11323241]

>>11323236
That kinda puts her in a Mommy position for you, huh? no judging, whatever you're into

[Anonymous No.11323242]

>>11323237
You dropped this, you retard >>11323236

[Anonymous No.11323247]

>>11323242
?

[Anonymous No.11323256]

>>11323175
Didn't varg say he only liked morrowind and that oblivion and skyrim sucked?

[Anonymous No.11323276]

>>11323191
That's what someone who already thinks feminists = man-hating spinsters would say.

[Anonymous No.11323344]

>>11323276
Asserting the following:
>They don't need proof to get all worked up and full of hate.
in regards to false allegations has little to do with a poster about women wanting the right to vote since they were old and unmarried.

[Anonymous No.11323442]

imagine her being your mom. All the boys in school would FOR SURE be jacking it to your mom and you gotta live with that

[Anonymous No.11323470]

>>11323442
imagine this being your mom and jacking off to her yourself :/

[Anonymous No.11323586]

>>11323129
Are you fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.11323732]

>>11323442
All that boycum
I-I mean they're just friends heh not like you'd listen to them banging your slutty mom

[Anonymous No.11323778]

>>11323732
Anri isn't slutty.

[Anonymous No.11323872]

This thread is fucking PATHETIC.

[Anonymous No.11323906]

>>11323872
Agreed, all these fucking losers won't eat the recently dead retarded people leaving out their brains.

It's fucking ridiculous and shameful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7gNBS5PXCo

[Anonymous No.11323976]

>>11323175
I stopped watching porn two years ago.