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>The jalapenos I was fermenting for hot sauce went rotten

>> No.11316984

>>11316967
The jalapeno are gay btw

>> No.11316991

>>11316984
I don't think it matters.

>> No.11317049
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>>11316967
*grabs OP* *hugs tightly*

>> No.11317057

>>11316967
Bummer
Better luck next time.

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I'm sorry anon, that must be very disappointing. You'll get it next time.

>> No.11317236

>>11316967
That sucks dude. Do you have any idea why?

>> No.11317238

>>11316967
You deserve it for not properly preparing them for fermentation you gay weeb.

>> No.11317247
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11317247

>>11316984
>be cooking
>tell bf to chop cayenne peppers
>he does
>comes over to me after he finishes and start groping my nipples
>make out with him for a bit
>then I suddenly feel an intense burning on my nips
>mfw he didn't wash his hands and rubbed cayenne pepper all over my chest

>> No.11317258

>>11317247
nice

>> No.11317272

>>11317247
you deserved it for telling him what to do

>> No.11317276

>>11317247

This is my fetish.

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>>11317247
>Cutting thai chilis
>Wash hands thoroughly
>Fap
>Not thoroughly enough
>Very slow building tingle, extremely pleasant at first, came buckets
>Doesn't stop building
>Please stop
>Immeasurable pain
>Trying to figure out how to make it stop
>Spicy, cream stops spicy, cream on balls
>Only have sour cream
>Roommate walks in on me shoveling sour cream onto my balls over the laundry sink
>Spend next 6 hours crying in the fetal position on the floor of the shower, cold water pointed at dick

It hurt so fucking much

>> No.11317315

>>11317247
washing his hands wouldn't have helped

>> No.11317318

>>11317236
Probably either leaving them in the brine too long or the fact that my apartment got super hot a couple times due to AC going out.

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>>11317304
>This, only with habeneros instead of Thai and my asshole instead of my balls

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>>11317049
>>11317247
God I wish that were me.

>> No.11317542

>>11316967
DID YOU STERILIZE THE CONTAINER AND CLEAN THE PEPPERS, DESU?!??

>> No.11317546

Yuck! Jalapenos Are Gross! No Thanks Thats What I Say LOL!

>> No.11317549

>>11317546
Fucking leave /ck/ and 4chan completely before I throw down.

>> No.11317552

>>11316991
I don't think you matter

>> No.11317559 [DELETED] 

>>11317546
Base and pills.

>>11317549
Summer is over, leave pls K tnx

>> No.11317635

>>11317247
You are now literally a spicy bitch.

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>>11316967
>some mould managed to develop on your sauerkraut

>> No.11318248

>>11317247
I tried this on my nipples and feel nothing

>> No.11318336

>>11318248
You're probably male.

>> No.11318741

>>11317546
you need to go back

>> No.11318967

>>11317304
im at work and laughed

>> No.11318974

>>11317549
it's bait, idiot. it's actually a playful invitation

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>>11316967
I don't think you were fermenting...

>> No.11319260

>>11317247

Next time, blow him after eating a habanero.

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>>11317247
>be washing dishes naked
>bf comes downstairs with a bike pump
>notagain.jpg
>starts filling my ass with air
>beg him to stop
>doesn't listen and keeps pumping
>belly is now full of air
>too full to move
>stand there in agony as my stomach has expanded into a big pregnant belly
>he wraps his arms around my stomach and begins to squeeze
"NOOOOO!!!"
>pump shoots out as air escapes my colon
"BRAAAAPPP!!!"
"STOP PLEASE!"
"BRAAAPPPP BRAAAAAPPP!!!"
"WHYYYYY?!?!"
"BRAPPP PLOP!"
>he yells at me for making a mess and makes me clean it off of him with my tongue

>> No.11319329

>>11316967
You were making alcohol with jalapenos?

>> No.11319341

>>11319324
Haha

>> No.11319366

>>11319324
Brap posting will save this website

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>>11318336
So am I.
>>11319260
I'm not evil sweetie

>> No.11321374

>make too much kimchi for my container
>let's just chuck the excess in a ziplock and see what happens
>works fine
>make too much sauerkraut
>well, a ziplock worked for kimchi, should work for kraut
>rots
I figure the kraut was more sensitive to the gas permeability of the plastic, while kimchi starts with fish sauce and misc fermented seafood in the mix.

>> No.11321401

>>11321242
why are you getting your nipples played with as a man, are you Japanese?

>> No.11322445

>>11321374
how can I tell if my ferment is bad

>> No.11322449

>>11322445
By dying of botulism.

>> No.11322454

>>11321401
Some women get pleasure from fondling and tasting a man's nipples. Especially if you've got a solid chest.

>> No.11322582

>>11316967
Don’t brine them. Grind or fine chop them with a little bit of salt and top with plastic wrap. They will ferment overnight in their own juices (peppers are very active fermenters). I don’t notice any taste difference after fermenting for 10 days so that’s all I do. Stir daily and replace plastic wrap when you do. You will never have mold or rot unless you used bad peppers

>> No.11322586

>>11322445
Mold or a rot smell. Fermentation should smell a little sour, not like ass

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