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I'm quitting diet sodas and switching to herbal teas. I need to know which herbs will give me manboobs and turn frogs gay so I can avoid them.

>> No.11311610

>>11311486
https://youtube.com/watch?v=efZ0f2ns1sI

>> No.11311631

There are only three kinds of teas: the ones that turn you gay and vegan, the ones that give you bad teeth and jiggly jowls, and the ones that make you eat dogs and scam people on ebay

Pick your poison

>> No.11311647

>>11311631
dude you sound like a very smart person

>> No.11311657

>>11311486

tea has no calories.
manboobs are caused by a combination of genetics and being a fat fuck.

having said that, don't add too much sugar/honey to the tea, you'll be fine.

patrician choice is tea leaves, not bags.

>> No.11311892
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11311892

sleepytime extra (with calming Valerian) might actually turn you gay

>> No.11311902

>>11311486
Why the fuck did you even start drinking pisswater?
Grow up, drink water

>> No.11311904

>>11311902
shut the fuck up

>> No.11311909

>>11311486
H-holy shit.... I am literally shaking right now..... BASED as FUCK......

>> No.11311925

>>11311486
mugwort gives abortions for free

>> No.11311949
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11311949

Stop being an incel

>> No.11312004

>>11311486
chammomile is pretty nice
peppermint is good for digestion, great after meals

>> No.11312362

>>11311486
I'm actually gay by the way, if that matters

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11312372

>>11311486
>You said something about turning frogs gay?

>> No.11312744

>>11312372
I'm liking the beard

>> No.11312752

>>11311486
>I need to know which herbs will give me manboobs and turn frogs gay so I can avoid them.
What is wrong with you people?

>> No.11313705

>>11312752
You people? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY YOU PEOPLE REEEE

>> No.11313722

>>11311657
you could get bitch tits from drinking tea made of hops, but i doubt that would taste very nice in the first place