Can someone tell me what is the point of this?

[Anonymous No.11308219]

My apologies for being a 22 year old generation z'er (younger than millennials) and that we largely don't drink alcohol because of how much it tastes like piss. I can't find any alcoholic beverage that tastes like soda like Sprite or coca cola or mountain dew, even Mike and Mike's fruity tasting beer and fruity alcohol tastes like piss.

Are people just slaves to their shit taste in parchments that they let themselves go drunk over it? What is the point of alcohol and why isn't there an alcoholic drinks that has alcohol but tastes like a sweet refreshing soda?

[Anonymous No.11308225]

>>11308219
Not everything is supposed to be sweet.

[Anonymous No.11308226]

Try apple smirnoff
Or one of those flavored rums.

[Anonymous No.11308232]

>>11308219
make a tom collins and shut up, zoomer scum

[Anonymous No.11308233]

>>11308219
>tastes like soda like Sprite or coca cola or mountain dew
And you dare to think your opinion on anything's taste is worthwile
Christ alive I would love to step on your pathetic throat

[Anonymous No.11308246]

white claw dumbass

[Anonymous No.11308247]

>>11308233
>>>11308219 (OP) (You)
>>tastes like soda like Sprite or coca cola or mountain dew
>And you dare to think your opinion on anything's taste is worthwile
>Christ alive I would love to step on your pathetic throat

Well pardon me that I have the Aryan master race equivalency of taste buds over your subhuman negroid taste buds

[Anonymous No.11308275]

>>11308219
Stop drinking whatever the cheapest thing infront of you is then. Imagine if your post was about hamburgers being shit, but only talked about how you went to rally's/checkers.

[Anonymous No.11308282]

>>11308247
once you grow up your tolerance for sugar goes down and you grow to appreciate different combinations of flavors.
you simply still have a child's palate.

[Anonymous No.11308285]

>>11308219
If you want it to taste like soda then use soda as a mixer.

[Anonymous No.11308290]

Despite having a higher abv than most wines, some sakes actually taste so mild and refreshing you wouldn't even think they're alcoholic. It's dangerous how good they are.

[Anonymous No.11308291]

>>11308226
This. Drink some girly looking drinks like Smirnoff, any hard ciders, mike hard lemonade, etc.

[Anonymous No.11308430]

fucking zoomers

[Anonymous No.11308449]

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>>11308290
This though, nips make lots of good fruit wine liqueurs

[Anonymous No.11308457]

The same reason you don't eat cake or ice cream for every meal. Tastes like shit.

[Anonymous No.11308466]

>>11308219
>hi don't mind me I'm underaged
>I was just wondering why everything in life isn't about immediate gratification
>especially sweet sweet sugar
>I'm extremely interested in procuring drugs in sugar form
>do you have any sugar man? I'm just trying to get my sugar fix
Fuck off you ill-raised shitspawn, go confront your parents about your dietary abnormalities.
>>11308247
>Well pardon me that I have the Aryan master race equivalency of taste buds over your subhuman negroid taste buds
Actually, white people eat more complex foods than any shitskinned race. No Aryan would be fooled by the sugar Jew. Keep being plebeian, you stupid lil shit.

[Anonymous No.11308516]

>>11308466
>no aryan would be fooled by the sugar jew
mutts confirmed not aryan

[Anonymous No.11308736]

>>11308219
Try a hard cider or a mikes hard lemonade kiddo

[Anonymous No.11308771]

>Can anyone tell me what is the point of this?

You're still young, optimistic, and have your whole life ahead of you. Some of us have more mileage. Been through stuff that messes us up mentally and physically. Alcohol makes us forget about that just for a little while.

Not everyone gets to change the world or live their dreams either. Dead end jobs, bad relationships, crippling debt. Alcohol keeps us truckin' on.

[Anonymous No.11308799]

>>11308219
Drink gin & tonic you manchild. Tastes heavenly.

[Anonymous No.11309127]

>>11308219
try some mixes, orande kamikaze is fucking godtier

[Anonymous No.11309136]

>>11308219
good plum moonshine goes down like water

[Anonymous No.11309148]

>>11308219
The alcoholic version of LaCroix is literally the first thing you see when you walk into any grocery store these days, dum dum.

[Anonymous No.11309153]

Peach schnapps, kahlua, amaretto, or chambord.

[Anonymous No.11309158]

>>11308799
dude, gin and tonic is pretty bitter in comparison to the candy drinks he mentioned. He's gonna have to start with like fireball or some shitty, extremely saccharine drinks.

[Anonymous No.11309167]

>>11308219
Your age group drinks, vapes, pops xanex like candy and is dumb as sticks.

My age group isn't any better, but drug use isn't better or worse. You're just not hanging out with people who drink.

[Anonymous No.11309242]

>>11308219
Dude I’m only a year older than you and me and my friends would drink like fish. We weren’t even fratty we were more the “alt” group
>makes everything funnier
>makes you feel good
>makes food satisfying as fuck
>makes it more fun and easier to talk to people
>gets rid of anxiety and inhibitions
Alcohol is god tier

[Anonymous No.11309559]

>22
>zoomer
You are a millenial anon, a late one. Zoomers start at '97

[Anonymous No.11309562]

rum and coke tastes like vanilla cola

[Anonymous No.11309579]

>>11308219
It's embarrassing that at 22 you can only appreciate sugary sodie pops. I bet you put sugar in your tea too.

[Anonymous No.11309594]

>>11308219
You sound like a faggot desu

[Anonymous No.11309599]

It's weird to me that everyone complains about the taste. Even vodka just tastes mildly sweet, the tough part is the burning sensation.

[Anonymous No.11309611]

>>11308219
>22 year old generation z'er (younger than millennials)
When's the line between millennials and zoomers

[Anonymous No.11309628]

the best way to mask alcohol is cold
keep your spirits in the freezer
keep your mixers in the freezer until they're slush
blend ice

the other way is sour
use lime/lemon juice

the third way is sweet
make a simple sugar syrup, by simmering equal parts water & sugar for 10 mins

Mix chilled spirit with a mixer, sugar syrup, and lime
all as chilled as possible

[Anonymous No.11309715]

>>11308226
mango svedka
one of the first times I ever drank and definitely one of my worst hangovers

[Anonymous No.11309818]

>>11308225
>>11308275
>>11308282
All of these.
When I was young I liked super-sweet drinks like midori sours, moscato, wine coolers, etc. Nowadays I still like sweet drinks, but I enjoy dry wine, weissbier and IPAs, somewhat dry cider, and actual cocktails. It's fine to enjoy sweet things, but after a while those 200 calorie cans of sodas will stop being refreshing and start being disgustingly syrupy to you. When that happens, you'll want to switch in mid-sweet beverages like lambrusco or proper tiki drinks (not the awful ones dripping with syrups, real ones like mai tais that balance the sweetness out with tangy juices and spicy rum).

When you're a child, you drink alcohol that tastes like soda because you can't stand the taste of alcoholic beverages. When you get older, you drink beverages that focus on the unique aged or fermented flavor of the alcohol. It's the difference between hamburger and steak.

[Anonymous No.11309846]

>>11308219
Careful on the sugary alcohol, Sprout.
Those are the ones that give you the worst hangovers. Try mixing Coke Zero with vodka.
It'll fuck you up without the nasty hangover afterwards.

t.degenerate alcoholic

[Anonymous No.11309963]

>>11308219
go away zoomer

[Anonymous No.11310030]

drinking is bad so just don't do it

[Anonymous No.11310033]

>>11310030
Drinking is good for you.

[Anonymous No.11310041]

>>11309599
I just love how the sign for fuck are a symbol for a man and a woman having Sex in a bed.

[Anonymous No.11310054]

>>11308219
Anyone and everyone who has replied to this post and not saged is worse than OP. This is bait.

[Anonymous No.11311022]

>>11310030
This basically

[Anonymous No.11311033]

>>11308219

in their developmental stages humans prefer high calories food, hence the preference for sugary and fatty foods.

also alcohol has been historically important since promotes cohesion and lowers anxiety, enabling certain kinds of conversations, expecially between males.

[Anonymous No.11311037]

I'm a fan of Not Your Father's. Only tried their Root Beer but their Mt Dew and Apple Pie sounds good.

[Anonymous No.11311051]

ITT almost everyone takes the bait

[Anonymous No.11311297]

Try Not Your Fathers Fruit Punch

[Anonymous No.11311302]

Anything but water is degenerate

[Anonymous No.11311313]

>>11308219
Try a nice kölsch
>abv around 4%
>kinda sweet-ish
>not hoppy as fuck

[Anonymous No.11311355]

How has no one mentioned scotch yet.

I'll admit I was like you got most of my life until I found scotch. Not in the way that I wanted everything to taste sweet (cuz I'm not retarded) but in that all alchol tasted bad to me.

I spent my youth drinking bourbon and most other spirits waiting for them to taste good. Like you watch movie and tv and watch manly men kick back the brown and actually enjoy it and I thought that would happen for me, it never did. I drank begrudgingly and to get drunk, never truly liking any alcohol.

But then I found scotch and it changed everything for me. I found something that I could definitively say tasted fucking delicious on my tongue. I drink it neat, I'll swish it around my mouth because it tastes so fucking good, it's the only thing I've ever found that I can wake up, hungover as shit, and still have a belt of because it doesn't make me gag in the least.

Bourbon is shit and tastes like sugar and corn, vodka is shit, rum is really shit, gin is an acquired taste, tequila is good but you have to work for it. But scotch, scotch may as well be honey on the tongue. It's one of the best things in life, it's one of my favorite things about waking up in the morning, it's one of my reasons for living just behind anal sex and just ahead of steak.

It's God tier, and you should try it.

[Anonymous No.11311553]

>>11311355
I know all opinions are subjective, but that is an objectively terrible opinion.

[Anonymous No.11311600]

>>11308219
>we largely don't drink alcohol because of how much it tastes like piss.
this is not the problem with alcohol

[Anonymous No.11311607]

>>11311302
this is the only correct answer in this thread.
alckies and sippers need to get gassed.

[Anonymous No.11311658]

>>11308219
Long Island Ice Tea

[Anonymous No.11311678]

>>11308219
seagram's escapes taste a lot like soda. you can barely taste the alcohol. they're sickeningly sweet. i can't stomach them but they'd probably be up your alley

[Anonymous No.11311699]

>>11308219

alcohol is important for turning people into npc's

[Anonymous No.11311716]

This shit tastes great for vodka. I could drink it straight. You could mix it with Mt. Dew, Squirt, Sprite, or whatever really.

[Anonymous No.11311737]

>>11308219
People get into it because it's available and its use is romanticized. It's available because it used to be a vital method for storing calories.
If there's one good thing to say about it, it's that the unpleasant taste makes it less addictive than weed imo.

[Anonymous No.11311751]

>>11309242
I like all that stuff but I had too much fun and now I get palpitations.

[Anonymous No.11311756]

>>11310030
Please tell this to me at age 14

[Anonymous No.11312095]

>>11311553
Wow, do you like want an award for "most needlessly contrarian retard" or like what man

[Anonymous No.11312098]

>>11311751
What, alcohol doesn't give you palpations, being a fat ass does

[Anonymous No.11312099]

>>11308219
For me it's Barefoot White Zinfandel

[Anonymous No.11312103]

>>11312099
>It's called white zinny
>Is pink
Can you explain this to me anon?

[Anonymous No.11312150]

>>11312103
It's a base[d] of white wine with a bit of redpills

[Anonymous No.11312153]

>>11312098
kek, drink enough that you'll get palpitations and you'll sing a different tune

[Anonymous No.11312277]

>>11312153
Maybe your heart's just a bitch and it has nothing to do with drinking.

Although I still think you're probably fat.

[Anonymous No.11312314]

>>11312153
it's part and parcel of being an alchie

[Anonymous No.11312333]

>>11308290
sadly most stores in the us only carry crap like gekkeikan or sho-chiku-bai.

hakutsuru has an inexpensive daijingo that's decent. great starting point

[Anonymous No.11312363]

>>11308219
I only like 20 and I like beer faggot. Grow a pair.

[Anonymous No.11312433]

>>11308219
>Alcohol only consists of PBR and UV Vodka. My worldview does not extend outside of Nowhere, Indiana.

[Anonymous No.11312453]

>>11308219
>tell cousin to start importing chuahai into burgerland
>nah man americans wont like that shit
>bring 75lbs of chuhai back into burgerland everytime i go
>everyone i give loves them
I dont get it man the nips make booze you would love but nope.

[Anonymous No.11312456]

>>11309628
>the scroll was better

[Anonymous No.11312461]

>>11311751
Wtf I didn’t know alcohol could fuck with your heart. Oh well lol

[Anonymous No.11312466]

>>11309242
>years of drinking saved my relationship and subdued the anxiety enough where I don't have to drink nor rely on medicine anymore

Could have gone a lot worse.

[Anonymous No.11312468]

Point of alcholol for me is to waste a whole day, like a fast forward. Or to escape from the soul crushing work week.

[Anonymous No.11312517]

>>11309818
You're high if you think you can compare a cheeseburger to a steak. I'd choose the cheeseburger 9/10 times.

[Anonymous No.11312525]

>>11311699
t. Angry NPC

Lookout PC's, don't go for this guys quest lines, they're dog shit.

[Anonymous No.11312527]

>>11308219
new /alk thread

[Anonymous No.11312532]

>>11312461
It doesn't unless you get degenerate with it

[Anonymous No.11312541]

>>11308219
is this some kind of weird bait? You can't change the taste of ethyl alcohol, only mask it. Why is this not obvious?

[Anonymous No.11312577]

>>11312541
>you can't change the taste of ethyl alcohol

Yes, it does, that's why people distill alcohol from different products.

[Anonymous No.11312591]

>>11308219
Idk man I had my first beer at 8, dad gave me a sip, and I loved it and would steal brews all the time, so I really don't get why faggots cry about beer.

[Anonymous No.11312600]

I'm drunk right now. Y'all are pussies.

[Anonymous No.11312614]

>>11312600
>drunk btw haha
unironically kill yourself

[Anonymous No.11312621]

>>11308219
smirnoff ice

[Anonymous No.11312623]

>>11312614
I'm sorry Mormon does that disturb you? You know there's no heaven right?

[Anonymous No.11312640]

>>11308275
Checker's is fucking tight, fuck you faggot

[Anonymous No.11312644]

>>11311699
>>11312525

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>>188846959
>>188846959

[Anonymous No.11312646]

Drinking for the buzz is like eating to fill the hole, only plebs americans do it.

[Anonymous No.11312687]

>>11309167
It's not even generational either
>be 21-24
>drink and party constantly
>no hangovers, never tired
>25
>always tired
>back and feet hurt, knees crack if I jump off even a curb
>old skateboarding and biking injuries from youth hurts when it rains
>always hungover
>fat from drinking and binge eating fast food in a stupor
>26 now
>hardly ever drink, and usually just a beer with dinner if I'm feeling froggy
>will forever smoke a lot of weed, gave up on the idea of quitting that but now it's after I get home from work and cook dinner and do whatever
>exercise and eat better
>everything hurts worse anyways, new joints hurt every day
My fucking knees, back, neck, my god damn hips hurt already. I should just drink myself to death again, getting older just hurts.

[Anonymous No.11312696]

>>11312646
obsessed

[Anonymous No.11312700]

>>11312687
I have had pretty much the same experience.You are not the only one.

[Anonymous No.11312713]

All our ancestors got intoxicated, it's interwoven in human DNA, not drinking is the most npc thing you can do

[Anonymous No.11312746]

>>11312517
This. Id take a Big Mac or a mcchicken over the finest kobe memesteak

[Anonymous No.11312759]

>>11308219
Add about 60ml (2 shots) of vodka to some sprite and anything extra you might want to add, mint or lime if you wanted but there not necessary. Should taste like sprite and whatever else you added but slightly alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.11312763]

>>11312746
This isn't real

[Anonymous No.11312792]

I've literally never drank anything alcoholic in my entire life because I'm a huge coward that's afraid of such things.

[Anonymous No.11312796]

>>11309846
The worst hangovers come from sugary drinks and cream liquors that have gone bad.
I got pissed on cream liquor I found in my parents liquor cabernet once and it had been there probably since they moved into the house witch was 15 or so years ago now I remember seeing it when we moved in. It was probably the worst hangover I have ever had, the night before I had about 3 large 250ml-ish glasses of the stuff and one of whiskey. I still cant touch the stuff

[Anonymous No.11312859]

>>11312763
I wouldn't take a big mac over that, but I'd definitely take a double bacon cheeseburger from Five Guys over it.

[Anonymous No.11312861]

>>11312644
t. Angry_NPC_wielding_sword.bat

[Anonymous No.11312903]

Alcohol tastes bad, but with the right balance of flavours, an alcoholic drink can be nice.

Lager is the best drink in the world, but you can only appreciate it after you have acquired a taste for it. Most people acquire the taste through peer-pressure, but once you have it, it's a great thing. Vodka and tonic and sparkling white wine are also really delicious because the bitterness counteracts the alcohol flavour so you end up with a very refreshing drink.

A lot of people kid themselves into believing that the addictive property of alcohol doesn't play any role. "I just like the flavour!" and "You can drink without wanting to get drunk you know!" are both true, but people who say such things are usually in deep denial about their own addiction. Getting drunk feels great; it gives you control of your mood. You can make yourself feel happy regardless of what happened earlier. That is 90% of why people drink alcohol.

[Anonymous No.11312913]

>>11312903
>Lager is the best drink in the world
that's very debatable. I know many many people who would disagree with that.

[Anonymous No.11312927]

>>11312532
define degerate. in college every single weekend i would get hammered at parties both friday and saturday. usually not blackout but very drunk lol. now that im graduated i drink a lot less but ill still binge drink every couple weeks

[Anonymous No.11312930]

>>11312903
>alcohol tastes bad

So does vanilla extract, which is why you don't drink pure alcohol, dipshit.

[Anonymous No.11312937]

>>11312461
It fucks with everything, even your sleep

[Anonymous No.11312944]

>>11312687
Wait until you're in your mid 30s and you feel dog tired after 10 hours sleep because you drank 3 beers the night before

[Anonymous No.11312952]

>>11312944
I don't know about you, but hard alcohol helps me sleep better.

[Anonymous No.11313402]

>>11312913
Be real for a second.

>>11312930
Shut the fuck up, bucko

[Anonymous No.11313407]

>>11308219
Literally the best bait of 2018

[Anonymous No.11313410]

>22 year old thinks hes a zoomer
someone call the nursing home, grandpa’s on the loose with his pants around his ankles again

[Anonymous No.11313606]

>>11313402
Yeah no there can be no best drink in the world because that would excuse things such as taste and preference. unlike sports or computers there cant be a best drink/food or music because someone else is going to like somethings taste or sound more another person and they are objectively right when they say that they like something more. Sports and computers can be measured and put on a scale, you cant do this with food, drink and music among other things and still be right because despite what everyone says if you think a burger cooked at Mac Donald's more than one at a nice restaurant then your right to say that the one from maccas is better. Though you could say larger is the most popular beer and possibly alcoholic beverage and still be right because there is no opinion involved.

[Anonymous No.11313798]

>>11312687
you shouldn't be experiencing this at 26.
i'm 27 and still feel like an 18 year old.

[Anonymous No.11313804]

>>11308219
Your friends are probably just making strong, cheap drinks to get trashed. Thats what most people want. You want something that tastes good, that'll take some work. What you're basically doing is shoving raw handfuls of flour, milk, and ground beef in your mouth and complaining about the prevalence of cheeseburgers.

[Anonymous No.11314092]

>>11313606
Sometimes most popular does also mean best. Keep deluding yourself though if you want to, son.

[Anonymous No.11314250]

>>11308219
Try rum and cokes or whiskey ginger ales

[Anonymous No.11314503]

>>11312930
>Doesn't drink whisky neat
Oh man does your mom know you're in her computer?

[Anonymous No.11316007]

>>11312453
I'd sell my mum to be able to buy horoyoi chuhai in a local store fuck me.

[Anonymous No.11316313]

Almost decent bait.

[Anonymous No.11316560]

>>11308219
literally mix hard liquor with any drink you like senpai. fuck off zoomie.

[Anonymous No.11316572]

quality thread

[Anonymous No.11317264]

If you look at that price point.

[Anonymous No.11317337]

>feeling a head cold coming on strong
>take a big swing of bourbon
>no longer feel sick
>also cozy warm

OP is bait, but I love bourbon.

[Anonymous No.11317579]

>>11317337
Bourbon is great what a fun liquid