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11307645 No.11307645 [Reply] [Original]

You survive WW3 and have survived alone for almost a decade. You're low on snacks, so you enter a house to find more food.

*Crrrrk*

A floor board shifts behind you.

"Hands up. we have you surrounded. HAND OVER THAT COCK."

>> No.11307651

>Their find is a shit-tier version of you that's ten years older

Lol fucking roasties I'm not marrying you just because you rode the WW3 cock carousel

>> No.11307655

There's never going to be a WWIII, dum dum, and your thread is off topic.

>> No.11307661

>>11307655
it really isnt idiot, its about food.

>> No.11307694

>>11307645
I made a mushroom risotto and Cornish hen in pan gravy, hope you are hungry

>> No.11307714

Have no fear ladies, I just ordered papa johns and my dick is 9 inches.

>> No.11307717

>>11307645
>tfw the coop's been compromised AGAIN
just tryna start my egg farm jesus christ

>> No.11307763

im so horny and lonely

>> No.11307791

i would just send my mom to get more snacks

>> No.11307802

>>11307645
You'll have to pry this old McChicken from my cold dead hands