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>*crack*
>*pssssst*
>*siiiiiiiiiiiiip*
>*buuuuuuuuuuurp*
>ahhhhhhh!
that first sip of the day

>> No.11305842

>*unzip*
>*fap fap fap*
>*HHHHHHNNNNNNGGGG
>ahhhhhhhh!

That first ejaculate of the day

>> No.11305851

>*opens pack*
>*pulls out cig*
>Clicks lighter*
>*inhales deeply*
>ahhhhhhhhh!
That first puff of the day.

>> No.11305870

>>11305828
Looks like urine at the end of a three day bender

>> No.11305875

>>11305828

beers in a can are absolute cancer.

draft is the only way, in case of extreme necessity a glass bottle is tolerable.

>> No.11305927

>>11305875
whats the matter babby boy? can too cold for your soft hands?

>> No.11305945
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>>11305851
im trying to quit asshead

>> No.11305947

>>11305875
1. That isn't beer.
2. Cans don't let in light, and keep beer tasting better for longer.

>> No.11305949

>>11305927
lmao this level of projecting

>> No.11305964

>>11305828
>drinking malt liquor

>> No.11305973

>>11305947

1) fair enough

2) impossible, by definition glass is chemically inert and doesn't react with beer, which is acidic.
aluminum is a different story

>> No.11305977
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>>11305973
>glass is acidic

i think the term youre looking for acrid

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>>11305947
>that isn't beer

>> No.11305996

>>11305977

read again, the sentence I wrote implied that beer is acidic, not glass.

>> No.11306003

>>11305973
but glass is transparent, letting in light which reacts with beer
>>11305977
>brainlet meme
>no reading comprehension

also people that say draught is the best and bottles are better than cans, what the hell do you think kegs are made out of?

>> No.11306011

>>11306003

but you shouldn't store alcohol in a place which is directly exposed to sunlight and temperature fluctuations , its maximum heresy.

>> No.11306019

>>11305996
>beer is acidic

beer literally is fermented yeast

>> No.11306023

>>11306019

which create alcohol, which is acid.
dude highschool chemistry

>> No.11306030
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>>11306023
>aclohol is acidic

i think youre thinking of vinegar

>> No.11306037

>>11306030


look, you're wrong.

https://www.researchgate.net/post/pH_of_beer_and_alcoholic_beverages2

>> No.11306051
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>>11305828
Is there a way I can stay drunk all day?
I never want to be sober again.
Serious question.

>> No.11306054

>>11306037
>citing research gate dot net

Oh yeah bro so credible

>> No.11306063

>>11306030
I had a beefy crunch burrito last night and don't understand the hype. It was pretty good, but it was like half chips, and should have just been a dollar like the regular fritos burrito.

>> No.11306066

>>11306023
>which create alcohol, which is acid.
Ethanol is not acidic you dumb fuck.

>> No.11306077

>Hey everyone, it's Joey from Joey's super cool food reviews, i'm beeeeeack
>Today we have the fried chicken burger
>I'm a chicken hawk
>Let's have a look
>So it has bread, chicken, sauce
>And we're beack
>So let's give it a try. It's the (deep upbeat voice) FRIED CHICKEN BURGEEEEEEERRRRR
>Omnomnom... Hmmm... Hmmmmm... Oh yeah...
>Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo!
>It's a ten! This is off the hook, everybody!

>> No.11306083

>>11305973
What definition? Think about the fucking words you choose, dummy.

>> No.11306084

>>11305828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI

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>>11306037
>researchgate.net

>> No.11306136

>>11306077
8/10, pretty good but not enough slobbering sounds

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>*puts hand on your shoulder*
>ya know son, there NOTHING like that first sip of the day

>> No.11306279

>>11306083
are you brain damaged?

>> No.11306280
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I haven't been able to drink in 3 weeks because I have a cold, a double ear infection, and a sinus infection. I miss it bruh...

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>>11305945
Ahh perfect breakfast

>> No.11306329

>>11306051
Drink all day. Serious answer.

>> No.11306791

>>11306279
>by definition
Fuck off with you, moron.

>> No.11306855

>>11306280
I swear that episode is one of my favorites and one of their best.

>> No.11306863

>>11306855
Agreed, I haven't seen any of the new seasons. I hope it hasn't gone to shit.

>> No.11307015

>>11305875
a keg is literally just a big can dumbshit

>> No.11307041

>>11306322
I wish I was one of those guys who just smoke and feel fine, then die at 60, but I am already feeling shitty.

>> No.11307047

>>11305828
I unironically start my day with energy drink, red bull though not monster

>> No.11307129

putting that in a glass made it taste even worse to me

>> No.11307988

>>11305875
Aluminum Recycles, glass doesn’t near me.

>> No.11308013

>>11305875
lol maybee 15 years ago, cans are far superior to bottled and equivalent to draft now

>> No.11308424

>>11306084
>Get rear ended
>Car flips
>Ambulance arrives and brings you to the hospital
>This is your nurse responsible for your care
What'chu you know about that?

>> No.11308438

>>11305949

I would have to agree with him unfortunately, you sound like a pretentious sissy.

>> No.11308461

>>11306084
>Pukes after 10 mins on a single 40
How?

>> No.11308474

>>11305949
yeah fuck off sissyboy

>> No.11308478

>>11308461
Dat high gravity

>> No.11308512

>>11308478
To be honest they don't sell the 40s anywhere near me but I get 2 25ozs just to start the night these days

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>>11306322
>tfw caffeine addiction
>manage to not have any coffee today
>feel like shit all day
>get depressed due to events that folded out throughout the day
>think about having a smoke when I get home
>end up not
>now it's 11:06 PM
I mean nothing's stopping me from walking out now and having a smoke, but I'm afraid of my neighbors seeing me. I never really know what to do while I smoke. Browse twitter?

>> No.11308549

>>11306051
>>11306329
Enjoy your wet brain and DTs.

>> No.11308591

>>11308549
Your brain is already wet dumbass

>> No.11308593

>*creak*
>Opens basement door
>*click*
>Turn on a small table lamp
>*unzip*
>*fap fap fap*
>Jerk off to get hard
>*whimper*
>Slid it in slowly
>*tears*
>Muffle the cries with a my hand over her mouth
>"hey Bill, when will you be back up?"
>"in a minute Hillary"
that first child of the day

>> No.11308603

>>11308549
Alcohol tolerance is also a total bitch.
>>11306329
If you do this, it’s great for a bit but after like six or nine months you start to just not feel it anymore. When I drink now I have to slam shots with a timer that goes off every five minutes or so (for an hour and a half or so), to feel actually drunk. If I don’t drink that fast it only makes me feel less shitty and shakey, not pleasurable.

>> No.11308961

/steel/ chads run this board

>> No.11309403

>>11305875
Brainlet.

>> No.11309409

>>11308593
God I wish that were me

>> No.11309840

>>11308593
what the hell dude

>> No.11309881

>>11308593
>when will you be back up
She wanted to know...because IT WAS HER TURN

>> No.11309891

>>11309881
based and redpilled

>> No.11309964

Looks good. My Moms was being weak so I couldn't get none.

>> No.11309976

>>11305828
Nobody is satisfied pouring that piss in their mouth op. Shit, I'd bet you've never even tasted one before, you just thought this was a funny meme. Fucking zoomers.

>> No.11310653

some of the posts here i dont get