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Hello,

I have a question. How is it to be fat? Do you like it?
I want to go from 185 to 225 and what to know what to expect?
Of course all the Nice and delicious food.

>> No.11305571

>>11305560
Not really
The best way to gain weight is to drink soda and eat processed foods
if you don't like soda, try juice or beer

>> No.11305575

Carbs, beer and sedentary lifestyle and you'll be fat in a year.

>> No.11305577

How the fuck does Harvey Weinstein keep getting away with it!!

>> No.11305589

>>11305560
>what to expect?
Needing a new wardrobe.

>> No.11305602
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11305602

>sit down on the floor to play with my 2 yr old niece
>The physical exertion of getting down onto the floor frightens my niece and she runs away.
>I'm stuck on the fuckin floor and can't get up again
>my dad can't get me up on his own so he gets his 70 yr old neighbour to help
>i'm 27

Its so difficult/expensive to get drunk when you're as big as me. I think all the booze gets absorbed in the fat

>> No.11305854

>>11305602
How heavy are you anon?

>> No.11305866

i hated it
every day was a struggle
would drive over to walmart every 4 days and stock up on microwaveable foods and soda
saw a webm on /v/ that changed my life(1 copy of nier automata please) and now im slowly but surely losing the fat by eating better and actually doing some exercise
its gonna be a lengthy road to recovery but ill make it
we all will make it

>> No.11305994

>>11305602
have you tried buttchugging it instead?

>> No.11306010

It's not that bad.
I don't drink soda or liquid calories other than milk though.

>> No.11306124

>>11305560
The juice got me fat. Day 2 of not drinking. Wish me luck

>> No.11306154

>>11306124
Good luck anon. You will make it

>> No.11306182

>>11305560
You'd think at that point shirts would just be advertised as curtains. Fat people may as well throw sheets around them like togas since that's all what 5X shirts are.

>> No.11306199

>>11306124
You just need to think about what makes you drink and whether or not an outside force would help.
Drank a fifth of liquor every weekend but school + work gives me almost no time off since I don't want to be drunk/hungover during work or school. The court-mandated absolute sobriety helps too.

>> No.11306218

>>11305560
I used to be fat and let me tell you it sucks. You'll gain weight slowly enough that you won't realize how bad it is until it's too late. You will be tired, out of breath, lethargic, sweaty and in pain, especially joint pain. It sneaks up on you letting you think you're "healthy fat" then in 6 months you're fucked and basically crippled. It's much harder to lose weight but its always possible even if you can't exercise.

>> No.11306235

>>11305560
People who are obese are not usually eating delicious food. It's usually just packed with sugar or carbs causing the addiction that assumes pleasure.
Sugar is a bitch to get rid of. I work out 4 days a week, in good shape and eat as healthy as possible, but some days, I still have 1 sugar in my coffee and tea because I can't stand stevia.

Wishing you all good health xo

>> No.11306239

>>11305560
I used to be 360 lbs and went down to 205 so far. My body is a wreck, but whatever.
Being fat sucks. I was raised obese and never knew what it was like to be a normal weight, so I didn't understand how bad it was. I had headaches all the time and would easily get frustrated. I had a physical job and my legs would hurt all the time. They don't make nice clothes for fatasses either.

>> No.11306331
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11306331

lmao

>> No.11306349

>>11306331
Is touching himself over his pants?

>> No.11306365

>>11306331
el ogro del amazonas......

>> No.11306369

any former fat people here?

>> No.11306375

like 60% of this board is fat fucks who've never cooked and just like looking at pictures of food.

>> No.11306376

>>11305560
>>11306331
I actually feel bad for those women. Not only do they have to dine with disgusting slobs, they have to eat at a fucking hardee's on top of that. They will be shitting their tight shorts before they can reach the bathroom.

>> No.11306384

>>11306376
hardees is based

>> No.11306400

I used to be nearly 400lbs and I subsisted off of fast food and takeout. Now I weight the same as you and I am trapped in a floppy loose skin suit.

Don't do it man. It's not worth it. I eat much tastier and better food now I just cook for myself instead.

>> No.11306450

>>11306384
For the 10 minutes it stays in your system.

>> No.11306568

>>11306450
>i cant digest properly

>> No.11306575
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>>11306568
>my body is used to digesting plastic

>> No.11306588
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i want to lay on a fat man like he's a bean bag

>> No.11306617

>>11305560
Sucks dick yo
Everyone looks at you like you're disgusting(you are)
Erectile problems and general performance issues even if you manage to find a skank low enough to fuck your fat ass
Get winded doing literally everything
Looking down becomes a chore as your fat pushes up on your windpipe
Gotta get new clothes
BO becomes a real problem and your hygeine needs basically double if you don't want to smell like a hookers cunt
It blows dude, don't do it
I'm always tempted to give up on being fit but I quickly remember all this bullshit
Plus its nice just getting laid desu

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>>11306617
>Plus its nice just getting laid desu
I'm in good shape and still don't get laid

>> No.11306673

>>11305866
Fuck yeah, anon. Keep it up!

>> No.11306698

>>11306376
>I actually feel bad for those women
Why? They're getting paid for it. They can order what they want (that probably be a salad though). Seems like an easy job to me. Plenty of jobs deserving of sympathy, but not this.

>> No.11306703

>>11306698
They won't even order a salad. They will just sit there awkwardly as big buford shoves $20 of hardee's down his gullet talking about his favorite anime.

>> No.11306705

>>11306588
The bowel contractions are like a massage. If they don't throw you off.

>> No.11306709

>>11306637
I mean... do you try?
if you put in the effort and don't be fat it's way easier than people make it out to be

>> No.11306720

>>11306709
I went bald and didn't age well. I got it in when I was young though so i'm ok with it.

>> No.11306721
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>>11306709
This.
Most girls can't run that fast, or have the stamina to stay ahead.

>> No.11306857

>>11305560
Phew, typing makes me out of breath!

>> No.11306869

>>11306376
yeah it must be awful making good money and having no real talent

>> No.11306872

I have a question that has bothered me for a while. Once you get to a point when you can't wipe your ass... what the fuck do you do? You probably have shits like twice a day. Do you use a garden hose as a bidet or what? Do you just go around stinking like shit?

>> No.11306873

>>11306588
r u a cute girl?

>> No.11306879

>>11306869
>they make on average $50-150 a game
>good money
fucking kek, they are paid for their lack of talent accordingly.

>> No.11306880

>>11306709
I don't think being fat has much to do with it. Most women seem to have some preference for not dating fatties, but mostly they want a guy with money and status.

>> No.11306882

It's a lot like running out of breath while thinking "i could kick that guy's ass"

Also trying to do normal shit you did before is a lot more strenuous. I suggest also taking up smoking.

>> No.11306892

>>11306879
Really? If this is true then I have a little more faith in the world. Those skanks shouldn't be paid good money. Unfortunately, most of them will still manage to marry some well off guy with a real job.

>> No.11306903

>>11306892
that's NFL cheerleader pay. NBA cheerleader pay is like 50-70.

It's basically a modelling/whoring audition.

>> No.11306910

>>11306892
They obviously get into the business to trap a professional athlete. Would you expect anything less from very obvious thots?

>> No.11306929

Everything takes more energy to perform compared to your healthy peers.

A single flight of stairs winds me. Anything involving any sort of agility is off the table. I'm afraid to stand on anything for fear of breaking it somehow.

Other than that its not too bad. You get used to your bigger dimensions and unless you think about it or are actively looking at yourself its kind of easy to forget you're a fat slob most of the time.

>> No.11306939

>>11305560
I was never to the level of obesity (on the BMI chart) but I was definitely overweight until I lost the excess weight some years ago. Honestly, it didn't feel all that different, though it is a lot easier to exercise for prolonged periods of time now. I used to have a hard time running, now I don't. Finding clothing was more of an issue but not too bad as I'm American and fatness is common here.

What kills me though is that I never ate a ton of junk or large portions and I was still fat. I just have to eat in really tiny amounts now, even less than the thin people around me. And I skip lunch. Being slim is worth it in every way but it's just really unfortunate that I can't eat like a normal person.

Expect that people will treat you a lot worse too OP.

>> No.11306950

>>11306939
BMI is such a meme. When I am 6' 175lbs and I look like the fucking machinist and bmi says i'm obese. The worst indicator of weather someone is overweight or not.

>> No.11306964

>>11306637
I think you need a shorter hair style

I'm gay btw I know what I'm talking about

>> No.11307028

>>11306964
Oh that's not me, that is a different person with autism

>> No.11307181

I'm pretty overweight and flabby, used to be a lot fatter. I don't really enjoy it, I mostly feel disgust at myself.

You don't get fat from eating nice and delicious food, you get fat from mindlessly consuming crap. There's no joy in it.

>> No.11307217

>>11305994
when's the lat time you think I could reach my butt, chucklefuck?

>> No.11307244

>>11307217
bribe some firemen to do it for you then

>> No.11307484

>>11306400
it's called water fasting, you dumb retard.

learn some self control and let water fasting, something the medical jew hates, to eat that skin.

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>>11306880
Not gonna lie,,, you a dummy

>> No.11308274

I'm almost 600 pounds. It sucks desu

>> No.11308296

>>11308274
lmao

>> No.11308315

>>11308296
Don't laugh at me :(

>> No.11308324

>>11305560
My skin used to hurt a lot since it was ripping. It went away since its all ripped out I guess. Also expect lots of pimples on your legs and shit
Also mad fucking chaffing. I swear to god on a hot day when I have different underwear on my thighs look like a 13 year old emo girl took a knife to them.

>> No.11308341

>>11306331
CHI

>> No.11308349

>>11305575

Picked up about 40 lbs doing this. Couldn't fit my clothes, wore a coat all year, let myself GO.

>> No.11308354

I was bordering obese at 233 pounds, but got myself into gear after feeling sorry for my fat lardass. Down 12 pounds so far, doing keto and swimming.

It fucking sucks. DO NOT get fat if you love yourself.

>> No.11308356

>>11305602
Fucking what? I just started my first 8hr a day walking job and the only things hurt is one of my knees after so many days. I'm 380lbs.

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>>11308274

>> No.11308361

>>11308274
>>11308296
>>11308315
everyone laugh at the whale
hahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.11308371

>>11308354
>bordering at 233
How tall are you? How much BF%? You were already obese. Obese is 30+lbs overweight dude.

>> No.11308372

>>11308274
Post hands or legs for proof

>> No.11308381

>>11308274
what did you eat today?

>> No.11308402

>>11308354
Hell yeah man I'm doing literally the same shit now, I'm 6 ft was 245 about 9 months ago now 191, I swim every other day for about an hour and run for about 5 miles on the other days. Also doing a mix of intermittent fasting plus CLA and L "carnitine" (can't remember spelling) have speed up the process real well,

>> No.11308545

>>11305560
6’3”, 210. i’m pretty much the very definition of skinnyfat

>> No.11308752

>>11305560
I once gained 10 kgs over my normal weight of 85. It was hell. I was tired, I started having trouble bending down to tie my shoes,suddenly I started having headaches, I felt that my heart was doing more work almost all the time. And I just went from normal weight to overweight territory. Do not recommend. Everything went back to the norm when I lost that 10 kgs.

>> No.11309025

>>11307484
He's right anon, the water fasting promotes autophagy of unnecessary skin cells.

>> No.11309241

I'm 6'1," 170 lbs. I need to stop drinking. I was 155 before I started drinking too much.

>> No.11309416
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11309416

no one is asking the important questions: how did you guys get so fat? why didn't you stop when you were midway into eternal damnation like when you got to 280lbs or something?

>> No.11309449

>>11308274
Post hooves

>> No.11309503

>>11305866
Post the webm.

>> No.11309507

>>11309503
he means this one >>11304263

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>>11309241
>6'1 155lbs

>> No.11309510

Lost 100 pounds this year, I'm so fucking scared of loose skin.

>> No.11309702

>>11306400
I'm also stuck with loose skin and was almost as big as you. I have to lose a little more weight, but I'm short and don't have much hope for my skin to even somewhat look normal.

>>11307484
>>11309025
I hope you guys are right because I've yet to see proof of someone who used to be massive, lost the weight and water fasted. When I see someone mention it, it's always some man who was only losing 40 lbs or a woman trying to get rid of belly fat.
I'm trying to do it, but I can't go more than 5 days without eating until I feel like I'm going to pass out. Don't even mention snake piss.

>> No.11309725

>>11305560

I'm 5'11 and I didn't really notice being fat as an impediment until about 260ish maybe? I hit 285 and putting socks was a struggle, as was getting up from like couches and bed.
Back down to 250 now. 3 years ago I was 185. Hope to be there again someday.

>> No.11309729

I ate nothing but carbs, junk food, sweets and soda for over ten years, barely exercised and I still never got past 100kg. How much do americans eat to reach those human bean bag shapes? It's scary.

>> No.11309749

>>11306637
Lower your standards. Get on Tinder and swipe right on everything, you'll get some butterfaces that are at least nice to fuck, or cute chubby girls with friendly personalities eventually.

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>>11308274
haha, is this you?

>> No.11309856

>manager at Burger King
>one of the managers is a fat fuck who's easily 300 lbs
>brings a stick of celery to work
>extra box of chicken fries on the heat chute
>proceeds to eat that and a pancake box full of fries drenched in spicy sauce or something
Yeah a lot of good that fucking celery did, you fat bitch.

>> No.11309858

>>11306873
no

>> No.11309886

>>11309510
Don't worry buddy you'll get it

>> No.11309907

>>11305560
THICCN.com

>> No.11309996

>>11309749
>tinder
do i have to...

>> No.11310003

>>11309856
>they open a Burger King like 3 blocks from my house
>day 1 the manager looks like a regular healthy dude
>6 months later he's like 150lbs heavier

Never work fast food lol

>> No.11310016

i'm on a dirty bulk right now. i've gained over 20 pounds in a little over a month, and i feel like complete shit. i'm always tired and my brain feels groggy, i don't have the energy i did before i started this, and i'm starting to get too fat for my clothes.

i'm debating whether i should stop this and just go back to being ottermode. it's not fun at all.

>> No.11310026

I'm not that fat, but I'm fat. 6'4 and 240lbs. When I was a teenager it was my biggest insecurity. Now I don't even care. I think being big adds character actually.

>> No.11310043

>>11305560
>How is it to be fat? Do you like it?
It's... comfortable, once you get used to it. Simple things will cause minor aches and pains. Being tired for no reason is a thing.

>>11310016
Dude, if you felt good and healthy before, go back to what you were doing.

>> No.11310072

>>11306376
They don't actually eat anything. They have multiple "photo ops" during the event. It's not a 1-on-1 date situation. There are "no-touching" rules. They'll sit briefly with the poor mung and sip on a diet soda or a water, then do the photo with them, and move on. It's a mass produced marketing stunt for the team and Carls Jr. This is prolly the closest these goons will ever get to a young attractive female in their entire life.

>> No.11310114

I stopped eating in restaurants and lost 140 pounds and stabilized at 180. It's weird I can eat anything I want now and not gain weight.

>> No.11310146
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>>11306369
I was fat as a kid, lost it all and was skinnyfat in high school, got fat again in college, got /fit/ for a couple years, now I'm out of shape but not obese.

The biggest difference is how people treat you. I went from being completely invisible to having random chicks come up to talk to me, hold open doors for me, give me a free size upgrade at coffee shops. It made me more uncomfortable than anything.

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>>11308274
A-are you a girl?

>> No.11310164

Don't get fat. Being fat sucks.

>> No.11310184

>>11306872
Probably something similar to
Https://youtu.be/jSJQEl5vcAo

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>>11308315
ahHAHAHAhahiiiIIIIIAHHAHAAaaaa

>> No.11310608

>>11310154
N-no...
I am a boy

>> No.11311170

Hey /ck/, OP here,

Maybe the question was wrong. I want to get big Not fat.
But keep going, i liked your posts.

>> No.11311587

>>11306872
My dad was morbidly obese and used a long-handed serving spoon to, uh, scoop. I didn't even question having a spoon in the bathroom when I was little.

>> No.11311609

>>11308356
your feet don't hurt? how old are you? im 25 y.o. and 330lbs feet hurt instantly

>> No.11311646

>>11309416
I was raised by fat parents and never knew what normal was. I thought things like "surely nobody eats vegetables every day, that's just unrealistic." My school didn't help because it was just pizza and fries every day or something similar. The only times I had an example of how other people ate it was pretty much always special occasions with high calorie food and big portions. The one time I witnessed anything different was staying with a friend for a weekend and I brought some candy to share. Turned out her family were health nuts so I ate like they did and hid the candy. Then by the last day I broke down and ate a bunch of the candy in their bathroom where I wouldn't be caught. You'll not be surprised that I was obese by 14.

>> No.11311915

I have fluctuated in fitness drastically over my life, I have never tipped the obesity threshold but there is a direct correlation between how fit you are and how you feel. Presently a little paunchy and I can hardly even stand that. Being obese seems like it would be literal hell

>> No.11312035

>>11311170
Chug those oats and turkey breasts and keep lifting

>> No.11312068

>>11309996
You could try going out to hit on random chicks but seriously just use Tinder if all you want is someone to fuck

>> No.11312279

>>11310146
Wait so you prefer being fat?

>> No.11312305

How do I reprogram my taste buds to think unhealthy shit is goddamn disgusting and healthy shit isn't god damn disgusting?

>> No.11312496

>>11312305
Eat only when you are truly hungry, not just craving food

>> No.11312545

>>11312305
The easiest way to do a taste bud reset is not to eat any refined sugar or anything with added sugars for a couple weeks. Then even formerly bland tasting vegetables will taste good.

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It's hard to control the cravings how do I stop eating

Reeeeeeeeeee

>> No.11312711

>>11312068
is tinder only for sex or can i expect to find a relationship out of it

>> No.11312747

>>11305560
Women actually dress like this for their jobs and then wonder why society treats them like objects.

>> No.11312837

>>11305560
Why the fuck would you want to get fatter?

>> No.11312840

>>11312620
I go to /cgl/ and look at the fat ugly people being posted in their "ita" threads so I don't eat. Alternatively go watch Boogie on youtube.

>> No.11313015

>>11308274
Jesus dude

>> No.11313033

>>11305560
it fucking sucks don't do it

>> No.11313267

>>11311609
Besides exercise more and loae weight get shoes with better soles

>> No.11313668

>>11312305
Learning how to cook is important and besides spices and garlic have little to no calories. If you're a picky eater, you're fucked. Stop being faggot about food and eat proper food and not redneck garbage like pizza and fries.
>>11312496
That's the worst! Set a eating schedule; between meals should be snacks that can be fruit because you literally can eat as much as you want.

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>>11312620

>Only wears green clothing
>Doesn't paint themselves as well entirely in green

It's like they're not even trying.

>> No.11313910

>>11312711
I met my current gf through tinder. The number of grills looking for just casual sex is actually smaller than you think.

>> No.11314104

>How is it to be fat?
Terrible
>Do you like it?
No, which is why I'm dieting and returned to the gym after years of being a sedentary fuck.

>> No.11314155

>>11305560
I've been doing nothing but gain weight since I got married. Like 30 lbs since July. I have a bit of a fat fetish (wife is already chubby and a great cook, hence all of this) and I really do like the way it feels. Ultimately, we're both going to go on a diet because we're running out of clothes that fit, but until then, I'm eating whatever I want every second of every day and it's pretty fucking great.

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>>11305560

He's addicted to Marijuana, and he eats at a 7/11

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>>11313720
I bet you tryhards aren't even tapping any of that elfpoon from the other side of the gate.

>> No.11315270

>>11314155
>Ultimately, we're both going to go on a diet
spoken like a true fatso

>> No.11315302

>>11305560
>How is it to be fat? Do you like it
I'm not morbidly obese and most people say that "I look fine" but I don't like the shape of my body.
It's tiring being fat. Its a lot better since I've started doing hard walks and rowing. Choosing new clothes is a fucking chore.
It's a fucking curse because I rarely hit the sweet spot where I'm both correctly fed and not hungry anymore.
I do not like it and would have liked my parents to me be stricter about food when I was in adolescence.
1,85m and 100kg

>> No.11315308

Don't do it. It isn't worth it and losing it is extremely difficult. I've been stuck in a limbo of losing 10 lbs then gaining it again after having lost an initial 40 lbs with my goal being to lose 110 lbs.

>> No.11315325

>>11314155
>we're both going to go on a diet
>we're running out of clothes that fit

>until then I'm eating whatever I want

why not start now? oh right you're a weak-willed moron.

>> No.11315361

>>11305560
did those ladies have to get in a threespoe with that man as part of his reward?

>> No.11315386

>>11314155
You don't feel like a miserable piece of shit? I'm 6'0" and hit 255 and I felt fuck awful. That was rock bottom and started to turn it around. If I gained 30lbs in 3 months I'd definitely feel like a piece of shit. Start now. Don't wait. Maybe you have to hit rock bottom first to really get it but I wouldn't wait.