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What'll it be today sir?
I will have the most pretentious drink you offer thank you very much.
>>11303819Just a bottle of Asahi please.
>>11303819Do you got any protein shakes
White man's bourbon
>>11303819>spamming this thread on /b/ and multiple other boardsneck yourself
>>11303847That's at least pretty interesting to watch. I guess it probably just tastes like wood though.
>>11303819Choice whisky with your beautiful ice gem, Ueno-san.
>>11303847Its a little over the top in terms of presentation but would probably taste nice if you like smokey flavored things
>>11303861>>11303886Thank you sir that will be $120 plus tip.
Scotch whisky, single malt, neat.
>>11303922Never mind fuck that you could probably do it at home for that price then you'll still have enough booze and stuff to make at least ten more
>>11303973>what is any drink at a bar
Gin Gibson neat, well.
>>11303819Can i get some 7up and some gin?
>>11303819bits and bubs, pls thx :-)
>>11303819Milk mah nigga!
>>11303973What I mean is that yeah I don't mind paying extra for a drink at a bar, to a certain extent. Generally if it's only one drink I'm not going to pay more that about $20 subject to what bar I'm at and what I'm ordering of course. Though I would be more inclined to pay more if it was a expensive whiskey or something.
>>11303985Do you fuck your brother?
>>11303990YOU WILL CAAAAAAAAAAALL HER!!!!!
>>11303990ofc gotta keep the McPoyle bloodline pure
5 fingers of kilchoman.Don't judge me. I'm a German, Irish, Cherokee hybrid.
>>11304387*blocks everyone's path*
>>11304411Lol, I’ve heard it pisses people off and that the city wants to buy it.I live in Saint Paul so that’s pretty much all I know about it.
>>11303819Hi-C.On the rocks.
>>11304432wran brurdrieser for yu
Beer and tonic
>>11303819https://youtu.be/mnnbDeVC_roWhat's with his smirk?
2 double bourbons
>>11303819beer. neat, with a lemon twist.
>>11303819Ozeki One Cup
>>11303819Since I'm white I'll just have all of your women.
>>11303819Hennessy XO and a Macanudo lad, it's been a long day.
>Has unique cocktail listWhatever drink is farthest from anything I've had>Good back-bar but meh beer listNeat pour of some rye or Jamaican rum>Brewery/beer barA flight or a hefeweizen/saison>Dive barHigh Life and a shot of Malort/Fernet
>>11305302Do you think Anri and Hitomi bully Kaho haha like imagine them smothering her with their even-larger boobs haha asking for a friend
>>11303819it's early so Guinness please
Steel Reserve on the rocks
Still have to have dinner but I think I will have a Caol Ila 18 after that while watching a film.
>>11303819I'll have your finest car milk, my good man.
what’ll it be today sir
>>11303922There is no tip in Japan you pleb.
>>11303819let me tell you my troubles and maybe you can tell me what the drink will be
>>11306542what’ll it be today sir
I'll take your finest semen infused kombucha thank you very much
>>11306550what’ll it be today sir
I'll have the milk steak with a side of your finest jellybeans
>>11306543my wife's pregnant, my boss doesn't do his job, i'm tired all the time, and i don't enjoy video games like i used to. there's unspoken pressure from my parents to feel happy and appreciate the blessings in my life, but i feel overwhelmed by the burden to perform, both for society and my loved ones. i used to enjoy laphroaig but now whenever i drink it i think of my ex. i wish i'd cashed out my investments before the bitcoin bubble popped because i could've bought a house or gone traveling. instead i'm following in my parents' footsteps of mediocrity and self-imposed slavery, and the only solace i find is in the bottom of a glass. i'd like something whimsical, that will distract me from the crushing onus of life, and instill me with a joy however ephemeral. but i also just want high proof bourbon. is there anything like that?
>>11306581what’ll it be today sir
>>11306594fuck it i'll just drink at home, it's cheaper
I'll have a Mike's Hard lemonade and tonic on the rocks, please. I feel like getting absolutely hammered tonight after a long, hard day at work.
what’ll it be today air
>>11306604What’ll it be today sir?
An old fashioned please, my good man.
>>11306642what’ll it be today sir
>>11306674what’ll it be today. sir ?>>11306674
>>11303819A Diet virgin cuba libre, on the rocks.
>>11306729what’llit be today sir
>>11303819Either the Bunnahabhain or the Benriach right above it. Wait a fucking second, I'm in Japan. Give me your best Nikkas, Yamazaki's and Hibikis and what else there is. Since I'm in Japan I'm clearly a richfag and money is not an issue. So give me some fineass cigars folded a thousand times just like Japanese sword and tell me where I can get the kinkiest whores in town.
>>11306988THE MCPOYLES SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
>>11303819>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui7OVsgQRnMThe price of your best whisky.If it's affordable, I'll take it. If it's not, I'll have your most popular.Straight.
>>11303819I'll have a Rum and Orange juice on the rocks.
Rum and coke please.
The loli special please.
>>11306604I got a job as a bartender specifically so I could drink for free in a bar every weekend. Feels gud man
>>11303819give me your finest youtube video of a fancy drink while i have cheap gin mixed with gatorade
>>11303819A pint glass filled with over proof rum please
>call it the classic laddie when you killed the actual classic to sell a non age statement for the same priceI cannot wait for the whisky bubble to burst.
A single plum in perfume in a man's hat.
>>11307080This guy sounds like a proper cunt Likely works a shitty dive bar
>>11306540Okay, that will still be $120 then you mong.
>>11303819Just give me a big bird, whiskey.
>>11308014Number Eight *BRAAAP* Number Eight *BRAAAP* Number Eight *BRAAAP* Number Eight *BRAAAP*
Pan galatic gargle blaster please
>>11304403>German, Irish, Cherokee hybridyou can just say american
>>11305707AHAHAAHA LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT AND LAUGH
>>11308683it comes with a free uber ride to the nearest head trauma clinic
>>11306581Modified Whiskey Sour1 egg white2 dashes Angostura Bitters.75oz lemon juice.75oz simple syrup.5oz choice Amaretto (I stick to Disoronno)1.5oz choice high proof Bourbon (Even Williams Bonded works very well)To emulsify the egg and give the drink a frothy texture, build the ingredients in a shaker and shake without ice. Add ice, shake, and double strain into a chilled cocktail glass using a tea strainer. The Amaretto compliments the sweeter characteristics found in most Bourbons, giving the drink an overall desert-like experience.
>>11303819do any of the drinks behind the bartender actually get used or are they for show? Like can you order a shot from one of them or what?
>>11309979Of course they are to be used either as a shot, straight or specified as an ingredient in a cocktail. General rule is the higher up the more expensive the booze will be.
>>11305707>it's a chicago fag doesn't realize how flyover he is episode
>>11310011Yes and no on this. The bottles are organized by type of spirit while generally in order of least to most expensive. Grouping them together makes them way easier to reference for guests and waaaaaaaay easier for bartenders to immediately snag.That said, the OP pic did include Fernet Branca in the background. Great shot.
Three asahi super drys and a fanta
I'll have this relic, thanks
>>11306532i'll have a vodka martini instead
I'll take a iroshimaIt really destroys you, and fucks you up for a long time after
Scotch and water, hold the scotch
>>11303819Sazerac, with cognac.
>>11303819No I don't want water I'll have a beer please
>>11303819Death in the Afternoon, keep them coming.
a can of your cheapest beer, and if you don't mind I'm gonna go smoke this joint behind the bar.Anyone is welcome to join.
>>11304432With a lemon twist.
Did vodka bro ever make it?
>>11312479Did he make it?Is he still around
>>11303819Merlot Red Wine or the driest red wine you have.
>>11309794I've hear a better way is to do the shake without ice after you have done the shake with ice then not to double strain as that ruins the froth somewhat.
>>11313050what’ll itbeb today sir
just give me the fucking bottle you ching chong nip nong motherfucker
>>11303819Your life savings
Tall glass1 shot vermouth Fill to top with aromatic bittersmicrowave 30 seconds or until warmAdd 7 green olives
wat'lt be tooday srir
>>11303847>tfw it tastes like shit
>>11303847The best part is the glass butt plug.
>>11303819Double of scotch, pint of bitter and a packet of Squadron Leader, cheers.
>>11303819a rich meme stout for the same price as a piss lager.
>>11303819gamer girl pee
A prettier barmaid who will listen to my troubles. Pint of bitter, double whisky and a packet of pork scratchings.
>>11305707>drinking fernet alonenot even fucking italians drink that and even in south america they just mix it with coke so it doesn't taste like shit
>>11303819One of everything
>>11303847>tfw everytime see a glass cork I think of buttplug
>>11303819One of those "webum maymay drinks" i keep hearing about.
>>11315703wahtll it be tofay
>>11303819what’ll it be today sir
>>11303819a bottle of rectified spirit please. i can't take it anymore.
>>11306540In bars, there kinda is but it works differently. If a customer wants to show gratitude to a bartender they buy a drink for the bartender. It's not that common though and not expected at all, but about once or twice a week I have someone buy me a glass of beer or whisky when I'm workingt. Japanese bartender
>>11303819What’ll it be today sir
baileys in a shoe
>>11303819PLEASE ANYTHING TO END THIS HELL. I WANT TO STOP DRINKING.
>>11316578What would you like today sir?
>>11304543Should have double strained that. There's ice bits in it.
>>11316585a shot of wild turkey and the cheapest beer you've got. LET THIS SUFFERING END PLEASE!
>>11303819Water no ice
>>11303819Dirty martini, three olives
>>11318198What’ll it be today si
>>11318198>Martini.Honestly just drink a good chilled gin. You don't need the vermouth.
>>11319451what’ll it be today sir
>>11319573what’ll it be today sir
>>11319581Take a pint glass, fill it with gin, give me some ice and and a slice of cucumber in it.
>>11303847so henny and a blunt for like 2 grand, gotcha.put it on my tab
>>11320365what’ll it be today sir
>>11315220lol what clearly you've never been to Italy. I go through a bottle of fernet a month just after dinner or before bed
>>11303857Take up the White Man’s burden—Send forth the best ye breed—Go send your sons to exileTo serve your captives' needTo wait in heavy harnessOn fluttered folk and wild—Your new-caught, sullen peoples,Half devil and half childTake up the White Man’s burdenIn patience to abideTo veil the threat of terrorAnd check the show of pride;By open speech and simpleAn hundred times made plainTo seek another’s profitAnd work another’s gainTake up the White Man’s burden—And reap his old reward:The blame of those ye betterThe hate of those ye guard—The cry of hosts ye humour(Ah slowly) to the light:"Why brought ye us from bondage,“Our loved Egyptian night?”Take up the White Man’s burden-Have done with childish days-The lightly proffered laurel,The easy, ungrudged praise.Comes now, to search your manhoodThrough all the thankless years,Cold-edged with dear-bought wisdom,The judgment of your peers!Source: Rudyard Kipling, “The White Man’s Burden: The United States & The Philippine Islands, 1899.” Rudyard Kipling’s Verse: Definitive Edition (Garden City, New York: Doubleday, 1929).
>>11308517Fat guys in the alcohol scene somehow attract the worst of the worst. He's probably seen a dude die before. And he's right about some of that stuff that I can vouch for.I worked at a liquor store over the Summer and people would tell me the craziest shit. I even had some older woman showing me the nudes on her phone within minutes of meeting her. Alcohol has done some fucked up shit to a lot of people's minds these days. No doubt about it.
>>11319451Dry vermouth adds a little something to the drink to round it off. Not everyone is a huge fan, but I prefer it personally.
>>11303847>tfw you had something like this in Osaka
>>11319593what’ll it be today sir
>>11307080Sounds like he works at a dive bar, which is great if I am in the mood for it. Also he is right if the bar is packed and you just ask for O whatever is good, thats a fuck you to the bartender. If its a nice cocktail bar, and the bartender has time to talk and can ask you some flavor questions then go for it.