/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11302030]

Everyone on twitter is laughing at my mac n cheese recipe. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.11302032]

>>11302030
that's beautiful but dumb

[Anonymous No.11302033]

>>11302030
I like it. You could have smashed them a bit though.

[Anonymous No.11302037]

>>11302030
Doesn't seem like much of a friend to me.

[Anonymous No.11302040]

>>11302030
It's a cool idea tbqh

[Anonymous No.11302060]

>>11302030
>IS NOT OKAY
That's extremely okay, actually. I'm doing this JUST because you went out of your way to show me a picture of it.
>not calling them out by name
Because you're too much of a poor pussy bitch so you're willing to keep your head down to get free food that you apparently don't enjoy?

[Anonymous No.11302063]

NO ONE FUCKING CARES

[Anonymous No.11302068]

>>11302030
>get a scoop
>flick goldfish off

I mean I'd just eat the goldfish myself, it's not a big deal.

[Anonymous No.11302126]

>huwite ppl amirite?

[Anonymous No.11302134]

>>11302030
t. the race that probably invented koolaid pickles

[Anonymous No.11302137]

>>11302030
what's the deal with goldfish?

[Anonymous No.11302138]

>>11302030
Looks like they spent a bunch of time on it and it probably tastes fine anyway.

Fucking niggers.

[Anonymous No.11302144]

>don't use crackers for a gratin!
T. nigger

[Anonymous No.11302155]

>>11302030
why is literally everything abut identity politics for leftists, like how the fuck do you possibly spin this as a race thing?

[Anonymous No.11302209]

>>11302137
Haha. I dont know. What?

[Anonymous No.11302220]

>>11302030

[Anonymous No.11302229]

>>11302030
I grew up not really eating mac and cheese is this something people do like take a box of kraft and put breadcrumbs on the top? I dont get why you would do that.

[Anonymous No.11302230]

>>11302155
>leftists

Are you literally retarded? Go to /pol/ some time. They avoid all the real issues and will literally sell themselves and their children out if they think it's somehow "saving the white race".

[Anonymous No.11302231]

>>11302229
Not everyone eats kraft, dum dum. And baked mac and cheese with a bread crumb crust is delicious.

[Anonymous No.11302237]

>>11302030
I do the same thing but I crunch them up and mix with melted butter to crisp and brown them up better

[Anonymous No.11302263]

>>11302030
If you really need some translation from normanese Hes saying:
>flyovers

[Anonymous No.11302285]

A Jew being racist. Geez I get enough if this irl maybe take it to pol you oven dodger

[Anonymous No.11302288]

>>11302155
It's called banter you faggot

[Anonymous No.11302296]

>>11302030
You'd think the Irish Republican Army would have nabbed @ira

Maybe they're not allowed to have an account.

[Anonymous No.11302303]

>>11302288
You think the black guy would laugh if his white friend said "I'm not going to name my black friend who did this but Koolaid in the fried chicken crumbs is not okay!".

[Anonymous No.11302308]

>>11302303
>being white
>having even a single Black Friend™
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.11302349]

>>11302030
Fucking wypipo!!!

[Anonymous No.11302351]

>>11302220

>Retards
>Developmentally disabled
>Children
>Autists
>Black women

[Anonymous No.11302367]

Hateful blacks

[Anonymous No.11302423]

>>11302220
>>11302351
I laughed, but we might have explained Britain.

>Pastry Between Two Slices of Bread
>French Fries Between Two Slices of Bread
>Fish, Breaded, with Fried Potatoes
Jesus. It's starch on starch massacre in bongland.

[Anonymous No.11302459]

Whites here sure don't know how to take a joke. I hate easily offended people.

[Anonymous No.11302471]

>>11302030
why do niggers always have to include skin color in everything

[Anonymous No.11302482]

>>11302459
I have people the use the words:
>whites
>here
>sure
>don't
>know
>how
>to
>take
>a
>joke
>I
>hate
>easily
>offended
>people
I hate you ;)

[Anonymous No.11302484]

>>11302471
It's all they know.

[Anonymous No.11302562]

>>11302030
I like it; tell that nigger to fuck off and that chitlins are literal shit.

[Anonymous No.11302767]

>>11302459
Insecurity about the fact they can't cook for shit and think the pinnacle of food are the walmart aisles of HFCS "food style products" that fill their fat bellys.

[Anonymous No.11302774]

>>11302220
>giiiiiirl u kno I been shittin weird
>sista u need 2 git dat co'n starch in u gurrrrl
>sheeeeeit in my baby daddy don't buy it I'll just steal it at da next blm rally
>girl just use yo food stamps
>gurrrrrrrrl u kno I done sold dem fo deez Jordan's I gots to look cute
>sheeeeeeit

[Anonymous No.11302855]

>>11302037
racial humiliation is what Makes America Great Again

[Anonymous No.11302960]

>>11302030
I've used cheez its as breadcrumbs on my mac and cheese before but I smashed them up into crumbs first.

[Anonymous No.11303391]

>>11302231
You go out of your way to make a childs dish from scratch?

[Anonymous No.11303508]

>>11302423
wtf seriously is that a donut between hamborger buns

[Anonymous No.11303516]

white ppo use more food stamps than blacks

[Anonymous No.11303524]

>>11302423
Can't beat a nice chip butty chap.

[Anonymous No.11303543]

>>11303391
t. retard

[Anonymous No.11303547]

>>11303516
That's because they don't sell them for other shit.

[Anonymous No.11303736]

>>11302030

I was never one to say nigger just for the sake of it but that post makes me want to start saying the most belligerently racist shit since its OK for him to do it.
Guess this is how every nog who ever browsed this place has felt.

[Anonymous No.11303751]

>>11302030
That is what edible obsessive comulsive disorder looks like. See a Dr, OP!

[Anonymous No.11303827]

>>11302030
Why are black people actually the most racist and disrespectful of all? Do they think they have a pass because they were the last race to be enslaved? But not really since arabs had Asian slaves into the 1980's? Could you imagine if I said something like 'not gonna call out the black guy here who soaked in jam in grape kool-aid' lol? but i also wouldn't do that because I don't even see race. just people. But ironically enough black people are more obsessed with racial identity politics and race than white people are or ever were. I guess it's inferiority complex

[Anonymous No.11303837]

>>11303827
>I don't even see race. just people.
Sounds like something a grand wizard would say!

[Anonymous No.11303841]

>>11302459
It's really more of the double standard involved here. A white person couldn't poke fun at a black person about their culinary tastes in the same way on twitter without being called racist. I don't think this is really racist at all, it's just a small judgement involving race, but a white person would not have the same freedom to express themselves. I'm also of the opinion no white person would really do this anyway (because white people don't care). But the fact remains it's a double standard.

[Anonymous No.11303843]

>>11302030
>racebaiting twitter shit

[Anonymous No.11303853]

I use goldfish as an ingredient all the time

try crunching up the pizza ones and use them as your breadcrumb the next time you make stuffed mushrooms

[Anonymous No.11303862]

>>11303827
>into the 1980's
Dude, Qatar's population is some absurd number like 70% SEA "migrant workers".

[Anonymous No.11304134]

My dad once made a mac and cheese caserole.

He layered the bottom of the glass pan with slices of a few different cheeses, then a layer of mac n cheese, another layer of random cheese slices, then more mac n cheese which is topped with a garlic butter soaked cheese its crumble.

It was amazing.

[Anonymous No.11304140]

That must have taken forever to align those.

[Anonymous No.11304156]

>>11303508
Nope.

Meat pastry. Emphasis on the pastry.

[Anonymous No.11304157]

>>11302030
Where I live, people have often sued tater tots that way. Guess the state.

[Anonymous No.11304174]

>>11302030
Thats a nice roasting pan. all-clad all the way

[Anonymous No.11304176]

>>11302220
>african american women
kek

[Anonymous No.11304185]

>>11303827
>I don't see race
Than you don't see the person. It's part of who they are.

[Anonymous No.11304192]

>>11303827

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmTHY_QnEdk

[Anonymous No.11304198]

>>11303516
Theres a lot more white people than black in america, you goober.

[Anonymous No.11304200]

Probably would be too salty but I'd still eat it.

[Anonymous No.11304202]

>>11302030
I might consider agreeing if they weren't meticulously arranged in that picture. That design is pretty fantastic work. It's worth at least trying, at that point. This would be like the ultimate entree to bring to or make for your children's birthday party. It would beat the shit out of the pizza they ordered.

[Anonymous No.11304205]

that would prob taste good

[Anonymous No.11304210]

unrelated to this this thread, I tried making macaroni and cheese with a roux and mix of cheeses, and while the sauce was fine initially, once I baked it there was absolutely no flavor in any of it. What went wrong?

[Anonymous No.11304253]

>>11304210
Did you taste the cheese sauce for salt? Did you salt the pasta water?

[Anonymous No.11304264]

>>11304210
i think you forgot the pasta and water

[Anonymous No.11304283]

>>11304210
>unrelated to this thread I tried making real food
That's unrelated to this board actually.
>what went wrong?
Salt with every step. Literally boil the noodles with salt as it's the only time they can absorb salt; it will sit on the surface after. Salt the roux. Salt the cheese sauce. Don't overdo shit but keep in mind delicious things are very salty. Fuck your FDA guidelines.

[Anonymous No.11304313]

>>11304283
I don't think your tongue works. Sad, because you can't really enjoy food anymore. Have fun with your salt, though. I guess.

[Anonymous No.11304342]

>>11304313
Guess what you and old white folk have in common?

[Anonymous No.11304379]

>>11304342
I don't know, but you can't cook. If you need a lot of salt to bring flavors out, you're fucking up. You're like a teenage kid whooping down the street on a BMX with a leather jacket and training wheels.

[Anonymous No.11304422]

>>11304379
Oh yay, another nu-wave fag cook. How are those new African replacements for quinoa treating you? Tell us more about how raw flavors of vegetables are so much better.

Every celebrated cuisine in the world leans heavily on salt. Even in Asia their best dishes load up on it. Fuck on off.

[Anonymous No.11304445]

>>11302296
underrated post

also Sinn Féin probably has a Twitter.

[Anonymous No.11304472]

>>11302296
>>11304445
Update, they do have a Twitter.

[Anonymous No.11304473]

>niggers too cool for goldfish
makes sense, coming from an upbringing of such haute cuisine as sugar spaghetti, hotdog buns w/ mustard, and kraft single salad

[Anonymous No.11304476]

>>11304445
>>11304472
>not knowing about Gerry Adams' based twitter account

You're in for a treat

[Anonymous No.11304519]

>>11302030
What an asshole lol. Clearly took the time to order them all nice and neatly. I bet the only thing that nigger can cook is chicken

[Anonymous No.11304538]

>>11302060
>>11302068
The black guy is saying that goldfish crackers on Mac and cheese is a black thing and white people doing it is a form of cultural appropriation
OP got the Twitter screencaps from /pol/

[Anonymous No.11304556]

>>11302030
>not calling them out by name
because he did it himself so he could get attention on Twitter

[Anonymous No.11304769]

>>11302459
Imagine an entire race being so easily offended by a single word they made it a hate crime to even say it.

[Anonymous No.11304810]

>>11304538
Dubious

[Anonymous No.11304811]

>>11302459
The fact that you see many people here laugh at blacks for "not being able to take a joke" but immediately getting angry if the same thing is said about them really says a lot about individual insecurity

[Anonymous No.11304815]

>>11304140
This.
I would be so grateful if someone made that for me.
What a cunt.

[Anonymous No.11305439]

>>11304476
Thank you, based IRA poster

[Anonymous No.11305450]

>>11302774

Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.11305465]

>>11305450
Haha

[Anonymous No.11305559]

>>11304202
I think it'd look better with them all facing the same direction in a wavy pattern.

[Anonymous No.11305713]

>>11302459
Obamaphones were a mistake

[Anonymous No.11306493]

>>11304538
>slight alteration of a recipe is "culture"
Why do they insist on insulting themselves?

[Anonymous No.11306500]

>>11302030
That's rich coming from the race of people that literally eat mud cakes.

[Anonymous No.11306505]

>>11302030
I don't see anything wrong with this.

[Anonymous No.11306527]

lol @ white people. They're so fucking beta.

[Anonymous No.11306553]

>>11304538
>>11306493
Fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.11306597]

>>11302030
this is a cute recipe 2bh

fuck that nigger

[Anonymous No.11306627]

>>11303516
Depends on if it's greater than 60% whites. Otherwise no.

[Anonymous No.11306630]

>>11302030
Thanks for your input Sambo, don't you have some raping and stealing you could be doing instead of commenting on human food you dirty monkey-man?

[Anonymous No.11306681]

>>11302030
>don't use cheese-infused flour dough as a topping for cheese-infused flour dough

[Anonymous No.11306682]

>>11306630
Calm down there Chett, I know you have an irrational hatred of anyone with a skin tone slightly darker than yours, but it's just a fucking joke.

[Anonymous No.11306694]

>>11306553
Sandra writes like me when I poorly impersonate a black person as a joke.

[Anonymous No.11306699]

>>11302030
problematic A F

[Anonymous No.11306707]

>>11306527
>lol @ white people. They're so fucking beta.

Next century of dominance will belongs to Chinese. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.11306724]

>>11306630
Hi, Cletus!

[Anonymous No.11306731]

>>11306707
No
God no
Chinese men are effeminate beta fucks who still shit in the streets
My people have gotten pretty docile and effeminate over the years but we're still lightyears away from the Chinks, the only time they can form a coherent sentence instead of mumbling and looking ar their feet is when they are yelling at eachother for no goddamn reason
>t. Jap

[Anonymous No.11306743]

>>11302423
Nothing to do with Britain but nice try Cletus. Enjoy your wife’s cornstarch.

[Anonymous No.11306750]

>>11306731

Chinese men look like fucking studs next to beta white millenial vegan faggots. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.11306754]

>>11302774
It's funny because i heard something like this on the bus
But replace steal with take from neighbour and jordans with a bag

[Anonymous No.11306760]

>>11306553
Black people english is a very bad joke
It's not even funny seeing it in real life anymore

[Anonymous No.11306783]

>>11304422
Chill. He didn’t say “no salt” or anything hipster. He’s just saying you don’t need to go CRAZY with salt. Try to relax a bit.

[Anonymous No.11306790]

>>11306760
>Black people english is a very bad joke

Liberals have made "Ebonics" acceptable by making it an official language in certain schools (See Oakland school district.)

They're basically setting up these you black kids to fail so they have to say on welfare.

[Anonymous No.11306801]

>>11306790
god political cartoons are so stupid

[Anonymous No.11306809]

And I was feeling bad about eating The Liquid Gold when I need a junk food fix.

[Anonymous No.11306818]

>>11306801
Whats wrong with it, jiggaboo nigger?

[Anonymous No.11306829]

>>11306790

Surprisingly, Trump's approval ratings have been going up in the black community, it's at an all time high right now. Looks like blacks are "getting woke."

[Anonymous No.11306838]

>>11302220
Wholesome

[Anonymous No.11306854]

fuck niggos

[Anonymous No.11306904]

>>11306829
They just hate Spics.

[Anonymous No.11306922]

>>11306682
>>11306724
Ooo the blackards are upset. Get used to Whites talking down to you, darkness, it's gonna be a theme in this world.

[Anonymous No.11307007]

>>11306854
Based CWC poster.

[Anonymous No.11307042]

>>11302155
Day of the rope can’t come soon enough

[Anonymous No.11307074]

>>11307042
Right wing death squads when

[Anonymous No.11307118]

>>11306790
>setting up these you black kids to fail so they have to say on welfare

That's politics. They gotta keep breaking legs to sell those crutches

[Anonymous No.11307350]

>>11302030
>The ecstasy of the goldfish

[Anonymous No.11307693]

>>11304769
This. Niggers don’t relent.

[Anonymous No.11307702]

>>11304476
There’s nothing based about elderly fenians

[Anonymous No.11307977]

>>11303516
per capita you dumb nigger, learn about it