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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:00:54 2018 No.11297338 [Reply] [Original]

Fist literally through the goddamn wall @ the cunt that does this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:04:45 2018 No.11297355 >>11297338 god dammit what the fuck, that's why the world is a shitty place. 10/10 I'm totally mad

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:16:42 2018 No.11297397 >>11297338 Meh, just be happy that they'll scald themselves horribly eating soup because they didn't follow instructions for their IKEA table either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:47:43 2018 No.11297491 >>11297338 Autist's are funny

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:48:55 2018 No.11297497 File: 570 KB, 610x558, unknown3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm with you brother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:53:17 2018 No.11297512 >>11297338 >Fist literally through the goddamn wall @ the cunt that does this. The knife is far too short.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 13:54:57 2018 No.11297748 >>11297338 Maybe she’s trying to cut it like an iris so the center can be isolated like the pattern implies. Cutting it in any other way will not leave a citcular center left

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 13:56:03 2018 No.11297750 >>11297397 I...damn, never thought of it that way. Thanks. Have a great day!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 13:59:28 2018 No.11297762 >>11297338 relax redditfag

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:18:05 2018 No.11297834 >>11297491 autisms are a FUNNYjoke MEME that normies cant comprehend

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:38:13 2018 No.11297904 File: 132 KB, 750x1334, D295D1B4-99AA-474D-A0AE-4A634C5D11F1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11297338

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:42:15 2018 No.11297921 File: 46 KB, 745x420, 7147369.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wat am i in for bros? I'm both nervous and excited -- half expecting to see a Tony Soprano/Jimmy Dimebag at a corner table.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:51:53 2018 No.11297964 >>11297491 It's not even autism. Just mundane OCD.

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:58:57 2018 No.11297992
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>hahaha dude im like sooo ocd heheheh the lines don't match and the crayons aren't sorted from shortest to longest xD
>meanwhile a poor sod with actual OCD checks that the stove isn't on twenty times before leaving his apartment

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:36:24 2018 No.11298114 File: 1.16 MB, 400x400, mildly upset.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] enjoy

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 18:19:24 2018 No.11298706 >>11297921 Ristorante Blubeppe

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 18:21:34 2018 No.11298714 Those pre-made lines were put there by someone else. Why should I follow their suggestion?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 18:31:53 2018 No.11298743 i will rape whoever does this in my presence (even if they are fat or ugly or a man, because it is more about power and dominance and punishment. rape is commonly used as a weapon of terror in war, but im sure all know this)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 18:35:28 2018 No.11298752 >>11297338 It is massive so half a piece would be better than those extra large ones.

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 18:36:19 2018 No.11298753

>>11298114
>that egg yolk
FUCCCCKKKK!

If you've ever worked in a place that had fuck-awful eggs that just kept doing this shit when people ordered sunny side up or anything really no matter how fucking gentle you were. FUCKING DAMNIT. You could crack a few, sit them on a plate, and wait 30 seconds. At least one would separate like that for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 19:45:14 2018 No.11298963 >>11298753 Cheap mass produced eggs from chickens in stacked cages, most likely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 20:01:13 2018 No.11298994 >>11297338 Is this why the cake is a lie?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 20:40:23 2018 No.11299073 >>11298994 epic

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 20:45:27 2018 No.11299090

>>11297338
I cut a much smaller piece than that for myself. And here is an idea that may be new to you, I don't do it because I want a tiny piece of pie. Actually, I want NO pie, but I cut a tiny piece to participate even though I don't want any, and my participation in the pie eating is forced on me every single time. I say "no thanks" and then everyone whines "OHH BUT YOU HAVE TO TRY IT" and I reluctantly submit and accept to eat a small piece, but you fucking assholes force me to do even that, so don't fucking complain about me cutting it "wrong" you sack of shit. I didn't want any in the first place so fuck you!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 21:37:56 2018 No.11299224 >>11297748 cut a separate circle around the center like in the pattern, numbnuts

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 21:44:55 2018 No.11299246 >>11298994 EPIC MEME BRO rips fat cloud double dabs 3 Fortnight dances in a row rips fatter cloud

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 23:12:53 2018 No.11299491

>>11297992
I have actual OCD and have to check things every day all the time. My wife keeps me sane about it. I've gotten down to being able to just ask her if she locked the door, locked the car, brought in all lithium batteries from the car in case it gets hot, make sure the car won't be towed or given a ticket, check the stove, and so on.

We have a system now where I just work from home and she goes out to get stuff and cooks which is keeping me much more sane. Hopefully by avoiding all behavior that could be a ritual for long enough, the cause might go away.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:35:24 2018 No.11299859 >>11297748 >she Those hands look masculine to me. Or that's one hairy matron.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:39:09 2018 No.11299869 >>11299491 Hope you pamper your wife often, that sounds like a lot of work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:46:25 2018 No.11300064 >>11297497 tbf look how pale that crust is

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:50:18 2018 No.11300074 >>11297497 >>11300064 obv a cheap frozen pie

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:50:27 2018 No.11300075 >>11299491 Try response prevention therapy. Also SSRIs. Therapy really helps dude.

Anonymous Sun Oct 7 05:27:04 2018 No.11300363

>>11297338
yeah but the pattern on that one slice is going to be nice. and every subsequent slice will also look interesting, unique, and daring besides the notice of the actual clash of the design.

we can still enjoy the beauty of micro while still appreciating the macro, we are not relinquising pleasure, we are not abstaining from novelty. ive watched you rub yourself down to
slim nothings of soft
touchings
rolled in caprice and sharp anise.
stif,fed drinks in
on
(night shift mode)please leave your)
because backlight is too harsh, too many times
ive asked myself””
refold into your favorite leftern
hemisphere of lanterns over the valley
or under the canals.
outstretched for more moons,
smooth, like ground concrete between your teeth,
vermouth in your bearings. [YOUR message]
i raise my head and breathe in
breaking in my
sternocleidomastoid
i think i am finally done with my
withdrawals

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 05:40:41 2018 No.11300385 >>11300363 Wow thats pretty deep

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 07:08:07 2018 No.11300514 >>11297338 Good God! What hath the Lord wrought? Why has He foresaken us?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 07:20:29 2018 No.11300536 >>11297338 who gives a shit, have you ever had to cook for en mass? have you done catering? have you had kids? you need to get over it mate food is for eating, not being a prick

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 07:21:59 2018 No.11300542 >>11297992 >lock door >check that it's locked >start leaving, make a few steps >go back to check if it's locked >unlock, lock again >check again >start leaving >repeat if necessary >spend the rest of the day wondering if you locked it

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 07:28:53 2018 No.11300550 >Don't want an entire powder marked piece >Cut in the right angle but within or outside the lines Is this okay?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 15:26:38 2018 No.11301962 >>11297992 If I turned the stove on at least one time that day, I'm not leaving the house. Shit sucks

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 22:18:15 2018 No.11303470 >>11297338 >He doesn’t cut fat piece off for himself at the right point to re-establish symmetry. Alright then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 22:58:29 2018 No.11303617 >>11299491 L-DOPA, 5-HTP, and Sangre de Grado

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 23:07:15 2018 No.11303651 >>11297992 I want to hug the otter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 23:28:11 2018 No.11303728 >>11300363 Literal G A Y A Y

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:31:33 2018 No.11303958 >>11297497 Who the fuck likes store bought crust?

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