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Would you eat here?

>> No.11295201

>>11295196
>white people soulfood

no thanks

>> No.11295205

>>11295196
>it's all plant-based
Haha fuck off

>> No.11295208

>>11295196
where is the food? all i see is soyboy excrement.

>> No.11295212
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11295212

>>11295201
Guess again sweaty

>Trio Plant-based is a 100% plant-based restaurant in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Trio was founded in 2017 by co-founders and owners Sarah and Dan Woodcock, wife and husband, and Louis Hunter, their dear friend and business partner. Built upon a foundation of love and racial justice, we make and serve delicious plant-based comfort food. We source local, organic, and fairly traded ingredients as much as possible.

>> No.11295220

There are a lot of restaurants more deserving of my business. I'd try the coffee though, if I was there anyway.

>> No.11295233

>>11295196
why are ribs more expensive than sweet potatoes?

>> No.11295236

>>11295220
Peace Coffee is pretty good, and soy protein doesn't bind to the beneficial chemicals in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDi9ffMwTVg

>> No.11295238

>>11295233
Because it's frankenmeat made of soy, identity politics, baby foreskins, and black magic.

>> No.11295241

>>11295233
You mean less expensive? I'm guessing because they just heat the already-made seitan ribs they get from Herbivorous Butcher while they need to do stuff to sweet potatoes.

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>>11295196
I would rather die than eat anywhere that spells 'cheese' with a Z

>> No.11295246

>>11295238
No soy, just wheat gluten and flavorings.

>> No.11295249

>>11295244
It's not cheese. Would you prefer if they called it "Gary"? (only a subset of vegans will get this xD)

>> No.11295251

>>11295249
thats the point m8

>> No.11295252

>>11295196
>Cheeze
Instantly dropped
Oh wait, is this vegan faggotry?

>> No.11295271

>>11295196
white people have gone too far

>> No.11295295

>>11295271
Uhhh this restaurant is owned by 2/3rds brown people. They probably ganged up on that poor cuck, the Asian feminist with her progressive ideals and the big black bull who's probably railing both of them. This is what mixing gets you, unfortunately. "Cheeze".

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>>11295196
>cheeze

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>>11296070
If it's the The Herbivorous Butcher stuff, I wouldn't recommend it.

>> No.11296099

>>11295196
>no meat
>no dice

>> No.11296156

>>11296099
I thought their pastrami was pretty good. I can't slice my seitan that thin at home. Their mcrib things have excellent sauce, but the texture was wrong because it hadn't been repeatedly folded and stretched along a single axis.

>> No.11296159

>>11295196
>pretentious over priced hipster faggotry? AND no meat?!

you can fuck right of with that shit lol

>> No.11296173

>>11296159
Are you rural? Those prices are on par with the neighborhood.

>> No.11296211

>kids menu
>soy milk
This should be illegal.

>> No.11296235

>>11296173
>defending a $9 imitation cheese sandwich

you must live in a yuppie shit neighborhood

>> No.11296241

I'll have the organic lemonade and then leave

>> No.11296284

>>11296211
Gotta start 'em young, or else they might have an actual puberty which will mess with the HRT.

>> No.11296501
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11296501

>cheeze

>> No.11296506

>no beef section
Dropped. Not even gonna read.

>> No.11296600

>>11296506
There's ribs, but they aren't beef. They're """beef""", like the """cheeze""". Probably GMO'd all to shit and containing chemical thickening and flavoring agents, ugh.

>> No.11296686

>>11296600
It's just wheat with the starch rinsed out.

>> No.11296933

>>11295212
The melting pot has worked.
>Sarah and Dan Woodcock, wife and husband, and Louis Hunter, their dear friend and business partner.
I cannot, with confidence, name a single person in that photo. The 21st century is great.

>> No.11296943

>>11295196
>kids menu at the bottom
I thought this was the kid's menu. It appears their main attraction is a fucking grilled 'cheeze' and SpaghettiOs.

No, I would not eat here.

>> No.11296950

>>11295196
Why do vegans insist on imitating animal products? Vegan dishes are fine until they try to imitate non-vegan dishes. The imitations are either worse versions or don't taste at all like what they're imitating in which case just call it a different name. It doesn't play to the strengths of the ingredients and is just retarded.

>> No.11296962

>>11296950
This, just offer some nice veggie dishes instead of Frankenstein abominations

>> No.11296967

>>11296950
I don't know. My sister is a vegan and doesn't do that dumb shit. She actually makes some pretty good dishes. The rest of the family acts like she's trying to feed them fucking rat poison or something. It's just vegetables and spices you fucking retards.

>> No.11297003

>>11296950
It would actually be less retarded to call vegan cheese "Gary" rather than "cheeze".

>> No.11297025

>>11295196
>Would you eat here?
This menu seems like a hurriedly done menu assignment in a low end cooking school. Strawberry-lemon soda seems alright.

I would only eat the Lebanese bean salad, I guess, and only if you forced me...9 seems a little steep for marinated beans. It's so poorly described, no mention of an herb or spices to be found. WTF makes it lebanese then? It sure isn't citrus or kidney beans. Their other bean salad is made with mayo *hrm*

Without a doubt, this menu turns me off. I wouldn't eat there upon reading it.

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>>11295196
>cheeze
>spaghettrios
>soulfood
>lesbian bean salad
>harriet's escape peach cobbler
>peace coffee
>la croix
>pop!
>served with applesauce and soy milk
so many fucking red flags I wouldn't even step in the restaurant

>> No.11297457

>>11295196
chick pee salad

>> No.11297479

>>11295196
>menu without pictures
no

>> No.11297501

So all this shit is veggie garbage? Also who pays 9 bucks for a fuckin grilled cheese sandwich where the cheese isn't even real cheese. Fucked.

>> No.11297526

>>11295196
Probably not. I'm into plant based foods, but trying to simulate animal foods that way is a total dice roll. I'd rather not pay for someone's experiments.

>> No.11297538

>>11295212
>Woodcuck

>> No.11297599

>>11296950
Most actual vegans dont eat fake meat desu, mostly vegetarians/new vegans

>> No.11297601

>>11295196

I've eaten in good all vegetarian restaurants and this looks fucking shit. Small menus are ideal but this shit is like a couple of items just in slightly different variations. There soup and sandwich menu is literally
>Grilled cheese
>Grilled cheese w/ soup
>Grilled cheese and ham
>Grilled cheese and ham w/soup
>Soup
>Spaghetti Os
>2018

Fuck head liberals and there shitty restaurant ideas. There's so many soups you can make, tomato is so unoriginal and boring

>> No.11298570

>>11297501
>Also who pays 9 bucks for a fuckin grilled cheese sandwich where the cheese isn't even real cheese
That's another thing bothering me about this. They're charging for their fake food as if it were real. It's 1,000 times more expensive to maintain dairy cows for cheese than it is to harvest a patch of soybeans for cheeze, so why is a cheeze sandwich still 9 dollars?

>> No.11298583

>>11295196
Would ask out qt vegan pastry chef on a date here.

>> No.11298595

>>11298570
Supply and demand. Fake cheese has a smaller market so keeping it in stock for suppliers may be like a specialty item.
Also vegans are almost always middle class or up and don’t really think about food costs as a result

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11299025

>>11298595
>vegans are uppermiddle to upper
Ftfy

>> No.11299026

>vegan collards
wtf

>> No.11299036

>>11296950
I guess it's just fashion

>> No.11299067

>>11295212
She looks like a racist cartoon from the '40s

>> No.11299070

>>11295236
>Peace Coffee
>Battery acid
same thing

>> No.11299084

>>11298583
>vegan pastry chef
repulsive

>> No.11299100

>Harriet Tubman themed cobbler

>> No.11299146

>>11299067
Lol hell yeah

>> No.11299165

>>11295196
Absolutely not

>> No.11299981
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>>11297601
Reads like the old menus from the Woolworth's Luncheonette. It would be appealing...if it were still the 50's. :p

Also spelling cheese with a Z? Childish.

Would still prefer the Woolworth's menu though. At least they had shakes.

>> No.11300055

>>11299981
Jesus Christ with that food at those prices they would have to cut me out of the booth with a saw, I could be there for hours eating.

>> No.11300337

I'd get the bean salad, that at least sounds good. The coconut "cheeze" thing or whatever the fuck is freaking me out.
>>11296284
What is this meme about soymilk and estrogen?
I drank soymilk all through middle school and by this logic my ovaries should actually be functioning and I should be able to have kids.

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11300420

>>11300055
it's called inflation retard

>> No.11300424

>>11295196
I'd try it you fucking loser. Like there's any chance your pussy ass has ever killed your own meat.

>> No.11300435

>>11295212

That's cute. I'd support their business. Food sounds like shit though, just from the menu.

>> No.11300445

>>11299067
Or an Australian cartoon from the '10s, amiright?

>> No.11300511

>>11295196
Maybe for lunch during the weekdays. But otherwise, absolutely not.

>> No.11300512

>>11300511
Wait. $9 for a grilled cheese? Go fuck yourself, you silly vegans.

>> No.11300521

>no prices
fuck no

>> No.11300563

>>11300521
They're there, but they're in a hard-to-read green text without decimals. But yeah, I loathe places that don't bother listing prices as I never know how good a deal I'm actually getting...if any.

>> No.11300599

>>11300337
Soy products are full of phytoestrogens, harmless in small quantities but at the levels of soymilk, they can cause delayed puberty, male breast growth, and a general faggoty attitude towards others.

>> No.11302173

>>11296933
Kek neither

>> No.11302179

>>11295196
The key at the bottom indicates that a hollow red circle shows food available without tree nuts, but I can't find one on the menu.

>> No.11302195

>>11295196
Why does it say plant-based when basically every menu item has eggs or dairy?

>> No.11302219

>>11295196
>$5 for chips and salsa
jesus

>> No.11303433

>>11302179
A small menu like that probably changes often, depending on what the owners feel like making that week/month. Some other things might contain tree nuts.

>> No.11303444

>>11302219
yeah but they're VEGAN, MEAT-FREE, ETHICAL, RACIAL EQUALITY chips and salsa.
>>11302195
It's NOT REAL EGGS AND DAIRY. It's fake. The "cheeze" is actually made with nut milk. The eggs are also plant-based. This is the timeline we live in.

>> No.11303459

>>11302195
It seems you haven't cooked/baked much. Their only menu items that would contain egg anywhere are cake and mayonnaise.

>> No.11303535

>>11295196
>trio
>spanish translates to threesome
>woodcock
>black dude
>pervert chink

so many fucking red flags

makes sense

>> No.11303554

>>11303535
There is literally nothing wrong with polyamory.

>> No.11303558

>>11295196
Sure, if someone else picked it.

>> No.11303565

>>11296933
come on, what kind of black person would be named 'louis hunter'

>> No.11303573

>>11295196
Looks like the kind of place that would operate in Door County, WI and be run by fags.
I don't want aids, so I'll pass

>> No.11303626

>>11295196
is no one going to point out that they named a cake after the Underground Railroad?

>> No.11303640

>>11303626
It's cobbler, not cake. Had it, didn't think it was anything special.

>> No.11303660

>>11303554
0/10

>> No.11303671

>>11303626
>Harriet's Escape
Holy shit I did not even see that. Jesus Christ these people are nuts.

>> No.11303674

On Saturday I ate a vegan parmesan sandwich for the first time, it was quite good.

I'm not a vegan but I'm going to check out more vegan restaurants since I find them interesting.

>> No.11303679

>>11295212
Dan's a cuck and Sarah has to be the ugliest "hot"wife I've ever seen.

>> No.11303708

>>11295196
allmynope.png