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Lactose intolerant babbies btfo edition
>>11293411Looks like he could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
>>11293411do americans really...?
>>11293427Does he look American to you? He's clearly East Asian
>>11293422he must have received tutelage from ur mum then LOL
>>11293432this just reaffirms that he is a faggot. what is your point?
>>11293429>1 gallon writing on the tubei can smell amerilards from miles away, they cant hide behind their ethnicity
>>11293411this is just my standard post-squat recovery drink nbd desu senpai
i want a based hapa son
>>11293505I thought nips hated mint ice cream
>>11293449Hes a competitive eater you brainlet. Competitive eaters usually always do this. Also, its funny, because this guy eats 10x your calories, yet weighs 100x less than you. Really makes you think, doesnt it.?
>>11293641
>>11293636This man gives me funny feelings in my very hetero heart. No homo, but I'd marry that man.
>>11293636I wish I had a friend like this.
>>11293653JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NO WHAT THE FUCK STOP THAT RIGHT FUCKING NOW GODDAMMIT WHY OH GOD WHY PLEASE GOD
>>11293448that your mother is a whore
Lactose intolerance literally doesn't exist
>>11293877It's okay anon frog torture is completely legal.
>>11293627Looks like shit
>>11293653rip pepe
But how does he get out without breaking the eggs?
>>11293877fuck off phone poster.
>>11293653The way she just calmly, nay, enthusiastically eats it afterwards is highly disturbing. It's like, completely normal everyday occurrence for her, isn't it?
>>11294298So?
>>11293599Whoever told you that was super wrong
>>11293653
>>11293411
>>11293641The mangled cut on the outside edges always sets me off.
>>11294375>filenameYou had one job
>>11294615That's kind of depressing.
>>11294360how do i tayst fren?
>>11294615what's this retard's name again?
>>11294751James Dean
>>11293641>taps knifeI see this guy posted so much and it never fails to trigger me.
>>11293636god I wish that was me
>>11293641Why are his knives so ugly
>>11294615Do you think his eyes get more crossed as he shits out that runny yolk
>>11293627$85 lol
>>11294375?
Fucking dymbasses thats Matt Stonie the skinny competitive eater
>>11294908Bad sear
>>11294925 U PAY NOW GAIJIN
>>11293641I know this fag is a meme but I'd eat the whole steak by myself
>>11294925It's 85 dollars but that doesn't include sales taxes. New York Sales Tax is 8.875, to the real total is 92 dollars.
>>11293627>>11294222>>11294925>>11294965>>11294957I went to Shima steakhouse in Japan and had the real version. It was delicious, but the actual steak dish was better because the sauce on the sandwich was just a little too tart for my taste. BTW you don't have to pay for the sandwich separately, they make it with leftovers of your steak if you have some. They say it's better cold the day after, but I had part of it warm just after they made it and it tasted better that way in my opinion. Overall I'd rate the restaurant 9/10 best steak I've ever had and probably will ever have, but the staff are slightly rude. Makes sense though since i arr firthy gaijin, but the restaurant is very French-influenced so I thought they'd be a little warmer to me because I am French..
>>11295011>I thought they'd be a little warmer to me because I am FrenchHahah yeah right as if anybody would be nice to a Frenchman
>>11295019In other countries I have visited people seem to have a higher opinion of French people than Germans, British, Americans, etc. They probably had no way to tell I was from France, but still. The restaurant doesn't have a welcoming environment.
>>11295011>They say it's better cold the day afterJaps say this about everything.>but the staff are slightly rudeThey're just trying to save face by not interacting with you. Keeps them from not understanding you and looking like they're incompetent. All Japanese are like this.
>>11295055I disagree about your 2nd statement. I never had any other encounter like that while in Japan, in multiple different provinces. I met lots of super nice people who despite the language barrier were very friendly, helpful, and pleasant. Young people in Japan do not seem to have this same fear of looking incompetent. The staff at this particular restaurant just seemed stuck up.
>>11294932this
>>11293411>drinking a milshake the size of your torso.Wonder if you can give yourself hypothermia doing this.
>>11295079The only people I met that were wanting to talk to me were businessmen at the bar who wanted to practice English. As soon as they found out I owned guns that's all they wanted to talk about, and what it's like to fuck white women.
>>11293653>raw frogDisgusting. I prefer just the legs if I eat them.I don't think frogs feel much of anything, i mean if you put them in a pot and start boiling it, they won't try to escape, they can't feel it getting hotter.
>>11295102i fucked a Japanese girl who spoke very little english and no french, and I don't speak japanese. seduced her with Google Translate lol
>>11293411that looks way more than 6,090 calories
>>11294550he got it right though
>>11295011>I thought they'd be a little warmer to me because I am French..Japanese don't care about France anymore.
>>11295127Proof?
>>11295127>Japanese girlMost of the men there are more feminine than the guys.
Matt is pretty great.
>>1129461>people live like this
It's Halloween.
>>11295503wow that's pretty spoopy. this person has four arms
>>11295503>dips them in sugar saucekek americans
>>11295142They saw all the darkies and the filth in the streets and never returned
>>11295503I want her to do that to my weiner
>>11295041Jesus fuck do you have a fucking tier list for your farts hung in the front hall of your house?
>>11293641>The virgin queerbait>>11293636>The Chad nohomo
>>11295503>fat mum hands>fat kid hands
>>11295544Although I have no problem seeing that terrorism affects tourism, the numbers are up from the 15-16 slump again, like tourism in Thailand is soaring despite the recent coup. Guess if you're about to do drugs and fuck kids, a military junta won't be of your concern.
It's that special time of year.
>>11295131It's about right according to the nutrition information for where he got the shakes from. They might use low fat ice cream and milk which would make it a lot lower in calories.
>>11295114That's actually not true
>>11294932the butter or whatever he put the steak in after slicing was also smoking a lot and probably tasted burned. i don't think it would've tasted good.
>>11294908He even taps the band saw
>>11294963just so you know, those steaks are fucking gigantic.tomahawk steaks. essentially a bone-in ribeye. pre-season (salt and cracked black pepper) around 30 minutes before grilling (the bone makes it too difficult to cook in a skillet) and cook to rare or medium rare.just so you know.
>>11294794>JakesShowcaseyou lied to me, that's not James Dean at all
>>11293636didn't know coconuts had very bold layers to remove
>>11296053fucking why
>>11296066that an unripe coconut hes tearing apartripe ones lose the green husk that surrounds the nutthe unripe ones have better coconut water but the ripe ones have more tasty flesh
>>11296106>dat oven springhhnnggggggg
Are we egg posting? Allow me to begin.
>>11296113Imagine being so retarded you can't crack an egg properly.
>>11295619
>>11296165>fish eggscaviar for kids
>>11296049Holy shit
>>11296244Do you know what caviar is?
>>11295745I was told it was, I never felt to try it.I was told if you put them in boiling water they freak out. But if you put them in a pot at room temperature, and slowly turn the heat up, they'll just die without noticing much. I'm not googling it, but that's what I was told in school.
>>11293422looks like he can grieve in stereo.
>>11296129If a device seems really unnecessary, it's likely for people who are handicapped.That'd be useful for someone who doesn't have much use of either of their hands, or bad shakes/cerebral palsey or something similar.
>>11296438No one in that video is handicapped.
>>11293449Gave me a chuckle. To be fair, the hot dog eating champion is a Nip, isn't he?
>>11296450Of course not, how would he have built that thing if he didn't actually have the dexterity and motor skills to crack an egg?
>>11293627I'm sure its delicious but that really looks like something I would make after stumbling home from the bar at 2am
>>11296432It's literally a fable and you're literally a fucking moron for believing that in this day and age without even bothering to look it up.>Not trueOh but someone said it wasLet me just continue to believe the lie
>>11295279Man this guy is wrecking his health at an early age
>>11295279i fucking love matt stonie
what is this dish called?
>>11296475Live fast die young
>>11296495Poulenta aux cock
>>11293627$100/lb, those steaks look pretty close to a pound to me. Plus bread, sauce, and general labor, it honestly looks like they're just giving it away.
>>11296495Random a la Reddit
>>11294908Is he a vegan parodying normal people? It's the only sensible explanation I can think of.
>>11296143Feels like sand would be a great way to evenly distribute heat to cook foodif, you know, it didn't fucking get in the food
What if instead of posting webms everyone has seen 20 times before you posted youtube videos?>sound>better quality>longer>they would have more camera angles than just top down so you wouldn't have to post those reddit top down recipes no one wants to see>less people would've seen them beforeHonestly I can't see any downside.
>>11296154
>>11293641>when you think your way cooler than you areYIKES!
>>11296053I don't get it
>>11296716>beetroot salad>corn>minced meat>wieners>cut cheese>flavour it with ketchuppretty based
>>11294908>>11293641All this showmanship from a guy that uses a knife with a blue plastic handle. I can't even get mad.
>>11293651>competitive eatermy fucking sides, i thought you were kidding but jesus christ.. and here i thought competitive gaming were a joke
>>11296451apparently not, http://www.majorleagueeating.com/records.php >ctrl+f hot dog
>>11296049jesus christ white people i swear
>>11295503I TURNED MYSELF INTO A MUMMY SAUSAGE MORTY
>>11293429Anyone can be American, you trumptards racist.
>>11294615why is he cosplaying fry?
>>11296776Man Amerilards are so rude and disgusting. He broke that chair, is helped up and doesn't even bother apologising or sorting himself out. Just goes back to filming. They are such file uncivilised creatures.
>>11296769>people are Asian>lmao fuck white people
>>11296783He's Italian.
>>11296771I TURNED MYSELF INTO A MUSLIM MORTY. I'M MUSLIM RICK.
>>11296869No he's not amerinigger
>>11296881I'm sorry you're wrong, but he's Italian. Go check his twitter.
>>11296893Point still stands. Americans are vile.
>>11296902I was kidding, I don't know what ethnicity he is. I just wanted you to admit the same.
>>11296106i came
>>11296902
>>11296866hänsel und gretel gps i lost
>>11296139whoever makes those "lmao so randum hehe" videos needs to end khs
>>11293877>>11294298ITS FUCKING DEADThe sauce makes the muscles react, and yeah since that's a jap they're probably used to eating raw shit and dolphins.
>>11296968no anon, that thing is still alive, she dipped the meat into the soy sauce, she didn't pour soy sauce on to the plate
@11296930You need to be 18+ to post here
>>11296607This is supposedly "black salt" rather than sand, but in terms of distributing heat it does seem pretty effective.
>>11295142>>11295544https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome
>>11296990that's how chinks make roasted chestnuts I think
>>11293653Why do nips feel the need to eat everything raw? Frog can be delicious but the thought of eating it raw makes me gag
>>11294375thanks doc
>>11296049>Haha so random XD I hate these "people"
>>11296495purple pan jack era was the best
>>11296965>not knowing who this isback you go
>>11296135fucking why
>>11296495Is there supposed to be something wrong with this? It doesn't look pretty but it's not an uncommon dish and probably tastes good with ham or roast pork.
>>11296776>started slicing>looks for a second to see if he's dead>no? ok back to businessHe's still a meme but he gained my respect a little there
>>11293411He may not get fat, but his vein's are getting rekt. Wouldnt be surprised if he gets a heart attack.
>>11293411>6000 calories>105g proteindem gains tho
>>11293449Most countries use the metric system.Americans go to the moonTake that metricfag
>>11293932It does and I've seen some pretty funny and horrible side effects from other people.Some immediate one are the "punch in the gut" minutes after milkOther are sniper accurate vomit.Other are explosive pants crapping, that one happened to a friend who forgot his pill that lets him have dairy, sucks cause he grew up to be a cum guzzling delinquent who pushes his agenda like he pushes his dick down people's throat.
>>11297967Think she needs help wiping? How much would she charge me to help?
>>11296990nicely done, but the salt won't stick to the popped kernels without a bit of oil/butter
>>11295503Are these burn victims or the taliban?
>>11293636based coconut poster
>>11296866ok so he just made shitty milanesas a la napolitana
>>11297985Thanks to american men such as Wernher von Braun and Elonk Musk, who lived in south africa.
>>11296049congrats, now all your coffees taste of carrot and broccoli
>>11293448He has a cute gf. Unlike you.
>>11296049janice will love this when I share it on facebook!
>>11295538you've never cooked have you
>>11296999Its a cultural thing. Japanese "cooking" always tends towards the sort of things that would require the least amount of fuel to prepare. Heance the large amount of raw ingredients. It continues as a sort of artifact of that.
>>11298405you've never eaten anything without sugar and corn syrup, have you?
>>11296151Thought he was making omuriceThen I saw the eggsAnd the cheeseLitteraly "ohhh" 'd
>>11296154It's very expensive and overrated.
>>11294615James Dean can't cook for shit.
>>11296154Tastes like shit
Who is that cunt destoyer?
>>11293636Pipa water is delicious
>>11294615>the keychain on his spatulaplease tell me he keeps it on a pegboard in his shanty
>>11294615I can't. Good on him. I like how clean he keeps his kitchen.
>>11296562no he started doing it as a parody of ridiculous people, but then he got popular because people were too stupid to realize it was a parody.so now he lives his life this way. a true kind of hell
>>11298712it's cluttered with copies of chromosome 21
>>11296770This is why i love america
>>11296465How do you know its not true? Have you tried it? No? So you're OK with believing whatever someone tells you as long as you get to feel smart and shit on somebody else?
>>11295041Whites arr rook same though lol
>>11296724handle quality doesn't correlate to blade qualityhe might just be using a cover that fits his hand betternot everyone wants to flex that way
>>11296106how were they able to stick a camera in the oven without it breaking?
>>11297967notice how she fixing hair and doing other women staff without palsy problems
>>11298838The other dude is an asshole, but it's not like the only two possible standards of evidence are personal experience and blind deference to authority
>>11294375how does he get out?
>>11298903I agree that he was an asshole. But you couldn't be more wrong about the evidence thing. If you think you can, prove otherwise.
>>11296154>the recipe is a secretit's whipped eggwhites. nothing secret at all.
>>11296154It's impressive, but do they not add anything in with the egg while they cook the omelette?
>>11298017Palsy waifu fags need to be gassed
>>11294908REMOVE THE WATCH BEFORE USING A SAW GODDAMMITAlso at least be kind enough to ladle some of that butter on top because your retarded customers aren't going to know to.
>>11293411>>11295279How do I do this without getting fat like he does?
>>11300108Have a high metabolism and exercise a lot.
>>11296049Why didn't he just put the wrapped steak in the microwave?
>>11295757I'll be tapping your mum next weekend.
>>11298428t. yurolard eating a chip butty as he types
>>11296783He didn't even break that chair. The fucking imbecile just fell off by leaning his fat ass back too much.
>>11296694>>11296724>>11298850>not using a 10,000 times folded Damascus knife forged in a volcano with engraved ivory handle sharpened at the atomic level and certified by world master craft knife experts
>>11298700Thats not a keychain, thats the fucking price tag from the second hand store he bought that piece of shit from.
>>11294375>EGG
>>11296780cos hes frying an egg
Havent a clue how that fits in him desu
>>11296151WHY DO THEY ALWAYS PUT THE SALT IN THE EGGS BEFORE COOKING
>>11296049That steak is badly undercooked.
>>11300450The steak also changes when it's cut.
>>11296866>BURN IN HELLkek
>>11298838Frogs are ectotherms(cold blooded) so they literally move to/away from heat to survive on a day-to-day basis. Besides the obvious point of animals feeling and not liking the sensation of literally boiling alive, this meme mostly came from 19th century "science" where guys like Freidrich Goltz partially destroyed the brains of animals to see how they would behave or determine how necessary different parts were. The story of frogs boiling slowly and not noticing comes from lobotomized frogs. Don't buy into "common knowledge" or "they say" bullshit, especially when it doesn't even make sense at face value.
>>11296125cool
>>11294298Asians don't have souls and therefore can't feel compassion. the entire race is NPC.
>>11294908>kisses your raw steakGet your SHITSKIN LIPS away from my FUCKING STEAK you TURK ROACH NIGGER.
>>11296053>White British people humor
>>11296770unironically want this
>>11296761Do you live under a fucking rock?
>>11301029Judging by all the posts about having kids and spouses, I think /ck/ has the highest concentration of boomers outside of /pol/
>>11301036I mean, I'm turning 30 soon and I'm engaged. Still know what a fucking competitive eater is.
>>1130104930 and engaged too, we're millennials, dude.
>>11294615>fusebox right next to stovetopSomething about this seems unsafe
>>11301053Well not all millennials are numanle retards.
>>11296495I didn't see the glass dish at first and thought all that food was being poured directly onto the stove
>>11301036>he doesn't casually peruse /diy/
>>11293636i'd very much enjoy a video of a big titty woman doing the same
>>11296147green eggs and hambeast
>>11301144/diy/ is probably the best board in this shithole and I say it unironically
>>11296160>honeywhy do these faggots add motherfucking honey to everything
>>11301283Yeah, it's hard for /pol/tards and kids to shitpost it and there are people there who know their shit. I've received good advice there about projects w/o all the bullshit.
>>11295279I will never understand this kind of thing. What fucking point is there in quickly eating a lot? You have achieved nothing. At all. Especially nothing "praiseworthy".
>>11301323/diy/ is what /ck/ always wanted to be. We need less "foodies" and more hobbyists; this fucking board is shitpostpalooza.
>>11294745>>11294360>tfw you're being eaten by a boomer and get washed down with zero ultra
>>11293653>bluewavemidterm.webm
>>11301283I fully agree, most mature anons, it's actually useful and people are generally knowledgeable save for the usual 'what's the best excavator I can buy for under $100?' idiots
>>11294360A bloo bloo
>>11296160>meme ingredient>cover in baconFfs this is Epic Meal Time tier cooking
>>11294375Every thread......
>>11296877ALLAHHALLA SNACKBAR!!!! *BURRRRPS* I'M MUSLIM RICKKKKK
>>11296786in all fairness some asians are pretty based too
>>11301430Yeah, it's full of people who actually do the stuff. /sci/ was like that too before it was overran by /pol/, /x/ and vegan faggots.
>>11301081Glad I'm not the only one who finds this the most unsettling aspect of the whole thing.
>>11298732Sad if true.
>>11301493yeah, being a millionaire is pretty fucking sad
>>11297967>sweet fancy Moses
>>11296776You can tell from his face that he wants to bust out laughing but he is trying to keep the act up.
>>11301338Yeah, I do learn stuff here and have tried some new things because there are some people serious about cooking and fermentation here. The international posters share authentic recipes and that's cool. Problem is you do have to wade through the sewer water up to your neck to find it.
>>11301479The fuck is the /pol/ cancer on /sci/ for?
>>11299394fuck those "people"
>>11301709>you right wingers should learn science >WHAT WHY ARE THEY LEARNING SCIENCE!
>>11294375from the fort???
>>11300740>>11296495THAT IS ENOUGHFIGHT ME LIKE A REAL MAN YOU COWARDSDON"T YOU DARE DENY ME MY VENGENCE
>>11295503this is the most disgusting thing I've seen here in a while
>>11296113Weaponised autism.
>>11301709Race and IQ correlation, gender theory, social darwinism, young Earth creationism, etc.>>11301703Yeah there are good threads but nobody values or encourages OC here. If you post your food/recipes you are told to go "back" to Instagram, or you get flooded by nocooks flinging shit and sperging about muh carbs or muh salmonella.
>>11300432eggs aren't some magic exception that you only season them afterwards
>>11296130>retard discovers that cooking makes use of chemical reactionswow
>>11296866
>>11300830
>>11293653Fuck at least put that little nigga out of his misery
>>11296135I hate this faggot so fucking much
>>11297985>nasa uses imperial>a manned shuttle crashes>oh ok let's switch to metric>WE WENT TO THE MOON METRICFAGS LMAO
>>11301324same reason you spend hours posting at 4channot everything you do have to be a huge achivement. he likes food, he has fun and he's good at it. with youtube he also earns money doing it.as far as hobbies and lifestyles go i'd say he's doing really well.
>>11301324whats the fucking point of anything? its that mentality that will ensure that you will never accomplish anything in your pathetic excuse for a life.
>>11296135Didn't his mum tell him not to play with food
>>11294375How does he get out without breaking the eggs?
>>11298804Satisfying to watch, thanks anon
>>11296135DUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE LOOK I'M WEARING A BUCKET HELMET LOL AND IT'S X'S ON IT'S EYES AN A LITTLE SMILEY FACE LOL OHHHHH MY GOD DUDE GOD THIS IS SOOOOOO FUCKING COOL OMFG I'M GONNA MAKE SNOWMEN OUT OF EGGS AND GIVE THEM THE SAME SMILEY FACE AND AIR GUITAR AND DANCE AND PLAY WITH THEM LOL CAUSE IT'S ALL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING AWWWWEEEESSSSOOMMMMMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC BBBBBRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>11295503thats cute
>>11293653how serenely that frog accepts his fate, what more can he do?
>>11301451does it soothe you autism?
>>11301746the food? looks like pretty standard pigs in a blanket with some halloween themed plating to me
>>11296143I was going to say why not use a metal pan, but judging by how primitive that village is I doubt they've even reached the bronze age.
>>11295586all the kiddy diddlers moved on to greener pastures, thailand is for banging HIV positive adults now
>>11296125Why not just buy sausage not in the case?
>>11294375EGG?!
>>11302180this is obviously a woman
>>11302518autism
>>11296495My roommate used to make this for me, it's bobotie.Tastes fucking great.
>>11295041An arrogant Frenchman, color me surprised.
>>11293641Oh man, thread was going well until asshole..
>>11298864There's a reflection from the see-through glass u dolt
>>11293505That's a great ad.
>>11296106big hard boner achieved
>>11293411How gnarly are his stretch marks?
>>11293641I don't want some gook touching my steak, that I'm about to put in my mouth, with his bare hands.
>>11293636he definitely gets all the bitches
>>11296106
>>11293636th-thanks
>>11296143They have a shortage of rocks and clay in there or something?
>>11302970before or after you blew him
>>11296930>>11300469
>>11294375JESUS FUCK! HOW THE FUCK IS HE GOING TO GET OUT OF THERE?!?
>>11294375Based and redpilled
>>11302432>>11304941He can't. He can only get out after he cooks them all.
>>11294615https://youtu.be/Ih6ahpbUl7k
>>11300108He exercises everyday. You can also stretch your stomach and not get fat.
>>11298888She lives with her family.
>>11304584Are you retarded? He's not asian, he's a fucking turk roach.
>>11296135I hate white people
>>11299394this would all be as if not more expensive than just buying yourself legitimate food
>>11298975Epistemological solipsism is at best a briefly amusing thought experiment.
>>11300108by throwing upapparently in the competitive eating community its well known that matt stonie and other competitors throw up there are some that dont like randy santel, darron breedan, furious pete, and joey chestnutanother competitive eater similar to stonie in terms of capacity, and speed is molly schuylershe too throws up after her challenges i personally think she's better than him but she'll never be able to compete with him because of the mle contract stonie is under
>>11306411Gonna need some proof Matt does.