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Hello /ck/, britbong here, just had one of the "famous" MacDonald's Big Macs for the first time. What the actual fuck is wrong with Americans who enjoy this? That was the most disgusting burger I've ever tried. The meat was thin, greasy and tasted like dog food. There was more bread, disgustingly sweet sauce and old limp lettuce then there was the disgusting meat. The one I went to there was a line around the building for the drive through. I'm a little bit in shock, does anyone have any ideas what's happened here?

>> No.11290967

Talk to me after you've defended whatever the fuck makes Twiglets so horrifically disgusting

>> No.11290979

I'd take your criticism more seriously if we hadn't stopped Hitler while he was busy lubing up your limey assholes. Go jack off over some beans and toast or pork faggots.

>> No.11290986

>>11290979
*revs up pre-previous gen corvette*

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>>11290959
>big mac meat
>greasy
Confirmed for never eating at mcdonalds, at least not on this planet

>> No.11291031

>>11290959
>obsessed
Also whats wrong with stuff tasteing like dog food?

>> No.11291033

>>11291017
You must be so used to ingesting bowls of grease that you aren't even aware what defines greasy

>> No.11291060

>He goes to a McDonalds in the UK
>He gets a Big Mac
>He doesn't get a Big Tasty

>> No.11291159
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>>11290959
Fuck off crumpetsucker

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>>11290959
>britbong here

>> No.11291191

>>11291033
Go on. Keep saying mcdonalds is greasy. Double down on being a fucking idiot.

>> No.11291207

>>11290959
because big mac is THE worst macdonalds burger. Nothing else even comes close. The only thing big mac tastes of is mayo and bread. You'd be be better off buying any other burger. Go for quarter pounder or the double cheese if you're broke

>> No.11291642

>>11290959
Big Macs are literally the worst thing on the menu

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>>11290959

>> No.11292423

>>11290959
I doubt you're British.

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>> No.11292446

>>11290959
>British
prove it, what's your favourite soccer team?

>> No.11292459

>>11292424
>No fear

Lmao

>> No.11292480

mcd patties are dry dude. especially the big mac

>> No.11292483

>>11292424
>Heinz beans
Tried one import, here in France. Why is it so sweet ? It's like they added sugar on top of the already sweet tomato sauce. It was pretty weird and I couldn't finish it.

>> No.11292488

>>11290959
>The one I went to there was a line around the building for the drive through
nice try american. kill yourself

>> No.11292501

>>11291191
>if I keep saying he's wrong that means I'm right

>> No.11292509

>>11290959
>Why does this cheap trashy food taste cheap and trashy?

>> No.11292547

McDonald's is relatively famously known as having low quality burgers though? The place specializes in families, which is why Happy Meal is their most important customer draw.

>> No.11292698

>>11290959
Keep on LARPing, someone might actually believe you one day.

>> No.11292814

>>11290959
Thing is, us Americans know it tastes like shit, but we still eat it.

>> No.11293040

>eat fastfood
>surprised when it's shit

are all britbongs this retarded?

>> No.11293209

>>11290959
You dumb fucks put mashed peas on top of meat pies like retards. And that's literally your national dish. I'd rather eat drive through crap than british "cuisine"

>> No.11293214

>>11290959
Did you try the McChicken tho?

>> No.11293217

>>11290959
>big mac
>can taste the meat
Fake news.

>> No.11293472

>>11292446
*looks around the room, sees a sign with the word "west" written upon it*
West...
*keeps looking around room, sees ham on a plate*
Ham...?

XD

>> No.11293507

How can you use the drive through when you’re sitting on the wrong side of the fucking car?

>> No.11293548

>>11291207
>mayo
>not thousand island

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>>11293507

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>>11290959
>Be British
>Used to my boiled meat and canned beans on toast
>Feel as if I can criticize food from cultures that actually dare to use spices

>> No.11293689

>>11290959
>Hello /ck/, britbong here
How da Fug do you know what food is?

>> No.11293829

>>11290979
>we

>> No.11293897

>>11290979
t. russian

>> No.11293901

Actual Brit here, Big Macs are delicious.

>> No.11293922

>>11291170
Would fuck the two on the right in their shitpipes

>> No.11294231

>>11293209
>You dumb fucks put mashed peas on top of meat pies
>And that's literally your national dish
but that's wrong and the people you're trying to insult know it's wrong, so why even bother trying

>> No.11294261

I haven't had a big mac in 17 years. However, that's only because the last time I consumed them I was 16 and tried to eat 2 of them on a half quarter of mushrooms. Don't eat big macs on drugs.

>> No.11294314

>>11290979
>if we hadn't stopped Hitler while he was busy lubing up your limey assholes.
You seem to think that that the USA had joined the war prior to the Battle of Britain.

>> No.11294364

>>11292501
Different anon, but you're literally full of shit. Mcd's has dry burgers. You got caught being a faggot, accept it like a faggot.

>> No.11294366

>>11294261
>half quarter
So, an eighth?

>> No.11294523

Another britbong who had a big mac for the first time today, was pretty shitty honestly. Gimme a quarter pounder or double cheeseburger instead.

>> No.11294545
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>>11293214
This is my favorite sandwich. I love the McChicken, I buy them for the whole family once per weak (and sneak a few for lunch at work too) I'm glad the experts on this cooking forum aren't pretentious, and know a great chicken sandwich when they try one. You just can't beat that mcdonalds taste. I'm loving it.

>> No.11294580

>>11290986
I think you might mean trans-am