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What in your emergency stash?

>> No.11290173

>>11290170
A bullet

>> No.11290218

Your mom

>> No.11290219

>>11290170
Your mom's phone #

>> No.11290243

>>11290170
your mom's panties

>> No.11290247

>>11290170
vacuum packed whey powder
honey
vitamin pills
fiber
olive oil

>> No.11290249

>>11290170
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

>> No.11290430

mostly sardines and canned spinach
i legitimately have a little prepper shelter ten feet under ground. haven't been in it for a while but it's loaded to the gills with sardines, canned spinach, and these godawful macaroni and meat MRE's

>> No.11290468

Just a lot of salvia, really

>> No.11290610

I keep a bag of cheetos in my room in case of emergencies

>> No.11290674

>>11290173
I see you are a man of simple solutions as well.

>> No.11290678

>>11290610
Scares some shitty rapper might break in?

>> No.11290701

cases of deenz

>> No.11290723

>>11290170
Alright.

Don't you fucking post on this board again with this bullshit. I'll fucking find you in real life and I'll make an emergency stash out of your fucking ass dick. Understand me son? I'll kill you. I'll drink your blood and vomit into your nose. I'll cut you up and hurt you

>> No.11290841

>>11290723
It's depressing that this weak shit is what passes for a meme right now

>> No.11290976

>>11290170
I don't have a "stash" because I'm an adult that lives in a house with other non-insane adults.