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If you could eat a meal with any famous person who ever lived, what would you eat and with who?

>For me it would be chicken tenders with Taylor Swift.

>> No.11288221

Get happy meal with Michael Jackson from drive-thru then go cuddle to neverland ranch with him while eating them and feeding each other fries and playing with the happy meal toys in the bed

>> No.11288230

>>11288217
Fried chicken and ice cream with Elvis Presley. And I want old opiate addicted Elvis. I love him man. I'm old and southern and I would just want one good night of getting blasted.
Listen to his voice here even when he is completely wasted on his last leg. Once in a generation.
https://youtu.be/AG9ph9xkOrw

>> No.11288341

>>11288217
Gandhi, nothing lol

>> No.11288448

bacon, muhammad

>> No.11288472

my mum, really
I never cook for her and I left the country 12 yrs ago
each time I visit her, she cooks for me
so I hope it's my turn soon

>> No.11288473

>>11288472
What's she famous for?

>> No.11288479

>>11288472
what happened

>> No.11288495

tuna sashimi with leo messi

>> No.11288503

I have a reoccurring day dream of finding Bobby Lee on the streets of my city, bumming a cig from him, then buying him Dim Sum from my fave place.

>> No.11288513
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hayley williams and non-dairy icecream. after that I eat her pucci

>> No.11288517

why do you guys think celebrities would be interesting to talk to? most of them would be pretty dumb

never meet your idols because they might turn out to be crazy assholes like jim carrey

>> No.11288518

Come nice bread and cheese and wine with Hemingway maybe.

Or pancakes with Helen Bannerman.

>> No.11288519

>>11288217
Some cheap croque monsieurs at little cafe in Paris with young Hemingway, just so I can find out what he was like before the whole macho image thing

>> No.11288522

>>11288518
Holy shit are you me? >>11288518

>> No.11288525
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11288525

Peanuts with Serena Williams, so I can feel genetically superior as she turns into Violet Beauregard and chokes on her own vomit.

>> No.11288526

>>11288517
Maybe your idols are just Hollywood retards. Doesn't mean mine are.

>> No.11288529

>>11288526
im talking about celebrities, not historical figures

most celebrities are dumb

>> No.11288549

>>11288529
Well, the OP said "famous person" so maybe you should just make your own thread about celebrities, faggot.

>> No.11288558

>>11288549
i clearly said celebrities here >>11288517
, you faggot, seeing as more than half the thread is about them

stop sucking cock and learn to read

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>>11288217
Literally perfect answer in the OP. No need to continue the thread

>> No.11288597

>>11288558
Nigga just answer the question or fuck off stop being a Debby downer.

>> No.11288616

>>11288217
I would eat Taylor Swift's pussy, with louie ck.

>> No.11288620

>>11288517
I met Buzz Bissinger, one of my writing idols, and while our politics are very different he was a nice and interesting guy. Now George Strait, that asshole and his whole family can go over a cliff on a cactus.

>> No.11288621

Buttered noodles with rainbow dash

>> No.11288630

>>11288620
He said don't bother coming home, by the time you get here he'll be long gone.
I love his music. What did he do? Blow you off and make you feel like a dick? Were you annoying and asking for a picture?

>> No.11288640

>>11288630
He made a huge scene about a friend quietly asking for an autograph, him and his family use the "do you know who I am" to get free stuff, and he's a massive coke head.

>> No.11288644
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>>11288620
Met Darryl Worley a few years ago (he's a literally WHO now, but had a couple top-whatever country hits in the early 2000s.) Ate some catfish and hushpuppies sitting next to him at his festival where my old band was supposed to be playing. I was shitfaced and acted like a total prick because I thought it was his fault we got removed from the roster. Shit's embarrassing to remember.

>> No.11288654

>>11288640
In fairness, if I was that rich, I'd do tons of coke too.

>> No.11288660

>>11288654
In fairness, if I was that rich I would pay for my shit without complaint.

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>>11288217
Robert Duvall, already met him and he is fascinating, not only for his movies, but he is an amatuer historian, and world traveler. We would probably have some nice gulf seafood or chicken fried steak.

>> No.11288674

bigmac with DJ Trump

>> No.11288683

>>11288660
I googled it after reading your post. Apparently he's a notorious douche. I didn't know that. Thanks for the new fact I can tell people when his music comes on. "You know I read he's a real cocksucker to his fans"

>> No.11288713

>>11288683
To be fair, his sister in laws is the worst of the bunch, and while it's not my taste, his music is good. My aunt was a barfly when he was coming up, and apparently before fame he was a decent guy.

>> No.11288716

>>11288217
I'd fast with bryan callen

>> No.11288723

>>11288716
kek

>> No.11288742

Seafood gumbo with Alexander the Great.

Wouldn't mind getting hammered with that one dude who wrote Hagakure, or some of the OG Greek philosophers. I almost added Dostoyevski, but honestly I think he'd be a fucking drag to drink with.

>> No.11288802

>>11288217
hamburger
mike stoklasa

>> No.11288825

Some ridiculous hot pepper with Helen Keller. The grunting and tard wailing would be worth the price.

>> No.11288828

Bagels with hitler

>> No.11288854

>>11288828
i would have monkey soup with hitler

>> No.11288855

Sauerkraut, potatoes and Kassler with ADOLF HITLER.

Damn, we need him !

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11288857

A good burger with Todd Howard

>> No.11288867

>>11288217
A full English with Patrick Stewart.

>> No.11288870

>>11288825
She'd sense the deceit and go all Kenshi on your ass

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11288873

BBQed stingray with steve irwin :)

>> No.11288876

>>11288873
thats skate fish

>> No.11288898

>>11288867
Ohh good one.

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>>11288876
no, not skate

>> No.11288904

>>11288867
>quit asking me about star trek, and quit calling them 'scotties'

>> No.11288912

>>11288904
Shut up Wesley.

>> No.11288919

>>11288904
>>11288912
>Tea, Earl Grey, hot.

>> No.11288936

Cheeseburgers on the floor with David Hasselhoff

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>>11288867
>>11288904
Picard canonically prefers a breakfast of croissants and coffee.