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>> No.11287950

>>11287933
>a small metal disc that generates heat
>guaranteed disease if you consume it

Uh, is it radioactive?

>> No.11287955

>>11287950
Yes, one in million chance you will become Heatman

>> No.11287966

>>11287955
>999,999/1,000,000 chance of death
>1/1,000,000 chance of becoming Heatman

It's a win win.

>> No.11287983
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>>11287966
But death will be not instant and involve a lot of suffering, so it's rather bittersweet.

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>> No.11287985

>>11287966
okay that's epic.

>> No.11287987
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>> No.11287989

>>11287966
It doesn't guarantee death, though. Just 'disease'. That could arguably be a lot worse than death.

>> No.11287993
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>> No.11287995

>>11287989
I've already got cancer, a nice radiation coin would probably kill me.

>> No.11287998

>>11287995
>I've already got cancer
Don't joke about that. Thank you.

>> No.11288005

>>11287998
>Don't joke about that.

I'm not. Thank you.

>Acute Myeloid Leukemia

>> No.11288007
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>>11287998
>He didn't get cancer after all these years on 4chan

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>> No.11288311
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>>11287998
Huh?

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>>11288289
>it's real
https://www.oetker.de/unsere-produkte/pizzaburger/pizzaburger-hot-dog.html

>> No.11288336

>>11287933
That's actually kind of funny

>> No.11288346

>>11288315
yes. I had them. They're okay if you had a long day and dont want to cook something, so you put them in the oven, eat them and hate your life.

>> No.11288349

>>11287993
The point of that "tea" is to help with pain during uriantion. So the name is chosen accroding to this.

>> No.11288424
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>>11288349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOnSh3QlpbQ
>DICK
>MILCH

>> No.11288445

>>11287933
i like nugs and all but i don't think they're worth getting cancer for

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>>11288289

>> No.11288511
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Salzlakritz

>> No.11289131

>>11287933
That's just a battery.

>> No.11289146

>>11288289
>americans truly are fa-

>> No.11289147
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>>11287983

>> No.11289153

>>11288289
>EASY TO EAT
Interesting selling point

>> No.11289186

>>11288424
It means "thick milk" you spastic.

>> No.11289208

>>11288289
Do americans really eat this?

>> No.11289209

>>11289208
It's German

>> No.11289216

>>11289209
dats ze joke

>> No.11289219
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>>11289216
>German humor

>> No.11289352

>>11288511
As a kid I thought these were hardcore drugs. They're pretty disgusting iirc.

>> No.11289370

>>11288289
My local supermarket had this about 6 months ago. Is pretty good. I live in Denmark.

>> No.11289380

>>11288005
ah man you were the tipping friend. glad you're still kicking at least.

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>>11288007

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>>11289186

>> No.11289469
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>> No.11289470

>>11288456
PIZZA
BURGER
HOT
DOG

>> No.11289480

>>11289466
You need to go back.

>> No.11289500

>>11289219
German humor is no laughing matter, anon.

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>>11289513

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>>11289522

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>>11289524

>> No.11289540
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>>11289532

>> No.11289542

>>11289216
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>> No.11289557
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>> No.11289598

>>11289557
bepis :DDDD

>> No.11289622

>>11289532
thanos said half of the universe would cease to exist without noticing it, yet spidey didn't feel so good.
>he lied

if half of the universe would die, is it plants and insects too? if plants and insects too, how does that help against starving population. if not, why did mantis die?
>he lied

would not vote him our leader again.

>> No.11289624

>>11288289
Love a good pizzaburger hotdog burger burgers

>> No.11289636
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>>11289622
THANOS CAR

THANOS CAR

>> No.11289640

>>11289524
THEY RALLY ROUND THUH FAMLAY

>> No.11289643

>>11287998
>these jokes are off limits thank you
fuck off

>> No.11289653
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>>11289524

>> No.11289659

>>11289524
I always thought he meant sea shells

>> No.11289671

>>11289659
who?

>> No.11289732
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>> No.11289752

>>11289146
>German company

Euros truly are obsessed.

>> No.11289763

>>11289462
We had a good thing going with gushing granny but you retarded nazi-boos just had to fuck it up. Now we have no funny name OR green apple mountain dew

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>>11289763
I didn't know it was apple flavored, that makes a lot more sense now

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>>11289540

>> No.11289806

>>11289784
what
a
dumb

>> No.11289814

>>11289784
The Money Shot

>> No.11289817
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>>11287933
>DO NOT EAT HEAT COIN
>Guaranteed disease.

>> No.11289848

>>11287998
Thank you :clap: thank you :clap: thank you!
It's participation in our society's toxic "cancer culture" that enables these harmful jokes to persist!!! It's 2018, we need to move forward from such bigoted outdated stereotypes! Cancer disproportionately affects poor and minorities through systematic denial in healthcare access. Jokes like this just enable such oppression to continue to exist!

>> No.11289910

>>11289848
This post gave me cancer

>> No.11289915

>>11287998
sup cancer bitch

>> No.11289917

>>11289910
I bet you thought that was clever.

>> No.11289956
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>> No.11289964

>>11289917
Watch out triggered libtard or you will get DESTROYED

>> No.11289972

>>11289848

SNAP.jpg

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>>11289964

>> No.11290061

>>11289622
Spidey only felt bad because of his Spidey sense.

>> No.11290270

>>11289771
Sub tuna?

>> No.11290273

>>11289732
>extra veal
Absolutely disgusting

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>>11289986

>> No.11290423
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>WHAT IS UP LADIES AND GENITALS!

>> No.11290427
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>> No.11290484
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>>11287998

>> No.11290513

>>11288349
really? were can i buy this?

>> No.11290525

>>11290446
I RECOGNIZE THAT SPILLED SAUCE!

>> No.11290567

>>11289131
Autism.

>> No.11290795

>>11290440
Is this accurate, I know none of these

>> No.11290818
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>>11287933

>> No.11290838

>>11288005
Godspeed

>> No.11290860

>>11290795
move big tiddy aryan waifu to true neutral and replace with the brothers weed, "GUYS" moves up to neutral good and remove chingchong completely and it would be accurate
>bonus: cooking dog takes chef johnbergstein place as lawful good

>> No.11290876

>>11290500
that guy has had sex at least 3 times

>> No.11290883

>>11290500
This is white "culture"

>> No.11290897

>>11290883
>yank
>white

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>>11290795

>> No.11290918

>>11287998
Cancer is horrible and nearly destroyed my household as a child. Cancer also took the life of my best friends dad.
We both laugh at cancer jokes. Fuck you.

>> No.11290935

>>11290876
nah he's a cuck

>> No.11290960
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>>11290876
>that guy has had sex at least 3 times
what did he mean by this? one of them is just an infant

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>> No.11290964

>>11290960
Only that he has 3 kids, not that he fucked one of them. Don't be an idiot.

>> No.11290970

>>11288005
best of luck, man

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>>11290964
actually that is what i meant

>> No.11291015
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>>11290963

>> No.11291027

>>11291015
imagine the smell

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>>11290270

>> No.11291042
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>> No.11291103

>>11290963
Non-burger here. Does anyone know what this actually means in technical terms? People always joke about it being plastic or whatever, but really... Is this happening because there's a lot of non-dairy products added in or something?

>> No.11291107

>>11291038
that is an abomination

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>>11287933
>tfw all those images were made by just one guy

>> No.11291119
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>>11291114
Also this one.

>> No.11291131

>>11291103
It has too much oil and emulsifiers and such to be called cheese
>"Pasteurized process cheese food, which is made from not less than 51 percent by final weight of one or more "optional cheese ingredients" (similar to the cheeses available for pasteurized process cheese), mixed with one or more "optional dairy ingredients" (milk, whey, etc.), and which may contain one or more specified "optional ingredients" (nondairy). Moisture must be <44 percent, and fat content >23 percent."

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>> No.11291136
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>> No.11291143
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>> No.11291182

>>11291143
realtalk anyone who cooks with bay leaves should just buy a small laurel tree

>> No.11291188
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why are australians so racist

>> No.11291192
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>>11291188

why are washington dc car dealerships so racist?

https://www.koons.com/

>> No.11291196

>>11290876
Yeah, but would you really want to have sex with his wife? Be serious, it's an honest question.

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>>11291188
Based

>> No.11291224

>>11291182
newfag here, what's wrong with bay leaves. I always put them in my chili because my dad used to when he made it when I was a kid

>> No.11291228

>>11291188
Australians are more degenerate than niggers and abo's put together.

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>> No.11291245
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>> No.11291246

>>11291192
What?

>> No.11291249
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>>11288005
good luck anon

>> No.11291253

>>11291246

so you have Coons and then Koons. do you need urban dictionary or something?

>> No.11291261

>>11289464
topkek

>> No.11291265

>>11291224
Bay leaves come from the laurel tree. I was just suggesting people grow their own and use it fresh, instead of using dried out years-old leaves in a box

>> No.11291271

>>11291249
*tips urethra*
>M'semen

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>>11289986

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>>11291309
calisse de tabarnak

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>>11291313
>mfw teeth

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>> No.11291335

>>11291334
Is this legal?

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>> No.11291343

>>11291335
Why wouldn't it be?

>> No.11291371

>>11290860
Maangchi is perfect, why u do dis?

>> No.11291377

>>11291143
Kek. Took me a second.

>> No.11291406

>>11291271
lmao

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>>11291135
It's not the salt, it's the container.

>> No.11291447

>>11291311
Spravy

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>> No.11291480

>>11290440
Who's the chubby slope?

>> No.11291481

>>11289763
Kek, stay mad gilf fucker, you never had a chance against Hitler

>> No.11291485

>>11290917
RIP Francis ;_;

>> No.11291487

>>11289786
Next Dinotendies video when?

>> No.11291559

>>11290883
Money, happiness and a father that sticks around and pays the bills.

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>> No.11291648

>>11291245
They can't legally say it's cheese can they

>> No.11291666

>>11291119
looks like the Lincoln/Cypress metro gold line station stop in LA area

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>>11291648

>> No.11291758

>>11291568
>>11291578
based

>> No.11291763

>>11289622
>capeshit
Go back

>> No.11291775

>>11287998
>you're not allowed to say certain combinations of words because my precious little feelings will get hurt
Literally just end yourself if you can't handle the bants.

>> No.11291779

>>11291775
>the bantz
cringe

>> No.11292010

>>11291779
>cringe

yikes

>> No.11292025

>>11291228
:( fuck you

>> No.11292026

>>11289352
They taste like very salty vomit.

>> No.11292051

>>11291192
half the dc population is black, so are they really being racist? check m8 euro scum

>> No.11292057

>>11290423
this fucking retard probably just google searched jack is handsome and found that bl2 pic

>> No.11292062

>>11291481
>you never had a chance against Hitler
neither did hitler, apparently

>> No.11292063

>>11287966
Suicidal nihilism is so 2017 twitter, anon.

>> No.11292066

>>11289636
FUUCk off Reddit

>> No.11292068

>>11291245

The sunny acres logo makes this seem like a literal meme

>> No.11292074

>>11291239
I remember that thread. Imagine being that guy, and one day coming across some guy asking about eating cockroaches and going "this is it, my time to shine" and revealing your full cockroach power level.

>> No.11292083

>>11287950
It is a coin lithium battery as in the kind of battery that explodes in a fireball if you look at them funny used in many electronics.

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>>11292063
wait people were kidding about it?

>> No.11292116

>>11291336
Please tell me this isn't Loss.

>> No.11292183

>>11291103
it's actually margarine on steroids - strong emulsifiers that make the oil behave as a solid; dyes to give it color. No, or nearly no dairy products.

If it contains any cheese at all, it's recycled: a cheese that nears due date at a supermarket, sent back to manufacturer for reprocessing - melt, add to that crap, due date extended by another year or two.

>> No.11292188

>>11291253
I was sure it meant it was made of racoon meat...

>> No.11292194

>>11292063
It's never out of date as long as we live.

>> No.11292203
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>>11287995
Radiation is used to treat cancer, though. It's good for you, just like weed.

>> No.11292210

>>11291103
>>11292183
to add to that, it was made that way because of the great depression and WWII, being a lot cheaper to buy for most families and it just kinda stayed around afterwards for whatever reason.

>> No.11292218
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>>11289370
/ck/ seems to have a lot of us.
Or maybe it's just you and me and we talk about being from Denmark too damn much.

>> No.11292222

>>11288005
I wish you a long and happy life.

>> No.11292227
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my pp hurts

>> No.11292264

>>11288289
I've had this. I think Diavola was the only good one, but it's been years since it disappeared from markets. I recall that the hot dog one had a really distinct flavor, kinda mustard-y.

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>>11290440
You're missing the based category.

>> No.11292379
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>>11292350
based jungle gook poster

>> No.11292384

>>11291182
Laurels in your soup enhances its aroma.

>> No.11292436
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>>11292379
nice

>> No.11292454

>>11287966
>>1/1,000,000 chance of becoming Heatman
Congratulations!
A winrar is you.

>> No.11292456

>>11287995
Sorry to hear that anon. Praying for you

>> No.11292458

>>11291559
>I feel good about myself because I'm not a broken black family from the projects
You all look the same to us
t. Asian from a family that isn't fat, ugly, or uncultured

>> No.11292460

>>11292379
jaja she is cleaning phallic object and makes it look like she is giving it a handjob

>> No.11292500

>>11292458
cool, you too!

>> No.11292598

>>11291196
Not everyone is an angry incel. She looks to be nice, isn't disfigured, obviously clean and wholesome. Based on experience I'd wager she makes up for not being classically beautiful with enthusiasm in the bedroom. So yeah, I would.

>> No.11292629

>>11290818
>from Israel!

>> No.11292682

>>11292458
>Asian from a family that isn't fat, ugly, or uncultured
I'm not American for starters.
>Asian
Asia's a big place, what ethnicity?

>> No.11292684

>>11288289
This looks like it would actually be nice if it were made of actual ingredients and not 80% soy protein and 19% HFCS

>> No.11292692

>>11292460
Wtf how skinny is your peener? She's only using g her finger tips. 2/10

>> No.11292806

>>11290440
I love Babish. Why is he Lawful Evil?

>> No.11292818

>>11288511
Got some spunk at home.

>> No.11292889

>>11290446
Kek

>> No.11292928

>>11289459
nogger mint was better

>> No.11292950

>>11288511
Reminds me of my schooltrip to London where one of my friends wore a spunk t-shirt. We did not understand the weird looks he recieved at that time.

>> No.11292957

>>11292456
This is the best board.

>> No.11293012

>>11291239
>>11292074
He's clearly in lab though. I remember cringing at some guy being the ultimate slime mold autist back in school.
Now he's written several books on the subject and I'm still trying to get published

>> No.11293215

>>11292598
This is how we know you're a virgin with no hope.

>> No.11293221

>>11291425
That's the joke

>> No.11293263

>>11291425
Maybe they shouldn't make the container out of plastic the next time.

>> No.11293269

>>11293215
My wife would disagree.

>> No.11293352

>>11292010
>yikes
Ouch

>> No.11293370

>>11291239
https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/42133525/#42136479

>> No.11293371

>>11293352
>Ouch
Whoa

>> No.11293378

>>11293371
>Whoa
Woah

>> No.11293404

>>11293378
>Woah
Yeesh

>> No.11293407

>>11293352
>>11293371
>>11293378
Hi all, time to top shitting up the thread with your faggot shit and go back to r*ddit

>> No.11293413

>>11293407
>r*ddit
crimge

>> No.11293426

>>11293413
>newfag doesn't know about the spam filters
Lurk more, faggot

>> No.11293450

>>11293426
That filter is pretty new.

>> No.11293490

>>11293450
cope

>> No.11293506

>>11293490
rope

>> No.11293519

>>11293506
rome

>> No.11293556

>>11288005
godspeed you magnificent bastard.

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>>11287933

>> No.11293690

>>11291042
10/10 would go there and die of food poisoning

>> No.11293726
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>>11293556
Ok Philip defranco

>> No.11293736
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Extra void

>> No.11293771

>>11290963
VALU TIME

american FLAVORED
SaNDWiCH
SLiCeS
AMERICAN FLAVORED IMITATION PASTUERIZED PROCESS CHEESE FOOD

>> No.11293780
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>>11288289

>> No.11293811
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>> No.11293823

>>11290440
>Tasty
>Chaotic

They have the most rigid and formulaic design criteria imaginable. Lawful Evil if anything, since they are a net drain on the cooking world's imagination

>> No.11293834

>>11290963
>>11291103
The EU says you can;t call vegan cheese "cheese" as it contains no milk. So they call them "slices" and package it exactly like competitor cheese brands so people make the logical leap to what it is

>> No.11293838

>>11291182
delicious cyanide

>> No.11293855
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>> No.11293860

>>11288005
>>11292222
checked and witnessed; you're gonna get better man!

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>>11287933

>> No.11293888
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>> No.11293900
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>>11287933
Is this the same company?

>> No.11293905

>>11293884
Do canadians even eat anything besides poutine?

>> No.11293911
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>>11293905
I'm told they also eat beaver with maple syrup

>> No.11293917

>>11289671
He

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>> No.11293971

>>11293902
the science behind this worth exploring to the extent it could potentially reduce poverty and death in third world countries but it's wasted on a $2 piece of crap novelty toy... thanks america

>> No.11293984

>>11293971
>the science behind this worth exploring

No more than the science of Squand

>> No.11293993

>>11291188
Because Australian is what happens when you give Florida Man a whole country.

>> No.11293998

>>11289771
This only works if you pronounce Tuna like a retard. What a dumb meme

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>>11293998

>> No.11294007
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>>11293911

>> No.11294031
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>>11293911

>> No.11294051
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>>11294031

>> No.11294056
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>>11294051

>> No.11294089

>>11293902
How do you open this without spilling the water out?

>> No.11294095

>>11294089
use scissors to cut the top off.

>> No.11294096

>>11292806
>I love Babish
You have to go back

>> No.11294097

>>11294089
The chain absorbs it immediately upon opening

It's infinite after all

>> No.11294099

>>11294095
>>11294097
Oh fuck that's pretty amazing.

>> No.11294128

>>11293566
Optimus Fry

>> No.11294134

>>11287933
Can someone explain this joke?

>> No.11294137

>>11294134
Ask /b/

>> No.11294142

>>11293993
This explains why Dino has an Aus flag in his bedroom

>> No.11294157
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>>11289659

Me too

>tfw white

>> No.11294164

>>11291343
What if it was run by trannies and called -5 Guys

>> No.11294346

>>11287998
>Don't joke about that. Thank you.
get cancer then faggot

>> No.11294362

>>11289480
>You need to go back.
this applies to you too you fucking reddit autistic faggot

>> No.11294379

>>11289784
Fucking hell why are women the worse people I hate her so much.

>> No.11294386

>>11289557
WHAT

>> No.11294387

>>11292350
>>11292379
>based
>cooks a chicken in a fucking watermelon
chose one faggots

>> No.11294394

>>11291228
Aborigines aren't Australian? Why don't they just get sent back where they came from?

>> No.11294421

>>11293811
Wait is this guy serious?

>> No.11294436

>>11294394
>Aborigines aren't Australian

Redpilled

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>>11292379

>> No.11294675

>>11293566
>>11294128
RX-78-2 1/100 MG Gunpla most likely the ver.Anime

>> No.11294842

>>11294675
nerd

>> No.11294846

>>11294675
impressive

>> No.11294983

>>11291576
I just lost The Game

>> No.11295039

>>11293884
Ireland really bucked the stereotype by eating just mashed potatoes

>> No.11295072

>>11292210
The Great Depression predisposing everyone to buy the cheapest shit possible, and WW2 creating a need for cheap shelf stable foodstuffs to ship overseas combined account for probably 85% of Americas bad food habits.
The rest is our susceptibility to fancy packaging and ad campaigns fucking up our sense of value.

>> No.11295077
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>>11287933
Why would anyone want to buy food in packaging that is illegal to throw away? Such an extra hassle to need to mail your trash back to the manufacturer.

>> No.11295089
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>>11288289
>Pizza
>Hamburger
>Hot dog
The holy trinity all in one meal

>> No.11295239

>>11294096
Considering I've never been to R-ddit, I realize that it is where he became popular. I found him through JewTube though, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>> No.11295289

>>11288005
Good luck anon

>> No.11295302

>>11295274
>HUFFing our own fartsPOST

>> No.11295303

>>11288005

RKO that bitch into 100% remission, love ya

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>>11289986

>> No.11295357

>>11295311
Sounds like whatever awful fucking gimmick they were serving food on got shut down by the health inspector.

>> No.11295365

>>11293884
Wow, I love the British isles now.

>> No.11295374

>>11295357
My money is on license plates or skateboards

>> No.11295392

>>11291114
holy fuck this killed me

>> No.11295400

>>11291136
pfffhaha

>> No.11295406
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>> No.11295420

>>11293884
brazil sounds fucking vile
worst of all of those

>> No.11295439

>>11293888
ok, what does this actually make and what the fuck are they using

>> No.11295455

>>11291578
lost

>> No.11295470
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>>11295439
That's actually cocaine

>> No.11295475

>>11295470
battery acid? gasoline?
you're shitting me

>> No.11295509

>>11295475
How did you think it was made?

>> No.11295516

>>11295509
honestly? no idea
but not that way

>> No.11295525

What do you call a woman with small tits?

Raclette.

>> No.11295526

>>11295516
It's true. Plenty of cheap chemicals like acid and kerosene go into cocaine production, mostly to extract the actual drug from the leaves. Watch Narcos, the first few episodes are good.

>> No.11295529

>>11295526
that's fucking nuts. I'll check that out, thanks.

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>>11295525

>> No.11295534

>>11291038
I work there lol

>> No.11295540

>>11289786
>possum
>it's a picture of a fucking rat

>> No.11295546

>>11289848
>being baited this hard

>> No.11295554
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>>11295526
whole first season was great

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>>11291228

>> No.11295575

>>11295554
i needs it brotendos

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>>11295311

>> No.11295587
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>>11295584

>> No.11295672

>>11295554
how come curly fries generally have that type of seasoning?
same thing with waffle/crisscut fries.

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>> No.11295726

>>11295672
Idk, but I love it.

I wish Chick fil A seasoned their waffle fries like that

>> No.11295761

>>11293810
I dont get it... Its a weird combo but I dont think it would taste bad.

>> No.11295787

>>11287983
Will we ever get the true story?

>> No.11295794

>>11295554

Popeyes and arbys: you can stay.

Everyone else bugger off.

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>>11295475
>>11295509
>>11295516
>>11295526
>>11295526
But why did Gordon Ramsay taste that shit if it was really that bad?

>> No.11295813

>>11295801
To see how it taste ?

>> No.11295857

>>11295801
to see if it would numb his gums. you never tried coke before?

>> No.11295872

>>11295794
>I needs my chemical flavorings!!!
A good french fry needs only salt. The potato should be allowed to speak for itself

>> No.11295893

>>11287998
i hope you marry a beautiful women father, 3 children and start a life together only for you to get cancer and go through a year of painful chemo treatments while youre family watches you slowly dying until you make a drastic unheard of turn around recovery, heal completely cancer free and go onto live a healthy lifestyle

then i hopr your wife and kids slowly develop cancer and die off one by one as you watch slowly watch the whole process only to be left the only survivor afterwards, having to live the rest of your life with the guilt of knowing youre the only one who lived and youre helpless to do anything about it

>> No.11296028

>>11290917
Where would You Suck at Cooking fall in on this?

>> No.11296228

>>11295587
In Hell there is endless suffering, Except for the desserts. The desserts are actually pretty fucking rad.

>> No.11296390

>>11291245
I don't care if this is fake the
>Now melts!
Is too perfect

>> No.11296419

>>11293736
See: >>11289532

>> No.11296424

>>11293811
Why put the tarp in the tub before the pudding?

>> No.11296428

>>11294846
It's the single most recognizable mobile suit from the whole franchise so not really.

>> No.11296453

>>11288005
best of luck anon

>> No.11296559

>>11288005
much love homie

>> No.11296564

>>11291136
this isn't just "not funny" its a void of humor

>> No.11296569

>>11291447
hows that job in marketing treating you?

>> No.11296571

>>11291454
i wonder what it would taste like...

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>>11293956

>> No.11296588

>>11288005
>>11290838
>>11290970
>>11291250
>>11293556
>>11292222
>>11296559

Hey dudes, this is really awesome.
I'm saying this because I have cancer too. Bone cancer. Yup. It really hurts to type but all these kind words would really help a guy on the way to the checkout.
I can only imagine the positive effect it must have to get all those supportive (you)s.
Yup, can only just imagine it.

>> No.11296663

>>11290883
>we wuzz kangz hang the whitey totally came out from thin air and not social network rot

>> No.11296664

>>11291103
It means that chewing the wrapping is probably healthier for you than the orange dried paint inside, as it actually melt when heated

>> No.11296667

>>11291250
cheer up, emo duck

>> No.11296672

>>11293810
Travel around the world for just £1!

>> No.11296960

>>11293855

What? When the fuck was this? I always miss out on the good shit.

>> No.11296970

>>11293884
This is fucking bullshit. Find me anywhere in Ireland that sells mashed potato until the early hours of the morning. The Irish drunken food is either a kebab with garlic cheese chips or a spice bag. Maybe a breakfast roll if you're on your way home in the morning.

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>>11289636
based

>>11292066
NOT based