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>forgot to leave the butter out overnight so it would be at room temperature

>> No.11287285

just microwave on lower for 25 seconds brainlet

>> No.11287305

>>11287285
Microwaves are pretty bad for you, probably shouldn't own one unless you have to.

>> No.11287314
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>>11287271
>putting butter in the fridge
>>11287285
>owning a microwave

>> No.11287322

>>11287305
>muh radiation

Is American education really this bad?

>> No.11287330
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>>11287322
Don't you know it uses ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION?
Even just seconds of exposure is instant cancer.

>> No.11287340

>>11287322
Microwave radiation vibrates and heats up water atoms. Guess what, the body is mostly made up of water atoms.

>> No.11287353

>>11287340
Microwaves are designed to contain the microwave radiation mongoloid but if you must be a scared faggot don't stick your big mouth breathing face in front of the glass while you watch your pizza rolls heat up

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>>11287353
I can't do that because I don't own a microwave. Also do you really think some thin sheets of metal and glass can stop radiation? Radiation is able to melt metal sometimes.

>> No.11287358

>>11287285
>25 seconds
thats soup

>> No.11287364

>leave butter out
>cat eats it when i'm not looking
how do i prevent this?

>> No.11287375

>>11287364
A butter container, those glass ones.

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>>11287356

>> No.11287381

>>11287358
That's why I said set it to low power anon. If its coming straight out of the fridge it will be just right, any warmer and you're right it'll turn to soup probably

>> No.11287382

>>11287375
but i like to let my butter breathe. and i think my cat might knock it over anyway

>> No.11287389

>>11287382
Put it in a cabinet or cupboard

>> No.11287393

>>11287378
Great argument. I think your microwave might have fried some brain cells.

>> No.11287397

>>11287389
good thinking. i'll report back tomorrow if my cat gets it

>> No.11287416

>>11287271
>the restaurant's butter packets are served cold
>the bread is room temperature

literally what do you do
stick them in your pockets for a few minutes??

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>>11287393
I'm not arguing with you I'm insulting you, retard. But here go ahead and study this and then I want you to find the nearest microwave, break the glass, crank that bad boy up and stick your fucking head in it you absolute troglodyte.

>> No.11287478

>>11287340
Don't put yourself inside a microwave oven then

>> No.11287490

>>11287356
I hope you don't have any wifi or radio signals covering your home. Should probably dispose of the screen that's shooting radiation directly into your eyes and brain right now too.

>> No.11287504

>>11287439
Wouldn't even have to break the glass and put my head in for it to be dangerous
>>11287478
Like I said, the thin metal isn't enough to protect you.
>>11287490
Those are not the same thing as literally deadly microwave radiation. Again, microwaves will damage the water atoms that makes up most of your body.

>> No.11287512

>>11287504
Physicists are wrong and some virgin neet on /ck/ is right huh?

>> No.11287521

>>11287512
>Scientists have never been wrong
You also think that the Earth rotates around the sun or that disease is caused by bad smells?

>> No.11287525

>>11287504
You're completely uneducated on radiation and shielding.
It's easily testable to see if microwave ovens leak the radiation used when cooking, and if they did the 90% of people who own microwaves would quickly notice their bodies being boiled.

>> No.11287530

>>11287512
>lol the earth is round, the gubmint scientist told me so

Enjoy your radioactive cancer food, brainlet.

>> No.11287538

>>11287525
You're right in saying that it isn't a quick process, the things that kill you rarely are. But being around a source of radiation like that isn't good for the body. It's like having a chunk of uranium on your mantle, it slowly will destroy your body so why risk it? Is it really so damn hard to heat your food in the oven or on the stove?

>> No.11287556

>>11287538
>heat from stoves and ovens isnt radiation

I seriously can't tell if this is bait anymore. Either way kys

>> No.11287565

>>11287556
Alright so maybe they are. I still wouldn't put my hand close enough to the stove to hurt it so why do the same with a microwave and harm myself.

>> No.11287581

>>11287565
The only times microwaves emit their non ionizing radiation is when they are on jackass. Its not in any realm similar to a "chunk of uranium"

The shielding covers the rest and what little may leak out DURING USE YOU FUCK, is minimal and harmless because you're not a block of food getting bombarded with concentrated waves you FUCK

>> No.11287732

>>11287581
So you only get blasted with harmful rays of radiation when its on? Wow sounds so fucking safe, its only a chunk of uranium next to you for a few minutes so its okay! Also I already talked about the shielding, little bits of flimsy glass and aluminum will do almost NOTHING to protect you. When you stand around a microwave that's turned on you basically are a block of food being blasted with rays just like your bagel bites.

>> No.11287750

>>11287732
I'd love to strap you down to a chair infront of a microwave and just leave that bitch running for an hour to watch you slowly boil alive.

Unfortunately that isn't how microwaves work so I'll just have to settle with hoping you do us all the favor and jump off a cliff.

>> No.11287780

>>11287750
I would tell you to kys but you're already doing that with your microwave. Throw out that death machine and cook things without radiation in the oven like an actual cook does.

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>>11287780
>without radiation
>in the oven
not him but here's a (You)

>> No.11287907

>>11287364
when take out butter put cat in fridge

>> No.11287914

>>11287271
its hot as fuck here, i just go outside and sit it on my porch roof for like 5 minutes and im good to go

>> No.11288744

>>11287340
>water atoms

>> No.11288751

Shit, that reminds me, I've gotta get the shopping done this afternoon.

>> No.11288763

>>11287907

Directions unclear, dick stuck in ejection port.

>> No.11288796

>>11287314
>owning a microwave
Not having a combination microwave/convection-oven/grill in addition to your normal oven.

Why would you deny yourself such an ideal kitchen tool? Convection+microwave is ideal for a baked potato. Microwave is ideal for quickly making some ghee. When you don't need the microwave you still have a small convection oven and grill.

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>>11287340
>water atoms
Those are called molecules, idiot.
Also this problem can be avoided by not stuffing yourself into your microwave.

>> No.11288804

>>11288796
Microwaves are convenient and most Americans own them. Therefore they're completely shit for everything and /ck/ is contractually obligated to hate them.

>> No.11288834

>leave butter out
>live in canada so it stays hard at room temp

>> No.11288838

If you haven't taken an intro e&m course you're a brainlet. I bet y'all don't even know gauss' law. Fuck outta here burger flippers

>> No.11288859

>>11287271
use a cheese grater and give it 20 mins, WALA