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If I hypothetically wanted to cook and eat huge amounts of jizz how would I prepare it to make it delicious. I already tried my own cum and I know it's slighlty salty but then for some reason I feel like it would go well with strawberries. Or is it just my imagination.

Cum recipe thread

>> No.11283500

Supposedly realistic fake cum recipe from some woman's blog:

1 cup water
2 TBSP cornstarch
1 raw egg white (or about 1 TBSP pasteurized egg whites)
1 TBSP plain yogurt
pinch of salt

Dissolve cornstarch in ¼ cup of water and set aside. Bring the remaining water and a pinch of salt to a simmer in a small saucepan, then stir the cornstarch to redissolve it and stir it in. Simmer and stir the mixture for about two minutes; it will be very thick. Cool the mixture thoroughly. (If you don’t let it cool the egg will get cooked.) If you are impatient, set the pan in a bowl of ice and stir to speed the cooling. When cool, stir in the egg white and yogurt. Mix thoroughly with a wire whisk until smooth. If you want a little more flavor you can add ¼ teaspoon of vanilla extract and some Equal or Splenda for sweetness when you add the egg.

>> No.11283505

>>11283386
>>11283500

how old are you guys?

>> No.11283518

>>11283386
I'm straight as an arrow if it matters

>> No.11283525

>>11283505
Both posts are mine and I'm 21 and bored af

>> No.11283528
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>>11283386

>> No.11283529

>>11283386
it's a protein so theoretically it should emulsify fairly easily. Make an aioli out of it to have with chippies

>> No.11283530
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>>11283528

>> No.11283531

>>11283529
Good point. You made me remember that you can actually foam semen. Maybe that's a clue.

>> No.11283534

>>11283528
>>11283530
These look legit. Did you try them anon?

>> No.11283702

>>11283534
No I just member a while back there being a jizz cookbook called natrual harvest I bought for a dirty santa exchange at work. Just googled that and the recipes popped up.

>> No.11283709

Eat plenty of pineapple, drink pineapple juice.

There, your dish comes ready to serve, no condiments needed.

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>>11283386
I am really wondering nobody posted it yet...

>> No.11284225

>>11283528
>>11283530

>normalfag crepes and salmon
>two spoonfuls of cum

I expected better than this. might as well just make any meal then cum on it.

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>>11283386
pic related>>11283518

>> No.11284560

>>11283500
This is literally just shitty watery pudding.

>> No.11284608

>>11284560
that's cum tho