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When did you learn to use chopsticks?

is it bad that im 29 and still cant use them properly?

>> No.11275564

>>11275560
Never because the fork is a far superior utensil and I'm not a buck-toothed gook.

>> No.11275565

>>11275560
44

>> No.11275591

>>11275564
They're more useful than a fork when you've got a couple of pickles stuck at the bottom of the jar, because it's easier to pivot the pickle when it gets to the neck. Some people say they're better for dumplings, but I prefer to use a spoon in that case. That's about it.

>> No.11275593

I've never understood how people have trouble using chopsticks. It's a very simple skill. Hell, if 4 year old asian kids can manage just fine you literally have no excuse.

>> No.11275599

>>11275564
you cant use a fork to korean BBQ

chopsticks are elegant and they serve a wide range of functions except for liquids

>> No.11275626

>>11275560
When I was like 12 my granny taught me. I never use them though

>> No.11275667

i learned when i was a wee lad from my dad.
ironically my dad hated using them because he couldn't eat fast enough with them

>> No.11275673

>>11275560
5th grade

>> No.11275688

I started eating chips with chopsticks like a fuccboi a while ago and i've gotten way better at it

>> No.11275728

Since I was a toddler. Chopsticks are very useful for a wide variety of things not just for food. I have a little cousin who is about 7 and she still cant use the chopsticks properly, as a chink thats quite embarrassing and will haunt her well into her life if she doesnt learn fast.

>> No.11275755

>>11275560
It's pretty bad. If you don't start using them regularly ASAP you might not get to enjoy the early-onset RSI that so many Asians achieve.

>> No.11275771

>>11275728
>Chopsticks are very useful for a wide variety of things not just for food

Such as what?

>> No.11275774

>>11275771
Grabbing things carefully, like a taratula or centipede

>> No.11275779

>>11275560
the ability to use chopsticks is the difference between being a flyover or not.

>> No.11275780

>>11275728
>Wide variety of things
I'll bet you are the kind of autistic that carries chop sticks in your pocket at all time 'just in case you need them" while having no self awareness of why you can't seem to get laid

>> No.11275783

>>11275771
Masturbation, especially if you have a tiny asian dick.

>> No.11275814

>>11275560
Chopsticks are useless compared to the superior white man's fork.

>> No.11275819

>>11275814
Forks are barbaric

>me white man, me stab! me rape and murder! grug grug grug

>> No.11275826

>>11275780
Why you obsessed with sex? Projecting much?

>> No.11275828

>>11275560
yes you're mentally ill

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>>11275819
>when other races are so inferior and barbaric they project their own still happening atrocities on the white man

>> No.11275855

>>11275846
Asians are superior to whites in every way possible. They are sophisticated and intelligent, something white people lack. Go fuck a rock you stupid neanderthal.

>> No.11275884

>>11275771
picking up small delicate things

or you can use it like a shovel to eat rice fast from a bowl

>> No.11275895

>>11275855
>sophisticated
Which is why they walk around with face masks on right? They're so sophisticated and intelligent they still haven't figured out how to manufacture things without child labor and polluting the environment. Get fucked, there's a reason you cockroaches keep leaving your countries in droves trying to get over to the west and you know it

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11275902

>tfw you accidentally cross over the top tips of your chopsticks and disgrace your famiry

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>>11275902

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11275935

im chinese and i cant use the korean ones

they're flat and slippery and i have no idea how to grip them and it triggers my autism so badly

>> No.11275937

>>11275895
>haven't figured out how to manufacture things without child labor and polluting the environment
And we have? Our only solution was to outsource the work to nations with lower standards.

>> No.11276038

I'm a white boy who'se lived in asia for over 6 years. I use them better than the locals.

>> No.11276042

>>11276038
No you don't you fucking weeb

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>>11275688
That brilliant. Will try with pic related since they're the worst for greasy fingers.

>> No.11276055

>>11275599
why not. i have 2 severed tendons. in my middle and ring finger. i bring forks with me to gook restaurants. fuck em

>> No.11276064

>>11275935
They're dumb, but it's like practicing with a weighted bat, or running with weights on. It makes you all the more skilled when you use the normal kind.

>> No.11276065

>>11276042
Ching Chang chung

>> No.11276067

>>11275935
I'm white and learned how to use chopsticks as a toddler, but only tried using Korean ones a couple years ago and realized I've apparently doing it wrong my entire life.

>> No.11276069

>>11276055
Maybe try not severing your tendons next time, retard.

>> No.11276072

>>11275855
why do your women flock to us?

>> No.11276084

>>11276069
ill go back in time. good idea

>> No.11276095

>watch anime on toonami as a kid
>think japanese stuff is cool
>get some throwaway chopsticks from this chinese place my parents and i would go to
>spend a week teaching myself

it's easy as shit

>> No.11276103

I'm whites and American, and use chop sticks for half of my meals. Salad, rice, pasta are much easier to eat with chop sticks. But forget trying to eat eggs.

>> No.11276136

>>11276103
i cant forget. now what?

>> No.11276188

i use my fingers
>its too hot!
grow a fucking spine

>> No.11276672

>>11275560
When did you start using them?
You need repetition, OP. Use the chopsticks everyday. Your brain will undergo neuroplasticity to develop the dexterity and precision to be able to use chopsticks, and this happens the more frequently you use it.
How do you think stroke patients regain their ability to manipulate things in their affected hand? They use the hand until they can.

>> No.11276674

>>11276672
Whoops, I meant to add
this *process happens *faster the more frequently you use it.

>> No.11276676

>>11275560
17 but like not proficiently until i was like 20

>> No.11276688

>>11275560
When I was like 8 and I'm polish

>> No.11276689

>>11275925

Lol