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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Sun Sep 30 18:49:52 2018 No.11274729 [Reply] [Original]

worst cooking fail you've seen

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 18:53:15 2018 No.11274745 File: 1.09 MB, 2800x2128, hpim3826.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 18:53:46 2018 No.11274749 Cooking black Power inside a Pan. Endgame was a Molten Kitchen and face. I have the prove but cant deliver. Open at Christmas and iM malina pics in mom house

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 18:54:26 2018 No.11274753 >>11274729 is that a pressure cooker that exploded?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 18:55:32 2018 No.11274761 >>11274753 on the right. I forget what caused the bottom of the pot to fall out in the left pic

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 18:56:08 2018 No.11274764 >>11274729 Op's last meal

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 18:57:06 2018 No.11274768 File: 87 KB, 953x497, Cul429RXgAQ084U.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11274753 >>11274761 to clarify, yes it is. pic unrelated

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 18:57:10 2018 No.11274769 >>11274749 Black panther party?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 18:57:20 2018 No.11274771 File: 99 KB, 491x800, cutting-board-cooking-disaster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 18:57:29 2018 No.11274772 An old roommate of mine cooked a frozen pizza on top of a bamboo cutting board in the oven. When I discovered the house was full of rancid smoke, he tells me he thought that's how a "wood fired pizza oven" worked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 18:59:18 2018 No.11274781 File: 81 KB, 604x453, cooking-fails.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11274772 that's more hilarious than pic related

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 19:01:36 2018 No.11274791 File: 115 KB, 605x735, funny-kitchen-cooking-fails-145-58984ebd92f65__605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 19:02:16 2018 No.11274795 >>11274769 No, making H3 in moms kitchen. Damn, I lost so many Front and face hairs. It Tool months to look normal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 19:05:22 2018 No.11274808 >>11274781 Fucking how? How is the crust so thin that it can’t support itself on a grate?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 19:07:04 2018 No.11274811 >>11274808 i think it's because they didn't preheat the oven

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 19:09:54 2018 No.11274818 File: 102 KB, 640x1153, 172759d432a0780b3a6c05ed8ebfa4ea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 19:39:19 2018 No.11274897 I put too much bicarb of soda in my scones and that was the last of the flour. Devonshire tea totally ruined, mood demolished.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 19:41:32 2018 No.11274903 >>11274768 I did that in college one sunday afternoon while being hung over as shit in my dorm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 19:44:33 2018 No.11274912 I ate food once

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 19:44:45 2018 No.11274915 >>11274791 how do you cook lava

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 19:45:03 2018 No.11274917 >>11274903 when you think you hit 2-0-0 but you actually hit 8-5-5

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 19:48:07 2018 No.11274932 >>11274771 This is replaceable at least. It's dumb, but it happens.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 19:55:12 2018 No.11274973 File: 283 KB, 1259x1533, 1526005321863.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 20:01:00 2018 No.11274998 >>11274973 don't like that

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 20:07:03 2018 No.11275024 >>11274973 what is happening here

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 20:08:36 2018 No.11275032 >>11275024 Its the High Carb low Protein /fit/ diet for Neets&looser

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 21:05:33 2018 No.11275246 my friend's older sister burned water. I witnessed it three times and she was apparently famous in her house for doing it a lot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 21:20:40 2018 No.11275321 >>11275246 As in she let a whole pot of water boil off? Jesus Christ

Anonymous Sun Sep 30 21:25:46 2018 No.11275340

>>11275321
she would leave the kitchen and the water would boil til it evaporated away, leaving a stained and burned pot. and when she didn't do that the water would boil over and leave residue stains all over the outside of the pots which would burn from the heat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 21:27:25 2018 No.11275346 >>11275024 anon's having a fishy snack

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 21:28:22 2018 No.11275349 >>11274973 This is regular swedish diet.

Anonymous Sun Sep 30 21:32:36 2018 No.11275359

My wife while we were dating made taco hamburger helper. That's pretty shitty as is but she used vanilla soy milk instead of cow milk in the cheese sauce. Was disgusting but I poured hot sauce on it, ate it with a smile, and got my balls sucked. I do the cooking now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 21:35:54 2018 No.11275368 File: 152 KB, 400x550, 1528537246316.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11275359 >Marrying a women who can't cook So you married her for her holes, sad

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 21:39:26 2018 No.11275377 >>11275368 No, i enjoy cooking. I prefer to cook. I work and cook. She basically does everything else. Plus ive actually taught her to be a decent cook.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 21:49:48 2018 No.11275418 File: 541 KB, 597x676, 1524934684528.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11275359 >Eating soy Eventually she is going to introduce Tyrone into your marriage

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 21:51:52 2018 No.11275428 >>11275368 your waifu can't cook either

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 21:52:39 2018 No.11275434 File: 454 KB, 500x500, 1513865284681.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11275428 Better than yours faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 21:52:48 2018 No.11275436 >>11275418 Insinuating im not tyrone?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 21:53:04 2018 No.11275437 >>11275024 I think u know

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 22:04:18 2018 No.11275486 >>11275349 False, the penis was white

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 1 01:15:14 2018 No.11276314 bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 1 01:17:03 2018 No.11276323 >>11275246 Is she single?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 1 01:26:46 2018 No.11276371 >>11276323 married

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 1 01:34:41 2018 No.11276397 >>11275246 Happened to me once. Going to uni full time plus having a 30 hour+ a week job does bad shit to your mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 1 01:36:12 2018 No.11276401 >>11276371 Disappointing, but they always are.

Anonymous Mon Oct 1 02:16:33 2018 No.11276551

my mom tried baking us dinner (I forget what it was)
she decided to let the oven keep going and go downstairs to drink
the timer went off for over an hour and she set fire to what she was cooking
we had to pour baking soda over it because she didn't wanna clean up extinguisher fluid outta the oven

needless to say, my dad's ending the marriage, finally

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