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11272051 No.11272051 [Reply] [Original]

what would happen if you knock over the entire wine shelf at a store (lets say walmart)? what if you can't pay for it?

>> No.11272055

You are forced to pay off your debt by sexually pleasuring all of the female employees for a period of three years.

>> No.11272058

New employee at walmart

>> No.11272060

I don’t shop at walmart because of trash like you

>> No.11272231

they sue you

>> No.11272262

If it was an accident then you go home embarrassed. If you did it on purpose then criminal charges and maybe a lawsuit.

>> No.11272301

>>11272262
This is what happens. One time as a kid I dropped a bulk jar of pickles.

>> No.11272308

>>11272301
There's a big difference between one jar and most of the jars.

>> No.11272382

>>11272308
Nothing will happen to you. They have insurance.

>> No.11272384

The store probably has insurance that covers it though they might have to pay higher rates afterwards for the same service.

>> No.11272392

>>11272301
that jar probably only costs 50 cents to manufacture

>> No.11272412

>>11272382
That's even worse. The more insurance claims you make, the higher your annual insurance cost becomes. And insurance companies never lose out. They know how to receive more than they have to pay. It's their entire business model.

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>>11272051
>be me
>be OP
>Weigh 1 ton
>slowly stomp my way down to the wine section because the Walmart scooters don't work
>the gravity from my fat greasy massive flabby whale body causes the wine to slam into me
>said gravity causes the entire shelf to fall over

>> No.11272452

>>11272449
Finish story...

>> No.11272462

If it was an accident, they don't expect you to pay it.

Granted, this is for big companies. I can't say anything for small liquor stores run by Asians.

>> No.11272481

We have laws in the UK to protect customers from the cost of accidental breakage, but not intentional. If it was an accident nothing would happen to you. I assume in the US you get sent to a private moon prison to work off your dept, but you never do because the cost of your rocket trip up there is added to you sentence so you just die alone thousands of miles from your loved ones.

>> No.11272524

>>11272481
I'm actually posting from an American moon prison right now. The part of the Trump administration they don't want you to see.

>> No.11272541

>>11272262
>If it was an accident then you go home embarrassed. If you did it on purpose then criminal charges and maybe a lawsuit.

They don't hesitate to call the police. Their own security is there as well. I sat on a 1 day jury duty which ended up being a case for a WalMart"alleged" shoplifter. Trust me when they have a 100% prosecution shoplifter policy for any crap that goes on in their store and will even up the value to hit the $200 mark to make sure it's free state proscecuters trying the case, and that cameras covered the crime down to HD level expressions on your face. I would maintain your accident happens kind of mindset with tons of apology and horror, but just know anything you do damage in a store is part of your responsibility. If you are a klutz, you should wide berth anything you could fall on or don't even go to stores like that.

>> No.11272544

>>11272384
>>11272412
i feel so bad for walmart now, how will they ever recover from a shelf of food?
better shame the min wage employee

>> No.11272557

>>11272544

>shame the min wage employee

If they had any shame they would kill themselves for working at Wal Mart

>> No.11272571

>he doesn't have a private liability insurance
Why do Americans think insurances are witchcraft?

>> No.11272580

>>11272571
The hell are you talking about? America practically invented it. Profiting on doing nothing. That's the foundation of our nation.

>> No.11272582

>>11272481
Sounds like a good film anon, mash up of Moon and Ready Player One.

>> No.11272593

>>11272580
Your smart people maybe. But many posters here seem to be unfamiliar with the concept of insurance. Or maybe these are all illegals. Shit is dirt cheap.

>> No.11272615

>>11272580

>Profiting on doing nothing

Behold the college retard who owes $100,000 on a worthless degree

>> No.11272646
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>>11272051
In my home country, we take them to the back and beat them with our belts. In my current country, we just let them go if it was a mistake.

>> No.11272695

>>11272055
Brb

>> No.11272697

>>11272384
They just eat it, they don't have insurance for that.
>t. Retail worker ten years

>> No.11272719

>>11272697
It almost certainly does, but the excess on such a large policy will make such a claim too meaningless to bother with.

>> No.11272772

>>11272646
>t. pajeet

>> No.11274091

Walmart loses way more shit from bottles just breaking on transit or by dumb employees. You won't be held accountable unless you actually make an effort to break stuff which is then vandalism.

>> No.11274166

>>11272051
if you knocked over the shelf and you're not driving around in the fat scooter. The shelf was not properly anchored or sturdy enough. Rule one of american business is: fat/retard proof your store or someone's going to sue the shit out you.

>> No.11274533
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11274533

CLEAN UP ON AISLE 9

BRING BREAD

I REPEAT, BRING BREAD

>> No.11274662

>>11272308
Was delivering some produce one time to a shitty hyvee with shitty narrow back room paths. Broke a jar of pickle on their produce storage and manager came out to talk shit but couldn't confront me because he was a fatty high horse fuck who does nothing but sit in the office. It was a funny story in my head.

>> No.11274679

>>11272452
>everybody laughed and applauded

>> No.11274913

>>11272262
Worked at a wine store in the US. We had a guy on crutches slip and fall into a wine display, breaking dozens of bottles. We apologized to him and paid to clean his suit. We later had a kid climb onto the same (rebuilt) display and knock part of it over, we hassled his shitty parents into paying for damages because they were letting him run all over the store. Basically comes down to the circumstances of how it happens.

>> No.11274925

>>11272055
You can't make someone do something impossible, Anon, and that's clearly impossible for OP.

>> No.11274947

>>11274533
For the longest time, I had no idea bread was a useful way to clean up glass until an asmrtist told me. Makes for a crunchy treat too.