/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11271391]

How into beans? Obviously without contaminating them with carcass, chicken periods or fermented mammalian exudate.

I usually fry them with chilli, soy sauce and spaghetti or rice vermicelli and it always ends up pretty gud, but I keep making same stuff over and over and it gets boring after a while.

[Anonymous No.11271411]

Have you mashed em to make mexican refried beans

1) chop/dice/crush 3-4 cloves garlic
2) fry in 2-4 tbsp oil ( I like using olive oil) until slightly browned
3) throw in 16 oz cooked beans into pan, maybe some pepper/chili/salt/habanero etc. to taste
4) mash it all together into a pulp w/potato masher, or whats handy, a spoon
5) fry for approx 10 min over medium heat
6) handslap and you're done. I'm marty cheng

[Anonymous No.11271416]

>>11271411
Fry until dry or keep them a pulpy goop?

[Anonymous No.11271486]

>chicken periods or fermented mammalian exudate
>proceeds to use soyboysauce
Why do vegans act like they’re better than vegetarians that raise their own food?

[Anonymous No.11271508]

>>11271391
this nigga eating beans

[Anonymous No.11271525]

>>11271391
I'm all for beans over meat but I'm not an unhealthy fatty so I can eat most anything. Just mash the beans together and toss with salt and pepper. Fry it like a hash brown on a pan and you'll be golden.

[Anonymous No.11271528]

>>11271391
How 100 grams of beans got 123 megagrams of Calcium?

[Anonymous No.11271533]

>>11271391
All this brapposting has to stop, NOW
Brapposting is just one step away from scatposting, on an sfw board no less

[Anonymous No.11271535]

>>11271528
It's 100g of dry beans, so it makes them seem really nutritious but they're inedible like that. For cooked beans, basically cut the nutritional content in half from what you see in that pic. 100g of cooked beans only have around 10g of protein.

[Anonymous No.11271540]

>>11271535
At least one is good for your heart and the other isn't

[Anonymous No.11271547]

>>11271540
Yeah eating a lot of dry beans would probably cause heart issues after a while, especially since some uncooked beans can be toxic.

[Anonymous No.11271566]

>>11271547
>eating a lot
Said like a typical fatty. Why do you even speculate at portion sizes out of everything there is to compare between the two? As if people are impulse eating fatties like yourself lol.

[Anonymous No.11271570]

>>11271535
It's ratios that matter
If you eat cooked beans, all that water and fiber "counts" against your daily requirements.

In b4 some mongoloid denying science about importance of eating fiber.

[Anonymous No.11271574]

>>11271566
Haha

[Anonymous No.11271602]

>>11271411
Good recipe but here how my family does it

1. Fill a large pot with water and heat until simmering
2. Dump quarter of an onion and two cloves of garlic and add some salt
3. Separate beans from the bad ones and dump them into the pot
4. Simmer until the beans are soft and ready to refry
5. Get a pan and put a tablespoon of beef lard
6. Finely chop one or two cloves of garlic
7. Drain the beans and put them into the pan
8. Mash the beans with a potato masher until a it's almost like a paste
8. Add one or two whole jalapeno peppers and fry until ready

[Anonymous No.11271620]

>>11271602
>beef lard
Wrong thread
Go be a ghoul somewhere else

[Anonymous No.11271627]

>>11271620
>beef lard
Aww fatty is butt hurt.

[Anonymous No.11271640]

>>11271620
>Imagine being this retarded

[Anonymous No.11271652]

>>11271602
>beef lard
It's called tallow, lard is only from pork

[Anonymous No.11271665]

>>11271391
>comparing dry beans to fresh meat
why are vegans always such dishonest cunts?

[Anonymous No.11271692]

>>11271391
Where are the carbs, fat, total calories, and B vitamins in that biased as fuck chart, you sneaky fucker? Why isn't the iron listed as an absolute value instead of its relative bioavailability? Why isn't the fact that beans aren't a complete protein and need to be eaten alongside a cereal grain like rice mentioned anywhere?

[Anonymous No.11271697]

>>11271692
>water is wet
>REEEE WHERE IS THE BOILING TEMPERATURE, FREEZING TEMPERATURE, SPONTANEOUS DECOMPOSITION TEMPERATURE?! THIS IS PROPAGANDA!

[Anonymous No.11271698]

>>11271692
>need to be eaten alongside a cereal grain like rice
Imagine being this retarded.

[Anonymous No.11271763]

>>11271665
It's only the ones who try to push veganism as being healthier and that plants are all more nutritious. They arrive at that conclusion first and then look for evidence to support it. The ones who only do it for moral reasons but can admit there are deficiencies in a vegan diet are usually better about it, and I don't mind them so much, because even though I'm not a vegan I support lab-grown meat and so will they. But the ones who say meat is bad for you and there's no benefits and humans are herbivores and whatever else are usually intolerable and dishonest, sometimes unknowingly, and those ones can be forgiven. Whoever made these images and the image trying to say that broccoli has more calories than beef per calorie but ignoring that going by per calorie means eating 5x as much broccoli both knew that they were being dishonest and twisting facts to suit an agenda. Wouldn't even surprise me if it's being funded by companies who make vegan products to try and get more customers by tricking people into thinking their products are healthier. Just like almond milk cartons saying they have more calcium than cow milk, but only because they supplement the almond milk with so much calcium that it ends up tasting like chalk.

[Anonymous No.11271853]

>>11271486
Don't bother arguing with vegans.
They don't feel better because they're vegan.
They already think they're better than anyone else, full stop.
Veganism is just an excuse to act out that feeling.

[Anonymous No.11271872]

>>11271697
>>11271698
Why can't vegans act like civilized people, even though they claim to be so humane?

[Anonymous No.11272109]

>>11271872
>if you REALLY were nice, you'd suck my dick to make me happy!

[Anonymous No.11272111]

>>11271763
>only because they supplement the almond milk
Cow milk that isn't supplemented with vitamin D actually worsens blood calcium compared to baseline.

[Anonymous No.11272136]

>>11271391
sort, soak in salted water
pressure cooker + salted water
strain and store in fridge
beans for a week.

[Anonymous No.11272137]

beans alone just aren't generally going to be very good. they need to be dressed up. black beans with rice with a sauce is good. beans with rice and cheese is good. omelette with some beans and cheese can be good

[Anonymous No.11272140]

>>11271698
they're absolutely correct in stating that beans are not a complete protein. it only becomes a complete protein when combined with something like rice

[Anonymous No.11272149]

>>11272109
>not being an asshole means giving sexual favors
Vegans are more fucked in the head than I could even imagine.

[Anonymous No.11272504]

>>11272140
are you dumb?

[Anonymous No.11272509]

>>11271391
Blend half a can of beans with 200 apple seeds. Make sure you use a good blender. Then drink the entire lot in a single gulp. You'll into beans alright.

[Anonymous No.11272525]

>>11271391
I like tiny beans like mung and black gram. The geometry of them makes them more nutrient dense.

Chickpeas are versatile so always have a jar of those soaking.

Get a pressure cooker so you can quickly pressure steam your beans and whole grain.

[Anonymous No.11272532]

>>11271416
Thats depends on your preference. How dry do you prefer you refried beans. Your missing out not being able to cook the beans in stock. But you might make do with veggie stock using mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.11272534]

>>11272140
The amino acids may not be in ideal ratios, but every plant contains at least some of every essential one. Your liver stores them, so combining at the same meal is not needed. If you eat enough unrefined calories (besides really low protein stuff like fruit), you'll get enough of every amino acid. You can tell when you're not getting enough per calorie because you'll get stretch marks on your ass from not being able to build collagen.

[Anonymous No.11272818]

>>11271391
>Fried beans
You learn something new every single fucking day

[Anonymous No.11272832]

>>11272140
Yes but you dont NEED to eat them with rice in order to absorb the amino acids

[Anonymous No.11272865]

>>11271391
It easy to say that beans give you the same amount of protein, but I dont think they give you the same kinds and variety of amino acids found in meat.

[Anonymous No.11273084]

>>11271391
>OMG Cholesterol

What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.11273111]

>Beef
>~$14.00/lb
mmhmm

[Anonymous No.11273119]

i dont think you just about understand how much 100g of beans are

[Anonymous No.11273157]

>>11271391
Black beans
Soak in salty water overnight
Drain
Refill with regular water
Cook, with a bay leaf or two if you want
Add black pepper after

Pretty simple and dare I say it based

[Anonymous No.11273169]

>>11272865
Yeah, they just give you the best types.

[Anonymous No.11273195]

>>11271391
>fresh meat full with water vs dried beans
>not considering the massive discomfort that comes with eating beans

[Anonymous No.11273231]

>>11271535
No. That pic should be accurate for cooked beans.

t. former vegan

[Anonymous No.11273236]

>>11273195
>the massive discomfort that comes with eating beans
you should see a doctor about that

[Anonymous No.11273249]

>>11273236
>Legumes contain unabsorbed short-chain carbohydrates called galacto-oligosaccharide (GOS) and fructans. These poorly absorbed sugars are rapidly fermented by gut bacteria in the large bowel, resulting in gas.

[Anonymous No.11273262]

>>11273231
Why are you such a fucking liar?

[Anonymous No.11273263]

>>11271391
>meat tastes like meat
>beans taste like beans

???

[Anonymous No.11273268]

>>11271391

I have been soaking 500 grams of black beans since 2,5 hours now. Are they good to go? Should I make them wait more?

[Anonymous No.11273274]

>>11273249
And? You think everyone gets "massive discomfort" for just eating some?
Unless you're eating literal bowls of nothing but beans in a short period of time normal people don't get "massive discomfort".
See a doctor.

[Anonymous No.11273284]

>>11273274
It's not "massive", but it would not be comfortable for others in my office.

[Anonymous No.11273332]

>>11271566
>responds to having the obvious bullshit in the infographic pointed out by insulting the guy.

Found the fanny flustered vegan

[Anonymous No.11273358]

>>11272111
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.11273471]

Bean cleaver with a razor's edge
I'm a dream reaver meat motherfuckin' ass laser sledge

Fuck your copypasta
I bring the meat blaster
On a beat I kick it faster
I'm the rhymin' everlaster

I'm on my Juicy J grind
Memphis shit
Smokin' on my meat
Booty paid sublime
She a temptress and I'm lit
Time to eat it

Carnivore bitches are delicious
Not too vicious
I don't wanna wash no dishes
I bring the meat up on the beat
There's no carbage in my kitchens
That garbage I'm ditchin'
Cause the meat up in my kichen's firin' up the heat in my metabolism
I think I might skeet skeet skeet along to the beat
This is meat rehabolism
Sync'd to the motherfuckin' beat of this song
With yo motha or yo sista man I bring the meat up all night long in conversation
All across the nation on every street
To the beat of this song motherfucker yeah I bring the heat
With yo daughter I'm a feed her meat until she tweet about it
All up across the inner internation
I see you creepin' with her thong
Peep-peepin' along
While I'm motherfuckin' bone in raw discussion 'tryna educate
No carbs it ain't complicate
The meat I masticate
Keeps me off my tater-tate
I'm alpha wolf
You know I'll see her later
You a beta
Just another motherfuckin' hater
Ima steal your wife just for one night and educate her
No alfalfa
I'm full
No motherfuckin' tater needed in my life
I don't need a hater
Or no motherfuckin' panty raider

Incest? Wincest?
That's some mothertruckin' shit
I ain't about cuckin' shit
Skullfuckin' ass shit?

Sheeit

I don't care what you're into
But one thing you should do
Bring the flippin' meat mothafucka
You straight trippin' on lobsta ethics
You's a sucka
I'm dippin' with 'ya trick
I'm a meat mobsta on my death mix
Carnivore clan
I'll lend your girl a hand and teach her
She can listen to my feature
You'll only listen to me if I defeat'cha
So I'm pleased to meet her
You know I'm the leader

[Anonymous No.11273480]

>>11273231
>>11273262

Fucking vegans. Why do they always lie?

[Anonymous No.11273680]

>>11273358
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24247817

[Anonymous No.11273769]

>>11273274
enjoy your phytohemagglutinin poisoning I guess

[Anonymous No.11273785]

>>11273680
>Greater milk consumption during teenage years was not associated with a lower risk of hip fracture in older adults. The positive association observed in men was partially mediated through attained height.
So milk makes men's bones stronger, but also makes them taller and thus more prone to hip-fracturing falls in old age?

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/labs/pubmed/25091435-decreased-bone-mineral-density-in-young-adult-ige-mediated-cows-milk-allergic-patients/

What's this? People who don't drink milk have reduced bone density?

[Anonymous No.11273790]

>>11271391
you know fiber is literally nothing of nutritional value right? 15 grams of dead weight
great when you are constipated, not so much if you want energy and gain weight

[Anonymous No.11273807]

>>11273480
because they have terrible logic and principles and to defend their opinions they have to lie or make heavy rationalizations, telling the truth is not an option for them because it conflicts with their worldview

[Anonymous No.11273809]

>>11271872
Cholesterol deficiency makes them angry and violent

[Anonymous No.11273835]

>>11273790
>this is that brainlets actually believe
Enjoy your mutant microbiome, schizophrenia and diarrhea.

[Anonymous No.11273840]

>>11273807
>that absolute 100% projection

[Anonymous No.11274006]

>>11273840
>I did not join a cult when I joined Scientology, I left one

[Anonymous No.11274080]

>>11274006
>scientology is a system characterized by absence of unprovable belief in own infinite superiority over the rest of the universe

[Anonymous No.11274096]

>>11271528
nice

[Anonymous No.11274161]

>>11274080
>scientology isn't a cult
thanks for discrediting yourself

[Anonymous No.11274167]

>>11271411
>cooked beans
From the can?

[Anonymous No.11274199]

>>11273480
chronic undernourishment makes them retarded.

[Anonymous No.11274412]

>moobois still getting assblasted about their inferior dietary and ethical choices.

never gets old.

Also, learn to make curry.

[Anonymous No.11274420]

>beans

[Anonymous No.11274456]

>>11274412
I fucking love massaman curry!

[Anonymous No.11274497]

>>11274412
>inferior dietary (...) choices
Funny how vegans stop responding once you discredit their sources or the way they use them and provide a source that refutes their hypothesis. >>11273785

>ethical choices
2spooky4me

[Anonymous No.11274561]

>>11274497
>no one responds to your editorializing

>ha got eem xD

Yikes

[Anonymous No.11274568]

>>11274561
Not an argument.

[Anonymous No.11274586]

>>11274561
Are you here to convince people to go vegan or are you just here to suck your own dick?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reactance_(psychology)

[Anonymous No.11274631]

>>11274586
Why is it that opposition to veganism involves the most idiotic arguments outside religious rules?
>morons who have zero self-awareness and project extensively
>absolutely moronic arguments going against basic demand and supply
>idiocy starting with "if everyone on the whole world went vegan right fucking now with zero preparation time"
>plants have feelings but animals don't!

You mongs can discuss politics, video games, economy, business, medicine, crime, energy, technology. Generally not well, but you're at least passable.
But as soon as veganism is brought up, it's like your IQ drops to room temperature. In Celsius, not Burgerheit.
Instantly all your "logic" starts relying on bait and switch, grasping at straws, projection, straight up denial of well known facts because you read "counterevidence" on some loon website.

The reactance article describes how you act pretty well.
Though it still amazes me how much are you willing to compromise all your thinking processes just for the hedonism of consuming corpses. It's like you are perfectly aware you're doing something wrong and that's why you are screeching so much and thinking so little.

[Anonymous No.11274655]

>>11271411
Dont forget to mash some chorizo in there, and some chicken stock if you want it more soupy

[Anonymous No.11274661]

>>11274631
>reading and interpreting a source
>providing a source of my own
>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
>some loon website
>all non-vegans are a monolithic, retarded entity
>if I use even more crass insults, maybe he'll change his mind and go vegan
>more slave morality and spooks

[Anonymous No.11274669]

>>11271508
xD!!!!!!!! He said it!!!!! I'm literally lmaoing my ass off broxd

Faggot

[Anonymous No.11274691]

>>11274661
>all non-vegans are a monolithic, retarded entity
You act like a horde of morons as soon as anyone mentions veganism.
You never learn, never reason, it's always the same bullshit.
Anti-vegans are a single retarded entity. A temporarily (as in, in time, not "not permanently") inconsistent one that can't keep the track of moronic "arguments" it uses and so it contradicts itself all the time, but consistently moronic.

Sane people don't oppose veganism. At worst, they just say
>I couldn't do this, I don't know what would I eat
It's always the knuckle-draggers who feel so threatened that they bring up their used up idiocy and pretend they're healthier and better nourished than a group that beats them in most statistics involving health and nutrition.

[Anonymous No.11274705]

>>11274691
>one that can't keep the track of moronic "arguments" it uses and so it contradicts itself all the time, but consistently moronic.

Isn't it obvious that differnent people have completely different objections? What you're seeing as "inconsistency" is simply the fact that different people have their own personal gripes about veganism.

[Anonymous No.11274732]

>>11274705
>>Isn't it obvious that differnent people have completely different objections
Nah, that's not it.
It's just that all of the objections other than
>I'm an uncaring edgemaster
are so stupid they are trivial to make fun of, so the morons keep doing the
>arguments of other anti-vegans are all bullshit, but mine, which is identical at its core, is the true argument that destroys all veganism

Then they change their true veganism destroyer when it is shown to be sufficiently silly. Then they pick another silly argument to worship.
Repeat n times, after which they degenerate into edgelords. Edgelord is the global minimum of effort to defend own beliefs, so it is stable.

[Anonymous No.11274813]

>>11271391
How do you eat refried beans?
Just plain or with bread or rice?

[Anonymous No.11274869]

>>11271486
It's just bait, OP is not a vegan, relax.

[Anonymous No.11274974]

Anyone more phallic than the redpilled meat eaters up in this motherfuckin' place?
I rest my case
Carnivory to liberate the human race
Rivers of blood connecting outer space
Digital meatspace
Thud
I'm wavin' my fuck penis right in 'ya face
I tell 'ya straight
Eat meat and relate
I'm an animal just like 'ya dawg
I ain't tryna be hate
Manimals don't tater-tate
You know I ain't a hog
All nature's fate intended
Is that your stomach's not distended
Full of motherfuckin' gas and constipated
Allow me to elucidate
I can't stomach the hate
Carbage closes the gate to fate
It makes me irate
Domesticated former hunters littering the landscape
Ingesticated litter?
Puntin' Nike quarterbacks on twitter?
Can I have a quarter back for my (((bread and circus mind-rape)))?
Crikey
Sorry if I'm a little bitter
But I'm basically a lean mean redpilling machine
Alpha of the gamma I'm the dire wolf gettin' higher
I'm motherfuckin' mean
And you're a poop-shitter
Feeling full?
Fill the gulf
Have a banana
Silly monkey
Sheeple think I'm really funky when I bring the meat slamma
You don't need to hear about the rest yet
But I'm the goat and I ain't here for no test

[Anonymous No.11275054]

>>11274732
How about
>Non-human animals are not sapient and thus the suffering and/or death that occurs to them is sufficiently devalued relative to humans that it's not worth moral concern
The 'real' reason people concern themselves with animal abusers is because they're afraid that that sort of behavior reflects badly on how they have and will treat humans, and they project han qualities onto animals where there aren't.
If you're dismissing the arguments against you as
>People make retarded arguments therefore all arguments against my case must be retarded
You're essentially saying
>I decide when someone is moving the goalposts, making my argument unassailable
Even if only one argument disproves your position, it disproves it until you account for it in your new position.
People have limited empathy for non-human, non-sapient animals because they are devalued morally relative to humans. Their moral worth is commonly taken as an object because they lack fundamental qualities that would cause people to treat them as humanlikes morally.
They are not moral actors. You would not take a cow to court for maiming someone.

[Anonymous No.11275064]

>>11271853
This. they are self righteous people about everything; cars, music, film, etc. Food is just one facet to express their obnoxious autism to the unfortunate listener/reader.

[Anonymous No.11275157]

>>11271853
I'm better than you that's a fact. It's not a big deal for me

[Anonymous No.11275199]

>>11271391
>$3.00 per 100g
>not pictured : actual volumes
Dishonest and cringepilled

[Anonymous No.11275205]

Rice is beans best friend.

[Anonymous No.11275237]

>>11273471
Based Memphis Meateating Methhead. In all seriousness Memphis and south best coast. Actually does remind me of Infamous post stroke flow.

[Anonymous No.11275259]

>>11274661
Based spookgook

[Anonymous No.11275274]

>>11271391
Put them in your Texas Chili

[Anonymous No.11275287]

>>11275054
Wrong. The carnist argues, "oh, we have sentience (whatever that means) so morally we supercede all other animals and are therefore justified in slaughtering them and the environment." Iow, we carnists are superior, but accept the lower level reptilian slaughter mentality of dealing with the world as being superior. The vegan, otoh, recognizes their moral superiority and consistently applies rules to transcend the reptilian carnist slaughter impulses evolutionarily imbedded in the brain, to reach an application of a higher plain of moral values.

tldr; carnists are stuck in a contradictory ethos where they claim superiority, but in fact act like the lowest of the animals. Otoh, vegans rise above ingrained bloodlust to advance homo sapiens.

[Anonymous No.11275297]

>>11271391
Picture helpfully neglects to mention the 70g of carbs in those beans, vs the <1g of carbs in that meat.

[Anonymous No.11275304]

>>11275297
>carbs r teh devil

[Anonymous No.11275331]

>>11275304
>trying to strawman this hard

[Anonymous No.11275414]

I'd rather have the one that comes from a resource that provides more than just food.

Use the beans to feed the chickens and the cows. Also, you would still have to consume supplements to compensate for a lack of potent B12 and other essentials.

Besides, certain beans mess with my digestive system and give me the runs.

[Anonymous No.11275461]

>>11273480
because that's the only way they an justify beinga vegan,
have you seen the steak and broccoli picture they like posting

[Anonymous No.11275470]

>>11275414
>waste good food on raising innocent, warm-blooded, inefficient beings in terrible conditions
>b-b-but their terribly inefficiently created bodies don't all go to waste! this is good enough of an excuse for me, so I don't need to concern myself with the fact that 99% of that could be created more efficiently from plant, microbe and synthetic sources

>certain beans mess with my digestive system
There are so many kinds of beans that this argument is dumber than
>some women are sluts who have sex with black people so being a virgin forever is the best way to live life

[Anonymous No.11275475]

Beans on their own ain't that great, but chili seems like a good delivery system. How many beans are in the average bowl of chili?

[Anonymous No.11275550]

>>11273471
I swear to fuck if I see this dumb shit one more time

[Anonymous No.11276573]

>>11274691
You're insane and incapable of coping when a scientific source disproves a retarded vegan argument like "milk actually causes osteoporosis." You claim veganism is healthier than an omnivore diet using statistics, but disregard the fact that vegans are often more conscious of what they eat than the average fast food gobbling, soda chugging, sedentary masses. You also argue under the assumption that a long life is objectively, universally better than a more enjoyable one. To top off your presumptuous absolutism, you formulate your moral arguments from a position of extremist slave morality and call any who disagree with your extreme position edgelords, ghouls, or reptiles.

[Anonymous No.11276630]

>>11276573
All that angry shitslinging just because someone is more moral than you.
Your worldview is a fragile little house of cards.

[Anonymous No.11276714]

>>11276630
>more moral
Only within your own lmoral framework, which I reject. Now can we go back to using scientific sources and objective arguments, or are you going to keep trying to guilt trip people for violating a moral code they don't share with you?

[Anonymous No.11276717]

>>11276630
Only within your own moral framework, which I reject. Now can we go back to using scientific sources and objective arguments, or are you going to keep trying to guilt trip people for violating a moral code they don't share with you?

[Anonymous No.11277334]

>>11271391
>beans

[Anonymous No.11277501]

>>11271391
> 103 litres of water

literally what did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.11278109]

>>11276630
>shitslinging
>carnist
>reptilian
pot, kettle

[Anonymous No.11278130]

>>11278109
Different people

[Anonymous No.11278385]

>>11273157
>>11272136
Based brazillians detected

Soak
Pressure cooker
Salt
Put some bacon

[Anonymous No.11280008]

>>11271540
It's not bad for your heart either.