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Do people actually like beer?

>> No.11270360

>>11270353
ofcourse. are you retarded?

>> No.11270375

>>11270353
Leave this place you goddamn commie

>> No.11270378

No, they just want to seem cool in front of their friends. Although I find beer to be the least objectionable alcohol.

>> No.11270385

>>11270378
I have no friends but I still drink beer.

>> No.11270402

Op here

Hard liquor and shots or your a faggot

>> No.11270413

>>11270402
Liquor does it quicker. Wise words from a wise man.

>> No.11270420

>>11270402
Tried that path. Last time I blacked out on vodka I woke up with two black eyes and my cellphone in a puddle of piss. I was by myself the whole time

>> No.11270421

Seriously what is the appeal of beer?
I'm convinced it's 100% peer pressure
It is the ultimate cuck liquid to consume
You just sit there like a fucking retard sipping on skunk flavored liquid for hours to barely get drunk and piss every 5 minutes

Its a bitch alcohol

>> No.11270423

Beer is the only alcohol I like because I hate being too drink.

>> No.11270426

>>11270402
>your a faggot
i am so glad i do not have your approval.

>> No.11270427

>>11270423
Just take a shot or two pussy

>> No.11270428

>>11270423
Your phoneposting is showing

>> No.11270435

>>11270426
You're ************

I'm using a Chad flow keyboard

>> No.11270461

>>11270421
When you get out of high school you'll start to like it. Beer is great, if youre drinking "skunk" beer you probably don't have a good beer, but when you're that young and can only get your hands on Coors light it sucks. A good beer tastes good and you can drink a lot of it without blacking out. Although binge drinking is popular amongst high schoolers.

>> No.11270479

>>11270435
why are you so gay?

>> No.11270492

beer is for losers, as is alcohol in general.

>> No.11270505

>>11270492
Takes a loser to know a loser

>> No.11270511

>>11270353
Yeah I do

>> No.11270519

>>11270402
>>11270421
>>11270427
How is it that beer affects your masculinity? It's literally just a beverage. That's like saying water is for pussies. If anything people that don't like beer seem more like pussies to me, if you can't pound 30 beers in a night and need to do a couple shots to get drunk then you're a pussy.

>> No.11270522

t. Milk drinker

>> No.11270523

>>11270505
you only get to open your mouth when i take out my dick

>> No.11270526

>>11270519
>going to such lengths to justify your crippling alcoholism
sad!

>> No.11270531

>>11270519
Its for pussies because it's accessible, taste terrible, and it's inferior to other liquors

It has no appeal
When you drink yourself you fuck yourself to a horrifle tasting liquid that isn't even effective

>> No.11270532

>>11270523
Micro-dick is pretty much a enlarged clit. I'm pretting much eating pussy from a hairy and ugly chick

>> No.11270536

>>11270531
It's effective if you aren't an alcoholic.

>> No.11270540

>>11270531
Accessible is the most retarded way to describe any drink. What drink isn't accessible?

>> No.11270541

>>11270519
If I slam 30 beers I'm going to spend most of the night pissing. I'd rather just do shots to get hammered. That said, I love beer.

>> No.11270550

>>11270540
>What drink isn't accessible?
Those which are expensive or not stocked in your local stores.

>> No.11270558

Olde English 800, cuz that's my brand
Take in a bottle, 40, quart or can

>> No.11270559

>>11270541
I guess I don't have a problem with pissing. Beer or liquor I'll end up going the same number of times.

>> No.11270563

>>11270550
Sorry didn't realize you were poor. You are excused.

>> No.11270578
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11270578

I like stout beer. Specifically this one. Although I do enjoy pilsner as well

>> No.11270579

I quit drinking at the start of the year. Anxiety shakes are not fun.

>> No.11270592

>>11270579
stay strong my man, no reason to go back to your old ways anymore.

>> No.11270630

I've enjoyed almost every beer I've ever tried, and the majority of it was cheap shit. I don't understand why everyone else seems to hate the stuff. For the record, I think liver tastes great too.

>> No.11270658

>>11270630
Most Amerifats hate bitter food. That's why American beers taste like watered down piss water

>> No.11270666

>>11270531
Beer can taste like anything. No alcohol has as wide a range of possible flavor as beer. Even with liqueurs you're stuck with something extremely sweet just to move toward other flavors, and infused vodkas can get certain fruits in but it's either again syrupy or tastes like cough medicine. Beer can taste like bitter chocolate, sweet coffee, banana and clove, it can taste tart and salty or smooth and mellow... You can even take an ale brewed with raspberries and through different additives or yeasts or techniques make a score of raspberry ales that can run the gamut from sweet, tart, sour, bitter, smooth and mellow, you could have darker ales like porters or stouts that are deep and roasty that have a good raspberry finish.

Not only that but you can custom tailor the strength of your beer too. You can make it weak so that you can drink it while only getting a little buzzed and you can make it strong so take your time with it and sip it the way you would a mixed drink or wine. Give it a chance anon, not every beer is for everyone but you would certainly find something you like to drink.

>> No.11270680

>>11270658
The most popular beers drank in America aren't American, and your comment was only accurate years ago before we had an explosion of breweries. Now no one who comes to America has the excuse of calling our beer piss - that'd just be laziness.

>> No.11270683

>>11270666
Thanks anon

>> No.11271004

>>11270592
Thanks anon. Weed is more enjoyable for me.

>> No.11271316

I like stouts, brown ales and porters

Fight me I guess.

>> No.11271318

>>11270353
>third most consumed beverage
>most consumed alcoholic beverage
>"hurrr who likes this stuff the world is crazy not me hurrr"

>> No.11271349

>>11271316
I'd rather bedfriend you, faggot.
Winter is coming, it's time for /darkboys/.

>> No.11271354
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11271354

>>11270353
I love beer.

>> No.11271356

>>11271354
and i love the devil's triangle. it's a drinking game!

>> No.11271365

>>11270353
Only people who say they like beer are NPCs

>> No.11271372

>>11271365
>refers to NPCs as people
you don't really get this meme, eh kiddo? lurk moar

>> No.11271392

>>11271372
An NPC wouldn't know what I meant, a.c. real person would, thanks for outting that you are a bot

>> No.11271396

>>11270420
Based as fuck

>> No.11271431

>>11271392
knew what you meant in spite of you improperly shoehorning in a meme term
>a.c. real person
thanks for outting that you are a useless phone poster that can't appreciate a fine Microbrewed IPA™

>> No.11271433

>>11270402
Someone over the age of 19 here who isn't a full-blown alcoholic

Getting drunk for fun is for children and trailer trash, grow the fuck up.

>> No.11271437

>>11270578
That one is solid. Try Claecornunidragon. Yes, that's the name. No, it isn't a meme. Yes, it's one of the best imperial stouts in the world.

>> No.11271441

>>11271437
Fucking shit.

The name is Blaecorn Unidragon.

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11271444

>>11270578
I've only had Guinness before, and I honestly couldn't dig the taste, but I really want to like stouts. I've been told Guinness sucks, though.
I just turned 21 a few weeks ago, so I'm down for any recommendations to help acquire the taste.

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11271469

>>11271444
>I just turned 21 a few weeks ago, so I'm down for any recommendations to help acquire the taste.
Try a saison. Delicious farmhouse ales, they're really fine beers with a rustic heritage. You can smell the hay. Besides that, try some Trappist ales. They'll have a little hexagon on the label, to indicate they were made by Trappist monks. Those are all generally good. Also of course you have to sample Chimay blue label. If you can find it, try Fuller's London Pride. If you can't, Boddington's.

Otherwise just go wild on domestics. Coors Banquet is the beer's beer. Lone Star is good too. Avoid PBR and Michelob. Avoid mexican beers. Drink responsibly anon.

And don't start drinking liquor. I was on that shit for ten years and did me zero favors.

>> No.11271527

>>11271444
>non imperials
Left Hand Milk Stout Nitro
Deschutes Obsidian Stout and Black Butte Porter
Samuel Smith's Chocolate Stout

>imperial stouts
Founders Breakfast Stout
Santa Fe Imperial Java Stout
Anything Clown Shoes
Prairie BOMB!
Oscar Blues Ten FIDY (seasonal)
Lagunitas Cappucino Stout (seasonal)

>barrel aged imperial
Avery Tweak or Uncle Jacob's (you can usually find either one at good bottle shops)
Goose Island Bourbon County Brand Stout (Black Friday)
Oscar Blues Barrel Aged Ten FIDY (only winter)
Deschutes The Abyss (and variants)
Prairie Pirate BOMB! (rum aged) (seasonal, goes quickly)
Lagunitas Willetized Coffee Stout (winter)
Karbach BBH Porter and variants (you'll find these outside Texas soon)
Founders Canadian Breakfast Stout (yearly winter release now)


By no means exhaustive and I tried to list things that can be found or will be found soon in most states.

>> No.11271548

>>11271527
>no New Glarus
Look for it, anon. From out of WI. Pretty dece.

>>11271444
I forgot the old standbys if you're in the east/midwest. Leinenkugel's or Yuengling are good tasty beers.

>> No.11271550

>>11271469
Clean your gun you fucking fudd.

>> No.11271559

>>11271548
I know of New Glarus but their distribution is spotty and I've heard nothing about it expanding rapidly yet. Good choice though.

>> No.11271582

>>11271550
It's holster dust you cretin. Leather sprinkles. It's had a couple good scrubbings since then.

>> No.11271612

>>11271469
>Trappist ales

Can you describe the differences between the different monasteries? I'm limited by my budget here

>> No.11271639
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11271639

>>11271612
it's been a while since I had one, but they're all really similar to each other. what they have in common is they are rich and unfiltered. they're not so different as to be classified the way that, for example, scotches are. they are what they say they are on the tin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trappist_beer#Ranges

pic unrelated.

>> No.11271645

in other words, you really can't go wrong.

>> No.11273313

>>11271469
Mexican macros > american
That said, any local American beer will be better than 99% of imports. Trappist beers are memes. Chimay is a good line to try. Unibroue too if on a budget

>> No.11273333

>>11270353
Unfortunately, yeah. It's mostly because they haven't discovered the existence of other psychoactive compounds, which in itself is due to the whole drug war culture.

>> No.11273347

>>11273333
You retarded? Alcohol has been present throughout most of human history, regardless of other available drugs

>> No.11273351

Last time I had bud I got the liquid shits after 3.

>> No.11273382

>>11271559
I was at the new glarus brewery s few weeks ago and asked f they considered ever shipping outside Wisconsin and they laughed at me. They have no desire to expand so you need to get it there.

>> No.11273386

>>11273347
>Alcohol has been present throughout most of human history
It's been present throughout non-human animal history too. Because it's literally just what happens when different things are left alone to rot / ferment. And in terms of European history where it's been a central and very popular drug, there haven't been many good alternatives prior to modern times:
>M2: Would it be fair to say that the biochemical matrix in which any human culture swims is shiftable by ideas, by ingestibles - food or drugs - and that there is a shifting center?
>TM: Yeah, and it's not randomly driven. A lot of this stuff is dictated by the vicissitudes of botany. The fact that the European continent was so poor in boundary-dissolving hallucinogens allowed the phonetic alphabet and the city-building kingship style to never really be challenged [except in 1600, 1789, 1848, 1918, 1991?-Z].
https://jacobsm.com/deoxy/deoxy.org/t_mondo2.htm

>> No.11273814

>>11270353
Unironically my favourite drink, I drink it every day.

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11273823

>>11270353
I like that it doesn't talk back

>> No.11273828

>>11271444
Based OSRS player
Add Heil Wotan