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Have you ever cooked lobster? Tips?

>> No.11269656

>>11269651
just fucking cook it dude what the fuck

>> No.11269669

>>11269651
but anon that's obviously a potato

>> No.11269693

blow a bong hit in its face then boil the fucker

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/20/lobsters-marijuana-being-boiled-maine

>> No.11269755

>>11269651
How old are they now?
Are they legal yet?

>> No.11269756

do they even know what the fuck is going on

>> No.11270232

>>11269669
based

>> No.11270265

Steam, don't boil. Unironically needs no seasoning other than lemon and butter.

You can bake the lobster tail by itself if you want, Ive personally never done it. But ive heard it's pretty good.

>> No.11270279

Microwaves were first invented to cook lobsters. It really is the best way.

>> No.11270282

>>11269651
Cut the rubber bands off its claws while it's still alive so he can at least claw at you before he gets boiled and die with dignity

>> No.11271545

>>11269651
Make a hollandaise to dip rather than just butter. Also just fucking cook it man.

>> No.11271553

>>11269756
No.

>> No.11271729

>>11270282
Give him a fucking knife while you're at it.

>> No.11271781

>>11269651
Just don't wear cleats while you're doing it.

>> No.11271784

>>11269651
If you don't stab it in the head and watch its liquid leak out onto your counter before you boil it then you go to jail

>> No.11271799

>>11271784
And ruin the joy of sucking the tomalley from the head? My how plebeian.

>> No.11271835

>>11271799
I don't suck.
Period.

>> No.11271839

>>11269656
fpbp

>> No.11271915
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11271915

>>11271781
someone got the story?

>> No.11272321

>>11271915
cleats were only pair of shoes that were black

>> No.11272773

>>11271781
Post it

>> No.11273251

>>11269693
kek
imagine being the highest you ever been and then boiled alive

>> No.11273256

>>11269756
No, they're barely able to breathe on their own.
I gotta say the power of their parents' denial and delusion is downright impressive.

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11273877

>>11269651

>have braindead mongoloid baby
>be told you have a very very high chance of your next baby having the same problems
>do it anyway
>personify your braindead retards and pretend they are capable of anything outside of breathing and eating

lul

>> No.11273896

>>11273256

ya even dumb animals have more personality because at least they are autonomous, even if they don't have any higher thought than "eat, shit, find warmth, sleep"