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What's youd favorite drink, alcoholic or non-,when you go to a bar, /ck/?

>> No.11268667

>>11268662
Can I have some milk please?

>> No.11268669

Lone Star ice cold sugar tits and make it snappy

>> No.11268684

>>11268662
Jim Beam and coke or tequila

>> No.11268696

I'm 25 and have never been to a bar in my life
I don't see the appeal

>> No.11268700

shoo shoo

>> No.11268731

>>11268662
Who is this spooge sponge?

>> No.11268739

A negroni, yeah I'm in the industry too, heh.
th-thaanks.

>> No.11268744

>>11268662
G&T or Manhattan.

>> No.11268750

>>11268731
Its Emily Barry

>> No.11268751

I'll have a white russian, fresh cream please.

>> No.11268787

>>11268662
Gin and tonic if a mixed drink
A local or seasonal beer I've never had otherwise

>> No.11268795

>>11268662
MOMMY ANON WANT MILKIES!!!!!

>> No.11268818

>>11268669

are americans really unable to punctuate properly?

>> No.11268822

>>11268787
What do you personally do when you run across something you really don't like? If per say you get a local stout and it tastes like actual dirt mixed with a bit grain alcohol

>> No.11268825

>>11268818
Are europoors really unable to capitalize properly?

>> No.11268826

>>11268818
It's important to capitalize the first word in a sentence, anon.

>> No.11268831

get me the tendies, baked not fried

>> No.11268835

>>11268662
Long Island Ice Tea
Belgian Abbey beers

>> No.11268839

>>11268831
...and a diet coke.

>> No.11268840

>>11268822
I'm not really picky, but if I really don't like it I'll just pound it real quick

>> No.11268856

>>11268696
Drown your troubles or socialize, dummy. Why else would people go out?

>> No.11268863

>>11268662
>when you go to a bar
Still don't understand why people go to bars

>> No.11268866

>>11268662
I either get a beer.
White Russian or a big ass Margaritas.
Occasionally scotch.

>> No.11268878

>>11268863
Drinking at home makes you an alcoholic. You need to pay a 400% mark up and drink around strangers to be normal.

>> No.11268881

White russian pr a martini. Whisky sour if i'm alrwady quited smashed is okay too.

Prefer my drinks self-made tho.

>> No.11268886

>>11268863
>meet friends away from your/their place
>meet new people
>hit on girls/guys
>go on with another bar or club afterwards
>discover new drinks/bands/music
>spend some time with nice coworkers before getting home

>> No.11268893

>>11268886
Why would I do any of that when all of my social needs are met right here on 4chan, and it only costs the price of one gold pass

>> No.11268947

>>11268893
We can't all live the INTx life :'(

>> No.11268949

im so horny and lonely

>> No.11268960

>>11268866
>Margaritas
Patrician taste. I've meet so many guys avoiding it thinking it's a mid-age woman drink.

>> No.11268966

>>11268856
I can drown my troubles at home and who wants to socialize with a bunch of bar rats? No one that isn't a waste of breath goes to bars.

>> No.11268970
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>>11268662
WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHBBRRRRRRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHRRRRREEERRRRRGGGHHHHHH

>> No.11268973

>>11268662
I look at their beers on tap, and get whatever looks good. Bars never have any wine worth ordering, and charge an arm and a leg for a 5oz pour. Mixed drinks are a bit of a gamble, depends on the skill of the bartender.

>> No.11268994

>>11268662
>not just ordering an old fashioned with Woodford Reserve

>> No.11268997

>>11268973
In France they usually charge around 3€ for 12cl of wine in common places, a good option when you consider chill rosé during summer

>> No.11269002

>>11268886
>meet new people
LOL okay have fun

>> No.11269003

You guys want me to fuck her on camera while eating chicken tenders? I'll do it.

>> No.11269021

>>11269002
I actually made nice acquaintances and one night stands in bars, but whatever floats your boat.
Idk how are bars in your vicinity though.

>> No.11269061

>>11269021
I don't value acquaintances or one night stands.

>> No.11269072

>>11268960
Margaritas make me think of middle class (4u) black people
t. Bartender

>> No.11269076

>>11268856
But real people don't get me, only my 4chan buddies get me!

>> No.11269101

>>11269021
>one night stands
Good for you but that's not my style. Probably why I hate bars.

>> No.11269107

>>11268662
Shiner Bock, please.

>> No.11269115

>>11268818
>Let's eat grandma.
>Let's eat, grandma.
Commas save lives.

>> No.11269121

>>11268662
I like to order a drink of my own personal invention called shooped titties.

>> No.11269131

Manhattan or martini at a place where I trust the bartender
Gin and soda or straight whiskey at dives

>> No.11269153

rum and coke zero

>> No.11269190

>>11269101
>>11269061
classic fox and the grapes

>> No.11269197

>>11269003
No, I want you to fuck her on camera while eating a McChicken sandwhich, and lick the 3 extra packets of McChicken sauce (which you got for free of course) off of her breasts.

>> No.11269203

>>11269197
deal, ill make two videos

>> No.11269266

>>11269190
Who cares about acquaintances? They're shallow and you get them everywhere. One night stands are not interesting once you've actually fucked a lot. I'd rather have someone I bang regularly. There's not exactly a high bar of entry to talking with strangers and fucking drunk chicks bro.

>> No.11269356

>>11269203
Make three, and offer them for free

>> No.11269357

one beer plas

>> No.11269366

>>11268662
I'll take a nice little two bedroom with walk in closets please. Hopefully within a 15 min drive to work.

>> No.11269368

>>11268696
What if every barmaid had tits like in OP? You wouldn’t know though, because you’re a fag.

>> No.11269374

>>11269366

Based knows Emily is a successful NYC realtor bro

>> No.11269379

water, of course

>> No.11269389

>>11269356
well no shit, why would i make someone pay for some khazar milkies

>> No.11269391
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A bottle of malbec and one glass pl0x

>> No.11269406

>>11268818
>complains about grammar
>doesn't use grammar correctly
do yuros really.................

>> No.11269412

>>11268662
Just a tit of rum please, tot, I meant tot

>> No.11269431
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>>11269379

>> No.11269510

>>11268662
Why would you go to all the trouble of shooping her tits and not her hideous pig nose?

>> No.11269531

>>11269190
People who engage in and casually brag about one night stands are to be looked down on as weak “people” incapable of controlling their own animal instincts.

>> No.11269548

>>11269531
get fucked. they have embraced their inner ubermesnch and become unequivocally alpha-as-fuck

>> No.11269733

a 6cl laphroaig and the most interesting beer i can find in the pub

>> No.11269781

>>11269510
>he thinks Emily's tits are shooped
newfag, why do you embarrass yourself like this?

>> No.11270219

>>11268662
Start with a boilermaker and order debonairs for the rest of the night.

>> No.11270226

>>11269531
Dude, literally everyone who isn't cooped up in mom's basement hearing her moans as she gets railed by Tyrone has one night stands. Try going out to bars, or evangelical churches if you want to pretend to be moral. The kinkiest, wildest wench I ever had was a pentocostal preacher's daughter. Stop being on the wrong side of history and enjoy your life, faggot.

>> No.11270336

>>11268662
Whatever decent beer is on tap during happy hour

>> No.11270452

>>11268662
Order the gayest drink they have on the menu.

>> No.11270534

>>11269391
you got the gif of that?

>> No.11270548

Whisky Sour, G&T or some good beer.

I mostly just drink whatever is cheap though.

>> No.11270568

Biersuppe with warsteiner

>> No.11270686

>>11268662
Check out the craft beer for anything that catches my interest, otherwise negroni

>> No.11270701

>>11269115
This was my first thought reading the original post.

"Lone Star ice cold sugar tits". Is this a craft beer?

>> No.11271005

>>11268662
Milk straight from the udder.

>> No.11271058
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>>11270534

>> No.11271068

>>11268662
Single malt Irish whiskey, the older the better.
Semi-sweet melomel, petillent.
Duchesse du Bourgogne barleywine.

>> No.11271090

>>11268662
I would like to suffocate in those fat, pillowy titties forever. Face slick with my own saliva as I nestle deeper still and I can't breathe, but I'm no longer afraid. For as my heart slows, my clenched fingers at last releasing from her engorged nipples, I find peace. My erection softens as I spasm a final time and in that moment, I feel bliss.

>> No.11271150

>>11268696
Oh. Well, it's OK to not visit bars, but to have an opinion that counts you need to experience all walks of life. So just make sure you keep your mouth shut when people are talking about the big issues.

>> No.11271154

>>11271090
too bad she's a lesbian

>> No.11271171

>>11271154
What a waste

>> No.11271181

>>11270701

>Lone star.. Ice cold, sugar-tits.

Or do you use a semi-colon instead of ellipses?

>> No.11271187

>>11271171
I bet she rubs her huge tits on her partner's vagina a lot though, so there's that

>> No.11271191

>>11268696
Why the fuck did you feel the need to respond? I assure you know one cares.

>> No.11271193

>>11271154
is that what she told you to get you to back off?

>> No.11271202

Glass of water with lime to go with whatever cheap burger I am eating there since that is the only reason i ever go to a bar.

>> No.11271925

>>11271154
is she a pornstar? need sauce

>> No.11271961

>>11268662
corpse reviver no. 2 with cocchi americano instead of lillet and the piniest gin you got

>> No.11271973

Caeser, Steamwhistle, Mill St, or vodka soda.

>> No.11271978

Guinness or Irish car bombs

>> No.11272299
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milk of course

>> No.11272302

>>11268662
if they can do specialty drinks, rusty nail, but most places dont carry that expensive shit, so i just get old fashions

>> No.11273182

>>11268662
I know shes big but is this particular pic shooped?

>> No.11274034

>>11272299
so this is where i got it from

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>>11268662
Xxx bar? Vagina beer pls.

>> No.11274363

>>11268822
Don't order it again

>> No.11274377

>>11271068
Name the single malt irish whiskey you go with normaly, cunt. Most bars have at best 1.

>> No.11274518

>>11269061
Right so you admit that you're super autistic, that's you don't ever go to bars or have friends.

>> No.11274529

>>11271961
Vespers are for fags

>> No.11274600

>>11270226
>Wrong side of history
Go back to /pol/

>> No.11274695

>>11268696

truth be told it's cheaper to buy your own bottle or six pack, but if you want to chill with some friends or flirt with drunk girls bars are pretty cool.

Or if you go to the right spots they have some bomb ass food

>> No.11274728

>>11268662
two shots of your cheapest bourbon and a hefeweizen to wash it down, thanks

>> No.11274736

>>11268662
I've been on a manhattan kick lately

>> No.11274958

>>11268667
With boobies like those she could probably give you some of her own!

>> No.11274970

>>11268696
90% of the times I've been in a bar it's because someone else is paying. I get where you're coming from.
Going out to waste 4x the money on alcohol is a girl thing because it starts with getting free drinks and ends with getting free fuck.

>> No.11275107

>>11274728
The correct way to drink. Two bad drinks to make the last one taste better.

>> No.11275113

>>11274970
Yeah, there's nothing a girl likes more after a couple of drinks than getting raped.

>> No.11275121

>>11269368
Well, of course, then I would go right to the establishment and order a beer and chat her up! If I tip 200% maybe she'll touch my arm and call me "hon!"
just kidding you're a fag

>> No.11275336

>>11268825
>>11268826
>>11269406
o b s e s s e d

>> No.11275586

anyone else like the smell in bars.

>> No.11275870

>>11275336
(You)

>> No.11275898

>>11271058
Why did this make me sad?

>> No.11275920

>>11271925
She's an instagram thot.

>> No.11276368

>>11275586
I doooo

>> No.11276415

>>11268866
you sound like a cartoon character

>> No.11276421

>>11275898
It made me sad too friend. He didnt deserve that betrayal.

I always get LIIT's. Theyre usually pretty good or cheap.

>> No.11276427

>>11271058
that guy's a real jerk!

>> No.11276437

>>11268662
I once went to high end, fancy, restaurant, where judges and other high power types hang out, and ordered a "Vesper Martini". Bartender (70 yrs old) didn't know what that meant.

Was I the retard or was he?

>> No.11276446

>>11268662
I'm a huge asshole so I like going to bars which don't really do mixed drinks and ask for daiquiris.

>> No.11276488

>>11271187
thatd not a sexy image. more like pathetic becsuse lesbians cant actually have sex together

>> No.11276558

>>11268696
it's overrated.
Most people would rather use apps to date or hookup so bars are really only to socialize now.
But if you don't dig the atmosphere it's kind of pointless in that respect too.
I mainly go after work with people I know just to talk with them and have something to drink.
The bar itself I don't really enjoy.

>> No.11276772

House whiskey with coke or a seven and seven.

>> No.11277420

>>11268662
Hi uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah i'll just get a pint of
>shitty lager on draft

>> No.11277439

Maredsous Triple with proper glass. Also, a glass of water.

>> No.11277441

>>11271150
>Get gangraped by a pack of feral negroes with the purpose of contracting AIDS
>Hahaha just experiencing the bug chasing walk of life

This mindset is gay and so are you.

>> No.11277443

I'll have a ramos fizz, and make sure that cream is super fresh dollface.

>> No.11277576

Depends on what's on tap. In order:
>Amber ale
>Brown ale
>Rye beer
>Stout
>Porter
>Dubbel/tripel
>Meme IPA I haven't tried

>> No.11277987

>>11268662
Water

>> No.11278000

>>11275870
Why are you so obsessed with Europe anon?

>> No.11278022

>>11271150
>Your opinion doesn't count
>Keep your mouth shut because your opinion is uninformed
Hmmm I wonder who this tolerant individual voted for in 2016

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>>11271058
Kek

>> No.11279798
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The Swimming Pool.

Only the most alphaest of alpha males can pull it off and i am one of them.

>> No.11279869

>>11268696
Social obligation. Drinks are 10 times more expensive than normal and people are scared to talk to anyone they didn't arrive with.

>> No.11279883

>>11279798
please tell me that has a hint of chlorine in it

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>> No.11280519

Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall
Or a Harvey Wallbanger.

>> No.11281224

>>11268667
why do they make this joke in all the animes

>> No.11282001

Double bourbon/rye on the rocks
Cheap draft

>> No.11282642

spicy ceasar

>> No.11282705

Irish car bomb. The taste of baileys hides the fact I'm drinking three different drinks in one and gets me loaded before I notice I'm making an awful mistake

>> No.11283711

>>11269153
>rum
ok
>coke zero
see thats where you fucked up
personally I think the best rum and coke comes from 2:3-4 ratio of rum to coke(real cane sugar shit not the amerimutt stuff) and some times a bit of lime.

>> No.11283713

>>11269431
Hey that mans the designated driver show him a little respect for the sacrifice he makes

>> No.11283719

>>11270452
>I'll have the gayest drink please.
One cosmo coming right up

>> No.11283732

>>11276437
You were in this case just if its a fancy place its unlikely there gonna serve a vesper or some other slightly obscure/generally bad cocktails that have been made "good" by pop culture

>> No.11283736

>>11277441
Back to pol with you

>> No.11283739

>>11279798
That sounds like the gayest drink if you can drink it and still be a heterosexual you must be some kind of god

>> No.11284301

>>11269368
You'd get barred for staring

>> No.11284304

South side.

>> No.11284333

>>11281224
Innocent protagonist, or barmaid has huge tits. Take your pick.

>> No.11285469

>>11284333
Both

>> No.11287070

>>11268662
bars are for children.
Yards' Jefferson Golden Ale is my go to though.
t. drink everyday and pretend i'm not a degenerate because i switched from a pint of vodka to a sixer a day
at this point my life goal is to die in a politically advantageous way

>> No.11287084

>>11268662
Big boob girl hai

>> No.11287099
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>>11270226
I'm very social and go out every weekend but I dislike hookups. Everything isn't black and white you raging sped

>> No.11287129

>>11287099
so you hate yourself. cool.

>> No.11287141

>>11287129
No, I just don't find that kind of sex to be enjoyable

>> No.11287153

>>11268662
German pilsners for social drinking, French 75s for getting plastered.

>> No.11287157

>>11287129
That doesn't make any sense

>> No.11287774

>>11268662
This might be unrelated to the thread but its regarding booze so I might as well ask here: My dad's birthday is coming up and hes a whiskey buff, and me being a bit of a weeb want's to buy him some Japanese whiskey, problem is I have no idea what to get, any suggestions?

>> No.11287779

>>11268662
Think how much that bar tender gets endlessly hit on at work by drunk guys. Think any one guy was ever brave enough to grab a handful of tit?

>> No.11288805

>>11287774
I'm interested too.

>> No.11288889

>>11275336
S E E T H I N G

>> No.11289381

>>11288889
My post was 4 days ago anon, why are you still obsessed?

>> No.11289395

>>11287774
>>11288805
nikka coffee grain
yamazaki 18 year if you have money to burn and can find it in stock

>> No.11289401

>>11268662
I normally order a Tonic water and Cranberry juice.
I don't drink.

>> No.11289402

>>11288805
>>11288805

By whisky buff do you mean scotch? There's a big difference. Nikka, Suntory, the Yamazaki are the safest bets. Otherwise don't give him anything you haven't tried yourself.

>> No.11289410

M-milk please

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>>11284304

>> No.11289894

>>11268662
As an intellectually superior gentlesir, bits and bubs

>> No.11290093

>Get good at mixing cocktails at home
>Suddenly hate cocktails in normal bars
Whatever beer is local is usually the best choice.

>> No.11290124

>>11290093
Yeah it sucks. Unless I'm going to a speakeasy/cocktail specific bar I stick to beer and whiskey