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Anonymous Fri Sep 28 14:55:53 2018 No.11264899 [Reply] [Original]

I bought one of these Monsters today for the first time ever in my 36 years alive. What should I expect?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 14:57:07 2018 No.11264905 >>11264899 Do you have a riding mower?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 14:59:25 2018 No.11264912 You should be listening to Greenday while you sip it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 15:00:16 2018 No.11264916 >>11264899 Tastes like garbage and gives you a headache.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 15:00:31 2018 No.11264917 >>11264905 y-yes, why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 15:00:47 2018 No.11264919 smoke some weed with it and get a nice jittery buzz

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 15:03:48 2018 No.11264929 I drank one of these today and it didn't do shit compared to the espresso and two Thai Red Bull syrup bottles I had later on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 15:04:13 2018 No.11264933 File: 80 KB, 1876x1200, eca.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11264917 cracks open monster

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 15:04:57 2018 No.11264935 >>11264905 I don't have a lawn. I concreted my entire yard, front and back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 15:21:51 2018 No.11264999 >>11264933 >>11264912 This is now a /sip/ and boomer thread, WOMBERS GET IN HERE AND POST YOUR BEST SIPS

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 15:26:45 2018 No.11265016 File: 2.27 MB, 1066x1280, 1536327575094.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11264999

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 15:27:52 2018 No.11265023 >>11264899 Heart palpitations

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 15:32:12 2018 No.11265040 >>11265023 Very much this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 15:37:41 2018 No.11265057 >>11265023 But it says it's Sugar Free.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 16:03:14 2018 No.11265152 >>11264899 It pisses me off that I can't seem to find them in any of my local supermarkets in Europe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 16:10:06 2018 No.11265189 Automatic boomer status

poonilly Fri Sep 28 16:13:27 2018 No.11265203
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Sips are great but monster needs to catch the fuck up. The 300 mg caffeine game from shit like hyde, bang, and even freakin Rockstar are making og sips irrelevant. Pic related, yet another widely available sip competitor.

Unless they do something nobody will be sipping in 1 to 2 years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 16:13:56 2018 No.11265208 medicore taste

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 16:15:08 2018 No.11265213 Probably nothing at all, caffeine is a shit stim and half of its effect is probably placebo

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 16:16:29 2018 No.11265216 >>11264899 Generic as fuck energy drink taste

>>	poonilly Fri Sep 28 16:17:08 2018 No.11265219 >>11265213 It's not just the caffeine though it's that patented monster energy blend, full of B vitamins and taurine to really kick your ass into gear.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 16:21:52 2018 No.11265240 File: 55 KB, 1024x534, 1536165910061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11264999 checked /sipboys2018/

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 16:24:48 2018 No.11265257 File: 18 KB, 306x306, 2094977_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For me it's Bangs

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 16:25:17 2018 No.11265261 >>11265219 >taurine meh >B vitamins pls Also shilling is against rule 74 or something

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 16:38:12 2018 No.11265351 >>11264899 Should have gotten a Rehab, my boomer friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 16:40:23 2018 No.11265362 >>11265203 HRV?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 16:43:12 2018 No.11265374 >>11265203 >300mg caffeine fuck off zoomer

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 16:52:04 2018 No.11265423 File: 8 KB, 250x250, 1537981181176.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11265257 Zoomer here, Bangs are the best than that Monster Ultra Zero

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 16:56:16 2018 No.11265438 File: 322 KB, 1500x761, 2fb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11264935 What about a place to go fishing then?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 16:59:50 2018 No.11265454 >>11264899 Sudden Adult Death Syndrome

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 17:01:54 2018 No.11265467 >>11265152 Sips are why America is still #1, we can't export it to our enemies

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 17:15:19 2018 No.11265519 File: 72 KB, 593x668, sipbros2069.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11264899 checked

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 17:26:22 2018 No.11265562 >>11264899 An elevated heartbeat and jitters

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 17:57:32 2018 No.11265721 File: 328 KB, 904x711, 1526794871977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11265467 >America >500mL

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 21:16:05 2018 No.11266420 File: 68 KB, 960x581, 5a7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11264899 >first time ever in my 36 years alive What kind of half assed boomer are you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 22:53:36 2018 No.11266698 >>11264899 it's a fruity kind of flavour and it doesn't have that weird taste that most energy drinks have. It's ok

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 28 23:58:27 2018 No.11266880 File: 11 KB, 296x296, 001200816-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] monsters are for children pic related is a real man's sip

>>	poonilly Sat Sep 29 01:09:13 2018 No.11267066 >>11266880 Shit has too many calories but yeah it tastes nice

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 29 02:39:16 2018 No.11267307 >>11265257 I saw these in the supermarket recently, how's the taste?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 29 03:43:14 2018 No.11267446 >>11266880 its just water and corn syrup i know cuz i worked at the plant and made it. Shit is diabetes in a can.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 29 08:43:22 2018 No.11267953 File: 60 KB, 1200x684, 1531272411009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 29 13:29:22 2018 No.11268747 >>11267446 >i know cuz i worked at the plant and made it proofs

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 29 13:38:03 2018 No.11268775 >>11268747 The burden of proof to prove that I didn't is on you

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 29 13:38:16 2018 No.11268776 File: 72 KB, 624x951, IMG_20180925_215114_606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dangerous sippability.

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