/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11257208]

ITT we post bugman food and drink. I'll start.

[Anonymous No.11257211]

All kinds of energy drinks

[Anonymous No.11257228]

>>11257208
>I'll have a nitro cold brew coffee, hang on a sec just gotta pour it into a beer glass so I feel like im drinkin a beer!

wtf is wrong with bugmen?

[Anonymous No.11257238]

[Anonymous No.11257253]

>>11257208
Anything OP eats

[Anonymous No.11257278]

>>11257253
bugman detected

[Anonymous No.11257303]

>>11257208

What are ‘bugmen’?

[Anonymous No.11257393]

>>11257303
Soulless consumers of soy and video games.

[Anonymous No.11257402]

>>11257208
Bread, Salad, plant beverage.

[Anonymous No.11257610]

>>11257303
this article sums it up pretty comprehensively:

https://hackernoon.com/on-the-infestation-of-small-souled-bugmen-6561ae922e07

[Anonymous No.11257655]

Pork rinds

[Anonymous No.11257674]

>>11257303
bugmen is an old term used to describe government spies.

[Anonymous No.11257777]

>>11257303
chinese people

[Anonymous No.11257787]

>>11257777
quads of truth

[Anonymous No.11257807]

>>11257787
RIP terry

[Anonymous No.11257817]

>>11257610
That's a pretty shit article, he just rambles off a ton of unrelated qualities, in some cases even ascribing complete opposite qualities to the label he's trying to outline (e.g. bugmen are somehow both people who enjoy sports and people who don't enjoy sports).
>>11257777
>chinese people
^Much better definition to be honest.

[Anonymous No.11257832]

>>11257393
>>11257610

Oh shit. Im a 4 year veteran of seattle, this succinctly describes why i hate everybody there.

Im so glad i do t worj a soul destroying job and ive got actual convicions.

[Anonymous No.11257850]

>>11257832
based drunkposting pastamaker

[Anonymous No.11257852]

>>11257303
It's just a derogatory term in the same vein as "soyboy" or "numale". Generally applied to Californians, Seattle-area Washingtonites, and New York City dwellers.

Basically, a soulless liberal who lets other people form his opinions for him and believes he's above the common man because he's such a compassionate multiculturalist. (Read: snooty cunt)

[Anonymous No.11257869]

>>11257850

I was feeling that fight-or-flight anxiety and have medicated with 1 mg of alprazolam.. i feel loosy goosy and felt like making some pasta; all in all prety comfy

[Anonymous No.11257872]

>>11257852
Oh, and I forgot to mention. They're generally 20-somethings, tend to frequent Starbucks and buy overpriced shit like avocado toast, work either a minimum wage job or something their parents set them up with, and if they've gone to college their either currently studying or have earned some useless degree like women's studies or musical theory.

[Anonymous No.11257887]

>>11257852

I understand the type perfectly. I want to hit them, jar their inner animal to awake as a response to physical violence. These are all people who havent been in fights and i truly believe you learn what kind of a man you are when push literally comes to shove.

These sre the guys who let their girlfriends fight their battles/arguments for them while they stand behind the woman staring at their shoes, tails tucked and with the demeanor of a puppy that gets hit all the time. The women have a deep seated resentment for them and will cheat on them with anybody who proves they have a spine and isnt a pushover who they can guilt jnto letting them have their way

[Anonymous No.11257895]

>>11257887
>These are all people who havent been in fights and i truly believe you learn what kind of a man you are when push literally comes to shove.
We get it, you saw Fight Club.

[Anonymous No.11257898]

>>11257610
>they love sports or they don't like sports
>they are soulless corporate drones
>>11257872
>or uneducated min wagies

Starting to think this is just things I don't like.

[Anonymous No.11257906]

>>11257898
Yeah, that article was retardedly specific about a million different qualities that I'm pretty sure no one person actually comes anywhere close to embodying. I don't even think the term itself is bad or lacks meaning, but that article was terrible.

[Anonymous No.11257909]

>>11257895

Have you ever been in a fight? You learn wheher youre a coward or not snd you learn youre not made out of glass.. It was a profound couple of experiences for me in my early 20s

Its like knowing how to shoot pool or gut a fish or kill something then eat it, man shit.

[Anonymous No.11257916]

>>11257898
>>11257906

Wrong. This accurately sums up a significant percentage of seattle denizens; its surprisingly accurate. The sports thing was spot on

[Anonymous No.11257946]

>>11257916
>The sports thing was spot on
Of course it was, he defined it as people who like sports and people who don't like sports, making it apply to anyone you feel like imagining it applies to. It's like those newspaper horoscopes that everyone sees whatever they want in because they can be interpreted to mean anything.

[Anonymous No.11257962]

>>11257946

Its the fact that theyre vehemently anti sports or they spend an inordinate amount of time consuming sports, sports media, doing fantasy shit whatever.

Like there arent casuals its all or nothing. Its strange.

[Anonymous No.11257968]

>>11257909
Yes, I wouldn't rank it anywhere close to a top level 'profound' experience though. Being in a car crash, ejaculating for the first time, or having a strong psychedelic trip are all a lot more impactful than taking and throwing some punches. And more importantly, you're totally just repeating Fight Club almost word for word. It's not something you can non-ironically talk about that way anymore because everyone's seen Fight Club.

[Anonymous No.11257975]

>>11257962
You probably notice the extremes more than the middle grounders. Someone who's casual by definition isn't loudly broadcasting their opinion at you.

[Anonymous No.11258009]

>>11257303
Nowadays bugman refers to “soulless” corporate consumerist drones who parrot the same rhetoric about poltical matters, and share much of the same looks, and likes, including but not limited to IT, video games,women’s rights and tons of other “weak” stuff. Now as much as I don’t like bugmen. I really hate to use the term soulless, and the whole NPC meme as something serious as it only aids in the dehumanization of my own species. But I think it’s a good way to capture their sheer lack of self awareness.

[Anonymous No.11258011]

>>11257968

I was beaten severely by six dudes.. i could have turned and ran but in that split second i fought what appeared to ve 1v1 with this drunk black guy and i was winning.. he broke my nose but i was still good, then i took a skateboard to the back of the head and got my shit stomped by six dudes while getting axe chopped in the head by skateboard guy screaming for help and to please stop. They didnt til they got bored i guess..

>15 staples in head, broken nose, contusions everywhere
>afraid to leave house for a week, fight or flight response initiated walking down street being sround people

That was a profound experience for me and i know what kind of a man i am and am grateful for the experience. Granted not all fights are like that, and its not like they were WRONG about that sentiment in fight club.

Will use more pasta water in my ‘nara next time, was tacky. Will be better next time.

[Anonymous No.11258028]

Coffee isn't that big in asia

[Anonymous No.11258034]

>>11257228
This>>

[Anonymous No.11258067]

>>11257303
europeans

[Anonymous No.11258068]

>>11257807
Fuckin CIA niggers.
Such a shame
F

[Anonymous No.11258076]

>>11257869
>I was feeling that fight-or-flight anxiety and have medicated with 1 mg of alprazolam
peak bugman

[Anonymous No.11258086]

>>11257208
I yhought you were bashing espresso but now I see. It is memo meme brew. It tastes dusgusting.
Also s o ylent is objective bugman food. No one can argue against that.

[Anonymous No.11258218]

>>11257887
Wow we’ve got a badass posting on 4chan everyone

[Anonymous No.11258245]

>>11258076

Its better than knocking back beers, nerd. Anxiety has been fucking with me lately and its for no reason; even lifting and 20 mins HIIT daily isnt really staving it off.

>>11258218

>t. never been in a fight

Ive been beat up more than ive won

[Anonymous No.11258265]

>>11257303
I think it means slant-eyed dog-eating yellow zipperhead-gooks.

[Anonymous No.11258275]

>>11258011
Why did they do it?

[Anonymous No.11258276]

>>11258275
Because he is a annoying faggot, that's why.

[Anonymous No.11258297]

>>11258275

>got off work and met up with my friend JC. JC is black and somehow knows all black people in seattle sknce there are relatively few
>he sees a dude he knew amongst the group of blacks in the corner. My cleveland instincts kick in and am weary of the situation but seems safe enough.. >street kid with the skateboard and a hotdog touches JC in the ear with a hotdog, JC goes “aye what the fuck man?!” And the drunk, bull-faced stocky black goes “he can do whatever he wants nigga whats up”
>angry negro is between me and JC with fists raised, i go to do the gentle shoulder tap like hey man we dont want any problems
>angry nig turns around posted up toward me and i remember thinking “ok here we go”, and we start throwing hands

Then skateboard, savage beating, lots of blood dripping down off my fingertips as i walked dazed to the police station two blocks away. It happened in the most crowded bar area and even on a sunday i know for a fact there had to have been tons of passerby bugmen who didnt even give enough if a fuck to call the cops while seeing a group of men stomping somebody while they screamed for mercy. Theyre subhuman, even moreso than those blacks

[Anonymous No.11258300]

>anxiety

[Anonymous No.11258341]

>>11257887
Hitting wouldn't be quite enough to awaken their chained amygdalas. I think first you menace them with ravenous dogs, then you hit them.

[Anonymous No.11258418]

>>11257303
It's term to describe easily influenced followers of mainstream american media used only by easily influenced followers of right wing political social engineering on the internet.

[Anonymous No.11258448]

>>11258297
Did JC just disappear?

[Anonymous No.11258465]

>>11258245
I’ve been in fights you just sound like a nerd posturing on a Croatian hair braiding forum

[Anonymous No.11258966]

>>11258448

He got ran off by two other dudes, believe me i had words with him too.. like what the fuck man. Worst part was the ornery negro and skateboard kid caught up with me again on 11th street by the pine intersection (first time was directly next to the lost lake dumpsters on 12th), proceeded to tackle me and beat me some more before i was able to maneuver out of my backpack and shirt before sprinting to the police station where they were pretty ambivalent toward my plight. The dude working the desk barely looked up from his paperwork but did ask me if i could try not to get so much blood everywhere as “somebody would have to clean that up” because at this point my head was absolutely leaking and it was pouring out of my mouth and nose.

Fuck seattle.

>>11258465

Ok.. my original point was that these fucks have never been in any serious test/conflict or confrontation and it would be good for them. Im uneducated and have been bad at everything i have ever tried doing except for cooking and not being a punk bitch. Im also pretty /fit/ and hetero if that matters

[Anonymous No.11258991]

>>11258966
>/fit/
>hetero
Whatever let's you sleep at night.

[Frost No.11259024]

>>11257211

Fpbp ffs

[Anonymous No.11259029]

>>11257303
Leftist Americans and Rinos

[Anonymous No.11259034]

>>11257807
He didnt die fuckface
It was a prank post

[Anonymous No.11259057]

>all this Fight Club tier shit about faux masculinity

I understand not liking the annoying consumerist and overly effiminate "bugmen" but what you are projecting is also pathetic.

P.S. conservatives are liberals too. I hate Americans.

[Anonymous No.11259088]

>>11257303
It means anyone who is different from me.