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WHY IS COOKING SO FUCKING HARD I HATE MYSELF

>> No.11256364

We hate you too

>> No.11256368

what the fuck are you doing nigger

>> No.11256373
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>>11256359
Everything is harder when you're stupid, OP.

>> No.11256379

>>11256359
looks like you crowded your pan my man.

>> No.11256398

>>11256359
lel wtf is this disaster

>> No.11256414

>>11256359
What is this?

>> No.11256429

>>11256368
>>11256398
>>11256414
It's someone purposely cooking something wrong for internet points.

>> No.11256469
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11256469

>1. In a small sauce pan, combine 5lb medium ground beef with chopped onions over max heat, cook until meat is starting to brown but resembles assorted viscera from a PETA propaganda publication or a dhmis episode

>> No.11256472

>>11256359
Yummy, boiled meat.

>> No.11256477

>>11256359
Yeah, half that hamburger and cook it two separate times if you only got one pan, it's not hard.

>> No.11256617

>>11256359
It's because you lack the proper tools to cook. It's like complaining why building a house is so hard when all you have is a protractor and a pen knife.

>> No.11257398

>>11256477
Do Americans really call 'ghetti 'nase "hamburger and noodles" ?

>> No.11257425

>>11256359
Looks like a Kay's Cooking still.

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>>11257425
This. It isn't however as the stove is different.

>> No.11257456
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11257456

In an ideal world, people like you would just starve to death

>> No.11257465

Looks like youre making taco meat

>> No.11257481
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>>11256359
my son....

>> No.11257669

>>11256359
What was being attempted here?

>> No.11257675

>>11257445

Is that a metal spatula on a teflon pan?

Sacrilege.

>> No.11257684

>>11257481

I would have gone for a darker sear on that chicken skin, but I like the presentation.

>> No.11257690

>>11257456
in an ideal world we'd have food replicators or no need to consume food at all

>> No.11257699

>>11257684
>I would have gone for a darker sear on that chicken skin
yea, it absolutely needed that

>> No.11257730

>>11257699

It's simple, a veg, a protein, and a starch. I have travelled all around the world, and the best meals distill down to these three things. You have nothing to be ashamed of. I would have inhaled that plate.

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>>11257730
...

>> No.11257763

>>11257730
>>11257739
i fucked my dog in the ass once dont know if that matters btw haha

>> No.11257802

>>11257763

That depends. Is your dog male or female?

>> No.11258221

>>11257398
Do you really not understand how to punctuate sentences with quotation marks?

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>>11256359
KANEDAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>11256359
>>11258290

>> No.11258332
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>>11256359
needs >sage

>> No.11258384

>>11256469
underrated post

>> No.11258391

>>11257445
everything in this pic is wrong
topkek

>> No.11258396

>>11257669
lulz

>> No.11258401

>>11257802
male, but I dressed it up in my sister's clothes

>> No.11258405

>>11258332
dat fail

>> No.11259173

>>11256359
LOL did you put 5 pounds of meat in a pan?

>> No.11259746

Throwing all that shit in there like a damn mongoloid

>> No.11259762

>>11256359
I'm more bothered by the TOMATO in the CAST IRON pan. Enjoy reseasoning that pan.

Then again looking at OP pan was probably never seasoned in the first place.

>> No.11259977

If he dumps all this shit in a pot and cook for a few hour it might come out ok

>> No.11260367

>>11256469
Kek

>> No.11260382

>>11256359
what did you hope to accomplish by this

>> No.11260385

>>11259762
cast iron pigs get out. nobody cares about your old wives tales
tomatoes definitely belong in cast iron

>> No.11260388

>>11260382
lulz

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11260396

You did your best

>> No.11260399

>>11257398
I call it spaghetti. Because that's the only way I eat spaghetti desu...

>> No.11260401

>>11257456
In an ideal world men like me wouldn't exist

>> No.11260435

>>11256359
God hates you too

>> No.11260443

>>11256472
Wouldn't it be deep fried?

>> No.11260446

>>11256617
I assume he has a spatula out of frame, with that and the pan that's all you need

>> No.11260464

>>11258290
fucking kek

>> No.11260502

>>11258221
Enlighten me, my mixed race friend.

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>>11256469

>> No.11260526

>>11260446
A bigger pan, maybe. Saucepan probably. Right tool, right job.

>> No.11260546

>>11260443
Fried is in oil or other fat.

>> No.11260547

Not OP but what are some super basic cook books that go into good detail about cooking the most common recipes?

>> No.11260559

>>11260547
unironically, your mom

>> No.11260586

>>11260559
I've already exhausted that resource. I need another preferably sort of academic perspective.

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>>11256469

>> No.11260679

new banner

>> No.11260685

Do people really make disgusting messes just so they can post it onto an anime image board and get some (yous)?

>> No.11260690

>>11260547
just look up on line. although not always the best. I found a few good ones. still looking for a good tartar sauce recipe if any ones got one?

>> No.11260831

you be browning meat, i think thats neat. uh def jam.

>> No.11260893

>>11256359
What the fuck is happening.

>> No.11261066

>>11257675
Is that the yellow fever man on a ck board ?

Sacrilege

>> No.11261218

>>11256359
if you can't handle cooking, please don't reproduce. you will obviously kill your child through neglect.

>> No.11261287

>>11260690
The problem is that looking up things I might consider would probably leave a big blank for what I don't. Individual recipes is fine but they all pretty much assume you know how to handle each individual ingredient or method of cooking.

>> No.11261733

>>11258401
Your dog's a cosplayer, cool.

>> No.11261769

>>11256359
upboated ;)

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>>11256359
Looks like you need a bigger pot.

>> No.11262789

>>11256359
did you really waste like 15 dollars worth of beef to shitpost

>> No.11262819

>>11257481
chicken looks undercooked and there's way too much parsley.

>> No.11262822

>>11256359
Gotta suck before you can be good. You'll get better, and it'll get easier.

>> No.11262832

can't tell if you did this for upboats or if you made an innocent mistake.