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How do you co/ck/eaters enjoy your pb n j ?

I use a superior ratio of one cup of peanut butter and about 1/8th cup grape jelly.

>> No.11255130
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11255130

I just use this shit.

>> No.11255136

>>11255105
PB n J + nacho cheese Doritos

>> No.11255148

>>11255130
we'll never be two-jar slaves

>> No.11255151

>>11255105
The pb&j is not a real sandwich. It's 2 condiments on two slabs of bread.

>> No.11255411

>>11255151
Peanut butter is the meat

>> No.11255412

>>11255411
and jelly is the cheese

>> No.11255504

i do the double peanut butter. A thick spread of crunchy on each piece of bread and some jelly in the middle just to keep it from sticking.

>> No.11255506

>>11255105
Without jelly

>> No.11255533

about 60g with sugar free jam on whole wheat bread with a 2-3 cups of whole milk. I eat like 4-5 of these a day

>> No.11256919

>>11255506
This. Jelly is terrible. Why ruin the godly taste of peanut butter with that shit?

>> No.11256934

if i'm feelin lazy i'll just eyeball it to about half
normally i'll spread both pieces of bread with a medium layer of creamy peanut butter, then slap a big ol glob of jelly in the middle and spread it through pressure
never use crunchy peanut butter, it's fucking garbage

>> No.11256954

>>11255105

So you put the jelly on your asshole and the peanut butter on your small junk, then let your dpg in? Figures you soft touch effeminate eunuch.

>> No.11256963

>>11255105
When I was a kid I stuck one of these in my parents VCR.

I did it twice.

My dad had to take it apart and clean it with alcohol and qtips.

I did worse though.

>> No.11256966

>>11255105
white bread
grape jelly
crunchy peanut butter
wash it down with chocolate milk

>> No.11256969

>>11255506
>this
use honey in lieu of jelly

>> No.11257111
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11257111

ive had one of these in my fridge for years now, always get another when im about to run out. this and chunky peanut butter is best

>> No.11257283

Bread: toasted WELL
Peanut Buter: Super Crunch
Jelly: None
Honey: Spun
Chips: On the side

>> No.11257374

>>11255105
grape jelly is for nigger faggots, strawberry is superior and guava is godteir

>> No.11257486
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kino

>> No.11258526
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I enjoy mine uncrustably.

>> No.11258615

Home made peanut butter cause I'm a fag, and home made jelly cause I'm a fag. Untoasted white bread, eat the crust FIRST, cause I'm a fag

>> No.11258700

>>11255105
>a cup of peanut butter
>that’s like 3200 calories

jeez man

>> No.11258717

>>11258700
around 1518, actually

>> No.11258719

>>11258526
why do you buy these?

>> No.11258724

>>11258717
oh yeah you’re right a serving is 2 tbsp, not one

still god damn though.

>> No.11258760

>>11258719
Not everyone wants enough bread, pb&j to eat sandwiches for a month.

>> No.11258768

>>11258760
what do you mean by this?
your post is practically incoherent

>> No.11258775

>>11258768
You shouldn't be eating sandwiches with such regularity they become a lifestyle.

>> No.11258824

>>11258775
why not?
if you have 2 a day but still eat a balance diet, there is no reason not to

>> No.11258831
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11258831

>get a new toastie maker
>try a PB+J one in it

>> No.11258838

>>11258824
its literally a fat and sugar sandwich, pbjs have absurd macros and they shouldnt be eaten unless you have a hard time getting enough calories

>> No.11258864

>>11258824
You should want to eat a varied diet rather than autistically eat the same food for every meal.

>> No.11258868

>>11258864
can't always afford to

>> No.11258925

>>11255105
With raspberry jam. Strawberry jelly is too sweet

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I blend the PB & Jelly into a uniform spread first with a 60/40 Jelly/PB mix (more than the level in the picture).

>> No.11260967

>>11255105
PB and pickle is superior

>> No.11261042

>>11255136
Nah, regular Lays potato chips.

>> No.11261080
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>>11255105
I like to put the jelly inside my ass. Then, I put some of this peanut butter on top of it. I call it a peanut butter and jelly asshole sandwich, but OP here will be calling it lunch

>> No.11261825

Ok-hear me out
Three slices of bread
Bread
Pb+Banana
Bread
Strawberry jam
Nutella
Pb
Bread

>> No.11261830

>>11256963
Shut up full house

>> No.11262917
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11262917

>Nutty oat bread, toasted
>Blackberry Smuckers jam
>Jif smooth

>> No.11263006

>toast
>strawberry jam
>chunky peanut butter
best breakfast

>> No.11263516

>>11262917
>Blackberry Smuckers jam
Hell yeah man

>> No.11263532

>>11261825
why are you putting three slices of bread on top of another piece of bread

>> No.11263588

Na-na-na nobody has, I do declare, that grape JAM is always above it's jelly counterpart.

thank you for listening!

>> No.11265342

cut off the crust, quarter, then fry in butter

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>>11261042
This right here. Classic Lays hands down

>> No.11266029

>>11255105
I use %100 whole wheat bread, non HFCS strawberry or raspberry jelly, and jiff's smooth peanut butter.

>> No.11266349

>>11255105
> ratio
> not intuitively but inarticulately knowing

a true patrician of a sandwich is an autist who does not comprehend his creation in words, but in unmitigated constant perfection.

>> No.11266390

>>11255130
When I was in preschool they had this industrial size can of mixed pb&j that they used ever day. I am 34 now and can still remember the godawful taste. I assume this shit is about the same?

>> No.11266411

>>11266390
how the hell do you remember preschool

>> No.11266419

>>11266411
Not him but I remember very vaguely in last year preschool calling my teacher mom and getting embarrassed, that's about it for me.

>> No.11266431

I just ate one this afternoon with peanut butter, jalapeño peach jelly, chopped pecans+raisins, and banana on toasted wheat. It was pretty good

>> No.11266439
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11266439

ITT: plebs

>> No.11266451

>>11266431
ask me how I know you have a hipster beards and styled mustache

>> No.11266457

-Moderately toasted 12 grain bread
-Smuckers natural crunchy peanut butter OR Brookshires store brand if available.
-KEY STEP: APPLY PEANUT BUTTER TO FRESHLY TOASTED TOAST
-Smuckers Raspberry Preserves


3:2 pb to jelly ratio
Serve with tall glass of milk

Godlike

>> No.11266473

>>11266451
Nah I just make pretentious sandwiches. It’s my secret shame, but it does taste good

>> No.11266628

>>11260967
Yeah boi