Most spicy food you've eaten or seen someone eat? How did it go?

[Anonymous No.11249235]

[Anonymous No.11249284]

tomacco

[Anonymous No.11249291]

I'm a big chilihead and I've got a reasonably high tolerance for heat. However, years ago I had a small green pepper at my Indian friends' home that practically gave me heart palpitations. The first one was hot but quite manageable like maybe cayenne-level heat. But the 2nd one was beastly hot and I had to go outside into the cold air to take the edge off. Still don't know what kind it was.

[Anonymous No.11249309]

>>11249235
My exes aunt grew Carolina reapers and made homemade sauces. She gave me a pepper to use on my own. It just sat in my fridge. I was home one day and thought why not...

I popped it in and quickly ate it. It was briefly unbearabley hot and immediately gave me the hiccups. I quenched the flame with a bunch of ice cream and I thought it was over.

6 hours later I began to digest it. I experienced the worst cramping of my life. My shit burned and was liquid... even my piss burned. This lingered for two days.

I will never eat another ultra hot again and neither should you.

[Anonymous No.11249388]

>>11249309
>>11249309
>I will never eat another ultra hot again and neither should you.

damn that last statement made me want to try it goddamn you

[Anonymous No.11249396]

>>11249235
this was back when it was banned from the hot sauce convention and was considered one of the hottest out there. since then it kick started my spice tolerance to new levels.

[Anonymous No.11249460]

One of those 2-3 million scoville unit sauces, Flash Bang I believe. I actually expected it to be spicier as in the actual sensation on my tongue but then I got the severe stomach cramps like a prior anon mentioned for around 15 minutes or so and then later pissed out capsaicin. I was also dumb and did this on an empty stomach

[Anonymous No.11249483]

>>11249309
>I ate a toxin for fun and hated it
Even in low doses, this is what you are doing to your body. Eating peppers is just as bad as taking drugs.

[Anonymous No.11249489]

>>11249460
>I actually expected it to be spicier as in the actual sensation
You probably just experienced the limit of what you can perceive. Stop poisoning yourself.

[Anonymous No.11249494]

>>11249483
what a retarded opinion
>just as bad
How so? What is 'bad'?

[Anonymous No.11249499]

>>11249235
I have zombie apocalypse semi-regularly
it's not that bad

[Anonymous No.11249504]

second hottest was a carolina reaper burger challenge, five [grilled] reapers, reaper sauce, and dried ground reaper. first half hour was pretty brutal, then probably two hours of moderate discomfort, four hour lull, two more hours of cramps. typical of these food challenges

hottest was some sauce that made me delirious and lose track of time, much smaller quantity so it was completely over in like 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.11249507]

sneed's seed and feed

[Anonymous No.11249548]

>>11249494
You are ingesting a harmful substance for a chemical thrill.

[Anonymous No.11249558]

>>11249235
>Most spicy food you've eaten

Benadryl, I apparently have an allergic reaction to it that causes my esophagus to straight up start melting. I'd rather eat a ghost pepper straight than a single benadryl

[Anonymous No.11249568]

>>11249235
The "Suicide Wings Challenge" at a hot wing joint in Scotland. Apparently the sauce was made from Reaper, Scorpion and Ghost peppers, and it was the most brutal experience of my life. I went genuinely delirious for half an hour and I was high as a kite from the endorphin rush for an hour after that.
For the entire day afterwards my bowels had snakes made of fire squirming through them and I swear I was shitting lava and broken glass. 10/10 would recommend the entire experience to anybody.

[Anonymous No.11249571]

>>11249284
based city-slicker

[Anonymous No.11249585]

Had a small jar of Carolina Reaper sauce that took me almost 3 years and not even get halfway through it before giving it away. If you put more than half a teaspoon of it in any dish it completely ruined it.

[Anonymous No.11249591]

My problem with the super spicy shit isn't the heat. Yeah it burns and all that, but I can handle that. It's the ridiculous stomach ache and violent shitting later. Nothing is worth that.

[Anonymous No.11249619]

>>11249591
>my problem with heroin isn't the euphoria, it's the ridiculous dependency, addiction, and unbearable withdrawal. Nothing is worth that.

[Anonymous No.11249666]

>>11249619
Congratulations on being straight edge, here's your (You)

[Anonymous No.11249667]

>>11249619
correct
what's your point

[Anonymous No.11249675]

>>11249235
Spiciness is degenerate, spiciness is anti-white. I don't mean to say that in any trivial way. In what it represents, spiciness is degenerate. What it means to spice up your food is to cause yourself agitation. To agitate your tongue. To cause you pain. To cause you a sensation, this new sensation, you might start shifting in your chair like "aah! that's hot!"

Here's the thing about spice, once you go from spicing food to making food spicy you've crossed into the realm of degeneracy. You're gonna be welcomed by Arab sheikhs and fucking la cucaracha dances. I don't mean this as a joke. If spicy food is something you enjoy then it's a sign of a degenerated spirit.

And it's these mud races that are so obsessed with spicy food, they're obsessed with agitation. They live in these climates where it's just sand, blowing in the wind. Or they might live in a muddy tropical forest where it's all gooey and slop-slop everywhere; it's constantly changing. But in the far North, what do we have? We have ice. There we have a true symbol. A way to orient ourselves, I suppose you'd say.

Spice is really a symbol of total decadence. If you enjoy causing pain to yourself, why is that? It's a thirst for total agitation that these lowers races are so much more... It's so much more sensual than the Hyperborean race. And it's not a plus. Hyperboreans have the true strength. Ice is strong. Sand you can just throw it to the wind, or you know... Disgusting... you can step on some mud, throw it away. You cn disperse it easily. But you have to smash ice.

So don't eat spicy food from a fucking salsa bowl, drink from the cool ice of your hyperborean ancestors.

[Anonymous No.11249681]

>>11249666
>>11249667
I wrote all these posts while on drugs. In fact, I wrote all these posts while gay.
I just want you degenerates to know you're not better than me.

[Anonymous No.11249693]

>>11249681
here's a post I wrote on drugs:
u r a faget

[Anonymous No.11249710]

>>11249675
Clam down there buddy, you seem kind of mad. Go eat some unsalted skinless chicken breast and white rice so you can feel better soon

[Anonymous No.11249718]

>>11249619
nobody is any of those things with regards to spicy food

[Anonymous No.11250052]

>>11249291
Birds Eye chili? Pretty common there

[Anonymous No.11250089]

>>11249396
This brought back nostalgia pains.
This was the sauce that first got me started. My dad gave me a taste when I was 7.

Since then, the hottest food I ever ate was a salsa I made myself. I'll post the basic recipe in case you guys want to make it, or an altered version at least.

>1 dried Carolina reaper pod
>dried Arbol peppers
>serranos
>onions
>garlic
>cilantro
>lime juice
>salt
>tomato consume' powder
>olive oil
>1 can of spicy tomato sauce (el Pato)

Fry the peppers, garlic, and diced onions in some olive oil until browned. Be careful: higher heat can cause the pan to smoke, possibly killing you with the eye watering pepper heat. Once browned, add in the tomato sauce and tomato consume. Let simmer for a bit, and then add entire concoction to a blender. Add in some cilantro and blend the ever loving shit out of it. Add salt and lime juice to taste. You can also add a bit of water to get the right salsa consistency, as the end result will be really thick.

[Anonymous No.11250094]

>>11249548
That's like, a lot of foods.

[Anonymous No.11250106]

>>11249235
I once ate some corn chips that were so spicy I eventually had to vomit. I disregarded all the emphatic warnings on the packet because warnings about heat are usually just exaggerated marketing mumbo jumbo. Not this time. This stuff was so strong that I was feeling pain in my smooth muscle. When I puked it back up my mouth was in agony again. It was a bad couple of hours.

[Anonymous No.11250143]

>>11249235

I saw my friend, who is Mexican and has a ridiculously high tolerance for spice, eat howling rays spiciest sandwich

this man who I have seen eat habaneros like they were skittles had been reduced to a sad ball of tears and boogers

[Anonymous No.11250156]

>>11250089
sounds good

[Anonymous No.11250162]

>>11249235
From 7-11. They’re so hot and I like them but 90% of the time I eat them they hurt my stomachs and give me the shits which burn like a mofo.

[Anonymous No.11250290]

>>11250162
>my stomachs
are you a cow

[Anonymous No.11250299]

>>11250290
cows can even use computers you retard, and even if we could there is no way a cow could get past the captcha.

[White Person No.11250305]

>>11249235
It hurts my tummy and I can't even drink Pepto Bismol since that's spicy too!

[Anonymous No.11250311]

>>11250299
That's right. There is no way any of us are cows. No cows on the internet anywhere. I'm certainly not a cow. I swear by my left hoof.

[Anonymous No.11250357]

There is such thing as too hot chili con carne.

I went with 1 part beef, 1 part various peppers in roughly equal proportions, including dried chillies. No filler like beans etc. I was unable to finish a small bowl of it, with bread.

Ended up cooking shitloads of rice and mixing, about 3 parts rice on 1 part chili. It was still hot as hell but at least edible.

[Anonymous No.11250395]

>>11249309
>I experienced the worst cramping of my life.
Capsaicin Cramps. I've had them too from doing the same exact thing. I ate it around dinner time, the pain in my mouth went away after about 20 minutes but I woke up just after midnight with the absolute worst stomach pains of my life. It literally felt like someone was stabbing me in the stomach with a knife and twisting it. The worst part is I could feel it move through my intestines. I generally have a high pain tolerance but at one point I was laying on the bathroom floor covered in sweat and shaking. The next morning I knew I was gonna shit it out about an hour before I did because the twisty knife pain had been slowly moving down my back and begun radiating from the center of my pelvis.
I've eaten hotter sauces but never had cramps like that.

[Anonymous No.11250398]

Won't sound like much but I once took a shot of half vodka and half tabasco sauce. It seriously felt as though steam was blasting out of my ears.

[Anonymous No.11250780]

>>11249235
I wasn't there to see him eat it, but I came back from holiday to hear my roommate crying out in agony while shitting his guts out on the toilet from the hot wings challenge he took the night before. Good times.

[Anonymous No.11250788]

>>11250780
>>11249568
The one in Edinburgh? That's the same one from my story!
Is that you Simon???

[Anonymous No.11250801]

>>11249235
My dad asked our local mexican restaurant for their spiciest salsa so he could fuck with his coworker. He never got to try it because they brought it out in a styrofoam cup and it ate through the cup in our fridge overnight

[Anonymous No.11250809]

>>11249235
the last dab from that youtube show hot ones. its pretty hot

[Anonymous No.11250835]

>>11249396
Fucking Dave. We had a bottle in the fridge at work a few years ago (a coworker bought it for all of us) and on slow days we would do cap shooters to see who could keep their composure longest.

[Anonymous No.11250849]

>>11249548
It's not a harmful substance

[Anonymous No.11250909]

>>11250849
Technically capsaicin is a chemical burn agent, but not in the quantities that exist in anything edible.

Went to a lcoal indian place with my wofe for our anniversary (had a gift certificate from a prior Christmas). I forget what I had (some kind of curry, beef rendang maybe?) and what they had called "chili naan," which was regular naan that had probably about a dozen or so thai/bird chilis diced up and peppered throughout the dough.

Neither of the two dishes were exceptionally, "this is so spicy its technically mace" on their own, but there's a cumulative effect from ingesting something that's just at a comfortable tolerance in literally every bite. It was something akin to a religiously transcendant experience, frankly. The burn had been so constant and for so long that it had just become a part of me, and I of it.

[Anonymous No.11251033]

Girlfriend has a thing for going out and getting drunk while ordering the spiciest wings a place can make. Most of the time it's run of the mill "suicide" sauce but now and then we hit a place with a sadist working in the kitchen who takes our order as an opportunity to vent his life's frustrations.

One order at this bar in Toronto had tears running down my face after the first wing. I was sweating through my fucking shirt and my glasses stayed fogged. Some madman in the back mixed up some sort of wild concoction that blew away any hot sauce I've ever had, and I've tried all manner of reaper and scorpion sauces.

[Anonymous No.11251068]

>>11250299
You're not saying "no."

[Anonymous No.11251145]

>>11250299
The farmer bought the cow a 4chan pass.

[Anonymous No.11251195]

>>11250909
>Technically capsaicin is a chemical burn agent
How would you address the fact that birds are unaffected by it? They don't have the receptors so it doesn't bother them

[Anonymous No.11251240]

>>11250788
Yeah, that's the one. Sorry m8, not Simon.
Good wings though.

[Anonymous No.11251260]

>>11251195
If were actually going to have this argument...

Extremeophile bacteria exists that can survive near lava

that doesnt mean lava wont fuck up humans, whats your point?

capsaiacin is literally the main ingredient in pepper spray and many hot sauces exceed pepper spray in scovilles.

spicy foods can contribute to ulcers

[Anonymous No.11251283]

>>11251195
I don't know about "burn agent," but capsaicin is a neurotoxin. And it's far from the only poison that some animals are immune to. You can eat lots of chocolate but a dog can't.

[Anonymous No.11251347]

Can someone please explain just what the appeal of this is supposed to be? I've had super spicy food before and it wasn't good, it just hurt. Is it a test of wills thing or what?

[Anonymous No.11251353]

>>11251347
>Is it a test of wills thing or what?
Pretty much. It also causes a huge endorphin rush that makes you feel legitimately high for a good while afterwards. It hurts but makes you feel amazing at the same time.

[Anonymous No.11251746]

Ate a Carolina reaper once. Didn't burn too much at the start. Friends were gasping at me. Apparently my face was turning red.

Then the burn set in. Fuck. Drank a bunch of out of date milk and stale bread my buddy had laying around. It sucked. Do not recommend.

[Anonymous No.11252429]

Curious if anyone's spiciest was simultaneously a pleasant experience.

[Anonymous No.11252479]

>>11250162
they are pretty hot, but the predominant pepper in the nuts are habanero, not ghost pepper

[Anonymous No.11252529]

Hottest I've had is Mad dog 357.
My girlfriend had quite a bit at once and threw up

[Anonymous No.11252536]

I bought the hottest wings from a local place that didn't require signing a waiver (which is still like 11/10 hot, suicide is 3.5/10) I ate maybe five of them while a friend laughed at my suffering and saved the rest for later. That night I woke up soaked in sweat with a stomach that felt like a furnace. I spent the twilight hours of morning sitting on the toilet fighting searing heartburn and waves of gut wrenching abdominal pain while wishing for death. I'm no lightweight with spicy food either but those leftovers went in the garbage

[Anonymous No.11252542]

>>11249235
Secret Sneed's Hot Sauce (Formerly Chuck's)

[Anonymous No.11252550]

>>11252536
>I'm no lightweight
Are you sure about that?

[Anonymous No.11252576]

>>11250849

it fucks your stomach lining and leads to cancer

[Anonymous No.11252577]

>>11252550
I dunno, I used to collect suicide sauce bottles before I realized it was a stupid hobby and threw them out but I had like 30 bottles I collected in a year or two. The best way I can describe the wings is that they were basically like filling a shot glass with blair's ultra death or cajohns nothing beyond and using it like mouthwash

[Anonymous No.11252581]

>>11251033

she sounds fat

[Anonymous No.11252612]

>>11251033
what are her farts like after a night of heavy drinking and extremely spicy wings?

[Anonymous No.11252624]

>>11249235
>mayonnaise sandwich on white bread.

[Anonymous No.11252709]

>>11249235
Do any of you have any tips on cooking with dried chilis? Do I have to soak them first to make a paste? Do I just add them while boiling my soup or chili?
I enjoy hot peppers, but the hottest I've tried are pic related. I cant get enough of them. I use jalapenos a lot too, but most of the time they aren't even hot.

[Anonymous No.11252724]

>>11252709
>I use jalapenos a lot too, but most of the time they aren't even hot.
get some serranos

[Anonymous No.11252905]

>>11252612
Similar to an eastern european wench inhaling massive quantities of sauerkraut, sausage and potatoes. Iow, BRAP heaven.

[Anonymous No.11253216]

>>11250299
>>11250311
A cow browsing a cooking board is like a black guy going on /pol/

[Anonymous No.11253228]

>>11249235
>when this episode aired, the hottest pepper in the world was still just habanero

[Anonymous No.11253481]

>>11249235

>be me in college
>be degenerate binge drinking, NCAA scholarship having, fraternity brother, constantly drugged out, overall cocky motherfucker
>teammate and I are getting drunk
>I am maybe 5 beers deep, pretty full
>he is telling me about a local wing joint where you have to eat 25 suicide wings
>tell him I can do this easily
>he just stands up and says lets go
>We get there /order etc
>they brought out 25 giant fucking GMO-hormoned out wings
>each one is fucking huge
>the first 5 are pretty spicy but its not killer, you sort of stop paying attention to the heat
>my drunk ass friends are loving watching me be just miserable trying to eat all this food while already kind of full from beers
>they had other people like cheering and chanting n shit so I couldn't pussy out
>eventually finish all the wings
>super full, glad I did it I guess
>take a bunch of antacids
>drink more, do cocaine, smoke weed, take sleeping pills to crash

[Anonymous No.11253487]

>>11253481

cont

next day

>wake up early, practice
>fine
>dont have shit until 1pm class
>it is a super small class with a world class professor, less than 10 people and we all had to write an essay to get in
>this class is 3 hours long, always take a break at 2:30
>roll into class 5 mins early
>all is good
>somehow, 10 mins after class starts I begin to feel....dread
>begin to sweat
>begin to feel faint
>sweat a lot
>breathing now labored
>actually mfw I am about to die
>raise hand
>"Professor, can we please take our break early"
>"Well I gue--"
>literally run the fuck out of there
>burst into bathroom
>rip shorts off
>time my butt hole to release just as I am sitting down in one fluid motion
>nothing
>just sit there panting
>it begins
>continuous shit
>it burns, it burps, it feels like little salamanders wiggling out of my cornbread
>having trouble catching my breath
>sit there, focused on the pain, for a really long time
>every time I try to wipe there is more
>when I stop sweating I know its over
>stand up and survey my work
>water is fucking red
>there are a hundred black squiggly poops
>like licorice gummy worms in watery tomato soup
>consider taking picture
>do not flush
>do wash hands
>return to class
>entire class (10 people) staring at me
>"...uhh sorry?"
>Professor: "anon, are you ok"
>look at clock
>it is past 3pm

Later learned from nurse friend that the massive dose of antacids I took likely inhibited digestion which made the poops look the way the did

[Anonymous No.11253524]

I had a chicken tender spicy from popeyes that blew me the fuck out.
First I didnt order tenders I ordered bone it
they fucked that up
I did order spicy like normal but something was wrong with this one.
It was the hottest shit Ive ever tasted in my life
I order my wings hot with extra sauce from the local pizza place and its great
I love raw jalapenos on chips
Ive eaten raw habeneros before which are pretty hot but this tender was hell on earth.

I think they fucked the recipe up and dumped the whole bag of capsicum or w.e raw heat they use into the mix.
Ive never had heat so hot I was forcing caughs and choking. I eneded up getting the hives all over(basically swollen skin/welts)
Legit this tender was fucked up


That shit was el diablo

[Anonymous No.11253535]

Had me shitting fire for a week

[Anonymous No.11253543]

>>11253481
>>11253487
Marvelous

[Anonymous No.11254354]

>>11249396
>the hot sauce convention

[Anonymous No.11254405]

>>11254354
The Fiery Foods Show, held again in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

[Anonymous No.11254407]

>>11251347
Puts hair on your skin
Demands respect from lesser mortals
Turns food into living death

[Anonymous No.11254414]

>>11254407
>Puts hair on your skin

that's "puts hair on your chest" anon.

[Anonymous No.11254416]

I know a person who couldnt handle the heat from those steak quesaritos from tacobell.

[Anonymous No.11254421]

>>11254414
Is your chest totally flayed or summat?

[Anonymous No.11254429]

>>11254421
it means that it's a "manly" act, something that separates boys (no chest hair) from men (chest hair)

[Anonymous No.11254497]

pic related was the spiciest thing I've ever eaten but it wasn't that spicy.

[Anonymous No.11254578]

>>11254414
alternatively raises hair on your skin (or head). Meaning scary as fuck.

[Anonymous No.11254586]

>>11254429
So do you or do you not have skin on your chest?

[Anonymous No.11254587]

>>11251347
>>11251353
Truth. You adapt, build tolerance, and you get endorphin rush. Can't be *too* spicy for that, but just on border of your tolerance, and way past threshold of tolerance of normies.

[Anonymous No.11254614]

>>11254586
it's hair, not skin

[Anonymous No.11254621]

>>11254614
So your hair grows out of exposed muscle on the chest? Yuck.

[Anonymous No.11254627]

>>11254578
that's not used that way in english, as you said hair standing up means "scared" don't think any native speaker would use that with eating spicy food.

[Anonymous No.11254629]

>>11254621
heheh great troll x D

is that what your want?

[Anonymous No.11254633]

>>11254629
No. Are you feeling alright?

[Anonymous No.11254662]

>>11254627
You'd say otherwise if I kept a spoonful of hot chili right over your eyeball, holding your eyelids forcefully open.

[Anonymous No.11255492]

>>11249675
You have way too much time.

[Anonymous No.11255503]

>>11249507
>>11252542
Don't you get bored of repeating the same garbage?