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>go to Coney
>got a new item on the menu called "chopped sirloin"
>expect chopped sections of meat
>get a giant hamburger patty instead

The fuck is the point?

>> No.11248995

Don't blame other people for your lack of knowledge. A chopped steak is a synonym for ground steak meat or a steakburger.

>> No.11249080

>>11248971
It's meatloaf. Just a fancy name for meatloaf.

>> No.11249106

>>11248971
congrats, you ordered the chopped steak, aka food for old people

>> No.11249130

>>11248971
>go out with girlfriends family
>see the cheapest steak
>order the chop steak
>order comes
>it's cube steak
>tough to saw with their serrated knife
>her dad tells me i better finish it all because her last boyfriend wasted pork chops
girlfriends were hard in high school, man.
>going to her extended families hanukkah party
>they tell me they hate jews but it's a party so free food
>alone with her dad
>opens a beer
>asks me how many beers you're allowed to have before driving
>seeing him drink one, i answer "just one"
>gives me the buzzer sound and says "wrong" while we head out to the car and he drives us to this jewish party

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>>11249106
I like chopped steaks

>> No.11249215

>>11248971
>The fuck is the point?
Exactly! The fuck itself is the point. Very indigenius.

>> No.11249405

The term I've always used for this was "Salisbury steak." Not a steak, not created in Salisbury. What do you call it, cu/ck/s?

>> No.11250515

>>11249405
A burger patty.

>> No.11250565

>>11249405

Hamburg steak rip off.

>> No.11250573

>>11249130
You sound like a faggot. I bet her dad asked why she's dating a faggot everytime you were mentioned.

>> No.11250584

>>11249405
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rissole#Australia,_Britain_and_New_Zealand

>> No.11250619

>>11250573
He made her break up with me after he caught us half naked in her room. Never date vegetarian girls, their dads are crazy.

>> No.11251157

>>11250619
Be was fucking her

>> No.11251232

>>11248971
Money paid? Paid. There. No need for another point. Have an old item slightly changed and under a new name on menu, people will buy it because it's new. What more reason would you want?

>> No.11251275

>>11250619
My dad isn't crazy.

>> No.11251350

>>11248971
My parents call it
>poor man's fillet mignon

>> No.11251886

>>11251350
Why do they call it 'greater than poor man's fillet mignon'?

>> No.11251904

>>11248971
I got tricked by this as well when I was 12 or so.