Biryani is the best rice dish

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Biryani is the best rice dish Anonymous Mon Sep 24 01:09:53 2018 No.11245051 [Reply] [Original]

Prove me wrong :protip you cannot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 01:11:38 2018 No.11245056 >what is paella

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 01:23:50 2018 No.11245089 >>11245056 >vegetarian

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 01:27:02 2018 No.11245095 File: 239 KB, 725x482, 851002898017268549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11245089 Think again, brainlet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 01:28:40 2018 No.11245102 File: 428 KB, 1920x1275, lucknowi-mutton-biryani-recipe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11245095 Looks absolutely disgusting, does it have a delicate mixture of 100s of spices cooked to perfection with perfect meat cuts

Anonymous Mon Sep 24 01:32:03 2018 No.11245110

>best rice dish
>typically served with a bunch of inedible spices still mixed in

It's okay, but fuck picking out the star anise, cardamom pods, and fucking cloves. It's like being given a dish of top tier olives and being told they've been pitted, only to bite down on a pit every third olive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 01:35:16 2018 No.11245120 File: 36 KB, 600x600, x-Potli-1511424378-10029576-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11245110 You've eaten sub par biryani https://youtu.be/diDuEAKA0wA 4:39

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 01:41:03 2018 No.11245145 >>11245110 Don't forget the bones

Anonymous Mon Sep 24 01:46:34 2018 No.11245159

>>11245051
I like it but it's the one Indian dish that consistently makes my digestive system attempt to overthrow the rest of my body for choosing to eat it. Like I can order anything else at an Indian, Thai, Vietnamese, Mexican, Persian, even Sichuan and be fine but a good Biryana means an afternoon on the toilet no way around it.

It is fucking good though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 01:49:18 2018 No.11245165 >>11245145 Boneless meat is an abomination of this planet

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 03:30:32 2018 No.11245432 >>11245051 Define Biryani

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 03:33:44 2018 No.11245435 >>11245051 POO

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 04:19:13 2018 No.11245528 >>11245432 an Indian dish made with highly seasoned rice and meat, fish, or vegetables.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 04:20:01 2018 No.11245531 >>11245051 Uh... ever heard of risotto?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 04:25:30 2018 No.11245544 File: 80 KB, 650x430, long-grain-rice-compared-to-risotto-rice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11245531 The 'rissoto' rice is disturbed to poor people in India

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 04:27:06 2018 No.11245549 >>11245528 So basically almost every Indian dish ever? Define biryani.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 04:29:10 2018 No.11245552 >>11245549 Every region has its own take, that's the basic definition >>11245120 Watch this video around the 4 min mark he'll explain you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 04:29:48 2018 No.11245554 File: 1.79 MB, 4032x3024, B7A47CFA-6C7E-45B5-9C90-CF8CEF92A0FE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11245051 Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 04:30:08 2018 No.11245556 >>11245544 Why should anyone care what disturbs the poor in India?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 04:31:49 2018 No.11245559 >>11245556 Cause your 'rice' is if such a low quality Indian gibs me that eat it, take your Shitty broken rice and shove it up your ass, basmati or bust

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 04:34:28 2018 No.11245561 File: 28 KB, 590x701, 136668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11245552 You don't even know what a biryani is >it's a rice dish inb4 dubs

Anonymous Mon Sep 24 04:36:01 2018 No.11245564

>>11245561
Alright the basic definition of biryani includes that meat is semi cooked in spices then alternate layers of rice and meat are made in a big coldron and are cooked together, that's the basic definition, I can cook biryani in not a pleb like you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 04:36:30 2018 No.11245565 File: 10 KB, 255x208, 1525669141197.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11245559

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 04:40:05 2018 No.11245574 >>11245565 Rissoto is poor people rice

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 04:43:01 2018 No.11245580 >>11245051 >Dry shit with random spices and meats thrown in You can't even compare with a well made, creamy risotto

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 04:43:06 2018 No.11245581 File: 54 KB, 1324x994, 1520116786318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11245574

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 04:50:56 2018 No.11245589 >>11245580 >being this delusional

Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:13:32 2018 No.11245633

>>11245544
arborio is only one rice retard. and all rice is poor people food. the best risottos are made with different rices according to texture. but you're a poo brained indian who thinks hacked up mutton equates to perfect cuts of meat so you wouldn't know anything to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:18:13 2018 No.11245644 >>11245633 >not knowing how to buy mutton You need to understand how to speak the language to joy real mutton, I use raan (the back leg) and gol boti ie round boneless parts

Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:27:39 2018 No.11245665
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>>11245564
Biryani is one of my favourite dishes you prick, I'm not a retarded risotto poster who can't even spell risotto like >>11245574
Fuck I got a Madhur Jaffrey book with my pen scribbles all over it from 30 years ago when I was a kid and used to cook her biryani recipe with my dad. I also have memories of my dad starving me for a day then only giving me a really hot curries so that I'd get used to the heat, I was brought up on curries. I'm just trying to see if you're a normie. I'm also poking at how loose Indian dish definitions are, biryani doesn't need meat.

Definitely dubs this time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:29:31 2018 No.11245670 >>11245665 >unable to score dubs on a board as slow as /ck/ Opinion discarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:29:38 2018 No.11245671 >>11245051 Claypot, bacang, hainanese chicken rice, etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:32:02 2018 No.11245680 >>11245051 Again you fucking plebe, muslim + indian = explosive diarrhea. I'm struggling to think of a worse rice dish you designated shitting street sand nigger. Fuck off and die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:32:38 2018 No.11245682 >>11245665 >biryani doesn't need meat. The most famous biryani chefs will tell you chicken biryani isn't real biryani leave lone it being veg

Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:39:27 2018 No.11245705

>>11245102

>Mutton
>Perfect meat cuts

Pick one Pajeet you third world piece of shit. Also, learn to pork vindaloo you muslim cunt. Muhammad sucks my dick in hell while getting fucked up the ass by a transgendered feminist and lets the shitty cum dribble out onto an open koran. Also Biryani is shit. There are no good cuts, too many spices to hide the generally off shitty indian grade pajeet meat. Paneer is disgusting shit tier cheese. There is nothing good about you or what you do or your peoples existence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:41:46 2018 No.11245715 File: 47 KB, 446x701, dubshitler2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11245682 >the most true scotsman I was joking last time, now I definitely will get dubs.

Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:42:55 2018 No.11245720

>>11245644

Yeah, fuck us right? Never being brought up in poverty stricken shit heaps slums like Bombay. Never needing to learn cuts of shit tier scum meats like mutton as we feed it to our pets, if better cuts aren't available.

You eat similar slop to our pets. You haven't had culture since the give back. You are the shittest country in one of the poorest, shittiest areas of the globe. I hope you apes accidentally nuke yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:42:57 2018 No.11245721 File: 198 KB, 1238x1165, 1533805196621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11245715 Ok, I was joking about joking, this time... now... I'm not joking, I will get dubs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:43:02 2018 No.11245722 >>11245705 Mohammad screwed the thirteen year old women you only dream about. Sorry to rain on your parade.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:44:14 2018 No.11245724 File: 44 KB, 800x800, 343003-100ef1bf535e484bb8056755b78ced76.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11245721 I was joking about joking about joking. Dubs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:45:19 2018 No.11245726 >>11245724 >50 girls on Chaturbate wearing these and thinking they're so fucking clever

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:45:48 2018 No.11245728 File: 114 KB, 1080x950, 1532293284816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11245724 Today is the qaq of dubs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:46:31 2018 No.11245730 >>11245726 Does chaturbate even exist anymore? It's like five years old.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:47:34 2018 No.11245733 >>11245724 LOL

Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:47:46 2018 No.11245734

>>11245633
>>11245580
>>11245531
>>11245435
>>11245095
>>11245056

Champions

Especially >>11245633 -checked

Only dubs speak truth Pajeet. That's why you faiiiiil

>>11245715
>>11245665
>>11245561
>>11245051

So badly and so often, on and offline. Because you and your people are cultureless pigs that need to be slaughtered or dominated by the british again. You're a smelly, rude, offensive cancer on the countries you swarm to. Die already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:47:53 2018 No.11245735 File: 13 KB, 251x404, 1533135968817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11245728 I definitely wont get dubs. I bet you any money.

Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:49:35 2018 No.11245741

>>11245722

No he didn't, he raped them. Like all you pathetic shit dicks do. We whites go for real women and lasting relationships. We don't need to keep our women prisoners to keep them. We also shower.

Wrecked. And your prophet was a loser, as are you and your species.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:51:09 2018 No.11245746 >>11245730 Shhh, OP and his phony prophet are getting hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:51:49 2018 No.11245747 >>11245720 Most "Indians" you think you hate are actually Pakistani. inb4 "hurr durr same shit :^)"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:54:09 2018 No.11245751 >>11245722 You do realise that muslims are a minority in India? You should be takin the piss out of Hindus.

Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:55:28 2018 No.11245753

>>11245747

No. I hate Indians. I specifically sighted Bombay. Are you that fucking inbred you don't know Bombay is in India?

Actually, that tracks. Muslims are responsible for more inbreeding than any other two religions or races combined. No shocks there.

Also India has the biggest slums in the world and outside of the African continent, the worst poverty. So eat a shit dick you smelly spice loving cunt hahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:57:29 2018 No.11245757 >>11245751 Yes, but Indians by themselves aren't as bad as Muslim Indians. And Hindus don't jihad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 05:59:08 2018 No.11245761 File: 51 KB, 645x729, A2C48372-5746-47EA-92B8-CE52D40627F8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11245753 >Muslims are a race Reddit spacing confirms retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 06:00:03 2018 No.11245765 >>11245741 >sex with your wife is rape Holy shit. Caucasians are so broken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 06:00:40 2018 No.11245767 >>11245753 >sighted *cited Retard.

Anonymous Mon Sep 24 06:04:01 2018 No.11245775

>>11245761

Where did I say that?

>>11245765

Lol, sex with a prisoner in an organised marriage is rape hahaha denial is apparently rampant in India. Also no surprise.

>>11245767

Not as big as the Indian inbred who doesn't know where Bombaaaaay isssssss hahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 06:04:02 2018 No.11245776 File: 17 KB, 300x300, bumgay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11245753 <Bombay is in India I actually just looked up Bombay Badboy Pot Noodle on Wikipedia and it turns out it's a British brand. Get fucked wrongtard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 06:05:44 2018 No.11245780 >>11245776 rolls eyes troll harder. Besides with the invasion of the raping punjab pajeehadists New Bombay aka London is a fait accompli. Give that a quick google you smarmy cunt >>11245767

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 06:07:47 2018 No.11245787 File: 3.75 MB, 1918x1434, j0vwapt9i7wx~01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11245780

>>	Sujith USA \(>_^)/ Mon Sep 24 06:11:04 2018 No.11245795 >>11245720 To be fair that’s why I chose to study in the USA. Bombay is really bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 06:11:10 2018 No.11245797 JFC, this board is a lost cause

Anonymous Mon Sep 24 06:12:06 2018 No.11245800

>>11245787

>exspanion
*expansion

Lel no wonder you Mongols and Shit Dicks couldn't keep us out hahaha.

I'd post a similar map of the british empire shortly thereafter but hey, no need to live in the past right. Let's focus on the now. Where you smelly shit dicks have ruined your own country so badly you now need to use the bigot label to steal ours. And funny how you drain all the hygiene and culture from the places you invade. You're shit. Period.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 06:13:08 2018 No.11245803 >>11245795 I like you Sujith. If more pajeets kept it real the give back would never have happened and your country would be one of refinement and pride.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 06:14:09 2018 No.11245805 >>11245787 And then you were taken over on our way to rape the boongs in Australia

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 06:14:35 2018 No.11245806 >>11245795 Maa chod donga >>11245800 Where did the panjeet touch you Bruce

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 06:15:08 2018 No.11245807 >>11245095 >this kills the jew

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 06:16:32 2018 No.11245811 >>11245806 Pajeet you stupid inbred and nowhere, he was too busy raping little girls and calling them legitimate wives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 06:16:48 2018 No.11245812 File: 1.00 MB, 850x956, Spatial-frequency-distribution-maps-of-major-Y-chromosome-haplogroups-in-South-Asia-For.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11245747 Culturally no but genetically they're really close.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 06:19:03 2018 No.11245815 >>11245811 https://youtu.be/DHQRZXM-4xI

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 06:20:12 2018 No.11245818 File: 290 KB, 951x905, kedegeree-resize.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11245095 I'd agree if that's paella, but I have to ask because that one of the most god awful looking paellas I've ever seen. Special mention should go to kedegeree

Anonymous Mon Sep 24 06:23:31 2018 No.11245822

>>11245815

I'd watch it, but I see enough smelly pajeehadists walking down the street. I don't need to see whatever the fuck that is.

Here's a word all pajeets I have encountered struggle with.

Toilet.

Another one?

Shower.

Another?

Racial tolerance.

Pajeets. The most racist, divisive fucks on the planet and the quickest to call racism when they don't get their way. The feminists of the globe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 07:56:06 2018 No.11245999 File: 250 KB, 1366x768, you'remumsgaylol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11245780 Actually Bombay is in Russia. I have Google this to prove it with science!

Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:05:21 2018 No.11246020

>>11245999

I'd believe a Pajeehadist is simple enough to believe that is science. I mean they believe India is good and Muhammad is a prophet. So, I guess I should regard you with as much regard as you deserve. None. Hahaha smelly street shitting prick :')

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:08:45 2018 No.11246027 File: 40 KB, 399x225, C1A58176-FFA6-42B0-B5E0-E763EAF9E98D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11246020 It’s not just Indians. All Asians are unsanitary. >pic related: anti street shitting campaign in Beijing

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:15:08 2018 No.11246038 >>11246020 Dude, I'm so drunk I can barely understand what the fuck si going on in this thread, nevermind commit to all this Indian bollocks you're accusing me of. All I did was shitpost. Calm down.

Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:15:19 2018 No.11246040

>>11246027

Fuck Beijing, they need to have that campaign in western countries that the Chinese plague are infecting. So tired of shoe prints and shit and piss all over toilets because foreign dogs can't figure out how to sit on a god damn chair properly. No wonder we figured they're all savages and shot or enslaved them.

At least Chinese food can be good though. Indian food is poop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:16:40 2018 No.11246047 >>11246038 No one cares dickhead. Go have some more to drink then drive somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:17:42 2018 No.11246052 >>11246047 If you're still alive rinse and repeat until you've done the world a favour and died, hopefully you take a family of pajeets out with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:18:19 2018 No.11246054 File: 46 KB, 500x338, DESIGNATED.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11246027

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:20:08 2018 No.11246058 >>11246054 So now find the map that shows concentrations of Indians... I'll bet dollars to rupees there is a correlation :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:27:29 2018 No.11246081 File: 429 KB, 768x1024, Screenshot_20180924-202653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11246058 Yep. Figured.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:48:22 2018 No.11246124 >>11246052 Why are you so angry? www.betterhelp.com

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:04:19 2018 No.11246147 >>11246124 why are you wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:08:19 2018 No.11246156 >>11246147 Hahaha this isn't even me hahahaha you're alright anon >>11246124 You're the one who's moham-mad hahaha faggot, go "have consensual sex" with your underage prisoner wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:17:28 2018 No.11246171 File: 304 KB, 1152x2048, biryani for 800 people.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can we get back to discussing biryani?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:21:47 2018 No.11246174 >>11245705 >implying we don't also eat vindaloo

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:23:25 2018 No.11246176 >>11246171 We have finished disgusting the disgusting pile of 3rd world diarrhea and despair on a plate. Why don't you just leave /ck/ with your absolutely shit tier taste in food. The lack of question mark is intentional on that last one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:25:16 2018 No.11246177 >>11246174 Specifically pork, you stupid Muslim cuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:25:42 2018 No.11246178 What is beouff bogdanoff?

Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:28:54 2018 No.11246185

>>11246178

A sophisticated and tasty dish that uses flavours to enhance the ingredients contained within, not mask their hideously spoiled and cheap state. So a far superior dish than Biryani. Also, it doesn't need 90% rice to fill it out because the French aren't street shitting pajeets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:29:41 2018 No.11246188 >>11246177 checked also convert to the Holy Roman Faith before it is too late, pagan scum

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:29:53 2018 No.11246189 >>11246185 Yeah but you need rice, potatoes or pasta

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:38:36 2018 No.11246210 >>11246189 No. No you do not. Peasant. >>11246188 Bitch please hahaha nice try though

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:39:56 2018 No.11246215 >>11246210 Besides it has potato, you just don't need it is my point. You especially don't need it to be more than half the dish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:39:56 2018 No.11246216 >>11246210 why not convert though

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:43:49 2018 No.11246235 >>11246178 >It's time, braise it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:54:12 2018 No.11246262 File: 315 KB, 623x675, One-Pot-Pepperoni-Pizza-Rice-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not pizza rice

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 10:09:37 2018 No.11246299 >>11246176 Its that 3rd world despair that makes India a popular tourist location.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 10:19:17 2018 No.11246335 >>11245753 >Bombay >Not knowing it’s been Mumbai now for many years The absolute state of burger education. Also, the best rice dish is risotto. Come at me

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 11:20:49 2018 No.11246512 I used to eat a lot of Biryani since my boss was Indian and would buy it for us sometimes, tasted really good and just the right amount of spiciness. Probably the only indian dish I'd buy myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 12:14:55 2018 No.11246628 >>11245165 Yeah, nothing better than taking a bite of meat only to find tiny bits of bone in it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 12:33:56 2018 No.11246689 >>11246628 >tiny bone >mutton

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 13:22:18 2018 No.11246849 >>11245051 is that poo in there? i knew it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 14:56:01 2018 No.11247188 >>11246689 >Boneless meat is an abomination of this planet Hmmm, not seeing where you mentioned mutton

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 15:03:53 2018 No.11247223 >>11247188 Only real biryani meat

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