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American here. What should I expect?

>> No.11240321

>>11240257
Salt. A lot of it. Don't be retarded and put a shit tonne of it on, you're not British.

>> No.11240337

If you really want to enjoy it I would suggest watching some Brits apply it to toast because you probably won't be able to estimate just how little you're supposed to use. Seriously, we're talking about just enough to coat the tip of a knife spread on a piece of bread.

Think of it as a kind of bitter soy sauce in spread form

>> No.11240341

To prove a point of how little you're supposed to use there was this joke.

"I won a lifetime's supply of Marmite. One jar."

>> No.11240342

>>11240257
Another american, treat it as a seasoning not a spread. A little goes a very long way.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_sUhTWtvG4

>> No.11240345

>>11240342

I used to love watching Americans spread it on some toast like it was Peanut butter and watching their reactions

>> No.11240349

>>11240345
Once you realize what it really is it's like looking at someone mistake a bag of salt for sugar.
Now the, information I'm still missing is: is the butter you use supposed to be salted or unsalted?

>> No.11240370

>>11240349

Never considered that. I don't think it makes a difference. Weirdly I do seem to recall Americans ignore it completely. Rookie mistake, you need that butter or some equivalent.

>> No.11240372

>>11240337
>>11240341
>>11240342
Your Americuck is showing. I spread this shit 1/1 Marmite bread, I eat this shit from the jar. It's ok though, you're new I get it. Us Brits don't like seasoning though obviously. I'd suggest taking tiny amounts then working your way up to me you fucking faggot. Pair it with a nice IPA or cider. It might not make sense flavor-wise but I'm retarded and don't give a fuck, fuck off.

>> No.11240378

>>11240372
>flavor
who are you

>> No.11240384

>>11240378
Probably a redditor who got lost, they fucking love salt.

>> No.11240389

>>11240372

I'm giving advice to someone trying Marmite for the first time. Don't tell me I don't know how to handle Marmite. I drink the stuff.

And its flavour.

>> No.11240391

>>11240372
>flavor

Your LARP is showing Amerifat

>> No.11240393

>>11240372
And a faggot is a delicious pork meatball. An Englishman would know that.

You sound like a total berk trying to be cool American dude.

>> No.11240445

>>11240257
A second rate formula that was perfected with the creation of Vegemite long ago.

>> No.11240453
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>>11240393
Rwy'n Gymraeg.
Who gives a fuck about the English, you fuckin porkball, I'll just let the muslims stab you. Marmite is a German invention anyway, typical of you to take credit for something that isn't yours. Kek.

>> No.11240460

>>11240453
Fuckin taffy bastard pretendin like he isn't complicit in English crimes and colonization. You don't get to be masters lap dog fer a thousand years and then fuck off when it is popular

>> No.11240495

>>11240349
>is the butter you use supposed to be salted or unsalted?
With how salty marmite is, could use a chunk of salt rock instead of butter and it wouldn't make a bit of difference.

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11240553

>the only flavour of marmite is salty

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11241183

Vegemite is superior in several different ways