Aphrodisiac Foods

[Anonymous No.11239902]

What is your favorite aphrodisiac food?

For me, it's oysters.

[Anonymous No.11239911]

>>11239902
most successful aphrodisiac foods are cheeses and pasta
this is proven
if you want everyone to drop their panties and go feed them some lasagna

[Anonymous No.11239912]

>>11239902
T-That doesn't look like an oyster to me.

[Anonymous No.11239916]

>>11239911
I assume you don’t kiss during sex.

[Anonymous No.11239920]

>food looks like genitals
>must be an aphrodisiac

[Anonymous No.11239924]

>>11239916
and I assume you kiss minted up assholes

[Anonymous No.11239925]

>>11239924
Bleached, waxed and perfumed, yes. Doesn't everyone these days?

[Anonymous No.11239932]

>>11239925
no

>>11239924
I suck tiddies

[Anonymous No.11239937]

>>11239925
A true man of class and hygene.

[Anonymous No.11239977]

>>11239911
My observation has been basically the opposite. Heavy foods like cheese and pasta tend to make ladyfriends tired rather than horny. Something more along the lines of sushi in terms of macros is probably ideal

[Anonymous No.11240069]

>>11239920
Yeah science in antiquity left a lot to be desired.

[Anonymous No.11240151]

Oysters get my dick raging. You could probably stick a stethoscope onto my cock and hear my heartbeat. I like to name each oyster after girls I've known in the biblical sense. Sometimes I'll even leave one out in the sun for a couple of days before eating it so it reminds me more of Emily.

[Anonymous No.11240236]

>>11239902
carrot and oyster pie
carrots so you can see in the dark and oysters so you've got something to look at

[Anonymous No.11240269]

>>11239924
>kiss minted up assholes
only true patricians, anon...

[Anonymous No.11240330]

Certain fruits, and the topic of discussion is underwear and insurance.
Also, campfire pork and mead, and the discussion at hand has to do with /k/-/x/ spookie scares.

[Anonymous No.11242048]

>>11239920
>>11240069
You guys are retarded if you think that putting simulated genitals in one's mouth doesn't get the mind set on the topic of sex and then make the person aroused.

It's not all about active chemicals like viagra; also psychological

[Anonymous No.11242049]

>>11239902

[Anonymous No.11243136]

>>11239977
Stop dating cows. If they are grazing at the buffet they will probably order 3 entrees.

[Anonymous No.11243588]

>>11239911
cheese and pasta usually gives me diarrhea

[Anonymous No.11243598]

>>11239920

shellfish has zinc, magnesium etc

shortage in those minerals leads to erectile problems

[Anonymous No.11243629]

>>11239902

Some kind of pasta do the job, especially the Sicilian one with shredded almonds, parsley, fish, mint and raisins topped with grated toasted bread.

Amaro, after the dinner or coffee and a few sweets with a nice deal of talking can do it.

Surely not any cheesy, heavy food. Italian food can be very light (and not garlicky at all) compared to the bastardized version. And there is always wine involved, or liquors.

t.italian

p.s. these wedding sweets are dope.

[Anonymous No.11243638]

>>11239902
Light, crunchy spicy food can also work very well, if the target can take it

[Anonymous No.11243900]

>>11243629
Does 'copuletta' mean what I think it means?

[Anonymous No.11243918]

>>11243900

Heh, it might be a bit too obvious. But I didn't come up with the name myself, I swear.

[Anonymous No.11243920]

>>11243900

Yes, anyway.

[Anonymous No.11244057]

>>11240151

[Anonymous No.11244112]

>>11243588
you have a dysfunctional gut

[Anonymous No.11244198]

>>11239902
I see a pussy!

[Anonymous No.11244234]

the pituitary gland of a small child

[Anonymous No.11244248]

Strawberries especially if high

[Anonymous No.11244254]

>>11239902
woah is this what oyster always looks like?
ive been missing out!

[Anonymous No.11244267]

>>11239902
Looks like a roastie

[Anonymous No.11244354]

>>11244112
That's racist. Most people of color (i.e. the majority of the world's population) are lactose intolerant, meaning cheese gives most people diarrhea. It's whypipo who are not normal, or even dysfunctional to still be drinking mother's milk into adulthood

[Anonymous No.11244376]

>>11239902
>get talking about food with a coworker
>we share a lot of the same tastes
>love things other coworkers won't touch and are grossed out by
>they ask me about oysters
>say it's been like 20 years since i tried them
>they talk about how much they want to sit across from another person with a table full of oysters and just eat
>asks me when my weekend is
>says they'll be in touch

[Anonymous No.11244757]

>>11244376
He wants to fuck you, m8

[Anonymous No.11244823]

>>11244757
ruined any possible reply, thanks bro

[Anonymous No.11244836]

>>11244354
It amazes me how nonwhites have the nerve to call whites abnormal while they squat in white countries and refuse to put an investment into their own countries to make them even remotely livable. You're slowly wearing out your welcome in our countries so keep calling us racist, you're just adding fuel to the fire

[Anonymous No.11244952]

>>11244836
Let me go ahead and say, as a white male that knows a thing or two (not the person you responded to) , there will be rioting and looking in all cities before whites band together to kill all non-whites. Asians will help too. Until then, there will be no overstayed welcomes.

[Anonymous No.11245126]

>>11242048
>out on a date
>want to charm the lady
>"Garcon? Your finest hot dog, please, no bun."
>it arrives at the table
>look here in the eyes
>simulate a sloppy blowjob all over it
>moan loud enough for other patrons to hear

Works every time

[Anonymous No.11245229]

>>11239911
I watched a seminar about human neurology on PBS a few years ago that recommended this as well. A well prepared pasta dinner served in moderation followed by a relaxing walk in a picturesque environment cues the human brain to invite intimacy. A subtle dab of baby powder on your neck also triggers the memory of a freshly washed and diapered baby which is a treasured thought to most normal women and will create a subconscious desire to make one.

[Anonymous No.11245418]

>>11244354
nice bait, faggot

[Anonymous No.11245423]

>>11239902
foods that look like my fat girlfriends beat up cunt

[Anonymous No.11245428]

>>11245423
Only good thing about fatties it's they're guaranteed to have an innie due to fat swallowing any potential beef. If she has a roastie what's the point?

[Anonymous No.11245429]

>>11244836
>>11244952
>inb4 'muh coloniaism and whites destroyed and robbed muh rich, thriving civilisation'

[Anonymous No.11245517]

>>11245418
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11245864]

>>11245229
>A subtle dab of baby powder on your neck also triggers the memory of a freshly washed and diapered baby which is a treasured thought to most normal women and will create a subconscious desire to make one.
what the fuck? you walk around with baby powder on your neck nigga?

[Anonymous No.11245947]

>>11239911
carbs usually make people tired and/or bloated, which are the last things you want to be when you're about to fuck.
>>11240236
kek

[Anonymous No.11246206]

>>11239924
>on 4chan
>accusing someone else of being gay

Wewlad

[Anonymous No.11247564]

>>11245864
If you don't pull shit like the baby powder trick you're playing the game at a low level. This is why so many around here are still virgins in mommy's basement, wondering why they don't have any success when they're such a Nice Guy™

[Anonymous No.11247579]

NNNNNGHHHHH!

[Anonymous No.11247596]

>>11239902
any kind of oily fish

sardines, salmon, eel

[Anonymous No.11247604]

>>11247596
>a bitch pussy who eatin deenz

[Anonymous No.11247606]

>>11239911
this works on me

[Anonymous No.11247610]

>>11245229
Do you think the baby powder trick would work on submissive boys too? I'm gay if that's important

[Anonymous No.11247636]

>>11247610
Only if they're so gay they have misplaced deep-down maternal instincts

[Anonymous No.11247684]

>>11247604
What are you talking *sniff* about anon *sniff*
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