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>> No.11233514
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look at that thread... oh my gosh isn't that gorgeous?
you guys, come in close

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>> No.11233540

I always feel like this is supposed to end in some form of homo-erotic activity like making out shirtless. Is there a full version where that happens?

>> No.11233544

>hardly any color on chips
>no seasoning but salt
>picks up sandwich and weak-ass bread almost falls apart
For shame.

>> No.11233550

They absolutely have sex after this, but it's a blue board so we cut it out.

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>> No.11233573

Does he literally have to do everything in an autistic matter. Even the way he cracks eggs is fucking retarded.

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it's better when he has two eggs and smacks them together proving which is the stronger of the egg

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>> No.11233690


e Egg?

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>> No.11233710

What were porn producers thinking back then?

>> No.11233728

they cooked the chips in the most retarded way possible what the fuck

>> No.11233745

Boiling, not rinsing, then refrigerating is a great way you ignorant ass.

It leaves the starch on the exterior then dehydrates it (the fridge is drrryyyy). Check out Heston's video's for details but it's pretty obvious. A dry, roughed-up exterior coated in the potato's own starch makes a better fry/chip.

>> No.11233766

Why is a tornado like marriage?
Both start out as all sorts of sucking and blowing. Then the house is gone...the car is gone...
The relationship must matter more than the sex, bros

>> No.11233809

Wtf is there a source?

>> No.11233929

>bread with chips

this is peak amerishart cuisine

>> No.11233931

>defending the fag-butty

>> No.11233940

Boiling's a good way to make it not taste like a fuckin tato tho

>> No.11233943

>being afraid of grease

You should be careful, but jesus, you're gonna hurt yourself worse by throwing shit in it all scared and shit.

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>> No.11233953

Is he stirring the cheese?

I can't figure this out.

>> No.11233957

people who don't know how to work with hot oil/grease should be afraid of it, for their own protection.

Case-in-point: throwing water on a grease fire.

>> No.11233959

thumbnail looks like someone is sucking a dick

>> No.11233962

you can't eat the dough in keto pizza

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>> No.11233986

This is exactly why I hate faggots.

>> No.11233991

Oh silly bugman, you have no idea how bongish this dish is. Even americans scoff at it.

>> No.11233997

That comes later.

>> No.11234010

It's called a chip butty and it is the national dish of jolly old England, invented by Shakespeare

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>> No.11234058

why does it catch fire? is he cooking with fucking gasoline or what?

>> No.11234083

The clue is that dousing it with water made it worse

>> No.11234087

>chip butty

>> No.11234096

Hot oil, near its flash point, boiling over onto the heating element or burner = oil fire.

>> No.11234141
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Can someone explain to me why this ordinary grilled cheese sandwich webm is used as bait for replies on other boards?

>> No.11234143

hearty kek on this one

>> No.11234166

I'm not sure but I think some people consider it to be the equivalent of the chip butty for american's. Or they are making fun of hipster that make (((((artisan))))) grilled cheese out of their food truck and charge $20 a sandwich because they used truffle oil like an autist.

>> No.11234226

This. It's why it's always recommended to use a big pot for deep frying, even if you aren't using much oil. This way if it does start bubbling up too much, it'll still be contained.

And if it does ever catch on fire, if you can move it safely off the burner, just do that. Don't put a lid on, that actually helps the temperature go up faster. And obviously don't shake the pot around. Use a fire extinguisher, baking soda, salt, etc. to put out the fire, don't use water because that just makes it flare up more. The ice crystals on the french fries are what made the oil boil over in the first place.

>> No.11234267

Jesus christ, favreau

>> No.11234285

it's a really pretentious showing of how some autist toasts bread and melts cheese
That being sad it's from a dumb movie and even his son 5 seconds after the webm ends says something along the lines of "it's alright" or "mom cuts the crusts off"

>> No.11234297

>baking soda
This guy gets it.

Though I do have a hilarious story related to that. In commercial kitchens sometimes baking soda and cornstarch both come in the same cheap yellow-orange cardboard box. In an attempt to put out a fire on the grill, a manager who is does actually know what he is doing, grabbed the wrong one and thew a box of cornstarch on it.

The fire went out. Only because it caused an explosion. There were no serious injuries, but they lost any exposed hair including eyebrows and had mild flash burns.

>> No.11234328

what the fuck

>> No.11234335

I hate the way he uses his tongue. Seeing it makes me cringe.

>> No.11234342

Feel like this would be less gay if they just fucked each other in the ass instead

>> No.11234357

what a world

>> No.11234369

Yeah a lot of people probably don't realize that can happen. Flour factories have exploded from flour dust hanging in the air and igniting.

>> No.11234378

I like how everything that could go wrong goes wrong. The water on a grease fire just really does it for me. Like icing anon, icing.

>> No.11234541

The fabulous baker brothers or something, British tv cooking show

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>> No.11234553

>getting mad at a joke video
newfag is new

>> No.11234558

i love the buglette that gets frightened

>> No.11234569

>t. fags who have never cooked anything before act like they know better than professionals

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>> No.11234586

>continues to defend a fag way to make fries that takes all freakin day

>> No.11234588

>can't eat the dough so I'd better scrape off the toppings onto this dirty ass cardboard box instead of a clean plate
how does he fuck up everything??

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I prefer the wobbling shrimps, it's stupid but makes me smile.

>> No.11234596

Good job, anon

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>> No.11234614

>lol it takes too long therefore it's stupid
jack is that you?

>> No.11234635

Wait but what the fuck is he making? A big tub of beans and onions swimming in mayonnaise and vinegar is not a recipe Jack you fuck.

>> No.11234643

>getting mad at techniques from Michelin starred restaurants
flyover as fuck

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But WHY?

Lost it at "Brush with mayo"

>> No.11234664

That's what we call a BBB or to plebs like you, a big boi bite. I'm sorry you don't have the ability to master this technique.

>> No.11234707

Don't forget to dip it in a mayo based sauce too

>> No.11234715

I would simply prefers to forget it at all.


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>> No.11235258

Is there anything more disgusting then women eating like fucking pigs?

>> No.11235262

>Starch on top of starch on top of starch

I know they're Brits just from that

>> No.11235263

And the fact they're gay.

>> No.11235292


That looks delicious. How is that bait?

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Anyone eating like that is gross. I wish people would stop doing it and thinking it's funny.

>> No.11235318

see >>11234285
That might've been the point of the scene, to show that the character was pretentious and the effort didn't pay off. I didn't watch the movie so I don't know.

Pushing the bread around the entire griddle like he did just means that butter/oil isn't going into the bread like it should. It's trying to look like a skilled chef but ends up being wasteful and unnecessary with no benefit.

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>> No.11235371

That's not what happens in the movie. In the movie he goes from chef out on his ass to food truck kingpin to restaurant owner in about an hour and 10 minutes. That's a really good grilled cheese sandwich, the point is that it's just a grilled cheese sandwich. Which is why it's perfect for trolling discussion over grilled cheese sandwiches.

>> No.11235391

I'm convinced. This is the last piece of evidence. jack has got to be some kind of parody

>> No.11235394

>that'll be $125 plus tip

>> No.11235452

Fucking obsessed

>> No.11235628
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>> No.11235636

This is how all food should be treated.

>> No.11235639

Its webms like these that make me realize that nice hands are 50% of the appeal in these top view cooking videos

>> No.11235646

That's not from a joke video. The guy in it legitimately eats pizza like that.

>> No.11235656

it's very clearly a joke video, don't let the "zagat" logo fool you.

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>> No.11235678

>this faggy guy is totally being serious and is in no way scripted in order to show the contrast of how "real" new yorkers eat pizza
you probably think reality tv is genuine too

>> No.11235688

>ketchup on the side

for a sandwich? are these plebs even trying

>> No.11235696

seeds tho?

>> No.11235702

i bet you'd think it was a just a joke to show contrast too if someone fucked you in the ass

>> No.11235706

maybe they're seedless

>> No.11235717

>being this obsessed with fags
get help anon

>> No.11235737

not the original guy, it's just sad that you refuse to accept that some people are actually humongous faggots
t. an actual homosexual

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>> No.11235748

I accept fags just not the premise that this particular one wasn't scripted to be extra faggy

>> No.11235751


Is that a man or a woman, I am beyond confused, gender binary be damned

>> No.11235752

literally no one is saying that
>misunderstanding everything you read

>> No.11235755

that's sandra bullock

>> No.11235757


No, I'm talking about the beaner

>> No.11235758

Sylvester Stallone?

>> No.11235760
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>> No.11235761

Sandra Bullock is hot af

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>> No.11235764

based retard

>> No.11235766

The only faggot talk in this thread is you talking

>> No.11235776

He was in rocky

>> No.11235781

That's a fact. She's America's sweet heart

>> No.11235784

I thought he was in terminator

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>> No.11235804

That's a different Mexican, i know, they all look the same

>> No.11235807


ah, I see

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>> No.11235900

Can we send this goblin back through whatever portal it came through?

>> No.11235983

Do people seriously stick their tongue out to eat? What the actual fuck, I've never seen this in real life, even children

>> No.11235999

only retards with no motor control do things like this

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don't worry he has signed up for biting lessons at Soy.edu

>> No.11236014

just stroke victims

>> No.11236015

>having to tear that hard on rib meat
then they act like mark wiens and bulge their eyes out and make faces... disgusting

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>> No.11236030

people watching it

>> No.11236035

Starch on potatoes absolutely does not make for better frying. You want to get that shit off.

>> No.11236043

You're gay for liking shit like in your webm

>> No.11236059
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had to wake mommy up to make me tendies

>> No.11236061

im nauseous

>> No.11236062

Than, you illiterate child.

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>> No.11236087

I am fuuckiing doing this.
ad some ginger tho

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>plus tap

>> No.11236110

The seeds are perfectly edible.

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>> No.11236116

>the virgin egg peasant vs. the chad egg king

>> No.11236127

we've been calling it that for over a month fucking newfag

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what the fuck

>> No.11236140

He was determined to make the cut

>> No.11236149

It's a woman, to answer your question. The unibrow is a cultural thing they embrace. It's just a woman, though.

>> No.11236200

check out this old fag over here you guys

>> No.11236227

This is worse with audio
>look at how juicy this is, that's great

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How. How can he be this fucking retarded

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jacks had like 3 strokes or something, can't be much brain left

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>tfw no burger with jam on

>> No.11236247

But how does egg

>> No.11236248

I want to watch these dudes nail those twinks what eat the skittles with the cha. That or double team the pizza blotting guy.

>> No.11236254

either bait or genuinely retarded

>> No.11236256

he's the jimmy fallon of food reviewers and I mean that in the worst way possible

>> No.11236257

I once had a bacon burger with peanut butter. was actually good. would give that webm burger a try

>> No.11236260

thots are subhuman

>> No.11236281


I remember seein this years ago. I actually made it and thought it was nice.

>> No.11236303


i see you are a black man with fine tastes

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>> No.11236467

its something I specifically get mad about when eating with other people. I know people that do this and I have autisticlly questioned why they do this. it makes no sense.

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>> No.11236484

So this is why people hate niggers.

>> No.11236485

Based, redpilled and the only reason I clicked on this thread.

>> No.11236498

inb4 anger posting about putting 100/lb beef in a fryer

>> No.11236537

Love some Costco chicken

>> No.11236541

Greasy beef deep fried

>> No.11236548

Delet this

>> No.11236570
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>> No.11236573

Finally someone who understands BBB

>> No.11236587

did the crab die?

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>> No.11236592

Why does this nonsense get any attention?

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This thot immediately fills me with rage.

>> No.11236613


Ribs are one of the easiest cuts to make fall-apart tender yet they're chewing on it like it's still raw or they didn't trim off the silver skin or something. Knowing jack they probably did both.

>> No.11236639

I feel uncomfortable

>> No.11236658

$85 for that shit? Seriously?

>> No.11236659

You should

>> No.11236789

I-is this art?

>> No.11236837

Gourmet fucking chip fucking sandwich.
Like a gourmet meth addict hooker

>> No.11236857

Literally any kind of food webm outside of /ck/ derails threads

>> No.11236884
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>> No.11236886

*taps the knife*

>> No.11236892

oh good, japanese bread

>> No.11236896
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step aside, a new king of the chip butty has arrived

>> No.11236899

grilled cheese is exactly as good with a little butter and one slice of cheese, he uses three types of cheese and loadsa butter

>> No.11236907

Jack is like a real life Tim and Eric sketch

>> No.11236928
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more butter is always better you philistine

>> No.11236935

Not enough gay undertones.

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>> No.11236943

Jack must be a master of eating pussy.

>> No.11236946

when do they start making out and rubbing dicks together

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>> No.11236950
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Women want him, men want to be him.

>> No.11236954

>It's uhhh..... authentic!

>> No.11236955

I am feeling very turned on by this.

>> No.11236958
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anyone got any mukbang webms?

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>> No.11236966

wouldn't that be funny haha

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>that look of instant regret

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>> No.11236971

She looks like an insect

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>> No.11236979

Thought that was a girl's waist

>> No.11236982

What are you gay?

>> No.11236983

>takes bite
>doesn't chew
>*hurl* "oh god that almost went inside me"

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>> No.11236989

It's gross because they go to throw it all up afterward

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>> No.11236998

What is this? Like a jelly or like a butter or something else?

>> No.11237002

I would let this man spend a night with my daughter

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It's cane sugar.

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>> No.11237032

oishi desu ne

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>> No.11237037

Fuck I love dal. It's the one vegan food I can actually stomach. Tastes like a full course meal all on its own.

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>> No.11237044
File: 2.67 MB, 640x640, painted burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

And now, back to your regularly scheduled bullshit food memes.

>> No.11237047

thought this was reviewbrah at first

>> No.11237049
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>> No.11237056

lol why

>> No.11237059

I wish I had a big chicken sword

>> No.11237062
File: 1.05 MB, 1920x1080, Screenshot_20180922-121835_YouTube.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

not a webm but I love this man and wish he was my grampy


>> No.11237067


I have a friend who looks exactly like this, minus being brown, she posts shit like this on snapchat. She cool people, I make fun of her titties constantly because I want to suck them, but know my girlfriend would slit my dick if I did

>> No.11237068

I don't hate being alive, I just really hate this world

>> No.11237075

I can feel my arteries clogging up just watching this

>> No.11237079

So fucking based

>> No.11237095

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


>> No.11237099

sick blog post 10/10

>> No.11237103
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>> No.11237108

For starters, it has the texture of butter without being butter you nonce.
Second, fuck you

>> No.11237120

>thinking the texture of huge chunks of butter could ever be appealing
I Pity you

>> No.11237126

Are you blind? She's definitely an eater

>> No.11237129
File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, clotted cream.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

God I love this stuff.

>> No.11237152

No its legs grow back after a while.

>> No.11237155


you could walk up and steal a bunch of eggs, and he couldn't do shit 'cause he's stuck back there.

>> No.11237156
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>> No.11237161

why does he look like a lollipop with that giant head and tiny neck

>> No.11237163
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>> No.11237203

Sad, she is far too young to have that kind of body. Milfs should be thicc, younger women should be slim.

>> No.11237215

He's a pretty clear homo, video premise notwithstanding.

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>> No.11237224

IT'S SO GOOD!!!!!!

>> No.11237230

Who is he?

>> No.11237240

Mark Wiens, he's a fucking creepy ass youtube foodie. He's fun to watch, if not a little unsettling.

>> No.11237241

Marcus Wiener

>> No.11237245
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>> No.11237319

did you miss the liters of butter they put in there, skippy?

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>> No.11237344

Stallone has pretty good comic timing desu.

>> No.11237345

In his defense, I really don't want chocolate, peanut butter, and jelly or jam on my burger.

>> No.11237346

For God's sake, we invented tools for a reason.

>> No.11237374

He could of stated his opinion in a less faggy way.

>> No.11237382

This I will not argue.

>> No.11237385


>There's a time period to be thicc

get out whitie

>> No.11237395
File: 145 KB, 1200x684, Peanut Butter Banana.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Reddit retards aside, as a tribute to Elvis I do enjoy my peanut butter banana burgers fried in bacon grease.

Bigger than your fist.

>> No.11237405

Elvis was a based American.

>> No.11237426

>rock and roll kang
>alpha as fuck
>top tier food tastes
>didnt care about niggers feelings
>fought in WWII as a regular soldier instead of putting on shows
fucking based

>> No.11237471

Your dementia is setting in Grandpa.

He was drafted into Vietnam, but he wasn't really allowed on the frontlines because they didn't want him being killed. So he spent his time learning martial arts from what I understand. Which is kinda cool I guess.

Dude had a drug habit and was barely functional towards the end. The peanut butter banana sandwich fried in grease was made by his mama. His sister and her took care of him. It's arguable whether or not it included bacon, but the saltiness and crispness is nice.

>> No.11237498

Sorry, wrong about his mother taking care of him. She died after he was drafted.

>> No.11237507 [DELETED] 

I like mac n cheese cuz it gives me the best farts. They're nice and wet, they have that frogginess to them, but they never border on a shart. It's like a bubble bursting in my asshole everytime. If I mix it with broccoli I get these nice long wet farts that sound like someone making fart noises into their wind instrument at bandcamp when they're trying to learn how to play it. And the smell, dear lord the smell. Sweet and sensuous yet with a sour note that just kind of dangles there at the end, never overstaying its welcome and becoming rancid. Some nights after eating a massive bowl of mac n cheese and broccoli I pass out and awake in the morning to a symphony of this wonderous farts flying hfrom my assfhole bbbggfhf the aroma of the pungent mist their collective aura has scadabbed upon my bedroom

>> No.11237679
File: 1.96 MB, 400x400, absurdly cheesy burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11237758

God damnit this is retarded

>> No.11237759

That's the exact face he makes when he cuts the throat of children.

>> No.11237773

And he's made that face a lot of times.

>> No.11237820

>would you make an absolute fucking mess everywhere and make sure you can't go out immediately after because everything will be stained in cheese for no fucking reason?

>> No.11237828

This is fucken stupid. Shoulda poured that cheese all over them french fried taters

>> No.11237830

>Would you like a soggy bun and the cheese hardening up because you didn't eat it fast enough, you slow chewing cuck?

>> No.11237849
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based filename poster

get a load of this guy

>> No.11237870

friendly reminder this dude is a human trafficker and often dismembers and rapes the children he abducts

>> No.11237882

yes, yes
I'm convinced this the pinnacle of human achievement
if aliens ever appear, I'm going to show them this webm

>> No.11237927
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Jesus christ.

>> No.11237994

That face activates some special parts of ones brain. Like the fear cortex.

>> No.11238039

Never had wagyu, is it that good?

>> No.11238048

This has to be a joke. I won’t accept otherwise.

>> No.11238051

You've never been to a coastie hipster restaurant then.

>> No.11238100


and not a toilet or sink in the entire joint

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>> No.11238157
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, FLAMING FIRE PAAN!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11238158

Literally no reason to do this.

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>> No.11238172
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>> No.11238184

There's a cornfield literally right next to my house.

These people are crazy. It's like 15 cents cheaper than normal.

>> No.11238189
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>> No.11238192

anyone got the webm of the black mom luring her toddler down the hall with fried chicken?

>> No.11238195
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>> No.11238206

>going this fucking crazy over some shitty airline food

>> No.11238210

God damnit pajeets are disgusting

>> No.11238216

Thats probably the least enthusiastic about food touching his mouth he's ever been, it's almost like he's not psychotic.

>> No.11238218
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>> No.11238229
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Those reddit top down filmed recipes should be banned..

>> No.11238252
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>> No.11238254

They really are like insects aren't they?

>> No.11238255

he looks yung in this one

>> No.11238259
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>> No.11238267

Thanks, gonna try this recipe later

>> No.11238269

Jack is actually a human being that was transported to Earth Prime from As Seen on TV Earth

>> No.11238277

its certainly good, but whether it is worth the price is up to you

>> No.11238301

somebody got the webm of that asian guy who cooks soup? it's a scene from a movie

>> No.11238312

You know that his nigger brother in law cringes every moment he has to spend time around mark.

>> No.11238317
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She could be an absolute fucking animal, OR she can use the fork they fucking give you when you order the fries that way. I will never understand how people can eat in such a fucking disgusting manner.

>> No.11238318

I'm genuinely wondering how someone with so little confidence in cooking still has enough confidence to film and upload his attempt at it.

>> No.11238321

She looks like she is coked out of her head or like she just snorted a line of adderall

>> No.11238339

I know that this is a skit. But from what I have seen of old Chinese culture and their modern (and ancient) disregard for human life and shit, I could see this being a real thing and the family actually feeling "honored" that a "great man" enjoyed eating their son's flesh.

The Chinese are fucked up yo

>> No.11238345

I doubt it's very common since people don't taste as good as other animals.

>> No.11238349

>Only one lime
Fucking texmex ripoff bullshit

>> No.11238376

Dey usin dem fake playstic murcan chaesses!

>> No.11238381

Imagine his face we he bites into the neck of his steal screaming victims.

>> No.11238387

Christ with the price of KFC in Asia that must have been equivalent to atleast a couple hundred dollars

>> No.11238418

I promise you that she hasn't spent a single dollar on any of these challenges. She has an army of weebs throwing their NEET bux at her.

>> No.11238419

Oh shit, are those Nigger Tacos?

I know one of you get that reference.

>> No.11238425

>>tfw no burger with jam on
There's a place here that puts a blackberry jam on their jalepeno/bacon burger. It's surprisingly good.
It's a light sweetness for contrast.

The peanut butter and chocolate though is just too much.

>> No.11238432


no, and this entire website does NOT condone your casual racism, maybe ebaums is more your speed >:(

>> No.11238474


If I was those people in the background I'd be asking to see a signed waiver and when he can't provide it, sue the prick for privacy violation. I'd also ruin every god damn shot and ask why it took him 5 hours to eat his meal and wait for him to answer "because I had to move my camera phone a hundred times to create the personality I naturally lack".

>> No.11238486
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>> No.11238492


I love how white dumb fucks do shit like this to be socially responsible to the planet while all the shitty 3rd world countries that actually need to make the change are like "why the fuck are these retards voluntarily eating bugs when we're fighting tooth and nail to not need to do that shit?", then burn coal and cause meltdowns and dump toxic waste in the ocean and still secretly use their cfc reserves. But if white people stop turning themselves into the foreign mans nigger, they get called racist. How did they ever take over the world?

>> No.11238497

It's not a tortilla. It's cheap flat bread.

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>> No.11238539
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WA LA...!

>> No.11238554

Well I see you are most definitely not a man of culture if you don't know what I am talking about. Go back to le reddit

>> No.11238558
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>> No.11238597

>Fries everything except the fish's head

>> No.11238601


I want to hurt pretentious faggots like this guy.

Great food used to be taking luxurious ingredients, revolutionizing their use and charging a fair to excessive mark up.

Now it's cucks like this homo trying to convince you they've elevated a cooked flour and water paste to the next level so they can charge you a 1000% mark up and you stupidly buy it.

People don't even realise the reason companies are trying to get you to go vegan now is becsuse they're selling off the privilege that white society used to have. Selling off the refinement. Convincing you that pauper food is hip and with it. Meanwhile they sell off your existing farm land to Asia, or companies that solely export your livestock in abominable conditions and convince you that some cheap shitty soy product, that they mark up 1000% is the future of food. Meanwhile meat prices continue to sky rocket in western society but other countries benefit from a cheaper and more available meat product and rejoice because now they're eating steaks and roasts and rejoicing their days of bulking food out with rice and veg and using soy or peanuts as protein substitutes are over.

Those same companies then allow these foreign cucks in left right and center by control of government (the ex prime ministers of australia were a billionaire and millionaire respectively, the current president of the US is the same) but, they now let in the poor cucks. The ones that divide western society further so we have no feeling of togetherness and say things like "I'm a donkey pansexual stuck in a FTMTFTTTQ trans but don't label me" and because the ignorant uneducated fucks of gen Z are now so engrained to say yes and take it up the arse from all walks they don't even bat an eyelid. So now we are distracted by the freak parade and hiding from being labeled bigots we don't notice companies like Microsoft and Amazon creating billionaires and millionaires left right and center. Those same companies that have frozen wages

>> No.11238606

Same here, sorta, it's soybean year in my part of Iowa. Never seen anything like this when they put out the 10 cent bins of corn at ALDI.

>> No.11238623

Filthy god damn cockroaches.

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>> No.11238642


That have frozen wages in the non executive class of workers for around a decade because not only are they exploiting the poor foreign markets directly by taking their work force to countries like Manila and India but call it "contribution to their development". So now you're fighting for a job that pays what your parents earned 10 years earlier but they had less work assigned to them and more career progression. And you're fighting for it against some foreign pricks who talk non stop about how shit your country is and undercut your already shitty wage further to get the job because they send all their wages home anyway. Ever wondered why so many ethnic workers have or 3 jobs plus drive ubers but only eat bread or rice for every meal? Because for them their goal is take us for everything and leave.

Meanwhile those same "leaders of industry" keep their mansions with back yards and front yards and parks in the community and a competent police presence and a local economy that means they NEVER need to see the shit they're causing seep onto their doorstep. They have managers tell you "be grateful you even have a job to go to" when you complain about decreased pay and conditions but an ever increasing pressure and work load. Depression and drug use is up in the lower classes because our futures are so optionless and bleak. The same leaders of industry who got a 10x cheaper education now own the schools as businesses and again, tell you be thankful for the opportunity to learn when you complain you'll be in student debt for the first 20 years of your professional life, as well as reminding you gen Y will be the first generation where it is normal to work until you're 75. All so the boomers can keep funneling money up the ponzi to themselves through dividends and retire at 50 or 60 despite fucking the world over 10 different ways from Sunday. Bill Gates famously said in an interview he's paid 6 billion in tax in his life, despite having made over 100 billion

>> No.11238657

Look at Kale. It's literally a garbage weed in Australia.
Americans (coasties) are dumb.

>> No.11238667
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>> No.11238673
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>> No.11238676


So he wants a medal for having paid less than 6% tax while America turns to a debt ridden shit hole with no more opportunity left? While his company created the business model that led to the downfall of business ethics in the west? While whites get continually vilified for privilege they USED to have but stupidly allowed to be taken from them. Meanwhile the people from other countries who wish they could come help further pur society are unable to because of all the scum we let in. All because hippy faggots like him are considered amazing for charging you $30 for a burrito when you can get 3 for $2 from a mexican street vendor that is a more superior and authentic product than anything that faggot could make. I hate this society.

My mothers side of the family moved to the west from India to avoid the scum nature of the country since the give back. Questionable hygiene and food practices. Dodgy businesses. Criminals flourishing under a corrupt government. Now thanks to white people bending over and cuckifying themselves it was all for nothing. Between the pajeets, the bush pigs and the sand niggers I don't know what country I'm in walking down the street. Wake up western world. You are needed back!

>> No.11238683


Aussies eat more of that shit than anyone lmfao

>> No.11238689
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>> No.11238695


Get used to seeing shit like this. You don't control who you let in anymore for fear of being called racist. No one walks up and smacks them and says "BAD ORIENTAL, THIS IS A SOCIETY NOT RED CHINA!! SIT ON THE FUCKING TOILET SEAT, DON'T SQUAT ON IT AND SHOW SOME COURTESY TO YOUR FELLOW MAN", so get used to this shit. Western society was the most cultured and refined in the world. Now it has almost been erased. Such a shame.

>> No.11238722
File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, Cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Steal his red basket, when he goes in for more

>> No.11238726


He looks partially desiccated. Like his skin is old parchment. When he smiles I feel he should crack and crumble away to dust.

>> No.11238737

I work in the same building that they opened this store in. Its empty most of the time.

>> No.11238747

What show is this?

>> No.11238763
File: 2.58 MB, 540x302, Chicks Ground Up.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Meat is Murder?

>> No.11238773


Yeah but instead of turning their noses up, here is what white cucks say today:

"Mmmm so authentic how nothing is washed, and look at the pieces of eggshell, so rustic. It's a shame our society has no masters of the food industry like this". Smh.

>> No.11238780


Nah coz then he stabs you and gets off scot free because of "cultural differences". And I didn't order a cottage cheese ass with my steak lol.

>> No.11238782
File: 2.86 MB, 1026x712, Eggs Fry.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

What if I grabbed my BALLS & SCRATCHED my ass before cooking UR meal?

>> No.11238790

Wakako zake.

>> No.11238798

Thanks, forgot to eat my eggs this morning, time to make some

>> No.11238805
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, ! Great Ice Cream.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Nope, you wanted whole milk.

>> No.11238829


See, this doesn't make me want to go vegan. I'm a red blooded male, not some gender queer cuck. I buy sustainably farmed, ethically sourced meats from my local butcher who buys direct from the districts farms. The meat is flavourful, tender and shows how well some farmers tend to their livestock.

This is what the rant above was about. But they treat humans the same. Do you know why so many of the giant food companies are pushing the vegan agenda? Here is a summary of their thought process:

"You beautiful vegan bastards. We charge you meat prices for the feed we used to give the animals, cut out the farmers, and then make a fortune with our side companies that make vegan nutritional supplements for the majority of vegans who don't get enough nutrients without meat."

No, see, what that video makes me want to do is find every piece of shit that created that method of "animal husbandry" and all the pieces of shit who work there and support that shit, then kill their families in front of them, using similar grinders and machines, then put their cocks, tits and labias in the beheading machine and hit the big green start button. Because this world has shown that is how it learns. Through violent lessons.

>> No.11238842


"And look at the traditional food handling methods. See how he flavours the food naturally at the same time he corrects a minor discomfort? Revolutionary!"

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Holy shit and i was this close to going vego

>> No.11238921

>the beheading machine and hit the big green start button.
You have my curiosity piqued, anon.

>> No.11239325

>I buy sustainably farmed, ethically sourced meats from my local butcher who buys direct from the districts farms

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