/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11231922]

Why do people still hate on Soylent before trying it? It's actually really nice.

[Anonymous No.11231924]

I’m gay btw, not sure if that’s relevant

[Anonymous No.11231947]

>>11231924

Oh ok, that actually explains a whole lot.

[Anonymous No.11231977]

Watch the movie

[Anonymous No.11232036]

i tried it and it tastes like ass

would rather just get takeout/order a 'za if i'm too busy to eat something proper

[Anonymous No.11232043]

im a gay bottom and i would not date any man who drinks this

[Anonymous No.11232060]

>>11231922
Make sure to post pics here once you
grow those titties

[Anonymous No.11232125]

>>11231922

[Anonymous No.11232129]

>>11231922

[Anonymous No.11232293]

>>11231922
poison.

[Anonymous No.11232327]

>>11232036
If it tastes like my gf ass, I am gonna try...any other ass is no go for me.

[Anonymous No.11232428]

>>11231922
It's for effeminate, nintendo-liking nerds.
Not for proud kekistani anime warriors.

[Anonymous No.11232448]

The only reason I would ever drink it would be if I were on some extreme diet where I wanted to know exactly how many calories and nutrients I was getting every day, drinking only one thing and controlling exactly what my intake is would appeal to my inner OCD, I would make charts and everything.
Good thing I'm not fat so I won't have to ever try it.

[Anonymous No.11232692]

>>11232428
I agree with the effeminate part but nintendo is good.
Come on, ocarina, majora's mask and breath of the wild are all really good games.

[Anonymous No.11232699]

>>11231922
Why drink soylent when you can get huel

[Anonymous No.11232701]

>>11232692
>Come on, ocarina, majora's mask and breath of the wild are all really good games.

[Anonymous No.11232705]

>>11232692
Majoras mask blows ass

[Anonymous No.11232714]

>>11232701
I guess majora could be an exception
Also jokes on you I don't like mario that much so your gif is not effective

[Anonymous No.11232717]

>>11231922
if my boyfriend drinks this all day will his semen be full of estrogen?

[Anonymous No.11232720]

op is baiting
pic he posted is not real for obvious reasons

[Anonymous No.11232725]

>>11231922
It's great for giving my gf good brapps. Definitely makes our bike pump fun more pleasant

[Anonymous No.11233269]

>>11232717
If ypu swallow, you will become turbo woman

[Anonymous No.11233387]

>>11231922
It's expensive

[Anonymous No.11233437]

>>11232129
>someone actually made this
Talk about obsessed.

[Anonymous No.11233457]

>>11231922
I love soylent, it gives me this magical power to fart up storms, it's chemical warfare really, but my enemies have never been so afraid of me.

[Anonymous No.11234366]

Soy turns my ass into a nuclear bombsite

[Anonymous No.11234375]

>>11231922
I don't get certain things about 4chan. I mean, there's literally nothing wrong with soylent, browsing reddit or having a black boyfriend. I don't get why people are so autistic about this.

[Anonymous No.11234377]

>>11231922
Made out of old people

[Anonymous No.11234380]

>>11231922
>complete meal
>paste in a bottle
Lol i hope you enjoy your Orwellian nightmare fag

[Anonymous No.11234393]

Imagine being so lazy you can’t even be arsed to buy real food.

[Anonymous No.11234397]

>>11231922
Because drinking a "meal" from a bottle is pathetic.

Learn to cook, refine those skills, and take pride in improving yourself.

[Anonymous No.11234409]

>>11234375
soylent and soy in general gives you tits and makes you weak like a woman

black have aids and transmit aids to white people

reddit is used by leftist faggots and hillary supporters

[Anonymous No.11234411]

>>11234377
that's what makes it so good

[Anonymous No.11234443]

>>11234411
Can’t argue with dubs

[Anonymous No.11234449]

>>11231922
>tfw I knew people who were shilling for this garbage before it was a meme
I make green shakes in the morning free of soy but full of protein, tyvm

[Anonymous No.11234667]

>>11234409
>soylent and soy causes man tits
>posts no scientific proof

Every time

[Anonymous No.11234673]

>>11234667
stupid anime poster

[Anonymous No.11234682]

>>11234673
Damn son, you really showed me

[Anonymous No.11234689]

>>11234667
>defending soy
>anime

probably likes traps

[Anonymous No.11234864]

>>11234689
>seeing a penis going inside a vagina isn't gay
>having tits on the penis wielder makes it gay
>more tits = more gay

[Anonymous No.11235484]

>>11231922
Is expensive. $3 for that? And it probably doesn't even taste good.

[Anonymous No.11235494]

>>11231922
Why are you so overjoyed to drink what's basically Ensure?

[Anonymous No.11235721]

>>11235494
:OOOO

[Anonymous No.11236100]

>>11235484
it does taste good

[Anonymous No.11236760]

>>11231922
Because Huel is way better

Also, fuck the other guy, Nintendo is great. PS4 is the actual soyboy consol, if you want to make exclusives you have to bring in something interesting on the table. Being a watered down PC just doesn't cut it.

[Anonymous No.11236766]

>>11234409
>soylent and soy in general gives you tits and makes you weak like a woman
This is a meme, retard. You're supposed to have fun with it but remember that it isn't real.

[Anonymous No.11237066]

Today i'll remind them.

[Anonymous No.11237081]

>>11232714
Video games are for childs.

[Anonymous No.11237178]

I've only met one person who drank soylents before and funny enough it turned out to be a tranny. I don't know why but that shit is popular with trannies for some reason.

[Anonymous No.11237207]

I tried soylent diet. One in the morning, one in the evening. I felt horrible and when I went to shit it was as if I had diarrhea. Shit was 100% liquid and splattered all over my ass cheeks as it hit the toilet water.

Worst experience of my life. Never again.

[Anonymous No.11237211]

>>11234375
The effects of soy are kind of memed out of proportion when it comes to adults, but it's still not good to feed to a boy or even a teenager.
>>11232692
>muh zaldo
>botw being good
Why do numales have such shit taste?

[Anonymous No.11237313]

>>11237207
Have a friend who has just been putting up with this side effect for months. His ass is constantly chapped and I have a feeling it's not good for your intestinal health to be in a constant state of distress i.e. diarrhea.

[Anonymous No.11237314]

>>11231922
How do you get gastritis? The tutorial NR.1

[Anonymous No.11237326]

>>11231922
Part of the problem is that they actually had the arrogance to name their "soylent."
Also just look at that fucking gay technofag font. It's clear to whom this product is intended. Actually sampling it is utterly irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.11237331]

>>11237211
>call of doody and battlefield are MY masculine games of choice

[Anonymous No.11237375]

>>11232043
>gay bottom
nice try, soyboy

[Anonymous No.11237404]

>>11237313
>His ass is constantly chapped
How do you know?

[Anonymous No.11237635]

>>11234397
I don't want to.

[Anonymous No.11237647]

>>11232701
I love how all these pictures single out Nintendo, subtly implying that other consoles aren't also for children only.

[Anonymous No.11237678]

>>11237647
I like mac n cheese cuz it gives me the best farts. They're nice and wet, they have that frogginess to them, but they never border on a shart. It's like a bubble bursting in my asshole everytime. If I mix it with broccoli I get these nice long wet farts that sound like someone making fart noises into their wind instrument at bandcamp when they're trying to learn how to play it. And the smell, dear lord the smell. Sweet and sensuous yet with a sour note that just kind of dangles there at the end, never overstaying its welcome and becoming rancid. Some nights after eating a massive bowl of mac n cheese and broccoli I pass out and awake in the morning to a symphony of this wonderous farts flying from my asshole and the aroma of the pungent mist tuythgfyjjgjgdxbhgdfgjydfghffhjydgjuffvhjytfedfvbnkkkjhgtheir collective aura has dabbed upon my bedroom