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My brother's two friends constantly take bites of my food whenever I leave the room, be it home cooked or fast food.

What is the best way to fuck with them? I was thinking buying a burrito, and putting some super hot peppers and extracts into it, and leaving the bait.

>> No.11228174

I’m gay btw if that matters

>> No.11228191

>>11228170
Make some pudding but use cum as your secret ingredient

>> No.11228195

>>11228170
You sound like a bitch. Why don't you try using your words?

>> No.11228196

>>11228191
You okay there, little buddy?

>> No.11228197

>>11228170
Thats not a bad idea, could always claim you have like, mouth herpes, but thats much more likely to backfire on you. You could always make intentionally awful food as bait, make a wrap or a burrito and fill it with shit like suddenly salad and mac n cheese coated in salt and orange marmalade.

>> No.11228199

>>11228170
Hot peppers? Nah. Use capsaicin extract.

>> No.11228211

>>11228196
What better way is there to get back at your mates?
Just feed em cum

>> No.11228214

>>11228211
Hush now, little man.

>> No.11228222

>>11228174
cool for you bro

>>11228191
thats fucking gay, nah, not doing this

>>11228195
I tell them every time I'll murder them if they touch my food, and they refuse to stop, even got into an actual fight one time that broke my window

>>11228196
he is not, he is clearly gay and conflicted. surprised he isn't saying I should shove carrots up their asses

>>11228197
yeah, nah, I see them all the time, that would be autistic. I want them to burn, not be disgusted.

>>11228199
any recommendations on the hottest available?

>> No.11228227

>>11228222
It's only gay if you eat the cum pudding

>> No.11228235

>>11228170
Slap the shit out of them. The fuck's wrong with you?

>> No.11228239

just lick your food before you leave
oldest trick in the book

>> No.11228252

>>11228222
>I tell them every time I'll murder them if they touch my food
Why should they care, you obviously only make empty threats. Make reasonable threats and follow through or accept that might makes right and that you're not the mighty one in this case.

>> No.11228288

>>11228211
gay
>>11228227
gay

>>11228235
tried that before, and it turned into a shitshow, but it did work for about a month.

>>11228239
I might have to try this, but I have no doubts they're retarded and gay enough to eat it still. I must punish them

>>11228252
literally fought one of them over a burrito, that broke my window, you're a dipshit.

>> No.11228291

>>11228288
How about you get a few hot dogs, pull them through your ass crack and leave them in the fridge?

>> No.11228303

>>11228288
>literally fought one of them over a burrito, that broke my window
That's hardly murder. Make your threats more realistic and maybe people will actually care about what you say.

>> No.11228309

Finish eating your burrito before you wander off. Where do you go anyway, to hit the pipe or something?

>> No.11228331

>>11228288
I've got a worldshattering idea for you, how about just not eating around them?

>> No.11228342

>>11228309
glass of water, to take a piss, to buy more beer, and to hit a bong. they must be punished.

>>11228303
you're a dipshit, im not going to literally murder my buddies, i don't think you've ever had a friend in your life

>>11228291
gay

>> No.11228347

I think you should murder one of your brother's friends.

>> No.11228349

>>11228342
>he smokes weed
>calls other people gay

am i laffin

>> No.11228417

Take the food with you when you leave the room genius

>> No.11228460

>>11228342
I know this is hard to grasp, but don't threaten to murder your buddies if you don't intend to murder your buddies. That's part of why they don't take you serious.

>> No.11228489
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11228489

>mfw OP is literally such a cuck he can't think of how to be assertive other than being an immature dillhole

>> No.11228500

>>11228170
What kind of fucking imaginary problem are you trying to solve for here, you manchild? Either move out of your mommy's basement so you don't have unwanted guests around while you eat, or don't leave your food unattended.

WELL GOLLY FUCKING GEE, wasn't that easy?

>> No.11228520

OP is obviously some trailer park retard or basement cave dweller, don't expect to much of him.

>> No.11228538

Just put a padlock on your TMNT lunchbox you mentally deficient manchild

>> No.11228650

Next time one of them takes a bite out of your food, leave, get yourself an erection, and then come back in and start fucking his mouth and screaming "WHY DON'T YOU BITE THIS, BITCH?"

>> No.11228661

tell your mum,it seems like you need to bring a third party into this riveting case of bickering teenagers