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>eat spicy food at night
>Can't sleep
What do? I must be up by 7 am tomorrow and it's almost 1 am

>> No.11226246

die

>> No.11226251

shoot cocaine

>> No.11226264

Take Benadryl

>> No.11226407

>>11226244
sharpie in pooper

>> No.11226414

>>11226244
Get over yourself and stop being a little bitch.

>> No.11226441

you're probably just too lonely and horny

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11226591

>>11226441
Yes, how did you know that?

>> No.11226632

Have some antacid

>> No.11226637

anyone else notice how falling asleep with spicy food in your stomach leads to weird dreams?

>> No.11226641

>>11226637
Joe?

>> No.11226644

>>11226244
Start pounding some tums and pepto bismol (take both) and make sure to pound the coffee or energy drinks tomorrow morning and afternoon.

>> No.11226667

>>11226244
Eat some baking soda, one spoon will do the trick, it works faster than anything

>> No.11226679

>>11226641
no im not your bunkmate at the YMCA

>> No.11226714

>>11226637
Eat something sugary before you go to best. Chances are you'll have nightmares.

>>11226244
I always get that when I eat pizza in the evening. Probably the carbs

>> No.11226717

Get an Ambien script, done and done

>> No.11227229

>>11226637
OP here
All I can remember from what I dreamed is something like
>(scene missing)
>Be me
>In the living room of my house
>For some reason there's a WC in there
>Also for some reason I'm shitting there
>Also for some reason there's a girl there, in front of me and chatting with me while I'm shitting
>Suddenly take her hands and play with them
>She's cool with it
>Take her hands and put them on my cheeks (face)
>She looks at me dead in the eye and says "Ew. You're gross anon."
>She goes away
>Get up from athe WC
>Nothing to clean my ass with so I just pull my pants up
>Fart
>Shit my pants
>(scene missing)

Was it a weird dream?

>> No.11228339

>>11226591
i have my ways of knowing...

>> No.11228378

>>11226244
How fucking weak are you? How wmuch s.o.y. products do you consume?

I eat every meal spicy. Not crazy ghost pepper spicy, but with a decent amount of heat. My 9 y/o kid eats spicy food once per day.

>> No.11228406

It blows my mind how useless and codependent most of you faggots are

>> No.11228418

>>11226637
shit i thought this only happened to me