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>waitress says enjoy your meal
>respond you too
I can't go back. You could tell she thought I was a loser.How do you get better at dealing with waitresses?

>> No.11223792

These larp threads are not funny, do you seriously expect me to believe that a grown ass man like you is afraid of talking to a waitress?

Jesus give me a break, you are not interviewing a fucking serial killer psychopath

>> No.11223793

Next time she takes your order smack her ass when she is about to walk away. Bitches love that

>> No.11223799

>>11223792
You vasy underestimate the autism on 4chan. Most people on this site are barely functioning aspies.

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>>11223792
Don't ever respond to me again.
>>11223793
I will give it a try. I lost my virginity to a Denny's waiter, so I used to be normal enough. But after years of seclusion I can't talk as good.

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>>11223810
>Waiter not waitress

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>>11223840
It was a typo, grow up.

>> No.11223864

>>11223780

>Not boisterously laughing directly after saying it because you realized how absurd your response was.

OP is aspie tier.

>> No.11223867

>>11223851
Not a typo that was a Freudian slip.

>> No.11223872
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>>11223864
You would have to be an obnoxious dolt to laugh in public restaurant. It's not all about you.
>>11223867
Whatever. I know what the truth is.

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I don't know I really struggle also. I'm polite and I don't think too weird, I hope.

Last time one was being really nice I thought she was hitting on me, turned out her boyfriend actually worked at the restaurant.

>> No.11223899

>>11223867
Slipped like the waiter's cock slipped into that guy's virgin anus

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>>11223899
Kek

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>>11223899
>>11223907
Grow up it was a typo i'm not kidding guys.

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I used to eat out with my dad, since he died I can't manage anymore. I'm too afraid to go alone and I don't have any friends. I miss my dad. I miss eating out with him. It used to embarrass me a bit because we'd eat at the same places and all the waitresses and staff I'm sure knew I was a loser with no gf but at least I had a friend to hang with even if it was my dad. I'm so lonely.

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>>11223918
I'm sorry anon. I hope you are ok.

>> No.11223941

>>11223927
thanks fren

>> No.11223950

This nigga fucked a Denny's waiter and can't talk to women. I think the problem is obvious.

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>>11223918
My dad died too fren. I miss him.
Look at the bright side, at least you are not a closeted gay like the one that sucked the Dennys waiter cock in the bathroom

>> No.11223971

>>11223950
>fucked
He probably was roughed against a wall and came like a baby gorilla

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>>11223950
>>11223954
Ok, I'm not kidding, it was a typo, lmao grow up. No need to keep posting about it.

>> No.11223990

>>11223918
Me and my father do nothing together. I don't know why, I'm just incapable of being close with people I care about deeply. I feel like I've been cursed.

>> No.11224005

>>11223990
Try hitting on a Denny's waiter. I hear those guys are down for a quick half and half.

>> No.11224011

>>11224005
It was a typo, not a big deal guy.

>> No.11224016

>>11224011
Was the Denny's waiter a big deal, guy?

>> No.11224023

>>11224005
Maybe that's what I need to get my head right. Thanks OP for sharing your story about banging a dude at Denny's, and thank you anon for giving me the strength to try it for myself.

>> No.11224027

>>11224016
It was a waitress (female) and she was over weight, laugh all you want. I'm not gay.

>> No.11224028

>>11224023
The biggest problem with sucking a guys cock at Denny's isn't that you'd be a huge fag, it's that Denny's has horrible food. What happened to the Grand Slam? Last time I had that it was so disappointing. I remember as a kit it being amazing.

>> No.11224033

>>11224027
Dude it doesn't matter. Basically if you aren't gay in 2018 you are a huge faggot.

I personally prefer the girls of Waffle House, although never convinced one to sleep with me yet. I'm working on it though.

>> No.11224040

>>11224028
The point of going to Denny's is picking up the twink waiters. The food is just there to facilitate the transaction.

>> No.11224049

>>11224040
what about the diarrhea though? i had a jet stream of shit coming out of my ass

>> No.11224061

>>11223872

>You would have to be an obnoxious dolt to laugh in a private business that you pay money to in order experience a fun evening out of your own house

Aspie beta level confirmed. If you are paying money to an establishment so that you can take a night off and enjoy a meal in which you did not prepare then you deserve every right that goes with that. Including being relaxed and having fun.

I feel sorry for people like you. You're too stupid yet "superior" to understand how much you're cheating yourself.

Lose the pride, gain confidence and happiness.

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>> No.11224123

>>11224105
kek. you googled gay dennys waiter.

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>>11224061
I bet you are the guy that plays music on his cellular phone at a restaurant. Stop acting like a child.

>> No.11224131

>>11224123
Yes, it seems our friend stabbed the waiter with 5 inches of steely cock

>> No.11224178

>>11224131
I'm not even gay. Real funny...

>> No.11224231

>>11223780
Unless I need something like Tabasco or my meal is inedible I absolutely ignore the waitress, finish my meal; and leave a 15-20% tip. I only never tip if they are rude, I mean actually rude. thank you for reading my blog

>> No.11224258

>>11224231
But isn't that awkward?

>> No.11224273

>>11224258
not at all. On the rare occasion I feel awkward in public I just slam back 2 beers.

>> No.11224366

>>11224126

>Being able to laugh at yourself for accidently being absurd is the same as playing your own music in a restaurant.

Dude, you are closer to omega tier aspie.

Get your shit together and learn to laugh at yourself once and a while. You're probably some highschool/college kid who takes yourself way too seriously.

>> No.11224370

>>11224366
How was Denny's today?

>> No.11224387

>>11224366
people who play music on their phone in public are just as annoying as the ones that wait on hold with their bank on speaker phone. gas them all I say

>> No.11224390

>>11224370

Haven't been to a Denny's in 9ish years so I wouldn't know.

Went to the diner around the corner about a month ago and shit was pretty cash thanks for asking.